Chapter 40 Recruitment Policy
Isn't this crazy and irascible netizen really a troll?Really?
In the video, the naughty little crocodile 88 has a sharp voice, with a bit of a male duck voice.
"Silly dogs, did you see that?
"Your grandfather and I practiced it myself!
"This bottle of mine can't be volatilized into medicinal gas, and I dare not say that it is [-]% of the level of the boss.
"But it is more than ten times stronger than the pig urine refined by Zhang Ye."
After closing the video, there are still netizens yelling at the bottom of the post.
[A bottle of green soup, dare to call it Huaxue powder? 】
[My cucumber milkshake is greener than your bottle, can I also call you a fool? 】
[Shouldn't you be fooling people with a bottle of laundry detergent? 】
Ordinary netizens can't tell the truth from the fake, which is normal.In other words, there are not many people in this world who can distinguish between true and false.
Bai Mo stroked the skewers with one hand, and swipe the phone screen with the other, continuing to scroll down through the posts.
Sure enough, the vast majority of netizens didn't believe in "Naughty Crocodile 888", they criticized and ridiculed "Naughty Crocodile 888" one by one.
until……
[This netizen, you are welcome to submit the refined medicinal soup for inspection, you can find the nearest Immortal Arts Committee]
【If this is really Huaxue Powder, we will invite you to join the Immortal Arts Committee】
As soon as this post came out, the comment area was immediately cleared. No one spoke out, and instead, there was shock.
【Fuck? 】
[What does Professor Zhang mean? 】
[Could it be that it's really Huaxue powder? 】
[Professor Zhang himself is gone!That's all for now!Eight or nine are close to ten, right? 】
【real or fake? 】
[The sprayer really knows how to practice? 】
[Is it okay for him to go to him? 】
【6666】
【Ha ha ha ha】
Netizens' conversations turned in an instant, because the nickname of the person who asked the naughty little crocodile 888 to submit the medicinal soup for inspection was [Xianshu Committee, Shangjing General Association, Zhang Ye]!It was Professor Zhang who was angered by the naughty little crocodile 888!
Bai Mo clicked on Professor Zhang's avatar, looked at the gold V certification officially given by the community, and couldn't help but smile "hehe".
He licked the meat skewers, licked off the sesame seeds and cumin from the corner of his mouth, and continued to scroll down.
Naughty little crocodile 888 followed up.
[Professor Zhang, I can't do it, I'm a fugitive!If I went to your Immortal Arts Committee, wouldn't that be a trap? 】
Professor Zhang immediately replied with a long paragraph of text.
[Sir, our Immortal Art Committee now has a recruitment policy]
[If you have committed some small crimes in the process of cultivating immortality, it is not unforgivable, please feel free to surrender]
[We will help you compensate the victim, and will give you punishments such as "control" and "detention" according to your crime]
[During the period of "control" and "detention", you can also help the Immortal Arts Committee to do tasks, and if you perform meritorious service, you can also reduce your sentence]
[When you finish serving your sentence, we will include you in the establishment and give you the status of a fairy art committee member, allowing you to restart your life from now on]
Oh?
Recruiting?
Bai Mo read the text once, and it was the first time he understood that the Immortal Art Committee still had a policy of "recruiting safety".
Netizens have left messages.
【Professor Zhang, look forward, he scolded you just now, you still want to recruit him?You can have a little snack]
[Hahahaha Professor Zhang is generous! 】
【Professor Zhang does not care about small things when he makes big things happen】
[It feels good, let’s surrender, @naughty little crocodile 888, even if you committed a crime before, after surrendering, you will be under surveillance for a few years, and you will be able to do meritorious deeds. If you finish your sentence early, you will be able to have a system, and it will be the end of the universe! 】
……
Bai Mo picked up a skewer of grilled saury, gnawed on it, and read the post.Judging by the Huaxue Powder refined by "Naughty Crocodile 888", he has a high probability of being a Sequence Eight [Tangren].If the Immortal Arts Committee can be recruited, then the committee has indeed made a profit.Compared with the gains, the scolding that Professor Zhang endured is nothing.
