Two-dimensional: The goal is to heal the master

Chapter 86 Damn the person who invented safety pants
"That..." Xia Yu was confused by a series of questions. He didn't know what to say, he could only look at Qingshan Qihai with confused eyes.

"Senior, the brown sugar water has already been boiled. You just need to carry it to Senior Sister Zhenbai..." Wugeng Liuli walked out of the kitchen. Halfway through speaking, she looked at the hand that was holding Xia Yu, and was also watching. Her green mountains and seven seas.

"Senior Xia Yu! Who is this woman!?"

"Senior, why did you shake hands with a strange woman so intimately? It's really bad!"

The two voices sounded almost at the same time, and Qingshan Qihai let go of Xia Yu's fingers and pointed to Wugeng Liuli, while Wugeng Liuli looked at Xia Yu with disgust and disgust, as if staring at a ball of non-recyclable garbage.

"Why did you point the finger at me!?" Xia Yu's eyes widened, with a clear sense of stupidity in his eyes.

"It's not that senior Xia Yu brought other women home to do that kind of thing when Zhenbai came there."

"Senior actually called a woman over while I was still in the kitchen, wanting shameless things in the living room! Don't tell me who you are talking about!"

Seeing that Xia Yu dared to fight back, the two girls looked at Xia Yu with anger on their faces, and then looked at each other.

"Stealing cat, what do you want to do to senior when Zhenbai is not around!?" Qingshan Qihai pointed to Wugeng Liuli, his face was full of serious questioning.

"Stealing cat!?" Wu Geng Liuli blushed and turned her head away when she heard the address the other party gave her. Then she remembered that she was arguing with someone, and turned her head to Qingshan Qihai with a sullen expression "I'm just helping senior take care of Senior Zhenbai, unlike some vixens who rush over and grab Senior's hand just after hearing Senior Zhenbai's arrival It's fatal!"

"You call me a vixen?" Qingshan Qihai's eyes widened, and then his face puffed up and he began to face off with Wugeng Liuli.

Xia Yu, who had escaped from the battle circle of the two beautiful girls, sat on the sofa and breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked helplessly at the two who were constantly scolding each other.

Due to the shallow culture of cursing in the island country, the two of them could only use "Baga", "Perverted" and "No Road Race" as curse sentences, so that Xia Yu didn't feel the slightest sense of cursing or quarreling. The atmosphere is still a little bit of fun and I want to continue watching.

Sure enough, what Lu Ziqiao said was right, it would be interesting to watch women quarreling.

But now is not the time for these two guys to quarrel...

Thinking like this, Xia Yu stood up and walked to the right side between the two who were less than half a meter away, and then reached out and grabbed their single ponytails.

The two who were still arguing were caught in a single ponytail and closed their mouths as if they had lost power. They looked at Xia Yu with expressions of [-]% puzzled, [-]% ashamed, and [-]% bewildered.

"There is a misunderstanding between the two of you that is not only not friendly to you, but also has a great impact on me! Now start with the black cat, and introduce your identity and origin." Xia Yu said, looking at Wu Geng Glass.

Wugeng Liuli shook her head to break free from Xia Yu's shackles, then threw the single ponytail high behind her with her hand, looked at Qingshan Qihai, "My name is Wugeng Liuli, you can call me a black cat just like your predecessors , I came here to help with the design at the request of my senior, but Mabai-senpai took the initiative to help because of the sudden incident."

"I am Qingshan Qihai, an hourly worker hired by senior, and Zhenbai is an alumnus. After seeing the message sent to me by senior, I was worried about Zhenbai's situation..."

After the two introduced their identities, they looked at each other with embarrassing expressions on their faces.

"Feel sorry."

"I'm sorry for accidentally misunderstood your identity!"

Wugeng Liuli and Qingshan Qihai apologized to each other. After the apology, the two girls just looked at each other without speaking for a long time. Xia Yu always felt that the atmosphere was more embarrassing than before he didn't open his mouth to remind him.

"That...is the soup already in a bowl, then I'll feed Xiao Shiina a drink." Xia Yu chose to sneak away.

"Wait! Senior!" Wu Geng Liuli seemed to think of not looking at the green mountains and seven seas, but wanted to stop Xia Yu.

It's just that the gap between the kitchen and Shiina Mashiro was only five meters away. When Wugeng Liuli woke up, Xia Yu had already pushed Shiina Mabai's room away.

At this time, Shiina Mashiro was lying on the bed. Seeing Xia Yu coming and sitting up from the quilt, the quilt on his body slipped off, revealing his snow-white shoulders and the position below. Xia Yu instantly felt a dazzling holy light shine into his eyes .

Wanting to describe the scenery in front of him in detail, he felt a great will of the world coming. If he really told the details, his world might be destroyed.

In the end, he could only sigh helplessly, and summed up countless words, "Kogori Peak, Nanga Bawa Peak."

"Senior, sister Zhenbai's clothes are dirty, so she didn't wear anything!" Wu Geng Liuli blushed and wanted to come forward to pull Xia Yu away, but Qingshan Qihai was one step faster than her.

Qingshan Qihai jumped up in the air. At this time, the slippers seemed to be transformed into the supreme fast drag of Luffy. With a terrifying momentum and power, they hit Xia Yu's back with a single blow. Grab the bowl of brown sugar water in your hand and fall to the ground.

"Hmm..." Xia Yu grabbed the ground with his head and fell into the pile of Shiina Mashiro's clothes.

"Ah! Senior Xia Yu, I didn't do it on purpose!" Qingshan Qihai, who realized that she had done something wrong, hurried forward to help Xia Yu up.

Wugeng Liuli on the side also trotted over to Xia Yu and looked at Xia Yu worriedly.

Xia Yu raised his head in confusion with a little pain, and then he lowered his head again, and stretched his fingers that were inadvertently soaked in brown sugar water forward to start writing on the floor next to him.

"Senior, are you alright?" Wugeng Liuli and Qingshan Qihai found that Xia Yu had put his head down again, and thought that something happened to Xia Yu, and moved closer to Xia Yu again. The two women bent down and looked at Xia Yu nervously. After writing, he couldn't help but look at Xia Yu's writing in confusion.

"If the flush toilet is the greatest invention in human history, then safety pants can be said to be the most failed invention of the 20th century. Although the person who invented safety pants is really damned, as a girl, it is better to wear safety pants when going out... ..."

Before Xia Yu finished writing, he felt a petite foot stepping on his back, which should have been done by Wugeng Liuli.

"Senior, don't look up!"

Knowing that the two girls already understood what he wanted to express, Xia Yu didn't want to struggle anymore. He just lay on the ground like a piece of burnt charcoal, quietly suppressing the holy sword that seemed to be coming alive.

　In the last book, some sensitive issues were banned for several chapters. I decided that this book will take everyone on the highway from time to time.

　　In addition, a geographical knowledge is added. The two peaks mentioned successively are the second highest mountain and the most beautiful mountain in the world.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)