My staff is inhuman

Chapter 78 Why am I in the coffin
Fatty Wang BBQ
"Boss, another forty skewers of barbecue, two barrels of draft beer, six scones, one grilled fish, and four kidneys."

"okay!"

The boss hurriedly picked up the paper and took notes.

At the wine table, Wang Bin and Zhang Yi couldn't eat anymore.

But He Dapeng on the side, on the contrary, looked like he was still unsatisfied.

This is the first time Wang Bin has seen what it means to be able to eat.

He has seen a lot of eating and broadcasting.

He said that he could eat as much as he could, but in fact most of them were fake.

Only a very few people ate hard, and it didn't take long for them to eat themselves sick.

On the other hand, He Dapeng, after eating so much, still looked very relaxed, which didn't look like he was pretending.

Wang Bin couldn't help asking why He Dapeng didn't do the live broadcast.

Of course, the answer I got was naturally the same sentence... A gentleman does not eat what he comes by

Wang Bin didn't think so in his heart, but he didn't dare to offend him.

Just because Zhang Yi wanted to call out Brother Peng to this big guy, Wang Bin naturally didn't dare to underestimate him.

But later, Wang Bin felt familiar when he heard the name, and thought, isn't this the brother Zhang Yi introduced to him before.

It's just that I was busy later, so I forgot it for a while.

While eating, He Dapeng complained about the old blind Uncle Zeng.

It is impossible to say that he is a wall of dung, and he deserves his wife to cuckold him.

Zhang Yi could only keep nodding his head in agreement.

"Brother Peng, didn't you say that you will be away for a week before coming back? How come you came back so quickly?"

Zhang Yi remembered that He Dapeng had sent a message, saying that he was taking his mother on a trip.

It will take a week to come back.

It's only five days now.

"It's not fun, it's not delicious, and the road is blocked. If I had known it, I wouldn't have gone out."

When He Dapeng talked about this trip, he said that he was cheated, and there were only heads on the street.

In the end, Aunt Wang was also tired, so she came back early.

"Brother Zhang, I plan to wait for my live broadcast to end and take a rest for a while. Why don't we go to a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to play? Food and lodging are my responsibility, just do the live broadcast by the way."

Wang Bin had a small calculation in his heart.

In fact, he had heard that there was a ruined temple on Niu Ding Peak in the west, and he seemed to have heard that someone saw a god there.

"Go ahead, Brother Peng, you can think about it, Boss Wang is very generous in paying."

Hearing Wang Bin's words, Zhang Yi had the thought of kicking this kid to death, whether he would eat or not.

Also ran out of the city? ?

If I can get out of the city, I can still stay here.

But after thinking about it, he felt that this was an opportunity, so he accepted the quarrel and recommended this job to He Dapeng.

"You don't need a live broadcast, you just help them see the venue and move the equipment, it's all money you earn with your own hands, how about it."

Although Wang Bin didn't know why Zhang Yi wanted this big man to accompany him so much, but he was a smart person and knew that Zhang Yi must have a reason for doing so.

As a good brother, I just need to support him without thinking.

Thinking of this, Wang Bin immediately echoed: "Yes, my salary is very high here, and the work is easy, just put in some effort."

"Do you include food and lodging?"

He Dapeng was a little moved, after all, the job of porter was actually boring after a long time.

But it's not that he has never thought about other jobs, but most of the jobs do not include room and board, and the salary he gets is not enough to eat, and his education is not high, so he has not been able to find a suitable job.

"Brother Peng, don't worry, if you follow me, Wang Bin, you will definitely not be bad in terms of food and accommodation."

"It doesn't have to be too good, as long as you are full."

"Hahaha, no problem."

Wang Bin patted his chest and promised.

In fact, my heart is about to bloom with joy.

In today's world, it is very difficult for you to eat, but if you want to be full, it is really too simple.

There is no commodity that is cheaper than food.

Not only can I get a labor force, but I also have an extra bodyguard.

The most important thing is that even if He Dapeng is not willing to do live broadcast.

But when you are eating, I will shoot a video and post it, and I will shoot you eating, and the money I earn is enough to pay your salary.

"The skewers are here!"

While talking, the boss has already brought up the skewers.

"Boss, your business today is not as hot as before?" Wang Bin picked up a skewer and put it in his mouth.

The lamb kebabs are grilled until the outside is charred and the inside is tender, sprinkled with secret seasoning, the taste is really good.

Usually here, even late at night, you have to queue up to eat barbecue.

But today, Fatty Wang's store seems to be much deserted than in the past.

"Ha, there are times when business is difficult."

Fatty Wang smiled and left without saying much.

In fact, this situation has been going on for a week.

Fatty Wang didn't know what was going on at first, until he rode an electric scooter around and found that several nearby barbecue restaurants were like this.

After inquiring again, I found out that another barbecue restaurant was opened not far away, which took away all the business.

I heard that the taste of that barbecue restaurant is very good. After the diners eat it once, they can't eat the taste of other barbecue restaurants.

As a result, the business of several nearby barbecue restaurants is getting worse and worse.

