Inward scrolling golden light spell, subdue demons from the heavens!

Chapter 205
old house.

Opening the door, Zhang Chujiu pushed the cart in.

Ye Yang followed closely and closed the door.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, he was amazed: "Oh my god, it's already late autumn, but the trees in your courtyard are still so green..."

"The air is good, my bones feel a few ounces lighter!"

"Hey, why is there still fog?"

When he turned into the courtyard, he let out a cry of surprise, then his vision went dark and he started to stagger!
Zhang Chujiu's heart moved, he closed the spirit gathering array, and then sent another trace of spiritual power.

Immediately Ye Yang recovered!

But he didn't know that he was drunk!
"Woooo..."

The cats and dogs gathered around him and bared their teeth at him, as if they didn't welcome this big fat man!
"Hey, three dogs and two cats, I got your wish..."

He still remembered Zhang Chujiu’s previous outlook.

He squatted down with a smile and reached out to tease the cat, wanting to pet it!
"Meow..."

With a suppressed roar, the civet cat instantly exploded its fur, arched its back, and jumped towards him!

"Whiteboard!"

Zhang Chujiu turned his head and clicked!
After that, the cat was shocked, then put away its fangs, retracted its claws, kicked Ye Yang's shoulders, turned around, and fell back to where it was.

"Ouch..."

Ye Yang squatted on the ground, rubbing his shoulders and head, gritting his teeth in pain!
"Let's go and play!"

Zhang Chujiu waved his hand, and the five little birds immediately dispersed, climbing up trees, digging holes, or chasing each other!
"Are you OK?"

Zhang Chujiu walked over and stretched out his hand to pull him up!
Ye Yang patted the dirt on his butt and complained dissatisfiedly: "Zhou Cao, you cat took Dali Pills, you are so strong!"

"almost!"

Zhang Chujiu smiled lightly.

Although cats and dogs like him didn't take Dali Pills, they made lots of Yi Jing Bone Forging Pills. If he hadn't stopped him in time, Ye Yang would have lost at least half of his arms!
"Bullshit!"

Ye Yang rolled his eyes, obviously not believing it.

"Okay, come with me."

Zhang Chujiu didn't bother to explain.

Take him under the laurel.

Zhang Chujiu sat down and made tea.

Ye Yang was wandering around the laurel tree: "Hey, what season is it now, how come this tree is still blooming?"

Picking up a branch of osmanthus that had fallen to the ground, he curiously came closer and took a closer look. He saw that the petals were crystal clear and seemed to have some faint brilliance flowing. His nose was slightly raised, the fragrance was full of fragrance, and there was a slight coolness, but his spirit was shaken. I couldn't help but praise: "Hmm...it smells so good!"

He turned around and asked, "What kind of tree is this? The flowers that grow out of it smell better than cooling oil!"

As he said this, he took a few more deep breaths with a look of intoxication on his face, and those who didn't know thought he had touched something that was not allowed to be touched!

Zhang Chujiu said: "Yuegui!"

Waved to him: "Come and have tea!"

"Is Laurel so magical?"

Ye Yang came over and sat down, still holding the sweet-scented osmanthus in his hand and reluctant to throw it away.

"Mutated!"

Zhang Chujiu said casually.

This is not nonsense.

He often meditated under the tree. The laurel tree was infected by the Taoist charm that he unconsciously radiated. Coupled with the nourishment of the Spirit Gathering Array, it seemed to have started some kind of evolution. It grew extremely fast in a very short period of time. Now it has There are two people hugging each other so thickly that they are higher than the courtyard. The branches and leaves are spreading and lush, like a huge canopy, covering a corner of the courtyard. There is already a trace of abnormality!
"What's this called? When one person achieves enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven?" Ye Yang teased.

"Yeah, it's a chicken and you're a dog, big black dog, let's have some tea!"

Zhang Chujiu laughed and scolded, handing him a cup of tea!

