China Entertainment: Indulge in Vanity Fair

Chapter 92 What award did you win?

In response to the appeal of domestic audiences, Zlang.com conducted a live broadcast of the whole process with pictures and texts.

When the pictures of the "Single Zoo" crew walking on the red carpet were uploaded, netizens were blown up.

"Old Fan is still so hot, is she trying to steal the limelight from this Cannes Film Festival?"

"Tsk tsk, I like my wife like this, she's so pretty and domineering..."

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"Wow, Li Bingbing's photo has also come out, our Li Bingbing's aura is not lost, and this sapphire blue dress is also pretty. Suck, lick the screen..."

"Is there no one who likes He Fang?"

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It was not easy for the two actors to finish walking the red carpet. The two of them have already dazzled enough, and they are about to win the award. Are you satisfied now?
"Hi, Director He Fang, congratulations on getting the tickets for the closing ceremony, what are your expectations for the awards?" the host asked He Fang.

"Of course we are looking forward to winning the Palme d'Or. We are here for the Palme d'Or." He Fang spoke very stiffly at this time.

Anyway, I have already won a prize, so I don’t brag about it for nothing.

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"Hey, this He Fang is really domineering, the new director immediately shouted for the Palme d'Or."

"What's the matter, are you dissatisfied? They are about to win prizes soon, why are you dissatisfied?"

"The virtue of the Chinese, wouldn't he be more modest? He is so domineering at a young age, don't embarrass us Chinese outside."

"Hey, you're so funny. He's embarrassing us Chinese abroad now, and he's about to win prizes. How can he be ashamed? What are you doing here with a weird BB?"

"That's right, where is this a matter of saving face for the Chinese people, but it has become a matter of embarrassment for the people of the country? Come on, then show me your face."

"What's the matter now? Whenever Chinese people achieve some results, some people will complain."

"Humility is a virtue, why is it necessary to be so high-profile? Didn't you learn what a gentleman is when you study in the United States? It's okay for him to save face like this. Is it so difficult to admit that you are inferior? Who invented electricity? Who invented the steam engine? Automobiles, cannons, airplanes, light bulbs, bicycles...all industrial products and high technologies were invented by the West, and it was the West that brought us modern civilization, so what reason is there to be high-profile in front of them?"

"Damn it, according to what you say, you just let He Fang be a dog for the West..."

"What's wrong with being a dog? It's his honor to be a dog for the West! If he wants to be a dog, they don't want him. Otherwise, why did he come back from the United States in despair?"

"Damn it, tell me your address. I'm going to kill you dog now. It's obviously a good thing. I'm getting more and more angry when you say it. Dare you tell me your address, dog."

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"Then I have to wish you all the best for winning the Palme d'Or, okay, thank you, thank you "Single Zoo" crew."

After the red carpet was over, He Fang and the others entered the Palace of Festivals together, where the awards are officially presented tonight.

When He Fang and the others came in, the place was already full of people, and He Fang and the others came in like water entering the sea.

Fortunately, there were some members of the organizing committee welcoming them in the front row, as well as some filmmakers who met at the film festival these days.

After working for a while, they came to their seats, located in the middle of the third row, a very convenient place to receive awards, and the creators of more than a dozen films that won awards in the main competition unit all sat in this area.

After a while, the red carpet ceremony was over, and the award ceremony officially entered.

The chairman of the organizing committee came to the stage and said a few words casually, and then entered the awards ceremony.

In fact, there are very few awards, and there are not [-] award-winning films, which means that there are not [-] award-winning films in the main competition plus a special attention unit, plus the short film unit.

And there are no singing and dancing performances interspersed with the Cannes awards, so the awards are presented very quickly.

As for the time after the award ceremony?Watching a movie, there is a closing film to watch.

The award ceremony has officially started. The first award is the Jury Award in the Short Film Unit. The short film "Mrs. Mickey Never Stops" from Sweden. What is this film about? Read it all the time, otherwise I really don't know what it's about.

Obviously, they didn't look at He Fang, they just applauded mechanically.

Zha Lang's reporters didn't watch it either, so when the pictures and texts were broadcast live, they only typed the pictures and texts according to the official introduction.

