The ancient immortal revived, I trained 1 fox apprentices

Chapter 74 One by one, why are you laughing at your mother?

Chapter 74 One by one, why are you laughing at your mother?

In the huge conference hall, there were people whispering to each other from time to time.

Most of the people looked nervously at the big screen, at the radar map, at the camera screen, and at the flying giant bird of the Tonglou in the screen!
The meeting room is on the seventeenth floor. If it was hit on the head by the giant bird and collapsed, wouldn't they be buried alive?

……

On the rostrum, Elder Chen Shuhui was present and confident.

That soul talisman was his hole card specially prepared for today's press conference.It took three condemned prisoners to successfully refine it. The shelf life is only two days, and it is specially used to restrain giant birds!
Because... that is the special blood talisman for slaughtering super large animals in the ancient immortal dynasty!
……

Bai Mo sat quietly.

"Soul Talisman? Shoot a Soul Talisman with a sniper rifle?
"Can it succeed?"

Faintly, Bai Mo heard a crisp "bang" from above his head.The building is so well insulated that the noise is not noticeable.

However, the giant Tonglou bird captured on the big screen had just flown over a building, and immediately became unstable in flight, shivering, and its shoulders were blown out of feathers and blood!
Then he staggered, and a white mist that blurred the world and dreams rose up around his body, wanting to run away!

On the radar chart, four red dots appeared again.In the camera screen, corresponding to four missiles, with trailing tails and white smoke, they flew straight towards the giant eagle!

In the meeting place, the whispering voices disappeared, and the participants stared wide-eyed, with unconsciously relaxed expressions and unconsciously excited.

Chairman Chen Shu's voice sounded.

"This bastard should also pay for the mistakes it made.

"This is a terminal guided missile, it can't escape, it can't hide!"

Then a missile exploded on the giant eagle, exploding a cloud of smoke and fire in the sky!
boom!
The turbulent heat wave even impacted for several kilometers in a radius, hitting the windows of the meeting room, causing the window panes to vibrate violently!

But when the dust settled and the remaining smoke cleared away, the sky was empty.On the radar map, the target also disappeared.

"The giant bird of the Tonglou, and the three missiles, were brought into the dreamland together?"

It wasn't just Bai Mo who judged this way, many of the immortal arts committee members and expert consultants present also had the same judgment.

On the rostrum, Chairman Chen Shu smiled.

"Guests with invitation cards can participate in our press conference.

"An uninvited guest who didn't have an invitation has already been driven away.

"Three missiles, brought into the dream by it. Shocked the ancient fairy with a little hot weapon in the dream."

Everyone in the venue relaxed, "Hahaha" chuckled.

But President Chen Shu gestured to Zhang Shan.

"Okay, our press conference, continue!"

……

Zhang Shan continued to talk nonsense, reporters continued to take pictures, and the people in the venue quickly resumed their rhythm.

The press conference can continue, Bai Mo and Taohuayan, one person and one fox, are also relieved.

At this time, I secretly observed the roadside flowers with my spiritual sense, but I saw small side buds sprouting from its stalks, as if a leaf was about to grow out!
Tao Huayan also wanted to know the growth of the roadside flowers, but she couldn't open it to see. At this time, she looked up and saw Master nodding slightly, indicating that everything was going well, and also showing a smile.

……

The press conference was still going on, and on the rostrum, Zhang Shan had already finished bragging.

It was Zhang Yuan's turn again, and he began to tell about his experiences during the seven days of life and death, and about his beliefs.

"...Actually, I'm not scared at all.

"Although everyone saw in the live broadcast that I was closely guarded, it was just an attitude, a serious attitude..."

It seems that the press conference can last for a long time, and the plant machine can still listen for a long time.

In the auditorium, Bai Mo saw Wu Qingyun next to her take out her mobile phone.

Why is she pulling out her phone?

From the corner of Bai Mo's eyes, she subconsciously noticed that Wu Qingyun opened the Shexian Forum and started a live broadcast.It was a live broadcast of the press conference!

Oh?
Bai Mo took out his phone and turned on the live broadcast.But seeing this press conference, there are tens of millions of people, and barrages of barrages are frantically swiped.

[Hahaha that's amazing! 】

[Chairman Chen Shu is really humorous, give Gu Xian a little hot weapon shock]

[Hot search booking! 】

【Let’s just say, evil does not overpower righteousness, darkness cannot defeat light】

【Too shocking】

[I was in Xizhou City. The missile exploded in the sky and spread to the ground. There was a fire on the ground. Now the fire brigade has gone to spray water]

[What kind of bullshit dark world, don't jump anymore]

Bai Mo saw a long bullet screen.

[Zhang Yuan survived for seven days, one live broadcast, Wu Qingyun was attacked in the air, two live broadcasts, a giant eagle crashed into a building, three live broadcasts.The dark world has been picking things, but has been acting as a clown, hahaha]

Should I say it or not, it makes sense?

