Two-dimensional: The goal is to heal the master

Chapter 187 World Famous Paintings
In the morning, Xia Yu walked into the classroom, and then looked at the group of boys who were also staring at him with strange eyes.

"What kind of eyes do you have?"

No one answered Xia Yu's question, and the squad leader slowly walked out from among the boys. He was covered with curtains that had been removed from the window, and his expression was extremely serious.

"Xia Yu, our fff group will accuse you of having impure contacts with the opposite sex, and you must be punished!" The squad leader's voice was sacred and solemn, as if at this moment he really became the aloof heresy presiding judge.

"Punishment?" The corners of Xia Yu's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to ask if the curtains were not gray?
But looking at the serious faces of all the people present, they decisively changed their words, and thinking that they have been wandering between the light music department and the end band recently, it is not surprising that they feel envious and jealous after seeing it.

"I think the teaching of the fff regiment is to achieve happiness together, and the purpose is not to let other members of the regiment achieve happiness alone..."

"So I think I have a way to make you happy too." Xia Yu took out his mobile phone as he spoke, and showed the squad leader a look at the densely packed websites and a bunch of compressed files with "study materials".

The squad leader looked at this scene in shock. At this moment, he seemed to see the true god of this world. Countless taboo knowledge and vocabulary filled his brain, making him give up his ability to think.

Xia Yu succeeded in making him surrender through knowledge, making him willing to give up the indifferent hatred in front of him for the sake of learning.

"My great God of Wisdom Ferra, I think there is a misunderstanding between us, please pass on this taboo knowledge to us." The squad leader said, very half-kneeling on the ground, and put the curtains on his body He untied and planned to put it on for Xia Yu.

The members of the fff group who were still angry and dissatisfied also put down their brooms, shovels and other cleaning tools one after another, and looked at Xia Yu with reverence and admiration.

If it is said that the intelligence of a girl increases by one for every additional girl, then for a group of boys, when there is only one boy, the intelligence is one, and when there are a hundred boys, the intelligence is still unique.

The more boys there are, the less IQ is left.

Xia Yu saw that everyone was so devoted to the performance, and he felt ashamed to be a normal person, so he immediately put on a compassionate expression, and raised his mobile phone above his head, "Don't choose to be easy at the age when you should work hard, let the future Thank you for your hard work now!"

Xia Yu said, and sent this precious information to the group formed by the boys in the class.

"Thank you God of Wisdom!" All the boys shouted.

During this period of time, the girls in the class originally watched the boys slapstick with the mentality of watching a play, but when they saw that things were so crooked, they all widened their eyes, and looked at this pair of boys with shock in their eyes. The ancient scenes are definitely comparable to "Creation of Adam" and "The Goddess of Destiny and the Beggar". I don't know what to say to express my feelings at this time.

"Okay! After I confirmed, Xia Yu is still a good comrade of our fff group, everyone should leave!" The class leader ran to a corner where no one was around, took a few peeks like an inspection, and then walked in front of everyone Seriously.

"By the way, how do you want to punish me?" Xia Yu asked curiously.

"If there is no accident, it should be pulled to cut down the big tree." The squad leader pushed his glasses seriously and seriously.

"Cut down big trees... are you still primary school students..." Xia Yu looked at the monitor and the others quite speechlessly, and at the same time couldn't help but feel a little scared in his heart. His second brother almost suffered such a terrible thing. These guys are really terrifying .

"Actually... The main reason is that we think the proposal that Jingjie said is good, and we have written this proposal into the regiment rules of our fff regiment." The squad leader said, flipping through the small book with great interest, wanting to show it to Xia Yu This passage.

"Oh? Kyosuke suggested it~" Xia Yu glanced at Kosaka Kyosuke maliciously, and grinned.

Gudong——!
Kosaka Kyosuke swallowed subconsciously, he felt that something would happen if he didn't run away.

"That... I don't bother, I'm leaving!"

"No! You can't go!" Xia Yu stopped Kosaka Kyousuke, and then his expression returned to sacred and solemn, "Members of the fff regiment, Kosaka Kyousuke not only has a cute tsundere yellow-haired sister, but he also has a relationship with her sister's Friends, a group of cute junior high school students have an unclear relationship, can we just sit back and watch this kind of thing?"

"Our fff group can allow such perverts in the group, and such perverts don't need to be punished!?"

After Xia Yu finished speaking, all the boys in the class fell silent. The tools that had been put down were picked up again, and the class leader put on the curtains again.

"I can't forgive it—! Kyosuke Kosaka is clearly on the same level as me, yet so many girls like him!"

"Ah—! Unexpectedly—! More than one!!!"

"Cut the big tree--! Cut the big tree--!!!"

Seeing Kyosuke Kosaka being carried away by a group of boys like pigs, Xia Yu laughed unkindly.

Xia Yu, who had confidence in the class and knew that they would at most make a joke of Kyosuke Kosaka and not get hurt, looked at his phone, and to be precise, he looked at the discussions on the One Piece forum this week.

People's dreams don't end!

With the appearance of this sentence, One Piece's comics became popular because this short sentence has too much sustenance, and it can even be said that the theme and purpose of One Piece is exactly this sentence.

Eiichiro Oda, a guy who has lived for 48 years and has been studying men for 32 years is undoubtedly the guy who understands men's romance best in the world.

Sky Island, Judicial Island, and War on Top, these three chapters describe the three different romances of dreams, partners, and family members. Only one of these chapters is enough for One Piece to embark on a masterpiece, and the combination of the three works makes the sea Thief has become a phenomenal work.

"The Empty Island chapter has begun, and One Piece will definitely ascend to the altar... Reincarnation without a job and station B will become popular after a wave of relay, and Danmaku.com can also start..." Xia Yu calculated seriously, and pressed on Then he found out that the seiyuu who had been reincarnated without a job hadn't been settled yet, so he couldn't help frowning.

A few minutes later,

"You want to ask for leave? You are going to ask for leave just after the school festival. Didn't Xia Yu take a break?" Hiratsuka sat quietly on the chair in the office, looking at Xia Yu with a smile on his face.

"Teacher, it's not that I haven't had a good rest, but I have a big business to do. It's not a problem to make a few small goals!" Xia Yu looked serious and serious.

Hiratsuka Jing looked at Xia Yu with the eyes of a fool, and stuck his chin with one hand, "You know? I just received a text message from Qin Shihuang to send money yesterday. I think you are less credible than this text message." .”

"Pfft!" Xiao Zuohe beside him couldn't hold back his laughter.

(End of this chapter)