I am many years in the courtyard

Chapter 169, Stupid sour

Haha!

Zhao Ergou's embarrassing appearance made everyone laugh.

Obviously, everyone also remembered that today should be the day when the manure pickers came to clean up the cesspit, so they laughed so unscrupulously.

"Old Xu, I really admire you, how did you do it?"

However, Zhao Ergou ignored the other workers, but turned to ask Xu Shugen curiously.

Even if the excrement picking workers didn't come, Zhao Ergou felt that it would be good if he could last for 5 minutes.

But Xu Shugen persisted for more than half an hour.

This ability to endure is really strong!

Xu Shugen said angrily:

"You think I am willing? You shouldn't ask me this question, you should ask those dung pickers, they are better than me."

At this moment, Lao Xu has already grasped a big grass in his heart, not to mention dying of discomfort, he will be run on.

It hasn't exploded yet, but it's already considered a good temper.

However, if the opposite side is not Zhao Ergou, but Xu Danian and his three brothers, Lao Xu will definitely beat someone now.

His good temper is only aimed at outsiders, and he doesn't have such good patience and tolerance for his three children.

Still, the story of Old Xu getting paid to shit has become one of the latest gossips in the rolling mills.

On the way home in the evening, Xu Danian and Xu Niannian followed behind their father, asking Lao Xu with concern.

Do you want to go to the hospital?
"What are you looking at? Isn't it just that you can't poop? What's there to see? You don't need to spend money to see a doctor?"

Old Xu scolded, and the two brothers fell silent immediately.

The rolling mills these days have medical certificates, which are equivalent to the medical insurance cards of later generations.

But it's all the same, it's just reimbursement, not to say that you don't need to pay medical expenses at all.

Moreover, the money in the medical certificate will not be a lot. For Lao Xu, who is used to saving money, spending money is not allowed.

Besides, he didn't think he was sick.

The inability to poop is not because he is sick, it must be caused by heat or something, and it will be fine after a while.

When Liu Haizhong next to him heard it, he laughed straight away:

"Old Xu, I think your boss is right. You should go and have a look. It's not a good thing to always be in the pit. What if someone reports it?"

The workers in the rolling mill are still highly motivated to work.

But there are always some people who like to do foreign work, and some people are so stubborn that they are so straight that they can't bend at all.

Therefore, if someone really reported that Lao Xu was squatting during working hours, it would be bad if the leaders above knew about it.

Would Lao Xu not know this?

Of course I know, but what can he do?
Sun Dazhuang on the other side, the original owner of the side room in the backyard of the courtyard, is the two rooms that Xu Danian and Xu Niannian bought.

"Old Xu, you'll be fine. The three sons are all so successful. I guess you're about to be promoted to the third-level worker, right? It's going to be difficult to go to the pit at this time..."

This yin and yang tone made people very uncomfortable.

When Sun Dazhuang was selling the house, Hu Meifeng and Fan Zhaodiliang teamed up with his sisters-in-law to forcibly lower the price to 390 yuan, and he couldn't swallow this breath.

It is normal to give Old Xu eye drops at this time.

"Whether I can be promoted to a third-level worker, you don't need to worry about it, old grandson."

Old Xu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he was very disgusted in his heart, and suddenly he had an impulse.

Immediately, he quickly left first, and walked the other side of the street.

Sun Dazhuang was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled at the two brothers Xu Danian:
"Aren't you two brothers chasing your father? What if Old Xu goes to squat again?"

"Uncle Sun, you are too bad, right? No wonder my father is angry, you are as bad as Xu Damao!"

After making some complaints, Xu Danian and Xu Niannian chased after him.

Old Xu in front walked faster and faster, he had had enough.

In the past few days, whether I was going home or on the way to the rolling mill, I could always hear these rumors.

As for the rolling mill, you can hear it when you have lunch.

Therefore, he didn't want to continue to be bullied by these bird people.

Today, he's taking his bike home!

In the department store, the two brothers Xu Danian looked at each other in dismay, and they both saw the surprise and curiosity in each other's eyes.