In the public opinion war actively provoked by this dark world, they have failed one after another, and they have completely become clowns.

but……

Bai Mo frowned, suddenly feeling something was wrong.

Will this group of people in the dark world be willing to admit defeat like this?

With the wildness they showed, would there be a backup?

The giant bird of the Tonglou is a bright card. If this card is played, it will definitely be targeted by the Immortal Art Committee. Can people in the dark world think of it?

Or, the Dark World just wanted to let the giant bird show up and trick the Immortal Art Committee into a hole card?
Bai Mo's consciousness silently swept over Wu Qingyun beside him.Sure enough, it was found that her body was extremely weak, and her combat effectiveness was not even one in ten.It's just relying on thick makeup to pretend to be healthy, and to put on a show here.

Looking at Chairman Chen Shu on the rostrum, this little old man is the same. It takes a lot of energy to refine the soul talisman. At this time, he is relying on thick makeup to pretend to be healthy, and he is here to put on a show.

Is there any backhand in the dark world?
Will you come to disturb the press conference again?

Will you come to disturb the roadside flowers again?

Bai Mo frowned.

However, the press conference proceeded to the next stage.

Several Immortal Arts Committee members, pushing the trolley, entered the meeting room and stopped beside the rostrum.

There was a cage on the cart, and in the cage was a middle-aged fat man with a haggard and miserable face, wearing a prison uniform and handcuffed, standing slightly bent over in the cage.

"This person was captured by us, and the dark world is offline.

"Originally he was the owner of the meat stall in the vegetable market, and also the supplier of the canteen of the association.

"It was also he who cooperated with the fly assassin and helped the fly assassin sneak into the committee."

After some introductions, the reporters immediately became interested!Immediately greet the camera!
Click!Click!Click!
Under the flash, I took pictures of the fat boss.

In the next session, the fat boss made a speech.According to the rehearsal, he will tell how he went astray, how he was bewitched by villains in the dark world, and how he will turn over a new leaf...

But in the huge conference hall, he was standing in a cage, standing in front of countless gazes, first looking around, muttering in his mouth.

"Such a big battle?"

Look at the camera next to you.

"Is there still a live broadcast?"

Then he cleared his throat and began to speak.

"I, Luo Sanlu, the owner of Chengxin Meat stall in Kaiyuan Vegetable Market in Xizhou City.

"My store mainly sells fresh pork, black pork, and high-quality beef and mutton.

"If customers order, I can also get high-end wagyu beef, French lamb chops, and Iberian ham, but the price is very expensive..."

The reporters frowned.

What does this guy say?Didn't he tell him that he went astray and reformed?Why are you still advertising?
On the rostrum, all the leaders also felt that something was wrong.

What is this thing talking about?Why not follow the script prepared in advance?He forgot the manuscript?
In the auditorium, the peach blossom eyes looked at Master, and the fox eyes were slightly confused... Wagyu, Iberian ham, what are they?
Bai Mo bent down, and whispered in Taohuayan's ear to explain.

"Foreign products, the taste is mediocre, the price is really expensive, fat and greasy, and they are designed to kill people who are taken advantage of. When there is an event next time, let's go get some Jinhua ham, that will be delicious."

Tao Huayan nodded, remembering the name "Jinhua Ham".

……

Next to the rostrum, in the iron cage, the fat boss Luo Sanlu continued to speak.

"...To say that these high-end wagyu beef, French lamb chops, and Iberian ham are really fucking expensive, so I only taste them occasionally.

"Let me eat it every day, let me eat it as a meal, then I really can't afford it.

"I sometimes think, why can't I afford these things?

"The immortal cultivators in the novel are all fucking emperors who ride shit on the heads of ordinary royal families. They eat whatever they want, sleep with princesses when they want to sleep, and live more chicly than the other. How did you get to me? Did you pull your hips?"

The atmosphere of the venue became more and more weird.

Everyone in the field fell silent.

Sitting in the auditorium, Bai Mo thought to himself that this fat man was reading ancient internet articles, right?

In the popular web novels nowadays, the city is forced to cultivate immortality, and the protagonist grows slowly by relying on marrying a wife, and generally cannot become the Supreme Emperor.

……

But he saw Luo Sanlu standing in the cage, standing in the eyes of everyone, speaking with confidence and spit.

"...I don't think this is right!
"I am a dignified immortal cultivator, above ten thousand people, how can I live in such poverty?
"Later, I found out that any immortal cultivator who wants to be at ease has a bad life.

"If you commit a little crime, you will be marked as a wanted criminal! You will be shouted and beaten by everyone like a mother mouse.

"Is this reasonable? Is this the treatment that a cultivator should have?
"This is so fucking unreasonable!

