I am many years in the courtyard

Chapter 178, Huyou Xu Damao (for subscription)

When I got home, there were many people gathered in the front yard, all of them were aunts, Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng and others.

Seeing that it has been here for many years, Xu Damao mentioned an old hen in his hand, and said:
"Xu Laosan, my family will eat chicken tonight. This is a local chicken from the countryside, and its nutritional value is always high."

"Really? It's a waste to give you food. Look at you. You eat a lot of food. You are not taller than me. Your body is so thin that you fall down in a gust of wind. Tell me, do you eat as much as you want? You really can't keep it at all." live."

Having been bullied like this for so many years, Xu Damao suddenly lost his temper.

The neighbors have already laughed, but Xu Damao just doesn't talk about it, he loves to show off, but he doesn't get the upper hand every time.

Then after repeated defeats and repeated defeats, repeated defeats and repeated defeats, he was good at food and loved to play.

Before Xu Damao opened his mouth, he continued to grab the white for many years and output a meal.

I saw many years pointing to the Guixiang Village food box tied to the back seat of my car and said:

"The chicken soup you mentioned, I drank it at noon. Tonight, this is my dinner. You haven't eaten it, have you? Are you envious? Your salary is not low. Next time you pass by Xidan, you can buy it The food, let me tell you, is really delicious."

Who doesn't know that the pastries made by Guixiang Village Food Store are delicious?
Everyone wants to eat, but can't afford it.

Not only because of reluctance, but also because of the high price, and the most important thing is because food stamps are rare.

They are all poor and noisy, there is no way, the supplies are too scarce.

Except for a few items such as books, tickets are required for most other daily necessities.

Think about it, even feces need a ticket to buy, let alone other things?
After all, farmyard manure, in fact, can be made by yourself in many rural areas.

For example, raise a few more cows and prepare more grain and green storage at home. In less than half a year, the manure in the house will pile up like a mountain.

In her previous life, many years ago, when the family was at its peak, it raised a total of ten cows.

His parents paid for his college education by raising cattle and pigs.

Of course, at that time, the family also developed another way to make money, which was to grow shiitake mushrooms in the mountains.

At that time, what impressed me the most over many years was that every summer we had to cut hog grass to feed pigs, pick manure to grow rice, and after autumn and winter, we often went to the mountains to pick mushrooms and sell them in the market.

This is how the winter and summer vacations of junior and senior high schools came about, and it was not until I went to college that I gradually got rid of this situation.

The neighbors in the front yard stared at the pastry in their hands for many years, and swallowed.

San Xiaozhi pounced on him, shouting around him as Uncle San, shouting enthusiastically, but kept staring at the box in his hand.

Fragrant pastry, really tempting.

For many years, I handed over the cakes to Qin Huairu and asked her to share some with everyone.

When the neighbor's children heard this, they immediately jumped up and surrounded them.

Seeing this messy scene, I hurriedly shouted loudly for many years to line up, share some for each person, and no crowding and looting are allowed
Then the children hurriedly lined up, and Yan Jiecheng was also in the line.

There is something to eat, so what shame is there?
As for Xu Damao, he no longer knew what to say.

But in my heart, I was secretly cursing for many years that I was really poor and generous.

Zhou Hongmei, Hu Meifeng and the others watched anxiously, and Qin Huairu also felt a pain in the flesh.

It has been helpless for many years. He can't put the pastry in the space and take it out when he gets home?

Everyone is looking at him, it's not winter now, if you're not wearing a winter coat, you really can't hide food in it.

So, it's hard to explain at that time.

It’s okay once or twice, but for many years, the family often eats Guixiangcun pastries, and the neighbors must be jealous.

In order to avoid trouble, it is better to save money and eliminate disasters than to recover after something goes wrong.

What's more, it is to take out two pastries and cut them, which is equivalent to the free tasting food in supermarkets in later generations.

Just a taste, not much.

Even so, Zhou Hongmei and the others still feel distressed, so when cutting with a kitchen knife, they always cut as small a piece as possible.

In this case, Zhou Hongmei was in charge for many years, and he took Qin Huairu back to the middle court.

