Two-dimensional: The goal is to heal the master

Chapter 283 Cat Catching Song
"Then can you prove it to me?" Xia Yu asked.

"Of course!" Kita akimbo looked proud. Although her results were not among the top, she felt that she was still pretty good.

“Why do residents of the Loess Plateau wear headscarves?”

Geography question?

Kita was slightly startled when she heard the question read out by Xia Yu, then the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and she looked at Xia Yu with a proud look.

As a liberal arts student, how could I not even know such a basic question?

"Of course it's to prevent wind and dust!" Kita said with certainty.

"No, it's to reduce the number of hair washes." Xia Yu shook his head, affirming his words while finding evidence on his phone for this false-sounding answer.

Kita:? ? ?
"Senior, ask me another question. It was just an accident. I can definitely do it!" Kita grabbed Xia Yu's hand and spoke sincerely. If it was just to prove himself before, now it has become his obsession with geography as a liberal arts student. Read it.

"Why are most longevity villages located on the mountainside?" Xia Yu asked the question again. Hearing this question, Kita did not answer directly. She wanted to tell Xia Yu that the teacher had never taught this kind of knowledge, and then continued to extract just a few key points in the sentence.

Changshou Village...Most...Mountainside...

Is there anything on the mountain that can keep people healthy and live a long life?
correct!It must be this one!

"Because the vegetation there is lush and the air pollution is low." Kita said his answer, and then looked at Xia Yu expectantly, with a light of expectation shining in his eyes.

Sorry, your answer is wrong...

Xia Yu did not respond directly to Kita, and was going to let this silly kid have fun for two minutes. Then he looked at Goto Ichiri, "Kita, aren't you going to participate?"

"Because...you need to climb up hills every day to exercise?" Unlike Kita, as a poor student, she couldn't understand these knowledge points at all, so she could only give an answer that barely made sense.

As she said this answer, Xia Yu, who was still smiling, suddenly stopped smiling and looked at Gotou Ichiri with a look of shock.

"Isri-chan, how could this be the answer? Look how angry you made Xia Yu-senpai!" Kita curled her lips and looked at Goto Ichi, who was speechless and hid behind him in fear after saying the answer. Li complained.

"No...she's right..."

"Have you seen it? Such an answer..." Kita stopped talking in the middle of the sentence and looked at Xia Yu with disbelief in her eyes, as if she was asking if Xia Yu was teasing her again, but this was the real answer to this question.

The moment Kita saw that the answer was true, he immediately felt that his outlook on life and geography had been impacted. His eyes gradually turned red and wet, and he looked at Xia Yu with some grievance.

"Senior, the geography questions are completely unreasonable!" "Little Kita, you are still too young. Do you know why geography is called geography?"

"Why?" It was Goto Ichiri who spoke up. After answering the question that even Kita had not answered correctly, Ichiri felt like he had stood up and even dared to take the initiative to answer the question.

"Because anything without heavenly principles is called geography." After Xia Yu said this, Kita and Goto Ichiri became quiet at the same time, and even some students nearby who happened to hear this sentence also became quiet.

"Senior... Why don't you ask another question? I think I can try again..." Kita's eyes were dark, feeling that if she didn't answer a geography question correctly today, she wouldn't be able to sleep today.

For things like geography, no matter how hard you try, you can't possibly know what the question makers are thinking.

Xia Yu shook his head and pointed upward. At this time, the four girls were ready. Kita, who saw this scene, did not continue to pester Xia Yu. Instead, he put his arms around Goto Ichiri and rested his head on each other's shoulders. Looking up expectantly.

As for Goto Kazuri, who was leaning against Kita, his pupils were dilated and he stood motionless, as if someone had placed a scarecrow in the auditorium.

After sighing, "It's great for girls to be together," Xia Yu silently turned his head to the stands,

As the words "Next is the club introduction and performance of the light music club" were said, several people from the light music club also walked to the stage. Yui Hirasawa was preparing for the lead singer who was waiting to play, and kept singing Drink water to soothe your throat.

Is my sister the lead singer? ?
Hirasawa's eyes widened when he saw his sister standing in front of the microphone, and then he decisively ignored all the problems that might happen to his sister's lead singer, and looked at Yui Hirasawa with bright eyes, full of expectation.

"Hello everyone! We..." Yui Hirasawa came to the microphone with a bang. Before he finished speaking five words, he successfully triggered the busy tone of the microphone, and the harsh noise filled the entire hall.

"Well, first of all, congratulations to all the freshmen for enrolling..." Yui Hirasawa gave an introduction before the official performance, but this introduction was too fragmentary and insignificant, making the music performance driven by Yui Hirasawa's words. It looks like a musical sketch, making people who know the opening of a normal performance dumbfounded.

"Can such a band play good music?" Azusa Nakano, who finally chose to listen to the performance after much consideration, was very doubtful.

The purple-black haired girl who was about the same height as her was standing not far away from her, but there were no other people in the stands. Instead, she stared at the two girls standing next to Xia Yu. After almost half a minute, she slowly spoke. , with a bit of melancholy in his tone, "Although I don't mind that senior likes me and other girls at the same time, why are there so many girls around senior who are not weaker than me in appearance or temperament? This is too foul. Right! Just like the protagonist of the novel!"

What the hell! ?

Nakano Azusa looked at Wu Geng Liuli standing next to her strangely. She didn't know why she suddenly regretted coming to this school.

It's obviously the best high school in this area, but why are there so many weird guys in this school!
thump——!
The guitar sounded first, followed by drums and other musical instruments. The cheerful music made Azusa Nakano's mind empty, and made all kinds of people in the audience look in the direction of the stage, even those who were not interested in music performances. Wu Geng Liuli also looked towards the direction of the stage.

Wu Geng Liuli's head moved slightly while listening to the music. She didn't know why this music made her feel very good, as if this song was tailor-made for her.

If it were Xia Yu here, he would definitely say that after all, this is the song for catching cats. As a black cat, even if you are not interested in music, you will at least like this song.

(End of this chapter)