"Some immortal cultivators have become wanted criminals. They have no place to buy food, no place to buy clothes, no place to sleep, and they live like beggars every day. They can't survive.

"This is not the status a cultivator should have!"

Everyone in the venue was even more confused.

What are you trying to do with such a thing at the press conference?

The tens of millions of netizens who are watching the live broadcast have maxed out the barrage.

[What's going on? 】

[This fat man is not a criminal, why is he so confident? 】

【Is he disgusted that his sentence is too light and wants to fight for it again? 】

【Crazy. 】

[But why do I feel that what he said makes a little sense? 】

[Open the door upstairs, check the water meter]

……

In the meeting place, Luo Sanlu spit all over the place, stuck his head, and talked more and more vigorously.

"Actually, I also understand that snakes walk in the way of snakes, and rats walk in the ways of mice. Everyone has their own way, each has their own territory, and each has its own way of living.

"But many immortal cultivators have no fucking land and no way to live. If they want to survive, they can only be arrested and go to prison to live. That's not okay!

"Even if a cultivator commits a crime, he is still a cultivator and must have a place to live.

"What we want to build is such a site, a space, and a living space!
"Even if a cultivator commits a crime, he can still live in the living space!
"We call it... The Dark World!
"This name was chosen by our big boss. It sounds like a fucking cartoon."

The atmosphere of the venue became more and more weird.

On the rostrum, Chairman Chen Shu raised his hand several times, wanting to stop the fat man's nonsense.But looking at the mobile phone on the table, seeing the tens of millions of popularity in the live broadcast room, he put it down again.

Let him tell, he's a clown anyway.

Let's go back to the matter of him stepping on the sewing machine while serving his sentence, and make another documentary of tears behind bars!
……

But the fat boss Luo Sanlu was already spitting, and started to talk about the plan of the dark world.

"Our dark world has just been organized, and there are not many people.

"Our plan is simple.

"The first step is to spread our reputation and let the society know about our brand."

Speaking of this, he stood in the cage, handcuffed, and looked at the reporters and photographers next to him.

"You reporters, write reports well, write manuscripts well!

"Put everything I said in the newspaper and on TV, let everyone see it!"

……

In the auditorium, Bai Mo had already recalled who the fat man was.

He is an accomplice of the Fly Assassin, before the Fly Assassin's soul disappeared and his flesh shell died.The fat man secretly dumped the body and threw the fly assassin's meat shell into the garbage bin of the vegetable market, but he was caught and brought to the Immortal Arts Committee.

It's just such a thing, why is it still like a chicken blood, why did you start to give a speech?

……

Seeing the iron cage, the fat boss continued.

"The second step of our plan is to do something big, show our face, and let everyone see our strength.

"Strength is strong enough to recruit troops.

"Have you all seen Zhang Bainiao's giant bird?

"Poison Master Wang Crocodile has also joined us.

"There are quite a few more, and you don't even know each other, so I won't say more."

While the fat boss was talking, when he talked about Zhang Bainiao, he saw the reporters and fairy art committee members next to him showing narrow smiles.He reacted instantly.

"Zhang Bainiao didn't show his face?
"He lost?"

The fat boss was locked up for a long time, not knowing what was going on outside.

Seeing the reporters laughing more happily, the corners of their mouths widened, he understood that Zhang Bainiao had lost the fight, and instead of showing his face successfully, he might still show his eyes.

He frowned.

"it's okay no problem.

"Let me tell you, Zhang Bainiao does not represent the strength of the dark world!
"In our dark world, although there are few people, all of them are elites.

"And we do things strategically, just like playing chess, take one step and watch three moves!"

There was already laughter in the venue.I feel that this fat man program is quite effective.

However, the fat boss Luo Sanlu was still talking stubbornly.

"For example, I was arrested, do you think I was really arrested?
"Do not!

"I'm here to be an assassin."

The audience roared with laughter.

President Chen Shu on the rostrum also laughed.

But Luo Sanlu in the iron cage raised his handcuffed hands, trying to break free from the handcuffs.

Boom!
The iron chain was stretched and made a sound.But not broken.

Amidst the roar of laughter, the fat boss Luo Sanlu tried again...

In the auditorium, Bai Mo frowned, and saw Luo Sanlu's raised hand, which quickly turned red, crimson, bright red, blood red...It even really oozes blood, a layer of blood, as if wearing a bloody glove, the blood flows along Flowing from the wrist, flowing into the inside of the prison uniform.

This?
Immortal Martial Path, Sequence Eight, [Bloodman]?
Boom!
The chains of the handcuffs were snapped, and the fat boss Luo Sanlu casually squeezed the locks of the cage and walked out.

Look at the auditorium, look at the reporters.

"Fuck, one by one, laughing at your mother?"

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