Seeing Xu Damao walking towards the backyard, he asked with a smile for many years:
"Xu Damao, how about you sell this old hen to me?"

"Do not sell!"

The old hen sent by the fellow is very plump, and he is also greedy.

"So stingy?" I haven't been angry for many years, and continued, "I'll give you one yuan and seventy cents, how about it? Is it generous enough?"

Unexpectedly, Xu Damao sneered, "Unless you tell me the secret of how you have a relationship with the leadership, otherwise, you don't want to buy my old hen."

Hey, when I heard this, my eyes suddenly lit up after many years.

I wanted to spend money to buy it, but now you have delivered it to your door, well, then don’t blame me for fooling Dafa.

"Oh, so you want to know this, yes, but I have divided it into three versions, the first is a one-sentence summary of the essence, the second is a paragraph, and the third is an extra example."

"Each version is charged differently. For example, for the first version, one old hen is enough, for the second version, two old hens, and for the third version, three old hens. Do you want to listen to that? "

After listening to the words for many years, Xu Damao was stunned.

Can you still play like this?
Qin Huairu beside him just listened obediently, without making any comments.

But she could tell that her brother Anian was just fooling Xu Damao.

Condensed into the essence of a sentence, if you can't understand it, you will be a white tower after listening.

After all, Xu Damao should be a little educated. In the original time and space, he wrote materials to Li Huaide to report to Director Yang, at least at the junior high school level.

Liu Haizhong is a junior high school, falsely claiming to be a high school student, Xu Damao is better than Liu Haizhong, a junior high school educated, and has read a lot of books.

But this kid hasn't gotten the hang of it yet, and it's also very particular to flatter the leader's shoes.

What's more, Xu Damao has just become a film projectionist, he is full of vigor, young and energetic, and has never experienced beatings in society, so how can he be enlightened?
"Xu Damao, I think you only have one old hen now, so it seems that you can only choose the first version, how is it? Have you decided?"

Seeing that the other party was still in a daze, he couldn't help but urge him for many years.

I've already had chicken soup at noon, so I'll drink a little more at night, isn't it too much?

If it doesn't work, just chop it into chicken nuggets, or stir-fry a large plate of chicken.

Spicy large plate chicken, absolutely delicious.

Chill!

Thinking of these delicacies, I can't help drooling for many years.

Only then did Xu Damao react, "You really didn't lie to me?"

Who knows, after many years, she directly dragged Qin Huairu back to the house.

"Believe it or not, I'm too lazy to tell you."

The more you carry it, the less doubtful Xu Damao will be.

So he hurriedly chased after him, "Xu Laosan, can you reveal something first? After all, it's my first time, so I'm not sure."

Otherwise, Xu Damao is quite smart, so he knows how to bargain, and he still clings to the old hen so tightly that he won't let go.

It seems that he is also afraid of being cheated for many years.

The latter ignored the other party, pushed the door directly into the house, and closed the door with a bang.

Xu Damao, who was rejected by the door, was suddenly stunned.

"What's the situation? Didn't you say you want to buy your own old hen? Why don't you open your mouth?"

Qin Huairu in the room blinked her beautiful big eyes and whispered, "Brother Anian, don't you want to buy his old hen?"

"No need to buy it, he will beg me to accept it later."

As a selfish person, Xu Damao only has his own self-interest in his eyes, and he doesn't think about anything else.

However, he watched many years of prosperity and prosperous life, and he always wanted to compare many years in his heart.

Therefore, he definitely wants to know the secret of how to get along with the leader.

Therefore, he has been very confident for many years, and Xu Damao will definitely knock on the door in a short time.

However, Xu Damao, who stood at the door thinking for a while, suddenly left.

In other words, an old hen seems a little bit tricky?
But where is he going to get three old hens now?

Then wait first.

When Xu Damao returned home, he boiled water and was about to chomp the old hen with a knife, but he stopped suddenly.

No!

Let's change it!
I don't want the child to be caught by the wolf, yes, that's what I did.

So, he took the old hen again, came to the middle courtyard, and knocked on the door of the house that had been there for many years.

