My staff is inhuman

Chapter 63

"Swish"

On the massage chair, the old man closed his eyes, and Yang Yan held the razor in his hand and gently scraped down along the contours of the old man's face until it reached the old man's neck.

Looking at the razor in his hand, a thought flashed in Yang Yan's mind.

But soon he pressed this idea to death in his heart.

Dai Moli took advantage of the shaving time to fold the hot towel and stick it on the old man's eyes.

"Well! Comfortable!"

The old man took a deep breath.

"Young man, your skills are a bit weak, not mature enough, and you still need to practice. When you can shave the wax gourd skin shiny, you will be considered a master of this craft."

"At the beginning, I met an old man who was drinking and his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't even hold his chopsticks steadily. But when it comes to shaving, as long as he picked up the knife and his hands were as steady as a rock, that skill... It's a pity that I didn't meet him again later. "

"Yes Yes……"

Yang Yan didn't dare to refute, his skills really couldn't compare with the master craftsmen.

Fortunately, the old man doesn't seem to be so mean.

He was picking on something wrong with his mouth, but he didn't get angry about it.

When Yang Yan put down the spatula, he looked at Xia Tao beside him.

Xia Tao nodded, indicating that she was ready.

She stepped forward, removed the towel covering the old man's eyes, and raised her finger. A long and thin strand of hair became straight on the fingertip.

Both Dai Moli and Yang Yan seemed to have their throats raised.

I'm afraid that if Xia Tao makes a mistake, they will all be finished.

But soon, the two found that Xia Tao was gently pinching her hair with her fingers, and after turning it around a few times, the expression on the old man's face obviously relaxed a lot.

"There seems to be something stuck in it."

Xia Tao twirled her hair with her fingers, and the hair was connected to her thoughts, so she could feel the situation inside.

The old man hummed lightly.

After Xia Tao twisted left and right a few times, black liquid overflowed along her hair.

The liquid gave off a strong, foul odor.

It was twisting like it was alive.

Seeing that it was about to drip, Dai Moli had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed the thermos cup on the small table beside her to catch it.

"Drip, drip..."

The liquid flowed more and more, and someone seemed to be shouting and cursing in the cup.

After all the black liquid flowed out, the old man trembled uncontrollably and took a deep breath.

"Thank you, little girl!"

"It's okay, I still have one eye."

Xia Tao turned around and replaced a piece of hair. After gaining the experience just now, Xia Tao's technique was fast and steady this time, and the slender hair directly pierced in along the corner of the eye.

After a while black liquid dripped out.

"It's very congested here."

"Well, maybe I prefer to see things on the left side."

"Look at what?"

Xia Tao asked curiously.

"There are all kinds of things in the world, and the world is impermanent. Watching couples fall in love and kill each other, watching father and son turn against each other, watching brothers forget righteousness because of sex, watching relatives hate the poor and love the rich."

"So much?"

"Hehe, these are okay."

The old man was in a good mood, maybe Xia Tao helped him clean up his tear holes, which made his attitude towards Xia Tao very different.

"In the past few years, people have started to go online, and there are many things to do. In the past, when you scolded someone, you had to worry about reprisals and maintain your own image.

Swearing at people now, sitting at home and moving their fingers can pour out all the resentment in their hearts. If they can force someone to death, they will hide behind and dance around. "

"They're... so bad."

"Hehe, everyone says that human blood steamed buns are not tasty, but when it's my turn to eat them, I only hate myself for eating too little."

"Then watch less in the future, and come here often if you feel uncomfortable. I'm right here, and this is my home."

"Your home?"

"Well, my home."

Xia Tao's serious attitude moved the old man's expression, when Xia Tao pulled out his hair.

Dai Moli and the others also felt that all the pressure on their bodies disappeared at this moment.

"Sister Jasmine!"

Yang Yan poked Dai Moli's arm with his fingers, and looked out of the glass window. At this moment, there were few people outside the window, and the figure of a delivery man occasionally flashed by.

Apparently it's back to normal.

The old man slowly opened his eyes, and this time his eyes were no longer as cloudy as before.

The old man carefully looked at Xia Tao in front of him.

He smiled kindly, as cute as the girl in front of him, more like his own granddaughter.

Patted Xia Tao on the head: "You are a lucky girl, I envy you for having such a home."

After finishing speaking, the old man raised his head and looked towards the stairs on the second floor: "Hey, it seems that your boss is lucky, how about this, you give this to him, and treat it as my reward for tonight."

The old man pulled out a cylinder from his sleeve and handed it to Xia Tao.

"Ok."

Xia Tao took the cylinder and seemed to think of something: "Oh, by the way, do you want to apply for a card, there is a discount!"

Dai Moli and Yang Yan's legs went limp and they almost sat on the ground.

I wish I could send this old monster away quickly.

"Hahahahaha..."

The old man grinned and let out a hearty laugh: "Okay, but wait until the next time I come. At that time, you come to do ear picking and facial shaving. If you do well, I will apply for a card here."

