Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18.

Chapter 132 The happy trip to Diagon Alley is over

It would be too unfair to say that Diagon Alley is useless. After buying all the teaching materials, Harry took Dudley to Gringotts in a cheap way. Dudley, who was clinging to the handrail the whole time, swayed tremblingly with his limp legs after the drag racing ended.

"Well, this is more exciting than a roller coaster, right!"

"Don't talk to me, you stinky brother!"

Although the pale-faced Dudley performed much better than last year's Hagrid, he still had a deep psychological shadow on this "amusement facility" with no seat belts and no protective measures.

"There will be no next time! I, Dudley Dursley, even if I die at home, I will never come to such a ghostly place for the second time!"

"Fortlin's Ice Cream Shop is here. There is a new product coming out. Piao Piao Ghost Ice Cream Cone, which can make you float a few inches high. Do you want to try it?"

"Huh? There is such a thing?"

Immediately, Dudley came to his senses and looked forward quickly. He saw a little girl holding an ice cream cone and licked it, and then she floated up a few inches steadily. After a burst of yelling, , she was held by her father and floated away like holding a balloon.

"I want it! I have to try it!"

"Then you go in line."

Harry stuffed a purse containing a bag of galleons. He had told Dudley the exchange rate for the wizarding world's currency, but he had reasonable doubts that Dudley could easily figure out the exact money. The subject that Dudley was troubled by, the abstract exchange rate in the magic world would probably overload his CPU instantly, and he couldn't count with his fingers.

Harry, who continued to walk forward, went to other snack shops to buy a lot of weird magical snacks, such as Pepper Naughty Boy, Voice Changing Toffee, Bibi Bean, Cockroach Heap, these messy things were packed by him Some, after all, Dudley was just scared just now, he needs to mend his body, look at that pale face, how pitiful it is.

"Hey! Harry, look, I'm floating!"

Dudley, who was holding four ice cream cones in his left and right hands, was very happy at the moment. Although he was only floating a few inches high and he couldn't take a step, the feeling of floating in the air was amazing to him!
"Don't just eat ice cream, you'll have diarrhea if you eat too much, come here, now you need to add some of the best sugar, how about a piece of chocolate?"

"Okay." Dudley nodded without hesitation. He was still in the excitement and didn't realize that Harry had pulled out a glass jar with an ominous content. Xiaoqiang, although they are made of chocolate, they are enchanted, just like real cockroaches, and they will crawl around when they are thrown into the mouth.

"Open your mouth."

Harry, who couldn't help showing a smirk on his face, tried his best to speak in a casual tone. At this time, Dudley was still holding the ice cream cone, and he couldn't free his hand at all.

Just when Dudley opened his mouth honestly, Harry stuffed a handful of sweet cuties into Dudley's mouth.

Immediately, the chocolate cockroach began to wriggle and stomp on the soft tongue and the inner wall of the mouth with its thin legs. Dudley, who was happy one second, turned completely green in the next moment.

Dudley, whose head was down, opened his mouth stupidly and didn't know what to do, but his caring cousin gave him a little help when he needed it most.

Harry lifted Dudley's chin and closed his mouth for him.

At the moment when the teeth were biting together, the brittle chocolate made a slight 'click' sound, which was very similar to the sound of some kind of carapace being crushed by the teeth. Before Dudley could make a move with the words 'I fucked you bastard' written all over it, he saw Harry holding up a half-empty jar and shaking it in front of him.

"It tastes good, right?"

"Yuck~"

Dudley, who didn't spit it out on the Gringotts underground train, broke his defense instantly when he saw the cockroaches piled up jars, especially after witnessing himself spit out several black cuties that hadn't been crushed and were still alive and kicking
"Don't you like it?"

When Dudley looked up, he saw Harry squeeze a cockroach into his mouth and chew it loudly.

His trembling fingers hung in the air for a long time without moving, his overloaded mind went blank at this moment, he didn't know what to do or say.

Said that Harry couldn't feed him cockroaches even if he was joking?But Harry ate it all by himself, chewing it deliciously.

"This crispy chocolate tastes really good, why are you vomiting on the ground?
"What? What do you say this is??"

"Choco-late." Harry, with a serious face, taught the pronunciation of the word on the spot, "It's just the kind that can move. Look, how serious they are for this little guy, and he's alive and kicking."

Looking at the chocolate cockroach that was constantly bouncing around under Harry's fingertips, Dudley, whose mind had suffered a terrible challenge, shook violently, and all the ice cream cones in his hand fell off.

"Hey, don't waste food."

With a light hook of his finger, Harry quickly caught the falling ice cream, "How about it, some snacks and shocks in the wizarding world are not bad, right?"

"To be honest, it's also the first time I've eaten cockroaches, but unexpectedly, the taste of this thing is really good."

After watching Harry stuff another chocolate cockroach into his mouth, Dudley's face showed a look of pained pity.

"What a nice person, why did you go crazy after coming here for a year?"

Dudley, who had already tasted the sweetness of the remaining chocolate in his mouth, was sure that what Harry said was true, but it was precisely because of this that he had such an idea.

"Harry." He said earnestly, posing as a big brother for a rare time, "It doesn't matter if you don't stay in the wizarding world, if you continue, I feel that you are really going to be transformed into a little lunatic by these lunatics. "

"Hahahaha!"

The overjoyed Harry casually threw the cockroach-heaped jar to the corner of Diagon Alley, then pulled Dudley up and patted him on the shoulder.

"Whoever a serious person eats this thing, cockroaches pile up candy specially prepared for people with pica, you can use it as a prank prop, for example, launch a macho challenge, you eat chocolate cockroaches, and then fool that unlucky idiot Children eat seriously."

"Can you still play like this?"

For some reason, Dudley, who started to giggle inexplicably, followed Harry's brain circuit, "Tell me, if I tell my father that I will eat this thing if I don't add pocket money, will he agree? ?”

Dudley, who was cracking his abacus, immediately found a new way to cheat his father after he was raised. Dudley, who was studying in Smelting, had a girlfriend early on, and the fully enclosed campus of the residential system made Dudley Li can only go home during the summer vacation and Christmas. At this hormonal age, falling in love is not a thing at all, and the pocket money that was originally quite generous has become a bit stretched at this time.

"Have an idea, a lot of ideas!"

The two brothers hooked up shoulder to shoulder and returned to their good state in an instant. After Harry took out Bibi's multi-flavored beans and ate them while walking, the two grinning along the way were so unlucky that they didn't eat a few normal-flavored beans. But the happy smiling faces lasted until they went home.

(End of this chapter)