"Xu Laosan, I'll change it for you!"

The latter was full of doubts, pretending to have amnesia, "What do you change?"

You have to make it clear before the transaction, otherwise, after the transaction is completed, the other party will go back on their word, which is not worth it.

It's better if the other person is willing, not reluctant.

If it was because of an old hen that Xu Damao hated him, it would be wronged.

When Xu Damao heard this, his momentum froze instantly, and he said stiffly: "Didn't you just say that you have three versions of how to get along with the leader? I will exchange the first version with an old hen."

"Look at your reluctance. People who don't know think I'm coercing you. Go back. I don't want to change with you."

Snapped!
The door closed again, and Xu Damao was stunned again.

what the hell is this?

I have delivered it to my door, and I have carried it all these years?

Not to mention, it's just picked up.

Qin Huairu in the room became even more curious. Didn't Xu Damao come to the door?Why not change it?
In this regard, many years said that the time is not yet ripe.

Outside the door, He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao standing in a daze with the old hen in his hand, and thought of the expression on his face many years ago.

He said cheerfully:
"Hey, Xu Damao, you have today too? Did you offend Xu Laosan? Hey, take an old hen to make amends and smooth things over. It seems that you have caused a lot of trouble."

"What's the matter? Come on, let's talk, and I'll gossip too."

He Yuzhu's words immediately gave Xu Damao an outlet to vent his anger that had nowhere to vent.

"Silly you are the one who caused trouble, your whole family caused trouble"

Silly Zhu suddenly froze, and after he realized it, he raised his fist and swung it over.

Da Ma, Jia Zhang, He Yushui and others not far away saw this scene with different expressions.

The first two are the mentality of watching a movie, while He Yushui is speechless.

My elder brother would chase and fight with Xu Damao all day long.

Like Huanxi Enemy, if you don't fight for a day, you will lose your energy.

And Xu Damao is also really cheap, saying everything, just to tease her brother's sensitive nerves.

Ugh!
On the window side, Many Nian opened the curtains and called Qin Huairu to watch a play together.

Not to mention, He Yuzhu's combat power is still quite strong, and he beat Xu Damao the shit out of him.

It was the latter's cheap mouth, when he ran away, he still didn't forget to turn around and continue teasing.

He Yuzhu was so angry that he cursed and chased after him.

This chase scene will soon be over.

Xu Damao ran back to the backyard and closed the door, and He Yuzhu outside had nothing to do with him.

The farce was over, and Qin Huairu and Qin Huairu had just started having dinner after many years.

"By the way, Xiaoru, I'm going to hunt in the mountains with two comrades from the security department tonight, and I probably won't be back until tomorrow afternoon."

"Ah? So aren't you sleeping at home tonight?"

Qin Huairu blurted out the words immediately, and immediately blushed.

For many years, he laughed and joked, "Yeah, I'm not at home, you can learn by yourself, anyway, those fill-in-the-blank questions should be quite easy for you"

"Brother Anian~" Qin Huairu stomped her feet in embarrassment, and gave him a big roll of eyes coquettishly.

That is to say, there are only their young couple, and they are also at home.

Otherwise, Qin Huairu would have fled away long ago.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk, okay?"

Seeing that her pretty face was as red as the sunset, she had no choice but to surrender for many years.

Then he said, "But let's go to bed early later, I will take you to study first, and then you can study by yourself"

Bah!

Qin Huairu lowered his head in shame, and then gave him a few pieces of chives and eggs, "Brother A Nian, then you should eat more."

"You look down on me, don't you?" Many years suddenly became 'furious', and said viciously, "I'll let you see how powerful I am as a teacher later."

The young couple exchanged words and swords, and they had enough of their addiction, and they were almost full for dinner.

Just as Qin Huairu was cleaning up the dishes, Xu Damao knocked on the door again.

Looking at Xu Damao who was carrying an old hen at the door, he had made an agreement with the other party for many years.

"Are you sure you really want to exchange the old hen for a sentence?"

"Sure, but this sentence must be the trick of how you get along with the leader, otherwise I will not accept what you say casually."

