1/2 wife

Chapter 75 Benefits of Longevity

One dares to believe in nonsense, and the other really dares to listen to it.

Wen Suisui thinks that the method of boiling the eagle is really an excellent idea.

Then, Wen Suisui said, "Haha. You are so humorous."

Lin Jiao: "..."

A good idea one second and mock her the next, right?
Lin Jiao didn't believe in evil, so he gave Wen Suisui a bunch of benefits of living long.For example, Ying Ji's super long standby time eventually became the big villain and big boss in most classical Chinese texts.Another example is that Sima Yi killed an opponent, and there were more than a dozen generals among the three generations of monarchs.In the end, a world came to life.

Can't beat the opponent but can survive him, isn't this a happy thing?

Of course, Wen Suisui didn't quite understand most of the allusions Lin Jiao mentioned, so she could only listen to them for fun.

But I have to say that whenever someone quotes scriptures, Wen Suisui will unconsciously exude a kind of worship mentality.

Ok.

She tentatively believed Lin Jiao's words.

Then she looked at Lin Jiao, blinked and asked a very serious question: "So, what is a continuation?"

Lin Jiao: "..."

Uh……

Lin Jiao, who was talking eloquently, suddenly fell silent.

Lin Jiao was stuck, she didn't know what to say: "Are you pretending or joking."

Wen Suisui didn't understand: "What?"

Lin Jiao: "You really don't even know about continuous strings?"

Wen Suisui: "I really don't know."

Lin Jiao: "...then how did you get into Yanda University?"

Wen Suisui: "...so I have a zero score in Chinese, isn't that reasonable?"

"..."

It does sound reasonable.

Dead silence.

I don't know how long it was dead silent, and finally Lin Jiao let out a "haha" and returned Wen Suisui's words to her.

"You're so funny."

Wen Suisui: "..."

I have already mocked her, so now is the time to tell her what the sequel means?

Lin Jiao continued to start the topic just now, and she muttered: "Let me tell you, it will definitely be beneficial for you to live longer. If we live a few more years, we will definitely get everything we want."

"I also know someone who knows Feng Shui. If you feel that your life is not long, you can contact me and I will help you contact him. I will ask him to renew your life with a seven-star lamp."

Wen Suisui: "..."

Does this sound unreasonable?
After saying a few words casually, Lin Jiao opened his mouth to solicit business for that magic stick.The more she talked, the more excited she became, and she even started gesticulating and dancing: "He also has an ancestral mahogany sword."

Such a long mahogany sword.

She stretches her arms.

"It can be used to catch ghosts. So if you encounter any supernatural phenomena, you can come to me and I will help you get in touch. And his fee is not expensive."

"That master has other business. You can find him for fortune-telling, astrology and feng shui. Even tomb robbery..."

After speaking, Lin Jiao lowered his voice: "If you want help with Feng Shui, you can also find him."

Wen Suisui: "..."

"He still has tomb robbery business." Wen Suisui sighed casually.

Lin Jiao: "..."

Why did she find Wen Suisui's words a little excited?
Wen Suisui was indeed a little excited. At this moment, her eyes glowed green: "You said that I reported it to him. How much bonus can the police station give me?"

Lin Jiao: "!"

"Don't!" Lin Jiao said hastily, "I'm just joking, don't really report it to him."

Wen Suisui: "...Actually, I also know a Feng Shui master."

After the words came out, Wen Suisui was stunned for a moment.Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came, and then she looked at Lin Jiao, and asked abruptly: "So the magic stick you mentioned who understands Fengshui is called Chen Jiu?"

Lin Jiao was stunned: "You also know him?"

Wen Suisui: "..."

She tentatively thought that the magic stick did have some skills.To be able to deceive such an obsessed customer.

Lin Jiao: "..."

She is terrified now.

Wen Suisui already knew him, so is it possible that Wen Suisui with green eyes really reported him?
Wen Suisui did have a business that she wanted Chen Jiu to handle for her recently, and she froze: "So if I find him through your channel, can he charge a little cheaper?"

Lin Jiao was at a loss, so he could only say: "...I'll help you get in touch."

The topic ends here.

After another meeting, Wen Suisui suddenly remembered that she hadn't answered what she wanted to ask, so she leaned over again cheeky.

"Jiaojiao, do you have any health-preserving methods? I want to learn from you."

Lin Jiao: "No, I don't keep in good health."

Wen Suisui: "?"

Lin Jiao cursed: "I want to die early now, I can't live a day with this broken military training."

"……okay, I get it."

silent.

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Although she didn't get any health-preserving method from Lin Jiao, Wen Suisui still worked hard to practice the standard of health-preserving.

First of all, if you want to live well, you should not have military training.Otherwise she could easily die.

The first step is to bite the bullet and ask the instructor for leave before the military training. After the leave, she can sit in the shade of a tree and hold a thermos cup to drink red dates and goji berries.

You can bask in the sun, and proper exposure to the sun can make you live longer.Of course, it can't be too long in the sun, or she will wilt to death.

……

Probably because she was too ruthless, so Wen Suisui's counselor directly contacted her face to face.

face to face.

It was Wen Suisui who fished, and Mrs. Wen was the one who dealt with the counselor.

Sister Liang: "You haven't participated in military training these days, have you?"

Professor Wenzhou University: "I participated. My name is included in every roll call, and I have never been late for every assembly. If you don't believe me, you can ask the instructor."

Sister Liang: "...I mean you asked for leave without reason and didn't participate in military training."

Professor Wen Da: "Isn't it normal to ask for leave when you feel unwell?"

Sister Liang: "Well, I won't talk about your leave. If you don't feel well, you will be exempted from the military training later. I'll write an application for you, and you just need to sign it."

Wen Suisui: "?"

so good?

Sister Liang: "But the academy requires each class to submit a few copies of military training experience. If you don't participate in military training, you can write this in your dormitory every day. It's not much, just write more than 20 copies, and each copy is three to four hundred Word. Leave it to me after the military training, is there any question?"

Wen Suisui: "..."

Have.

Very much.

To be or not to be, that is the question.So now is the critical moment of hesitation and choice.

—Which is more serious, the physical destruction or the severe mental blow?

She doesn't want to go to military training, even if it's only evening training for her.

But she didn't want to write about her experience either.If she really wrote down her military training experience, she would die.

"No problem." Wen Suisui gritted his teeth and said.

"Okay." Sister Liang was very satisfied, "You are the only girl in our class. Girls must be good at writing this kind of stuff. In short, I will entrust you with the tasks in our class. Write well and don't embarrass our class. "

Wen Suisui: "..."

At that moment, Wen Suisui felt unprecedented pressure.

(End of this chapter)