You call this retreating into the world?

Chapter 27

Suxin Medical Center.

Today's weather: overcast.

The northerly wind blows and the air quality is good.

"Master, there's an idiot outside the medical hall!" Early in the morning, Gao Xing, who had gone out to buy breakfast, jumped back and said after walking a few steps.

Xia Baobao, who was brushing his teeth, took a sip of water with salt grains and tooth powder, and white foam was gurgling from his mouth, as if he had been poisoned.

He cleaned his mouth, looked up at Gao Xing, "I've been erratic all day long, a fool is a fool, and I didn't do anything to you."

"But Empress Orange was carried away by him." Gao Xing added.

"Damn it, you didn't say it earlier!" Xia Baobao rushed out immediately. Suxin Medical Center may not be happy with this universal maid tool, but it must not be without Fat Ju!
As a result, as soon as he left the door, he saw a very puzzling scene.

Tangerine Lady lay on the ground twisting her buttocks, with her tail straight up, and opposite her, there was a person doing the same movements as the orange cat, lying on all fours, with one leg raised up, as if it was his tail, The four eyes met, staring at each other affectionately.

And this idiot who imitated the movements of cats and cats, Xia badly understood.

"Isn't this Brother Zhan?"

Zhan Yuhu ignored Xia Bad, and started communicating with Niang Niang.

Zhan Yuhu: "Meow meow?"

Tangerine Empress: "Meow~!"

Zhan Yuhu nodded, "Meow? Meow!"

Tangerine Lady rolled on the ground, as if she was wiping the floor with her fur, four pink and tender meat pads waved in the air, revealing a very unreserved white belly, meowing non-stop.

Then Zhan Yuhu stood up.

"Explain?" Xia Badao raised his eyebrows curiously. If he didn't know Zhan Yuhu, he would have to give him some help.

"Brother Xia, you know that I'm an introvert, and I don't dare to ask living people when I investigate cases. I usually start with corpses or small animals." Zhan Yuhu explained, and picked up Empress Orange to see how she was doing. Definitely an old cat slave.

"What case are you investigating?" Xia Baobao knew that he was definitely not talking about the two daughters of Liao Zhifu, because that case was over for them.

"There is no case, but let me get acquainted with the cats and dogs in Tongzhou City first, so it will be easier to do things in the future." Zhan Yuhu explained.

"Could it be that you can understand animals' speech?" Xia Buddy speculated.

"Coincidentally, little brother, I am born with extraordinary talents. I have a very special way of communicating with animals, just like that just now."

"Then what did you just say?"

Zhan Yuhu looked down at the orange cat in his arms, showing embarrassment, "Do you really want me to translate for you?"

"If this stinky cat is scolding me, then you don't need to say it." Xia Buddy more or less guessed that what Niang Niang just said was not a good thing, after all, he castrated it himself, and didn't even let it talk to him. The little raccoon next door is enjoying herself, pregnant with a baby or something.

Xia Baobao felt that it would be even more cruel if he cut it after he had enjoyed it.

But for Empress Orange, if it wasn't for eating and drinking, such a big enmity would have to defecate on his bed to some extent.

"Heh, there's a stinky cat." Xia Badao asked Zhan Yuhu to come in and talk.

Glad to see that fool came in, his eyes full of doubts.

"Hurry up and buy some breakfast, you want to starve your master to death?" Xia Buddy glanced at her, "Bring him another one by the way."

Happy scratched his head, let out a light oh and went out.

Zhan Yuhu glanced at the happy maid dressed up, and immediately frowned, "Your apprentice? No one in the capital can play as well as you."

"And what about her tail? And I think white silk is not good enough, I have to use black silk." Zhan Yuhu sharply commented on Xia's bad aesthetics, "I used to stay in a small country like Europa for two years, and the girls all wore black silk. How great is the black silk, it is wear-resistant and can also repair legs!"

No wonder Zhan Yuhu didn't have any news about him in the Central Plains before. He turned out to be an overseas student.

Jiucheng has just returned from abroad, and there is no time to update the information about him in Jianghu.

"It's none of your business!" Xia Buddy glared at him fiercely, "I tried it myself, those tails are not craftable, they have to be inserted in the back, and they can't be worn out on weekdays, at most they are for boudoir fun."

