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Chapter 287 A Messy Opening Ceremony, Venice Has Declined?
Chapter 287 The messy opening ceremony, Venice has fallen?
That's right, everyone is looking forward to the red carpet at 05:30, but... the opening music has not yet sounded when the time comes. It was not until 5:50 when the host Eva walked on the red carpet that the long-awaited media and public With a big sigh of relief, I was busy screaming and pressing the shutter.
After 10 minutes, the media became anxious again: because in the next 10 to [-] minutes, there was no celebrity who could make them and the public scream again, and they were even bored enough to start playing with each other.
Doesn't it mean that this Venice Film Festival has attracted a lot of attention?Didn't it mean that He Fang and Leonardo attracted a lot of attention and traffic?
Where's the star?Even if there are not many celebrities on the red carpet?
what's the situation?
It wasn't until 10 minutes later that some familiar stars gradually appeared. So far, the red carpet of the Venice Film Festival has been delayed for 10 minutes and boring for 10 minutes.
Just bragging about it being a session with a lot of attention?I really don't understand what the Venice Film Organizing Committee thinks?Are they planning to make the Venice Film Festival worse and worse?
Of course, this is not the point that makes people complain the most. What makes everyone complain the most is that in previous years, a host will be arranged to introduce the guests, so that the media from all over the world can understand who is going up.
And this year, the organizing committee canceled the host who introduced the guests.Then there are celebrities who walk up the red carpet without being introduced, and then walk down the red carpet without being interviewed by anyone.
What the hell is this called?
Whether it's the media, the audience or the guests, they immediately complained wildly, is the Venice Film Festival so out of funds?Can't even afford a host?
In this way, the red carpet continued in this strange and funny form. The organizational ability of the organizing committee of this kind of film festival is really embarrassing. It is not as lively as a third-rate film festival.
Anyway, the judges of the organizing committee went up to make their debut, which attracted some cheers. What caught the media and the public's attention the most was the cheers caused by the crew of "Gravity" walking on the red carpet.
Alfonso Cuarón, the director of "Gravity," came with his family, which drew some cheers, and then George Clooney and Sandra Bullock also drew some cheers when they came up.
George Clooney even pulled a marker out of his pocket as soon as he walked down the aisle and said loudly 'I'm going to start signing'...
He seemed to think he was the biggest star, but it wasn’t until after 7:30, when the finale show of the "Dallas Buyers Club" crew came on stage, that would be crazy, as if the media and audience of this year’s Weiss just came to watch Where are they the same.
Cheers, screams, reporters yelling and posing, if they don't take some photos that can attract traffic, then their work today will be in vain.
Fortunately, there is "Dallas Buyers Club" to cover the whole story, otherwise, what is the opening ceremony?
"Leonardo, look at this, look at this..."
"Where, this way, this way..."
"Leto, side a little, yes, a little more..."
"Jennifer, look at this, right..."
"Dallas Buyers Club" was abruptly called by the media to live on the red carpet for nearly 10 minutes. The key point is that there were still many reporters asking questions on the spot, and no one was in charge, let alone organized.
In He Fang's opinion, the organizational ability of the organizing committee can only be given a low score. It's really bad. It wasn't like this last time he came. Could it be that everything will be broken if the chairman is changed?
"He, do you think you can win the Golden Lion this time?"
"Of course, I have confidence." He Fang said with certainty.
"Then what if the Golden Lion and Best Actor let you choose the same?" The reporter was puzzled.
"I don't choose the awards whenever I want, it depends on the votes of the judges, of course I hope to have all of them." He Fang seemed very confident.
"Why didn't you take the model away last night? Didn't you like it?" Suddenly the reporter asked a gossip question.
"Oh, sorry, I'm not that kind of person." He Fang waved his hand.
"Haha... But you weren't like this in 2011." The reporters laughed.
"Cough, I was still young at that time, and I was easily impulsive." He Fang lied without blushing.
"Then you are not old now, don't you feel impulsive?"
"No, I'm thirty now."
"Is it okay to be thirty?" a reporter said angrily.
"..." He Fang glared at the reporter, "Who says I can't do it anymore? I'm just not that impulsive."
"Hmm, who knows?"
"..." He Fang left angrily.
"Ha ha……"
At this time Leonardo was also entangled by the reporters.
"Leonardo, how is Dolly doing? Is it still to your liking?" the reporters asked.
Leonardo froze for a moment, "Who is Dolly?"
"Ha, the model who opened the room with you last night, you don't even know the name of the other party, do you?"