"it is good!"

Xia Tao nodded vigorously.

The old man pinched his beard and glanced at the steps on the second floor meaningfully.

After speaking, he turned and walked outside.

"Thank you for your patronage, welcome to come again."

Yang Yang took the initiative to open the door and sent the old man out.

The four stood in front of the glass door, watched the old man leave, looked at each other, and then sat down on the sofa as if their bones had been pulled out...

……

Second floor bedroom.

Zhang Yi doesn't know what's going on downstairs, but his own situation is very bad now.

Little ghosts crawled all over his body, pulling his clothes, collar, and trouser legs, and the noise of these little ghosts playing could be heard on his back.

At this moment, he is like a sheep thrown in a tiger's hole, and he may be torn into pieces at any time.

This is not inviting immortals, it is completely inviting ghosts.

Zhang Yi adjusted his breathing, ignored the little ghosts lying on his body, and stepped on the sixth step bravely.

Stepping on the sixth step, Zhang Yi's vision began to blur.

"Boom-boom!"

"safe and sound."

Two beeps sounded in Zhang Yi's ears.

Strange to say, just two gongs and drums sounded, and I immediately felt lighter, and all the little ghosts lying on my body disappeared in an instant.

He squinted his eyes and looked around, seeing a dark street in front of him, but he could vaguely see that the streets on both sides were complete, not like the underworld.

"Boom! It's safe and sound!"

The beeping sounded again.

A young man wearing a cap walked over from Zhang Yi's side.

The young man stopped: "Little brother, what are you doing standing here??"

Zhang Yi didn't respond, and was about to take advantage of this opportunity to quickly step on the seventh step to complete the ceremony.

Unexpectedly, he raised his leg, but he couldn't put it down no matter what.

Seeing this, the young man bent down and pointed to Zhang Yi's legs hanging in mid-air: "Hahaha, we have come to a dead end, why do we still have to go forward?"

After finishing speaking, the young man tilted his head and looked at Zhang Yi's face: "Listen to my advice, don't go any further, the road ahead is not easy!"

Zhang Yi frowned, always keeping in mind the words in the [Instructions for Offering Immortals], and kept silent when faced with the young man's question.

"Hey, you still don't believe it."

The young man picked up the gong and knocked on Zhang Yi's ear.

"Boom!"

The sound of the gong was like thunder, almost piercing Zhang Yi's eardrums.

Is this person crazy? ?
Hurry up and go.

Why can't this foot go down? ?
"Didn't I tell you that the road ahead is a dead end, since it is a dead end, how can you go on?"

The young man squatted down: "You are lucky to have met such a kind-hearted person like me. Otherwise, if someone else is not so enthusiastic to help you, you still call me crazy?"

Zhang Yi's pupils tightened.

Can he hear me?

"As the saying goes, sincerity leads to spirit, you take this sentence as empty words."

Hearing the young man's words, Zhang Yi raised his head slowly, and looked towards the young man. He was clearly in front of him, but he found that he couldn't see the young man's face clearly.

Ok……

No, rather than not being able to see clearly, it is better to say that there is no way to remember the other person's face.

Obviously the five sense organs can be seen very clearly, the eyes, ears, mouth and nose are not missing, but when the five sense organs are put together, they can't see clearly.

Since you can listen to my heart, you should know that if I don't continue to move forward, it will also be a dead end.

The young man grinned, and saw that he raised the gong hammer in his hand, hooked Zhang Yi's leg hanging in mid-air, and pushed it to the left.

Zhang Yi immediately turned back uncontrollably.

This startled him.

Before he could swear more, the young man waved the gong in his hand.

"Dong dong!"

A gong sounded, shaking his head in a daze.

"There is no limit to the sea of ​​suffering, but there is no turning back. A man can bend and stretch. If there is no way to go, he must learn to take a step back."

After the young man finished speaking, he raised his leg and kicked Zhang Yi's ass, Zhang Yi jumped forward unexpectedly.

"Plop!" Kneel down.

The incense candle in his hand also slammed down under the inertia.

Done!

At this moment, Zhang Yi's heart went cold.

But at this moment, Zhang Yi felt that his hand had touched something, and when he came back to his senses, he took a closer look.

Only then did I realize that I was kneeling in front of the shrine, and I had inserted the incense candle into the incense burner with both hands.

He raised his head and looked into the shrine.

The red cloth that originally wrapped the spirit card has been lifted, and at this moment, there is nothing on the spirit card except his own name.

There is an extra line of words【Night Tour God · Nomaka】

Night tour god?
Was it a success?

Just when he was in a daze, a special feeling wandered through his body.

Zhang Yi had something extra in his mind.

A vague shadow appeared in his mind, and the shadow gradually became clear, wearing a black robe all over his body.

With a mask on his face, he beckoned, and a black crow landed on his hand.

Raising his head, the outline of his face was exactly the same as his own, and there was a fierce light in his cold eyes:
"It's dark,
please close your eyes...

OK, now I open my eyes. "

(End of this chapter)