Zhan Yuhu coughed lightly, "We in the Central Plains, whether it is the Northern Qi Dynasty or the Southern Tang Dynasty, the ability to accept new things is still too poor, and the customs are conservative. It is really rare to meet people like Brother Xia who have the same preferences as me. "

"You make a lot of sense, but I won't trade happiness for black silk."

"I didn't mention it either."

"I can guess what you're thinking, you take a female apprentice yourself, and you can exchange whatever you want for her."

One used to be the chief assassin of Fenghua Xueyue Palace, and the other was the fourth son of the head of the God's Catchment Sect. When the two got together, if they didn't know it, they might think that they were discussing the future development of Jianghu.

It turned out that the two were having a heated discussion about stockings.

"To be honest, you haven't left Tongzhou City yet, don't you want to live longer?" Xia Buddy glanced at him.

"I have a reason why I can't go back. Wouldn't it be nice to have an excuse to sneak out!" Zhan Yuhu said with a sad face.

"Let's hear it, if it's a tragic thing, that's even better, let me have a good time." Xia Buo said.

"My father arranged a marriage for me."

"Understood, resist the feudal ethics of cannibalism, and bravely pursue your own happiness."

"No, no, I really like that girl."

"It's time for you to run away!"

"But that girl's older sister was my former... Well, you know, even this is not a problem. The most troublesome thing is that the girl who was my childhood sweetheart, her family fell into ruin and she was sent to the palace by her family. She fell in love with a beautiful girl, and became a concubine again by the late emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty."

Zhan Yuhu babbled, but Xia Buddy's pupils widened, and he felt that he knew the secret of the palace.

"So you're afraid of being targeted by this concubine when you go back to get married? But the first emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty passed away for half a year, what are you afraid of, a concubine who lives in a deep palace?" Xia Baobao smiled.

"But what if she was deeply favored by the former emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, gave birth to a son and was made the crown prince, and the emperor died, and she became the regent empress dowager?" Zhan Yuhu raised his head and blinked, with a melancholy expression on his face.

Xia Buddy opened his mouth wide, knowing that Zhan Yuhu was outrageous, but he didn't expect his experience to be so outrageous.

In contrast, his identity as the chief assassin is not enough.

"If I go back to get married, do you think the current empress dowager of Northern Qi will find an excuse to force me to tie me into the deep palace? And I'm an emotionally introverted person, so I can't refuse. Then when the Northern Qi emperor grows up, Will I be killed?"

"Those who dare to play the emperor's mother, I remember that in history, they never ended well."

Zhan Yuhu sighed, and thought of what happened in the next ten years in one step, "Unless I rebel and become the emperor myself, there is no solution, and I will die, and my father, he doesn't even know how deep my relationship with the empress dowager is." , I thought it was just playing tricks, if I dare to talk nonsense, it would be spreading rumors to smear the royal family, and there would be no good end."

Xia Buddy immediately sympathized with the other party, and patted him on the shoulder, "So you found an errand in the Southern Tang Kingdom and sneaked here. Northern Qi can't control Southern Tang. Not to mention whether the Empress Dowager will treat you How about it, once you get married, you will become a relative, and you will be bound to the fate of the Northern Qi Dynasty from now on."

"Brother Xia understands me! I'm just a low-quality dandy who likes freedom. Anyway, I can't openly refuse the marriage arranged by my father, so I just delay it until the woman regrets the marriage."

Zhan Yuhu lay down on the chair, "It's a big deal to retreat to the Jianghu, go to the gods to catch the door, and spend your days here leisurely like Brother Xia, wouldn't it be beautiful!"

Then Xia Buddy kicked him over and kicked him off the bamboo recliner, "This is my chair, you can buy one yourself!"

Zhan Yuhu patted his buttocks and sat up from the ground, "He Xin...ah no, Brother Xia, you are so disrespectful!"

Xia Buddy smiled and said: "No matter how blind you are, I will personally tie you to the Northern Qi Palace! With your great gift, the empress dowager's reward won't be too bad!"

The eyes of the two met in mid-air, and each smiled knowingly.

(End of this chapter)