"Uh..." Leonardo was a little embarrassed, "You guys are overthinking, we just had a few drinks together last night and then separated, nothing happened between us."
"Really? Did you drink from last night to noon today? The reporters took pictures of you going in after one o'clock last night, and you didn't come out until after eleven o'clock in the morning." The reporter exposed Leonardo again.
"That's because we were all drunk, so we didn't leave until we were sober. Don't spread rumors." Leonardo refused to admit it.
"Drunk? You were in a room alone with a young model, and then you said that you just drank for a night, and then everyone left when you sobered up?"
"Yeah, what's the problem? Haven't you ever drunk with someone?" Leonardo spread his hands and replied seriously.
"……I go……"
"Then why didn't He take the young model to the room to drink last night? Is he dying?" A reporter asked.
"No? Why can't it work?" Leonardo asked in surprise.
"He said that he is old now, and he is no longer impulsive when he sees young models. Does that mean he can't do it?"
"Well, you have to ask He. When we were filming, he got up at six o'clock every morning and wanted to practice Chinese Kungfu. If you say he can't do it, why don't you try to see how good his Chinese Kungfu is."
"Leonardo, I heard that you lost [-] pounds while playing "Dallas Buyers Club". How did you lose weight? Is this the director's request? I heard that you also had sex with several Is it true that the actress has actually fought?" A reporter asked.
"It's all for acting needs, you know, I'm an actor who is very serious about acting." Leonardo replied.
"Then do you have confidence in winning the Oscar this time?"
"Uh, this is Venice, it's too early to talk about Oscar." Leonardo was really speechless.
"Then do you have confidence in winning the Best Actor in Venice?"
"Of course there is."
……
Leonardo chatted with the media and the audience for a while, and the other two actors also signed autographs and chatted, and then it was over.
At this time, He Fang was chatting with people who had already entered in the Sala Film Palace, the venue for the opening ceremony. The nine judges were not present, because they were afraid that they would reach an agreement with the shortlisted film crew.
He Fang and Alonso Cuaron were bragging, while George Clooney and Sandra Bullock were supporting. The two of them are actors, and they are naturally close to the director.
After a while, Leonardo and the others came in, and the red carpet outside was basically over.
Seeing that everyone had come in, the organizing committee asked the announcer to announce that the opening ceremony would start in 10 minutes.
The opening ceremony was really... very simple, the chairman of the film festival organizing committee was there for a while, and then the judges came out to make their debut.
Next?Then the last part of the opening ceremony begins, watching the opening film "Gravity".
That's all?
That's right, that's it, what else do you want?
In fact, there is another point that made the media and many audiences dissatisfied with this opening ceremony... there was no English translation. The host and the chairman of the organizing committee all spoke Italian, but they did not deserve an English translation.
The funny thing is that there are still many people applauding together. Did they really understand?Just such a positive applause?
Anyway, the opening ceremony of the Venice Film Festival felt messy everywhere, and many people sighed helplessly in their hearts. Is this a decline?
……
"Gravity" is the opening film... To be honest, many people felt that it was lonely after watching it. What did they express?
What is this movie about?Exploring the human will to survive alone while exploring space?still?
That's it?
This Nima... what is there to see?
At the end of the movie, the main creators came to the stage to introduce the creation and talked a lot. Anyway, He Fang kept smiling, because there were only a few top stars on the scene, and he would often be given shots.
Afterwards, the host also asked He Fang how he felt about "Gravity".
What can He Fang say?
"This is a great movie. It chooses the theme of a woman surviving alone in space. In the vast starry sky, we are currently a lonely member. Isn't that right? We are exploring alone, and we may be at any time Facing a deadly threat, we survived tenaciously. Although there were fears, fears, and wanderings in the process, our will never collapsed, and this is the greatest."
Just a few words of nonsense, anyway, it's just a boast, and when He Fang finished the compliment, the audience applauded enthusiastically.
This is the helplessness of being an insider. Sometimes you have to speak out of conscience. He Fang really doesn’t like this movie. Why is it so great to make a movie about survival in space?It's like a man who gave a beggar a piece of bread, and then his act became unprecedentedly great.
Is it great if you give a beggar a piece of bread?So what is the name of a person who solves the problem of no beggars and allows everyone to live with dignity?
This is a cultural difference. There are many food banks in the West. The capitalists distribute free food to the poor appropriately. The capitalists feel that they are doing good deeds, which is their greatness.