There was even a boss who didn't believe in evil and went to taste it himself, but he closed his barbecue shop directly after he came back.

Fatty Wang didn't believe in evil, and wanted to try it, but he never had the courage.

I heard from other people who have tasted it that the taste is simply ecstasy, which is not an exaggeration.

Even if you suffer from anorexia, you will feel cured after eating this barbecue.

This rumor may be exaggerated though.

But without exception, many master chefs who have been doing barbecue for more than ten years will feel that their skills for more than ten years are purely in vain, and they don't even want to do barbecue again.

Fatty Wang is still confident in his craftsmanship over the past ten years, but he is also afraid that he will be hit.

Let's put Fatty Wang aside.

Zhang Yi was very happy. When Wang Bin took He Dapeng away, he didn't have to worry about He Dapeng coming to trouble him from time to time.

The three of them were eating and drinking when they suddenly heard the sound of gongs and drums.

Wang Bin stood up and took a look: "Damn, bad luck!"

I saw a group of teams coming from a distance, it turned out to be a funeral.

"Why the funeral at night?"

Zhang Yi also frowned. He hadn't heard that the funeral had to be in the middle of the night. It seemed that they didn't have such a rule here.

"some!"

Wang Bin sat down and explained to Zhang Yi: "Only those who died violently will go to the funeral at night, such as car accidents, murders, suicides, executions, accidental work injuries, natural disasters, etc. People who died violently are not allowed to enter the graves of their ancestors, they can only be buried outside the graves near their ancestors." Burial."

Wang Bin is engaged in live broadcasts of terror, so he will more or less take the initiative to learn about some folk taboos.

On the one hand, it is to improve their professional knowledge.

On the other hand, when you let yourself do a live broadcast, you can arrange it more decently.

The team didn't pass this way, but went another way.

Zhang Yi didn't take it to heart either, since there were too many people dying, it was no big deal.

If this is the case, there will be no ghosts with a good death in their own shop.

Hope the same goes for my dad.

Strictly speaking, He Dapeng was the only one eating.

During the period, He Dapeng did not forget to ask Zhang Yi quietly, who is the girl I saw in the store today, and if she has a boyfriend.

This made Zhang Yi suddenly have a bad feeling in his heart.

"Brother Peng? You can't be..."

He Dapeng lit a cigarette, did not answer, just said with a smile: "I think she looks like my wife."

"You have a wife?"

"not yet!"

"Then what do you mean?"

"Bring her back, won't you have it?"

The corners of Zhang Yi's mouth twitched a few times, thinking, isn't this just making trouble?Yang Mei can bear it, but Yang Yan can't.

Immediately, he could only say vaguely: "Well, Yang Mei, she has a boyfriend."

Zhang Yi wanted to use this to fool the past.

Who knew that He Dapeng didn't mean to care at all, and waved his hand: "Don't frame me, although I'm pedantic, I can see people very accurately. I think this girl is destined to me, and I feel very familiar when I see her. It's like we've known each other for a long, long time."

"Brother Peng, you'd better save your silly talk and tell it to other girls later."

Zhang Yi refused to agree to help no matter what.

It's not that I have any thoughts, but that this matter doesn't work at all.

The two are not of the same species, how could they be together.

Seeing Zhang Yi's refusal, He Dapeng didn't try to force others to do anything. He just ate skewers and drank heavily, as if he didn't take this matter to heart.

Seeing the time getting later and later.

Zhang Yi settled the bill, good guy, the three of them ate 1000 yuan less.

Most of them were eaten by He Dapeng himself.

He asked Wang Bin to send He Dapeng back, and he called him separately.

The radar on the software went around a few times, but no order was placed for the car.

It is already early in the morning, and the speed of placing an order for online car-hailing is naturally not as fast as before.

Zhang Yi looked at the time on his phone, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and he was thinking whether he should walk back, as if it were time for a drive.

On the opposite side of the road, three elderly people walking suddenly stopped and tilted their heads to look at Zhang Yi. The leading elderly person smiled and said, "Little brother, please excuse me, what time is it?"

Zhang Yi glanced at the three old men, but found nothing unusual about them.

I just feel strange in my heart, it is so late, and the old people like to stay up late so much, are they afraid that they will die too late?

Responded casually: "[-]:[-] in the morning."

"Oh!!"

The old man at the head nodded: "That's the third watch, that's just right. As the saying goes, the king of Hades ordered you to die at the third watch, who can keep people until the fifth watch, little brother, go all the way!"

After the old man finished speaking, the three of them lined up side by side, holding something in each hand.

They are sails, sticks, and basins.

The old man at the head raised the crockpot in his hand and slammed it hard in front of Zhang Yi.

"Crack!" There was a sound.

Zhang Yi suddenly felt bad, but it was too late, his eyes blurred, and he fell suddenly, as if he had fallen into some kind of deep pit. When he opened his eyes again, his eyes were pitch black, and there was a burst of knocking. Crying sounded in my ears.

Zhang Yi took a closer look, and his face turned pale: "Why am I in the coffin?"

(End of this chapter)