Continue to swipe down the screen, skip the replies from sand sculpture netizens, and see the video sent by the naughty little crocodile 888.
Click to open, in the video is still the black hand, gently shaking the glass bottle, shaking the green medicinal soup inside.The male duck's voice was full of sarcasm.
"Why, Zhang Ye, you boy, do you want to recruit me?
"Hahahahaha!
"Stupid pig! Stupid dog!
"Forget that a year ago, you almost died at my hands?"
The video angle suddenly rotated, and a black face appeared in front of the screen.The smile is distorted, the eyes are bloodshot, the big yellow teeth are bared, and the expression is full of sarcasm.
Bai Mo turned off the video.
"Who is this? It's so ugly."
Continue to swipe down the screen, but the netizens who follow the post are quite surprised.
[Fuck, I'm scared to death]
【Why him? 】
【It turned out to be this guy】
[Seeking popular science, who is this? 】
Immediately below, a netizen posted a link.Bai Mo clicked to enter, but it turned out to be a wanted warrant.
[Wang Crocodile, 38 years old, from Dandao Road, from Sequence Batang, bachelor degree, major in chemical engineering, once worked in Jianxiang Chemical Factory in Beichuan City.Use alchemy to make poison and build a sales network.Extremely dangerous...]
Bai Mo suddenly remembered that he had seen the ranking of alchemists in the world before.Among them, the first one is this king crocodile!Looking at the Huaxue powder he refined today, the level is really higher than that of Professor Zhang.
But for making drugs...can you recruit?
Bai Mo returned to the post, and sure enough, he saw comments from netizens.
[It turned out to be Breaking Bad.He doesn't have to recruit]
【He can only be shot eight hundred times】
[Today's post was funny, netizens ridiculed it, Professor Zhang recruited him, and it turned out that the person was Breaking Bad]
[@仙术委员会, hurry up, track down the ip address and catch him! 】
Bai Mo looked down while eating the fish, but he didn't see Professor Zhang's reply again.I saw another video from the naughty little crocodile 888.
Open it and watch, the video shows a rainforest with a small river gurgling.Breaking Bad Master Wang Crocodile, wearing a tattered overalls covered in mud, sat on a rock by the river, stuck a fish in a branch, and roasted it black on the bonfire. , can you see this video? I really admire you! Would you like to join my team, you will be the boss, and I will be your servant!"
Bai Mo pouted and turned off the video.
As a super-large organization spanning the world and dreams, Fox Mountain has a high barrier to entry, and not all scumbags want it.Although the alchemist of Sequence Eight is already considered very advanced in this world, to Bai Mo, he is also considered to be a waste.
Continue reading, the post has been locked by the administrator and cannot be replied.
Wang Crocodile's account "naughty little crocodile 888" has also been banned. When he clicks on his personal homepage, he only sees the big "404".
After exiting the post, the post cannot be clicked into again, and it will display "deleted by the administrator".
Presumably the Immortal Art Committee thought it was too embarrassing and deleted the post.
Bai Mo grinned, feeling that he understood.
Just as I was about to turn off the phone, a message popped up again.It turned out to be Fang Xiaoyu, who sent several screenshots.
[Look, Professor Zhang made a big joke just now]
【He wants to recruit Wang Crocodile hahahahaha】
[The post was deleted, but someone took a screenshot, and it went viral within the Immortal Arts Committee]
Bai Mo just read it, but now he thought of a question.
[The perverted talisman teacher with a karma student's butt that I discovered a few days ago also complies with the recruitment policy? 】
It took Fang Xiaoyu a while to reply.
[At present, it seems to be in line]
[He committed a crime of personal injury. If he is recruited, he will be given a very light sentence.I estimate that it will be about two years of control, and you can also shorten the sentence for crimes and meritorious service]
Bai Mo sighed. The matter of "recruitment" is understandable.Today's Immortal Art Committee is not that powerful, nor is it that tough.The policy of recruiting security can turn the enemy into one of our own, which is a very wise choice.