However, why don't capitalists think about it, they are constantly creating poor and homeless people?Why not solve this problem directly from the source, so there will be no more beggars?
To paraphrase a popular saying on the Internet in 2023, that is: In order to save the poor, you choke the poor, give the poor people cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and give the poor oxygen...but you are not sure how to let go of the poor. hands around their necks.
……
To be honest, there are not many people who catch a cold in the East, especially in China. Of course, there are some people who like it as long as the West agrees.
After the opening ceremony that night, He Fang found that there were many reports complaining about the Venice Film Festival on the Internet.
"Opening Ceremony Highlights Venice's Fall"
"It's a shame that the world's three major film festivals continue to make mistakes"
"No.70th Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony Stars Dim"
"If it weren't for the stars of [Dallas Buyers Club] and [Gravity], the opening ceremony of the Venice Film Festival would be nothing to watch"
"The opening of the red carpet was delayed by 10 minutes, there was no host to introduce the guests at the opening ceremony, and there was no English translation in Italian during the opening ceremony..."
"This Venice Film Festival Opening Mess"
"He Fang: Just because I'm not impulsive doesn't mean I can't do it..."
"He Fang bluntly said that he is 30 years old, and he is not impulsive anymore"
"Leonardo: I drank with the young model all night and did nothing"
……
He Fang is also speechless after reading these, why do you always feel that everything is messed up in Venice?Forget it, forget it, sleep.
But before going to bed, many people sent text messages to He Fang, asking him why he was not impulsive?Is it really not working?
This made He Fang very annoyed, these media people really deserve to die, you can make any rumors about me, but you can't make rumors about a man... This must be proved.
How can you let the media all over the world say that He Fang is not good enough?This is really annoying.
Thinking about this matter, he was rarely angry, so when he was dreaming, he dreamed of proving to people all over the world that he was good...
Wake up the next morning...
shit...
It seems that people can't be poked at the weak point, or they will really go crazy, just like Korean men - they can't be gestured by someone approaching faster than the thumb and index finger, and they will go crazy when they see this.
In order to prove himself fiercely, He Fang should step up his physical training first, and use his best body to perform...
Of course, this will not make He Fang lose his position. There is no rush to show off his glory, and he will do things well during this period of time first.
For example, the premiere and competition of "Dallas Buyers Club" is the key point.
(End of this chapter)
That's right, everyone is looking forward to the red carpet at 05:30, but... the opening music has not yet sounded when the time comes. It was not until 5:50 when the host Eva walked on the red carpet that the long-awaited media and public With a big sigh of relief, I was busy screaming and pressing the shutter.
After 10 minutes, the media became anxious again: because in the next 10 to [-] minutes, there was no celebrity who could make them and the public scream again, and they were even bored enough to start playing with each other.
Doesn't it mean that this Venice Film Festival has attracted a lot of attention?Didn't it mean that He Fang and Leonardo attracted a lot of attention and traffic?
Where's the star?Even if there are not many celebrities on the red carpet?
what's the situation?
It wasn't until 10 minutes later that some familiar stars gradually appeared. So far, the red carpet of the Venice Film Festival has been delayed for 10 minutes and boring for 10 minutes.
Just bragging about it being a session with a lot of attention?I really don't understand what the Venice Film Organizing Committee thinks?Are they planning to make the Venice Film Festival worse and worse?
Of course, this is not the point that makes people complain the most. What makes everyone complain the most is that in previous years, a host will be arranged to introduce the guests, so that the media from all over the world can understand who is going up.
And this year, the organizing committee canceled the host who introduced the guests.Then there are celebrities who walk up the red carpet without being introduced, and then walk down the red carpet without being interviewed by anyone.
What the hell is this called?
Whether it's the media, the audience or the guests, they immediately complained wildly, is the Venice Film Festival so out of funds?Can't even afford a host?
In this way, the red carpet continued in this strange and funny form. The organizational ability of the organizing committee of this kind of film festival is really embarrassing. It is not as lively as a third-rate film festival.
Anyway, the judges of the organizing committee went up to make their debut, which attracted some cheers. What caught the media and the public's attention the most was the cheers caused by the crew of "Gravity" walking on the red carpet.
Alfonso Cuarón, the director of "Gravity," came with his family, which drew some cheers, and then George Clooney and Sandra Bullock also drew some cheers when they came up.
George Clooney even pulled a marker out of his pocket as soon as he walked down the aisle and said loudly 'I'm going to start signing'...