The second one that won was the Palme d'Or for the short film...well, well, the short film also got the Palme d'Or.

The winner was "The Island of Sorrows" from France, and many people didn't know what it was about.

After awarding the awards in the short film section, the following is a focus section, which belongs to the focus on the works of international new filmmakers.

The first award is the International Film Critics FIPRESCI Award, which is an award independent of Cannes and is awarded by international film critics.

The award-winning movie was called "Paul Adrian", and He Fang said that he had never seen it.

Just applaud.

A single element of attention is famous for its unique aesthetics and novel and unique niche style, and the best film is usually awarded to unknown directors.

To be honest, if He Fang didn't ask the viewer to submit the film, he would submit the film according to the process, even if he was shortlisted, he would probably be in this unit.

A unit that presents awards to new directors.

But the strange thing is that not all the directors who win the award are new directors, which is a bit puzzling.

Director Hong Sang-soo, who won the Best Film Award in Un Certain Regard this time, was born in 1960 and started making movies in 1994. Apart from the three major film festivals, he has won many Asian awards in Korea.

This kind of director uses a kind of attention unit... Tsk, this is a bit inconsistent with the original intention of the setting of a kind of attention.

Could it be that the rules of the French can also be changed flexibly?

Of course, these are all He Fang's thoughts in his head. Their current function is to act as applause and smile robots in the venue, just keep applauding and then smiling and nodding.

"Korean movies are good. Look at how many awards have been awarded in recent years. Our movies are lagging behind South Korea. We have to reflect on why our neighbors have surpassed us. If we don't think about it, we will always lag behind the world. Last Isn’t the lesson of the century behind enough?”

"When you watch a film festival award, it depends on where you are. Sometimes you have to be a dog for Westerners, sometimes you have to reflect, and sometimes we are behind the world. I love to watch, but I don’t like to watch it. , or shut your stinking mouth."

"It's hard to hear, we need to wake up. I'm just telling the truth, why are you so anxious? Are you afraid of China's progress? Are you afraid of China's development?"

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Yep, the Internet in China is scolding again.

However, at what point in this era does China's Internet not scold each other?
At the awards ceremony of the Cannes Film Festival, the Un Certain Regard unit was awarded, followed by the awards for the main competition unit.

First up is the...International Film Critics FIPRESCI Award...

No, didn't the FIPRESCI Award be awarded just now?
He Fang didn't understand what this meant for a while, but as long as the organizing committee is happy, it doesn't matter.

The winner was the French movie "Tour", um, where did they watch this movie, um, how should I say it?Anyway, it is a typical French art film. If there is an inner scene, there is an inner scene, and if there is a bed scene, there is a sex scene. He and Fan Bingbing sat on a chair and comforted each other for a while.

The plot mainly tells the story of a rehabilitated performing arts producer leading a group of girls (old women covered in flesh) to form a dance troupe and launch a striptease tour in various port cities in France.

In fact, it is still talking about the bitter life of such a group of people behind the scenes, but this plot...

It is really incoherent, and people who watch it for the first time must not be able to understand it, and they don't know what the movie is trying to talk about.

But just such a film won an award.

We should take this kind of movie and throw it in Feng Xiaogang's face, let's see, let's see, what kind of movie can win the award.I can't understand the movie, understand?Only movies with incoherent stories can win. How can you win if you are always trying to tell a complete story?

As soon as the FIPRESCI awards were awarded, it was the Golden Camera Award for Best Picture, and Li Pingbing, who came with him, immediately sat upright. Maybe this is the award that the entire "Single Zoo" crew except him did not want to win.

Because this is a best photography award, if you win this award, you will have no chance for other awards.

result……

Sure enough, Li Pingbin was disappointed, and others were relieved. The winner was Mexico's "Boudoir Years".

"Ms. Li, it's okay, come back next time." He Fang also comforted Li Pingbin, but it seemed a little fake.

Li Pingbin smiled wryly, nodded and did not speak.He knew that it would not be a good thing for him to win an award, but why is it so awkward?

The next award is the Technology Award. This award is for special effects, costumes, props, art, or editing, and music. Technology, these are all technologies.

The winner was the Spanish movie "Beautiful Mistakes", which they have seen before.