Because the two of them saw it just now, Lao Xu had already walked into the department store.

In the area where bicycles are sold, after Lao Xu came over, he just took a look and asked the staff to help him get the bicycles.

At the same time, he had already pulled out his bicycle ticket and money.

With a snap, it was placed on the shelf.

The staff checked the authenticity, looked at Lao Xu in surprise, and took the bicycle down.

Anyone who can afford a bicycle at this time is the envy of everyone.

Although the staff have worked in the department store for more than a year, they still cannot afford a [-] stick.

It's not a question of money, but the bicycle ticket is too tight to get it at all.

In fact, he went to Pigeon Market to ask, but the price of 50 yuan a ticket made him discouraged.

The job of the salesperson is very good, and it is very popular in the blind date market, and the salary of tens of dollars is also very attractive.

However, bicycles are scarce, so we can only wait for the future.

The moment he took over the bicycle, Lao Xu's mentality completely changed.

Self-confidence has risen unprecedentedly, and it seems that he doesn't take everything seriously.

The [-] kong of the permanent card is strong and durable.

Holding the handlebars in your hand is like taking control of your life.

When he walked out of the department store pushing the cart, he happened to see his two sons head-on.

"What are you doing here?"

Xu Danian was very honest, he said directly that he was worried about your father's safety, and the next moment he was reprimanded by the old Xu with a straight face: What do I have to worry about?
Old Xu's good mood disappeared in half in an instant. Seeing that the two brothers were still staying where they were, he couldn't help but continue to say with a dark face:
"Why are you still standing there? Why don't you go back? You still want me to drive you back?"

The two brothers didn't dare to say a word, they glanced at Erba Dagang enviously, and then walked away without turning their heads.

Seeing their appearance, Lao Xu was not only not secretly happy, but even more angry.

It's also his son, the third child is so good, why are the eldest and second child so cowardly?

Riding a bicycle, Lao Xu, who went back to the courtyard first, was immediately surrounded by Zhou Hongmei and Fan Zhaodi as soon as he entered the courtyard.

San Xiaozhi and Xiaomei were not there, so she knew without asking, she must be at the home of the third child in the middle courtyard.

"Old man, you are finally willing to buy the bicycle back? That's great!"

"Yes, Dad, his third uncle asked you to buy it a long time ago, and you just bought it back now, but this car is really beautiful, Dad, you won't have to work so hard to and from get off work in the future."

Fan Zhaodi is very good at talking, but she hides her words, just thinking about letting her man borrow a ride in the future.

Especially when I go back to my mother's house, I have a lot of face.

"Well, I bought it back."

Old Xu was very calm, but he felt relieved.

Aunt Yan, Yan Jiecheng and others who were at the opposite door also walked over with a tut-tut, blowing loudly at the bicycle.

"Old Xu, your family is really doing well recently. The family is separated, and each of the sons has a big house to live in. The second bicycle in this courtyard is also your family's."

Terrible!

Yan Jiecheng was already jealous to the point of separation.

He could guess that the bicycle that Lao Xu bought must have been bought with the bicycle ticket he won at the sports meeting many years ago.

But it was just a guess, he still asked Lao Xu himself to confirm it again.

"Yes, the bicycle ticket given by my third child, he also gave me 100 yuan, otherwise I would not be able to afford this bicycle."

Old Xu laughed and confessed, he didn't hide anything, he was very frank.

hiss!
At this moment, Aunt Yan took a breath:
"The third child in your family is so rich? Didn't he just buy a sewing machine some time ago? How can I still have money for you?"

To be honest, Aunt Yan thinks her math is pretty good.

However, the speed at which she spent money over the years definitely made her brain a little insufficient.

She hurriedly calculated with her fingers to see how much she had spent in the past two or three months over the years.

Because most of the money can be calculated.

After all, who doesn’t know the cost of housing, decoration, bicycles, etc. in a courtyard house?

It is because of buying bicycles for many years that everyone has a deeper understanding of bicycle tickets.