He seemed to think he was the biggest star, but it wasn’t until after 7:30, when the finale show of the "Dallas Buyers Club" crew came on stage, that would be crazy, as if the media and audience of this year’s Weiss just came to watch Where are they the same.
Cheers, screams, reporters yelling and posing, if they don't take some photos that can attract traffic, then their work today will be in vain.
Fortunately, there is "Dallas Buyers Club" to cover the whole story, otherwise, what is the opening ceremony?
"Leonardo, look at this, look at this..."
"Where, this way, this way..."
"Leto, side a little, yes, a little more..."
"Jennifer, look at this, right..."
"Dallas Buyers Club" was abruptly called by the media to live on the red carpet for nearly 10 minutes. The key point is that there were still many reporters asking questions on the spot, and no one was in charge, let alone organized.
In He Fang's opinion, the organizational ability of the organizing committee can only be given a low score. It's really bad. It wasn't like this last time he came. Could it be that everything will be broken if the chairman is changed?
"He, do you think you can win the Golden Lion this time?"
"Of course, I have confidence." He Fang said with certainty.
"Then what if the Golden Lion and Best Actor let you choose the same?" The reporter was puzzled.
"I don't choose the awards whenever I want, it depends on the votes of the judges, of course I hope to have all of them." He Fang seemed very confident.
"Why didn't you take the model away last night? Didn't you like it?" Suddenly the reporter asked a gossip question.
"Oh, sorry, I'm not that kind of person." He Fang waved his hand.
"Haha... But you weren't like this in 2011." The reporters laughed.
"Cough, I was still young at that time, and I was easily impulsive." He Fang lied without blushing.
"Then you are not old now, don't you feel impulsive?"
"No, I'm thirty now."
"Is it okay to be thirty?" a reporter said angrily.
"..." He Fang glared at the reporter, "Who says I can't do it anymore? I'm just not that impulsive."
"Hmm, who knows?"
"..." He Fang left angrily.
"Ha ha……"
At this time Leonardo was also entangled by the reporters.
"Leonardo, how is Dolly doing? Is it still to your liking?" the reporters asked.
Leonardo froze for a moment, "Who is Dolly?"
"Ha, the model who opened the room with you last night, you don't even know the name of the other party, do you?"
"Uh..." Leonardo was a little embarrassed, "You guys are overthinking, we just had a few drinks together last night and then separated, nothing happened between us."
"Really? Did you drink from last night to noon today? The reporters took pictures of you going in after one o'clock last night, and you didn't come out until after eleven o'clock in the morning." The reporter exposed Leonardo again.
"That's because we were all drunk, so we didn't leave until we were sober. Don't spread rumors." Leonardo refused to admit it.
"Drunk? You were in a room alone with a young model, and then you said that you just drank for a night, and then everyone left when you sobered up?"
"Yeah, what's the problem? Haven't you ever drunk with someone?" Leonardo spread his hands and replied seriously.
"……I go……"
"Then why didn't He take the young model to the room to drink last night? Is he dying?" A reporter asked.
"No? Why can't it work?" Leonardo asked in surprise.
"He said that he is old now, and he is no longer impulsive when he sees young models. Does that mean he can't do it?"
"Well, you have to ask He. When we were filming, he got up at six o'clock every morning and wanted to practice Chinese Kungfu. If you say he can't do it, why don't you try to see how good his Chinese Kungfu is."
"Leonardo, I heard that you lost [-] pounds while playing "Dallas Buyers Club". How did you lose weight? Is this the director's request? I heard that you also had sex with several Is it true that the actress has actually fought?" A reporter asked.
"It's all for acting needs, you know, I'm an actor who is very serious about acting." Leonardo replied.
"Then do you have confidence in winning the Oscar this time?"
"Uh, this is Venice, it's too early to talk about Oscar." Leonardo was really speechless.
"Then do you have confidence in winning the Best Actor in Venice?"
"Of course there is."
……
Leonardo chatted with the media and the audience for a while, and the other two actors also signed autographs and chatted, and then it was over.
At this time, He Fang was chatting with people who had already entered in the Sala Film Palace, the venue for the opening ceremony. The nine judges were not present, because they were afraid that they would reach an agreement with the shortlisted film crew.
He Fang and Alonso Cuaron were bragging, while George Clooney and Sandra Bullock were supporting. The two of them are actors, and they are naturally close to the director.
After a while, Leonardo and the others came in, and the red carpet outside was basically over.
Seeing that everyone had come in, the organizing committee asked the announcer to announce that the opening ceremony would start in 10 minutes.