I have to say that the music and performance of this movie are really great, if you are interested, you can watch it.Of course, this is also a dark movie, watching it will make people depressed.

Darkness is everywhere, from Mexico to Barcelona.

Next is the jury award, the jury award should be regarded as the third prize of the best film award, etc., the first prize is the Palme d'Or, the second prize is the jury award, and the third prize is the jury award.

"Single Zoo" is very likely to win this award. After all, some people still criticize the story structure of "Single Zoo" and feel that it is a bit fragmented.

And "Single Zoo" is not enough for the actor award, because the performances of the three leading actors can only be regarded as excellent, but it is a bit far-fetched to judge the actor and actress.

But the concept of "Single Zoo" is really awesome, which has to convince many people.It can use a soft sci-fi shell to dig out the human side of love, and even use such an allegorical story to attack the secular concept of marriage and love, as well as people's numbness and machinery in the "world that loses love in the future".

Therefore, during the external analysis, several awards were proposed for "Single Zoo", one is the Jury Award, the other is the Best Screenplay Award, the third is the Best Director Award, the fourth is the Jury Award, and the fifth is the Palme d'Or.

The five are sorted from most to least likely.That is to say, the jury award is the easiest to get, while the Palme d'Or is the hardest.

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"Wow, this may be the one with the highest chance of winning in "Single Zoo". Earlier, Zha Lang reposted an analysis article from France."

"I also read this article. I hope it won't be this award. Even the best screenplay is better than this."

"I hope it can win the Palme d'Or, but is that possible? The Palme d'Or is won by a master. What qualifications does he have as a director who only uses big cups to cover women to cheat the box office?"

"Fuck you, it's up to you to be here tonight. According to you, many of the films that won the Cannes Grand Prix are restricted-rated films, which are more explosive than He Fang's "Far Cry", What do you say then?"

"It's art for others, but it's vulgar for He Fang."

"I'll fuck you, I can't bear it, you report the address quickly..."

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"The winner is... "The Screaming Man", congratulations..."

"Huh..." He Fang breathed a sigh of relief, well, as long as it's not this award, he can accept any award in the future.

Next, He Fang and the others spent time and time again in tension and surprises, because every time they opened a blind box, it seemed like they were not them.

"The winner of the best screenplay award is... "Poetry", congratulations."

"Best Actress Award goes to...: Juliette Binoche, Legal Copy, congratulations."

"The best actor award goes to...Javier Bardem for "Beautiful Mistakes" and Elio Germano for "Life of Us". Congratulations to both of you."

"Best Director goes to... Matthew Amalric for The Tour, congratulations."

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"Wow, there are only two awards left, and "Single Zoo" is one of them. Tsk tsk, it's not bad to win the jury award for the first time."

"Who said, there is a 50.00% probability of being the Palme d'Or."

"No, didn't you realize that there are still two awards, but three films have not won?"

"Hey, really, "God and Man", "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Life", and "Single Zoo", hey, there is an award about to open a double yolk egg."

""Single Zoo" must not open double yolk eggs with others..."

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"The following is the jury award, and the award goes to..."God and Man"...and..."

"Damn it, it's really a double yolk egg..."

"Don't want "Single Zoo"..."

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Just as everyone was nervously waiting for the answer... the author broke the chapter?

Ah, no, I'll kill him.

The award presenter paused for a moment, and then read: "Uncle Bumi Who Can Recall His Past Lives, congratulations, congratulations to them."

"Ah... ah, it's done, it's done, it's done... the double yolk egg is not "Single Zoo", there is only one award, and it is definitely "Single Zoo" that won the Palme d'Or."

He Fang's hands were shaking at the scene, this is so...a bit exciting, did he really win the biggest prize?
At this time, Wang Zhonglei reached out and patted He Fang, Li Pingbin also patted He Fang excitedly, Fan Bingbing and Li Bingbing also patted him.

They are also excited.

He Fang's eyes were a little red at this moment, for some reason, he couldn't control it.He wanted to say that he just made the movie with the mentality of giving it a try, and then entered the competition with the mentality of giving it a try. He didn't think about it...

"The one who said that "Single Animal Park" won't win the Palme d'Or, come out and see if I don't beat you to death!"

(End of this chapter)