In particular, Liu Haizhong and Uncle Yi are both seventh-level workers. They must have asked the leaders of the rolling mill.

But no bike tickets either.

As for bike tickets?
The last time, people have been hostile to Xu Damao for many years, saying that they will give 60 yuan, and ask the latter to help him buy two bicycle tickets to come back.

However, Xu Damao didn't dare to fart.

Then it is obvious that the price of a bicycle ticket must exceed 30 yuan.

And it may not be available for money.

Before she could figure it out, several neighbors came in and stood by to watch the fun.

Everyone is very curious about the second bicycle of Siheyuan.

There is not much excitement in the courtyard recently, and the news on Jia's side is a bit outdated.

Every day is Jia Zhang's and Duan Xiaoyu's open and secret fights, except for quarreling and throwing things, but they don't do it with real swords and guns.

It was a novelty at first, but after a long time, everyone got used to it just like that.

Maybe everyone will be curious if there is no quarrel that day.

What's interesting is that Duan Xiaoyu is still the eldest daughter of Huanghua, and Jia Dongxu sleeps on the floor every night to prevent him from touching her in bed.

Duan Xiaoyu's ability to tame her husband is not ordinary.

However, even Jia Zhang can't do anything about her, so it's not unusual for Jia Dongxu to play on the floor.

It is precisely because there is no excitement in the courtyard that everyone is so enthusiastic when they see Lao Xu returning with his bicycle.

Hu Meifeng also came out from the hallway.

Two days ago, her two daughters brought back four siu mai, and she knew that the third family made delicious ones.

The two daughters are full, but she and her man can only eat two each.

But what about the second child?

Not to mention Xu Weidong, Fan Zhaodi and Xu Niannian lived with the elders, Xu Xiaoqian and the two sisters said that their sister-in-law brought a lunch box full of siu mai to the front yard that night.

Filling a lunch box is at least a dozen or twenty siu mai, right?
Therefore, Hu Meifeng can't be lazy anymore, and often runs to the middle courtyard and the front yard.

"Dad, did you buy a bicycle?"

Seeing everyone looking around a bicycle, Hu Meifeng quickly understood and asked in surprise.

Before Lao Xu could nod his head, Zhou Hongmei explained beside him.

Just at this time, many years came out of the hall.

However, he didn't chat with everyone, just chatted a few words, and then went into the study to read.

The three little ones and Xu Wumei behind him also followed into the study.

The four of them are sure to be this little follower.

In the study room, I have read the books on criminal investigation for many years, but there is really very little professional knowledge about investigation.

A novel like "Crime and Punishment" tells the story of a poor student, Raskolnikov, who is poisoned by anarchism and thinks he can do whatever he wants.

Then, forced by his livelihood, he killed the old loan shark Alyona and her innocent sister Lizaveta, creating a murder that shocked the whole of Russia.

Then, after a painful confession, under the persuasion of Christian Sonia, he surrendered and was sentenced to exile in Siberia.

This special meow is a pure novel, that is, the period after the murder, which has inspired and helped many years.

But this help is also extremely limited.

To be honest, reading such novels is better than recalling some banned related movies I watched in my previous life.

It's just that he can't remember many memories of his previous life.

So, read more books.

Write a book yourself in the future!

Well, wait until he can remember.

After reading all the books I bought, I started summarizing recently for many years, then sorted out the information, recorded it, and then wrote my own experience.

Guess this will take a while.

There is no way, and now there is no computer.

If he writes by hand, although his writing speed is fast, his wrist may not be able to support it.

It is easy to get tendonitis when writing for a long time.

This should be a common problem of many online novel writers in later generations. Of course, there are also many other occupations that require frequent typing, and it is easy to suffer from such symptoms.

"Third Uncle, what are you writing?"

Xu Weidong was bored. After reading for a while, he came to his third uncle and looked at him curiously.

"Can you understand what I'm writing?"

"I don't understand. I only know one, two, thirty or twenty characters, and I don't know the rest."

