Two-dimensional: The goal is to heal the master

Chapter 331 Vegetables and Meat
lunch break,

Xia Yu sat on the rooftop and chatted with Wu Geng Liuli, and opened the lunch box Wu Geng Liuli gave him.

In addition to the staple food of rice, today's bento also included two pieces of saury, two pieces of hamburger meat, and a few fried meatballs.

"Today's bento looks delicious!" Xia Yu looked at the food in the bento and couldn't help but wipe his mouth with excitement in his eyes.

"Senior's love for food depends entirely on how much meat there is, right?" Wu Geng Liuli, who was sitting nearby, first glanced at Xia Yu tenderly, then complained helplessly.

She obviously pays great attention to the side dishes and plate presentation, and even considers the business balance. Why does the senior only focus on the meat? Obviously vegetables are more expensive than meat...

Thinking of this, Wu Geng Liuli snorted angrily like a child who had carefully done his summer homework and then collected it only to find that the teacher didn't even look at it. One side of his face bulged slightly.

Xia Yu, who noticed this scene, smiled and stretched out his finger to poke Wu Geng Liuli's bulging cheeks. He adjusted the strength of his fingers to poke the air out of the bulging cheeks, and then looked at Wu Geng who was getting more and more angry with a smile. Liuli.

"Okay, okay! Don't be angry! I just don't like eating vegetables, but it's not that I don't eat them. I will eat vegetables when I get tired of eating meat!" Xia Yu said, picking up a chopstick of broccoli and putting it in his mouth. As he ate, his expression became particularly wonderful, as if he was poisoned, and his face turned green.

"Senior?" Wu Geng Liuli tilted her head, looking at Xia Yu who was looking ashen in a daze.

Xia Yu didn't speak, but just chewed the broccoli in his mouth hard. The carefulness and force of the chewing made Wu Geng Liuli doubt that what he put in was actually not broccoli, but pieces that looked similar to broccoli. of screws.

"call--!"

After taking a sip of water, Xia Yu swallowed the broccoli in his mouth as if he were taking medicine. His whole body seemed to have become haggard. He raised his head and stared at the sky aimlessly, "Why is there such a thing in this world?" Unpalatable vegetables...um...feel so disgusting...it feels like picking up a piece of dirt and eating it, no! The taste has reached canteen level!"

"Senior, what kind of magical metaphor are you talking about!?" Wu Geng Liuli complained speechlessly, wondering where Broccoli got such lethal power.

"I'm sorry... I said it a bit too much. In fact, it's not even up to the canteen level... After all, the canteen level is not something that ordinary people can achieve..."

The special feature of Hua Xia Canteen's food is that it can make ingredients that are delicious even boiled in plain water but not delicious, and make unpalatable ingredients difficult to swallow.

What makes people even more angry is that a simple stir-fried cabbage can turn into a delicious dish by just adding water and tempeh and stir-frying twice, but it requires cooking oil that is many times more expensive than tempeh.

Take a bite of cabbage, and the oil in your mouth is enough to make the US military unable to resist flying a plane over to attack.

The most unacceptable thing is that the cabbage is still cold, and the oil drips down the cabbage into the rice, which not only makes the cabbage unpalatable and greasy, but also makes the white rice extremely greasy, making it impossible to eat the bottom rice. Needless waste.

I don’t know how SB School of Economics and Management does it! ?Won't they taste the food themselves first?
Ordering takeout is not healthy but I really want to live!
Xia Yu shook his head. It might be that he had hallucinations in his brain due to the large amount of green vegetables and fruits he consumed, and a bunch of strange words appeared in his mind before he knew it. "Senior, since you don't like vegetables, you should eat meat. Let's try these croquettes. I put shrimp paste in them. Can you taste them, senior?" Wu Geng Liuli's anger level cleared immediately after seeing Xia Yu's funny look. , picked up a meatball with a smile and brought it to Xia Yu's mouth, saying in a kind tone.

"Well! Meat is indeed delicious!" Compared to eating vegetables, Xia Yu completely changed his attitude when eating meat, and even had a smile on his face. However, he did not continue eating after eating, but continued to eat the same food. He picked up a meatball and handed it to Wu Geng Liuli's mouth, "This is a return gift!"

"This is the first time I've seen someone use meatballs made by someone else as a return gift!" Wu Geng Liuli complained, her face was slightly red, she tucked her messy hair behind her ears, and slowly moved her mouth towards her. Ready to eat the meatballs handed over by Xia Yu.

But what Wu Geng Liuli didn't expect was that Xia Yu took back the chopsticks just before she bit the meatball.

Wugeng Liuli:? ?

Not understanding what Xia Yu meant, she raised her head slightly and looked at Xia Yu with confusion.

"Liu Li, there's no point in eating a meatball of this size if you don't eat it all in one bite!" Xia Yu looked serious.

"This is another strange knowledge that senior learned from, and I am a girl. If it is really unsightly to eat like senior said, right?"

Wu Geng Liuli complained, but still followed Xia Yu's request, opened her mouth wide and swallowed the meatballs in one gulp, puffing out her cheeks and chewing slowly.

Xia Yu looked at Wu Geng Liuli chewing food like a hamster, and felt that Wu Geng Liuli was so cute, so cute that he could even postpone eating for a while, just watching Wu Geng Liuli eat.

It's a pity that his brain circuit is different from ordinary people, and he quickly shifted his attention from Wu Geng Liuli to the chopsticks.

It is known that Wu Geng Liuli has held these chopsticks in his mouth. If he uses them again, then he and Wu Geng Liuli are indirectly kissing, right?
If you stick out your tongue and lick it, is this behavior considered a tongue kiss?

Xia Yu has always been a person with strong hands-on skills. While he was still thinking about this problem, he already stuck out his tongue and licked the front of the chopsticks in front of Wu Geng Liuli.

Five more colored glaze: o(*//▽//*)q
"Senior! What on earth are you doing, you big idiot!!!" Wu Geng Liuli let out a cry of grief like a small animal, and launched a surprise attack on Xia Yu.

The unprepared Xia Yu was hit in the head, and the back of his head hit the wall behind him. He immediately hugged his head in pain, but still held the chopsticks firmly in his hand with the instinct of a cook.

"I'm really sorry...next time...forget it! I still can't guarantee it." Xia Yu said halfway, but still didn't swear because he was extremely unsure of himself.

"You should have more confidence in yourself! And... we are in a relationship now as a couple... as long as senior doesn't do these weird things... even if it's a little too much... no..." Wu Geng Liuli was almost red. He said this with a straight face. After saying this, he reached out his hand and gently rubbed the area where Xia Yu touched the wall.

(End of this chapter)