Xu Damao was shrewd and confirmed it.

At this time, He Yuzhu who was next to him came out of the room.

He also heard it just now, and he couldn't help but sneered, "Xu Damao, you are really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, are you crazy?"

"Don't piss and take care of yourself, but you still want to have a good relationship with the leader, are you worthy?"

Personal insult!
Before Xu Damao could speak, he said for many years:

"Silly Zhu, you are really meddling in other people's business. Whether Xu Damao can have a good relationship with the leader has nothing to do with you, right?"

"Although I like to watch you two chasing and fighting, but one thing to say, do you know the difference between a toad and a frog?"

The chatting of the three of them attracted the attention of the uncle on the other side, and Jia Zhang's family of three were also sitting in the corridor watching.

Qin Huairu in the kitchen had come behind him for many years, listening quietly.

He Yuzhu asked subconsciously, "What's the difference?"

For many years, he laughed directly, "Frogs are conservative in thinking, do not know how to make progress, and only sit in the sky. It is a very typical negative energy."

"However, Epilepsy Toad is avant-garde and wants to eat swan meat. What does that mean?"

After hearing this explanation, everyone listened more seriously.

Aunt Wang and others from the hallway, as well as Zhou Hongmei and the others also came over.

The three little ones ran the fastest, came directly to their third uncle, and listened carefully.

He Yuzhu, who was a fan, was a little impatient, "Xu Laosan, you said it, what does this mean?"

"It shows that the toad has lofty goals. This is a positive energy thought."

Hearing this sentence, before He Yuzhu opened his mouth, Xu Damao had already laughed.

"Silly Zhu, do you hear me? Even if I'm a toad, then I'm a person with lofty goals, unlike you who sit and watch the sky like a frog."

Mentioning this, He Yuzhu quarreled with Xu Damao again.

Seeing this, many years hurriedly stopped, scolded, and said:
"Shut up, I haven't finished yet, silly Zhu, you are a chef, you should know the fried frog dish, right?"

"Nonsense, of course I know, fried frogs are made of frogs."

Xu Damao burst out laughing immediately, and hurriedly said after many years, "Xu Damao, you should have seen that there were golden toads in the homes of those capitalists before?"

When the former heard it, yes, the golden toad is for gathering wealth, and the frog is just a dish.

At this time, everyone basically remembered it, and couldn't help but suddenly realized.

Then I heard the conclusion for many years: "So, beauty and ugliness are not important, what is important is to have dreams and goals."

"Being a man without dreams is no different from salted fish."

He Yuzhu fell silent. He couldn't talk about this for many years.

Xu Damao next to him was already very happy, not to mention anything else, just the theory of the toad and the frog made him full of confidence.

Worth it!

Immediately, he directly handed the old hen to many years, and said, "Xu Laosan, I have made up my mind, change it!"

"Are you sure?" My heart has been filled with joy for many years, and it's so cool to have fooled Xu Damao, and to be able to prostitute an old hen for nothing.

"Sure, don't talk too much, just say it."

He has become a little impatient, but he has remained calm for many years.

"I have something to say beforehand. After changing it, I will not return it. Do you understand?"

"Hmm, I know"

As if the cheat book is right in front of you, how could Xu Damao care so much?

"Just here?"

After many years of asking with a smile, Xu Damao had no choice but to say, then you can write it down and show it to me.

This is no problem, many years immediately took the old hen back to the house, and then went to the second floor to write a sentence.

Folded up half a piece of paper, then took it downstairs and handed it to Xu Damao.

"It's clear."

"Well, I promise I won't come to you to return the goods."

The neighbors looked at the two of them, feeling like a cat scratched their heads, what the hell were they talking about?

He Yuzhu stood on tiptoe, wanting to take a peek when Xu Damao was about to take it apart.

The latter quickly put the paper into his pocket. "What are you looking at? You, a frog, still want to take a peek?"

After all, he went back to the backyard.

"Tch, if you don't watch it, don't watch it, what's the big deal?"

Silly Zhu is very disdainful on the surface, but in his heart he really wants to know.

　Ask for a monthly pass
　　
　
(End of this chapter)