The little guy was very honest, and laughed after hearing it for many years:

"It's fine if you don't understand it. It's about combing professional knowledge about investigation. If you can understand it, then you must be a genius."

"Third Brother, can I watch?"

Xu Wumei also followed, and Xu Xiaoqian and the other two sisters were lying beside them, watching curiously.

"Is there anything I can't see? But I haven't sorted it out yet. I'll show you when I sort it out."

"Okay, thank you third brother."

"Go and write your homework, study hard, and try to get into a university."

After hearing the words for many years, Xu Wumei's face suddenly collapsed:
"Third Brother, I'm not even sure I'll be admitted to high school, and you still want me to be admitted to university?"

Hearing the words, the former raised his head in surprise and said:

"You are only in the second year of junior high school now. When you take the high school entrance examination, it will be June next year. You will not be able to pass the high school entrance examination in two years?"

She rolled her eyes, "Third Brother, I remember that you didn't pass the high school exam, did you? You still come to run on me, hmph!"

"Did I fail the exam?" Staring at him for many years, it should be the original body's fault.

At that time, he was a well-known sneaker in the neighborhood, bragging, smoking, taking pictures of women, etc. What didn't he do?
Only reading, talent is not bad for many years, but he often skipped classes, and only learned a little when he was stared at by the teacher in the classroom.

Even so, the results are not bad.

However, his personality is too ordinary, and he doesn't work hard enough to be self-disciplined, so he missed high school.

If the original body showed half of his self-discipline and earnestness in the army, he would have no problem getting into high school, let alone university.

Since he, as an older brother, can do it, Xu Wumei, as a younger sister, shouldn't be too bad, right?

What's more, the situation at home is so much better now.

She also has her own independent boudoir and study room, and she is often taken by her third brother to study together.

In other words, the learning atmosphere at home is actually quite good.

Under such circumstances, she should be able to enter high school, right?
"Anyway, you just didn't pass the exam." Xu Wumei snorted, and seeing her third brother's face darken, she hurried away.

Slightly!
For many years, he smiled helplessly, what a childish ghost!
Why do I still know the same as my 13-year-old sister?

At this time, the front yard became more lively with the return of the rolling mill workers.

Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, He Yuzhu and the others were all very envious when they saw Lao Xu bring home a [-]-wheeler.

Seriously, everyone wants to buy a bike.

"Master, you said Mr. Xu is so rich, why didn't he pay you back?"

On the side, Xu Damao, who had just entered the courtyard, also came to join in the fun.

After looking at it for a while, I immediately put eye drops on many years with a smile.

As a selfish villain, it's too normal to make small moves behind his back.

"I lent him a year, with a time limit."

Yi Zhonghai explained, but Xu Damao shook his head and said, "Who wants to owe money without paying it back? Can you feel comfortable owing money?"

Yi Zhonghai felt that the eye drops were very reasonable.

Seems right?
However, Yi Zhonghai is not an ordinary person, how could he be easily persuaded by Xu Damao?
Coincidentally at this time, He Yuzhu also came over and drove Xu Damao away.

Then he said to Yi Zhonghai:

"Master, can I ask you to borrow 200 yuan?"

The latter was startled and said, "You don't really want to marry Liu Wanqiu, do you?"

It is no secret in the courtyard house that Jia Zhang's family seduced He Yuzhu and wanted the latter to have a blind date with Liu Wanqiu.

However, He Yuzhu hesitated for a long time, and now he suddenly had a convulsion and wanted to ask him to borrow money, but Yi Zhonghai wanted to refute it.

"Don't be too hard on yourself, silly Zhu, it's a deep pit. Look at Dongxu, he's still stuck in the quagmire and can't get out."

Hearing Yi Zhonghai's persuasion, He Yuzhu shook his head and said:

"Grandpa, you can also see that the room next door to mine has lived in a prosperous and prosperous life for many years."

That's right, he was just envious, jealous, and hated, and his physical walls were separated.

Therefore, he also wants a woman to warm the bed, take care of him, wash his clothes for him, well, it's fine if he comes to cook.

(End of this chapter)