(End of this chapter)
Isn't this crazy and irascible netizen really a troll?Really?
In the video, the naughty little crocodile 88 has a sharp voice, with a bit of a male duck voice.
"Silly dogs, did you see that?
"Your grandfather and I practiced it myself!
"This bottle of mine can't be volatilized into medicinal gas, and I dare not say that it is [-]% of the level of the boss.
"But it is more than ten times stronger than the pig urine refined by Zhang Ye."
After closing the video, there are still netizens yelling at the bottom of the post.
[A bottle of green soup, dare to call it Huaxue powder? 】
[My cucumber milkshake is greener than your bottle, can I also call you a fool? 】
[Shouldn't you be fooling people with a bottle of laundry detergent? 】
Ordinary netizens can't tell the truth from the fake, which is normal.In other words, there are not many people in this world who can distinguish between true and false.
Bai Mo stroked the skewers with one hand, and swipe the phone screen with the other, continuing to scroll down through the posts.
Sure enough, the vast majority of netizens didn't believe in "Naughty Crocodile 888", they criticized and ridiculed "Naughty Crocodile 888" one by one.
until……
[This netizen, you are welcome to submit the refined medicinal soup for inspection, you can find the nearest Immortal Arts Committee]
【If this is really Huaxue Powder, we will invite you to join the Immortal Arts Committee】
As soon as this post came out, the comment area was immediately cleared. No one spoke out, and instead, there was shock.
【Fuck? 】
[What does Professor Zhang mean? 】
[Could it be that it's really Huaxue powder? 】
[Professor Zhang himself is gone!That's all for now!Eight or nine are close to ten, right? 】
【real or fake? 】
[The sprayer really knows how to practice? 】
[Is it okay for him to go to him? 】
【6666】
【Ha ha ha ha】
Netizens' conversations turned in an instant, because the nickname of the person who asked the naughty little crocodile 888 to submit the medicinal soup for inspection was [Xianshu Committee, Shangjing General Association, Zhang Ye]!It was Professor Zhang who was angered by the naughty little crocodile 888!
Bai Mo clicked on Professor Zhang's avatar, looked at the gold V certification officially given by the community, and couldn't help but smile "hehe".
He licked the meat skewers, licked off the sesame seeds and cumin from the corner of his mouth, and continued to scroll down.
Naughty little crocodile 888 followed up.
[Professor Zhang, I can't do it, I'm a fugitive!If I went to your Immortal Arts Committee, wouldn't that be a trap? 】
Professor Zhang immediately replied with a long paragraph of text.
[Sir, our Immortal Art Committee now has a recruitment policy]
[If you have committed some small crimes in the process of cultivating immortality, it is not unforgivable, please feel free to surrender]
[We will help you compensate the victim, and will give you punishments such as "control" and "detention" according to your crime]
[During the period of "control" and "detention", you can also help the Immortal Arts Committee to do tasks, and if you perform meritorious service, you can also reduce your sentence]
[When you finish serving your sentence, we will include you in the establishment and give you the status of a fairy art committee member, allowing you to restart your life from now on]
Oh?
Recruiting?
Bai Mo read the text once, and it was the first time he understood that the Immortal Art Committee still had a policy of "recruiting safety".
Netizens have left messages.
【Professor Zhang, look forward, he scolded you just now, you still want to recruit him?You can have a little snack]
[Hahahaha Professor Zhang is generous! 】
【Professor Zhang does not care about small things when he makes big things happen】
[It feels good, let’s surrender, @naughty little crocodile 888, even if you committed a crime before, after surrendering, you will be under surveillance for a few years, and you will be able to do meritorious deeds. If you finish your sentence early, you will be able to have a system, and it will be the end of the universe! 】
……
Bai Mo picked up a skewer of grilled saury, gnawed on it, and read the post.Judging by the Huaxue Powder refined by "Naughty Crocodile 888", he has a high probability of being a Sequence Eight [Tangren].If the Immortal Arts Committee can be recruited, then the committee has indeed made a profit.Compared with the gains, the scolding that Professor Zhang endured is nothing.