"Fuck off..."

Ye Yang rolled his eyes, took the tea and drank it in one gulp, then shuddered, and then moaned involuntarily: "Ah..."

His face froze, then turned dark red!

He said: "What is this?"

Zhang Chujiu said: "Spiritual tea!" "Novel kind?"

Ye Yang's eyes immediately lit up!

Leave all the previous shame behind!
Zhang Chujiu said: "It's not that exaggerated! I just have..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Ye Yang hugging the teapot and blowing it to his mouth. Good guy, after drinking all this, he even took out the tea leaves, chewed them up, and swallowed them!

Zhang Chujiu pointed a black line at the corner of the courtyard: "The toilet is over there!"

"Why are you talking about the toilet..."

"Guru..."

Ye Yang was sweating, covering his stomach and ran out: "Is there any paper in the toilet?"

"Yes, that's enough..."

Zhang Chujiu shook his head helplessly.

Cleared the teapot and made tea again.

Drink for yourself!

"Pfft..."

The sound can be heard for thousands of miles!
The stench has evaporated before it can be heard!
……

Ten minutes later, Ye Yang came out holding on to the wall. He was still fat, his face was still dark, but his energy and blood were rosy to the naked eye!

He complained to Zhang Chujiu: "Zhou Cao, is this a spiritual tea or a laxative? My legs are numb from squatting!"

Zhang Chujiu said angrily: "I originally planned to let you drink only one cup, but who knew you were such a worthless sand dollar. When you heard the spirit tea, your eyes lit up, and you drank it all in one go. You didn't even mention the tea leaves." Don’t let it go!”

Then he explained: "You have taken in too much energy at once and have not been able to replenish your energy, which is why you have diarrhea!!"

Finally, he concluded: In the final analysis, you are still too weak! "

Hearing this, Ye Yang immediately changed his face and said with an insulted expression: "Shit, I'm very strong!"

"Ha ha……"

Zhang Chujiu didn't say anything, he just smiled back!
"What do you mean? You don't believe it?"

Ye Yang was angry. It was about a man's dignity. He had to make it clear: "I'm telling you..."

Zhang Chujiu said indifferently: "Whatever, as long as your wife is satisfied!!"

Ye Yang was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned even darker!

He immediately rushed over with a pale face and said, "No, I have to discuss this matter with you, otherwise the news will spread..."

Seeing him approaching, Zhang Chujiu frowned, stood up and hid, bringing a gust of wind to the open space in the courtyard.

No matter what he was talking about, he just said to himself: "Okay, come here quickly, I will teach you the guidance technique!"

Hearing this, Ye Yang immediately raised his flag and ran over without rushing to clarify.

After passing through the gust of wind, I came to Zhang Chujiu with a look of anticipation on his face: "What guidance skills are you going to teach me?"

Zhang Chujiu rubbed his chin and said, "Well, let me think about it, how about I teach you Vajra Arhat Boxing?"

After saying that, he shook his head: "No, no, you have impure roots and six desires. Even if I teach you, you won't be able to practice it!"

"Yes, yes, my heart is full of the five poisons of eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, let's change it to something else!" Ye Yang immediately agreed.

This Vajra Arhat Boxing sounds like it has something to do with Buddha. He has not enjoyed enough of this colorful world and the world of mortals, and he doesn’t want to be that great monk who has nothing but ghosts and everything!
"Huh? Have you ever had sex?"

Zhang Chujiu's eyes widened and he looked at him, very surprised!

"Ha ha……"

Ye Yang sneered,

His eyes wandered: "It's just a metaphor, I just said it casually."

Then he said again seriously: "Yes, that's right, I just said it casually!"

"what……"

Zhang Chujiu curled his lips in disgust: "I'm not afraid of getting sick either!"

Ye Yang immediately became anxious: "I told you it was smooth talk, but you have donkey hair stuffed in your ears!!"

(End of this chapter)