The opening ceremony was really... very simple, the chairman of the film festival organizing committee was there for a while, and then the judges came out to make their debut.
Next?Then the last part of the opening ceremony begins, watching the opening film "Gravity".
That's all?
That's right, that's it, what else do you want?
In fact, there is another point that made the media and many audiences dissatisfied with this opening ceremony... there was no English translation. The host and the chairman of the organizing committee all spoke Italian, but they did not deserve an English translation.
The funny thing is that there are still many people applauding together. Did they really understand?Just such a positive applause?
Anyway, the opening ceremony of the Venice Film Festival felt messy everywhere, and many people sighed helplessly in their hearts. Is this a decline?
……
"Gravity" is the opening film... To be honest, many people felt that it was lonely after watching it. What did they express?
What is this movie about?Exploring the human will to survive alone while exploring space?still?
That's it?
This Nima... what is there to see?
At the end of the movie, the main creators came to the stage to introduce the creation and talked a lot. Anyway, He Fang kept smiling, because there were only a few top stars on the scene, and he would often be given shots.
Afterwards, the host also asked He Fang how he felt about "Gravity".
What can He Fang say?
"This is a great movie. It chooses the theme of a woman surviving alone in space. In the vast starry sky, we are currently a lonely member. Isn't that right? We are exploring alone, and we may be at any time Facing a deadly threat, we survived tenaciously. Although there were fears, fears, and wanderings in the process, our will never collapsed, and this is the greatest."
Just a few words of nonsense, anyway, it's just a boast, and when He Fang finished the compliment, the audience applauded enthusiastically.
This is the helplessness of being an insider. Sometimes you have to speak out of conscience. He Fang really doesn’t like this movie. Why is it so great to make a movie about survival in space?It's like a man who gave a beggar a piece of bread, and then his act became unprecedentedly great.
Is it great if you give a beggar a piece of bread?So what is the name of a person who solves the problem of no beggars and allows everyone to live with dignity?
This is a cultural difference. There are many food banks in the West. The capitalists distribute free food to the poor appropriately. The capitalists feel that they are doing good deeds, which is their greatness.
However, why don't capitalists think about it, they are constantly creating poor and homeless people?Why not solve this problem directly from the source, so there will be no more beggars?
To paraphrase a popular saying on the Internet in 2023, that is: In order to save the poor, you choke the poor, give the poor people cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and give the poor oxygen...but you are not sure how to let go of the poor. hands around their necks.
……
To be honest, there are not many people who catch a cold in the East, especially in China. Of course, there are some people who like it as long as the West agrees.
After the opening ceremony that night, He Fang found that there were many reports complaining about the Venice Film Festival on the Internet.
"Opening Ceremony Highlights Venice's Fall"
"It's a shame that the world's three major film festivals continue to make mistakes"
"No.70th Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony Stars Dim"
"If it weren't for the stars of [Dallas Buyers Club] and [Gravity], the opening ceremony of the Venice Film Festival would be nothing to watch"
"The opening of the red carpet was delayed by 10 minutes, there was no host to introduce the guests at the opening ceremony, and there was no English translation in Italian during the opening ceremony..."
"This Venice Film Festival Opening Mess"
"He Fang: Just because I'm not impulsive doesn't mean I can't do it..."
"He Fang bluntly said that he is 30 years old, and he is not impulsive anymore"
"Leonardo: I drank with the young model all night and did nothing"
……
He Fang is also speechless after reading these, why do you always feel that everything is messed up in Venice?Forget it, forget it, sleep.
But before going to bed, many people sent text messages to He Fang, asking him why he was not impulsive?Is it really not working?
This made He Fang very annoyed, these media people really deserve to die, you can make any rumors about me, but you can't make rumors about a man... This must be proved.
How can you let the media all over the world say that He Fang is not good enough?This is really annoying.
Thinking about this matter, he was rarely angry, so when he was dreaming, he dreamed of proving to people all over the world that he was good...
Wake up the next morning...
shit...
It seems that people can't be poked at the weak point, or they will really go crazy, just like Korean men - they can't be gestured by someone approaching faster than the thumb and index finger, and they will go crazy when they see this.
In order to prove himself fiercely, He Fang should step up his physical training first, and use his best body to perform...
Of course, this will not make He Fang lose his position. There is no rush to show off his glory, and he will do things well during this period of time first.
For example, the premiere and competition of "Dallas Buyers Club" is the key point.
(End of this chapter)
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