Continue to swipe down the screen, skip the replies from sand sculpture netizens, and see the video sent by the naughty little crocodile 888.
Click to open, in the video is still the black hand, gently shaking the glass bottle, shaking the green medicinal soup inside.The male duck's voice was full of sarcasm.
"Why, Zhang Ye, you boy, do you want to recruit me?
"Hahahahaha!
"Stupid pig! Stupid dog!
"Forget that a year ago, you almost died at my hands?"
The video angle suddenly rotated, and a black face appeared in front of the screen.The smile is distorted, the eyes are bloodshot, the big yellow teeth are bared, and the expression is full of sarcasm.
Bai Mo turned off the video.
"Who is this? It's so ugly."
Continue to swipe down the screen, but the netizens who follow the post are quite surprised.
[Fuck, I'm scared to death]
【Why him? 】
【It turned out to be this guy】
[Seeking popular science, who is this? 】
Immediately below, a netizen posted a link.Bai Mo clicked to enter, but it turned out to be a wanted warrant.
[Wang Crocodile, 38 years old, from Dandao Road, from Sequence Batang, bachelor degree, major in chemical engineering, once worked in Jianxiang Chemical Factory in Beichuan City.Use alchemy to make poison and build a sales network.Extremely dangerous...]
Bai Mo suddenly remembered that he had seen the ranking of alchemists in the world before.Among them, the first one is this king crocodile!Looking at the Huaxue powder he refined today, the level is really higher than that of Professor Zhang.
But for making drugs...can you recruit?
Bai Mo returned to the post, and sure enough, he saw comments from netizens.
[It turned out to be Breaking Bad.He doesn't have to recruit]
【He can only be shot eight hundred times】
[Today's post was funny, netizens ridiculed it, Professor Zhang recruited him, and it turned out that the person was Breaking Bad]
[@仙术委员会, hurry up, track down the ip address and catch him! 】
Bai Mo looked down while eating the fish, but he didn't see Professor Zhang's reply again.I saw another video from the naughty little crocodile 888.
Open it and watch, the video shows a rainforest with a small river gurgling.Breaking Bad Master Wang Crocodile, wearing a tattered overalls covered in mud, sat on a rock by the river, stuck a fish in a branch, and roasted it black on the bonfire. , can you see this video? I really admire you! Would you like to join my team, you will be the boss, and I will be your servant!"
Bai Mo pouted and turned off the video.
As a super-large organization spanning the world and dreams, Fox Mountain has a high barrier to entry, and not all scumbags want it.Although the alchemist of Sequence Eight is already considered very advanced in this world, to Bai Mo, he is also considered to be a waste.
Continue reading, the post has been locked by the administrator and cannot be replied.
Wang Crocodile's account "naughty little crocodile 888" has also been banned. When he clicks on his personal homepage, he only sees the big "404".
After exiting the post, the post cannot be clicked into again, and it will display "deleted by the administrator".
Presumably the Immortal Art Committee thought it was too embarrassing and deleted the post.
Bai Mo grinned, feeling that he understood.
Just as I was about to turn off the phone, a message popped up again.It turned out to be Fang Xiaoyu, who sent several screenshots.
[Look, Professor Zhang made a big joke just now]
【He wants to recruit Wang Crocodile hahahahaha】
[The post was deleted, but someone took a screenshot, and it went viral within the Immortal Arts Committee]
Bai Mo just read it, but now he thought of a question.
[The perverted talisman teacher with a karma student's butt that I discovered a few days ago also complies with the recruitment policy? 】
It took Fang Xiaoyu a while to reply.
[At present, it seems to be in line]
[He committed a crime of personal injury. If he is recruited, he will be given a very light sentence.I estimate that it will be about two years of control, and you can also shorten the sentence for crimes and meritorious service]
Bai Mo sighed. The matter of "recruitment" is understandable.Today's Immortal Art Committee is not that powerful, nor is it that tough.The policy of recruiting security can turn the enemy into one of our own, which is a very wise choice.
(End of this chapter)
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