You call this retreating into the world?

Chapter 29 Xiaobaiwen?I am a work of art!

Zhan Yuhu's instep hurts badly, he lifts up one leg, and the golden rooster stands alone.

"Flying rat, don't leave Tongzhou, wait for me!" Zhan Yuhu, who had never been good at martial arts, boasted to Haikou, wanting to take revenge.

My own martial arts is poor, and my lightness kung fu is not good, so I can't catch up or beat him.

But, I can shake people!
"You asked me to wait, so I'll just wait? Auntie, I'll slip away first, thank you sick cat boy for your filial piety!" In the palm of the masked woman, there was a pile of silver taels stacked like a hill, and she weighed it lightly. There are all kinds of expressions of sarcasm, teasing, teasing, contempt, which make Zhan Yuhu's blood pressure rise.

Zhan Yuhu hurriedly lowered his head to take a look, and there was clearly a brocade money bag hanging on his waist.

Realizing that something was wrong, he took out his purse and saw that it was another pile of stones!
I was obviously wary, when did she change it!
The moment you stepped on my foot just now?

hateful!

"Let's go back to the medical hall first." Zhan Yuhu bounced back to the Suxin Medical Hall on tiptoe, and said to the masked woman, "Don't go! I'll be right back!"

Highlight a pitiful and helpless person who wants to regain his place.

"Xia~! No~! Liang~!" As soon as he entered the door, he looked as if he had been dragged into the grove by eighteen strong men, suffered all the grievances and humiliations, and was ruthlessly ruined.

"What happened?" Xia Buddy looked at the one-legged Zhan Yuhu in front of him.

"Someone bullied me!" Zhan Yuhu was filled with grief and indignation, walked to a round stool and sat down, pointed to his feet, and took out a money bag full of stones.

"Who did it?" Xia Buddy asked Zhan Yuhu's foot while rubbing his chin.

"A stinky woman!" Zhan Yuhu moaned mournfully, "Help, my family, who knows, I only had contact with her once when I was traveling in Oulona, ​​and she chased me here. Stealing my money four times and mocking me! I'm really speechless, did she have a crush on me and couldn't get what she asked for, so she did such a psychopathic behavior. "

Xia Buddy was keenly aware that there was a story in it, and he is a person who loves to listen to stories, so he immediately greeted Happy, "Teacher, there is something exciting, come quickly! Add a plate of melon seeds."

Gao Xing, who was calling for the pharmacist to carry the medicinal materials, nodded, and immediately ran over excitedly when everything was placed in the warehouse behind the medical hall.

In front of a stone table, Xia Buddy and Gao Xing were eating melon seeds together, looking expectantly at Zhan Yuhu, "You can talk now."

"No...what are you talking about?" Zhan Yuhu blinked his innocent little eyes, "Your brother, I was bullied by others, so why don't you watch the show!"

"You can't say that. If I don't understand the cause and effect, and distinguish right from wrong, good from evil, how can I help you? What if you really bullied others first, how can she fight back reasonably?" Xia Baowei said very impartially.

"That's a long story..." Zhan Yuhu raised his head and looked at the sky.

He lowered his voice, and said with a lyrical tone and delicate brushstrokes: "The style of Europa is always different from that of the Central Plains. It was a season when the frosty leaves were blooming like fire, and the purple-blue irises were like prom girls. The charming skirt blooms, and the bard tastes the wine and plays romantic poems..."

"Stop! Skip the meaningless description of the environment, we don't want to hear this!" Xia Badao hurriedly stopped Zhan Yuhu's meaningless watering.

"What about characters! What about events! What about conflicts!" He frowned happily and dissatisfied, "If you were going to be a storyteller, you would have starved to death!"

"I understand the truth, but I'm laying the groundwork. Do you understand the foreshadowing? The development of the plot behind is very exciting!" Zhan Yuhu emphasized repeatedly, "I won't exaggerate the atmosphere. Understand the psychological state and emotional state of the character at that time, as well as the struggle and hardship of the character in a foreign country! I am not only telling a story, but also depicting a work of art, okay?"

"But we audiences don't want to see you talking about so many descriptions of the environment, please hurry up and get into the plot! Don't show off your bad writing skills! Be concise!" Xia Buddy shook his head and said, "If it were me, I would use a simple sentence Summarize the environment."

"Europa, autumn, the season when irises are in full bloom. Then the plot will unfold immediately, causing conflicts and quickly capturing the readers' attention." Xia Baohao said.

"That's so stupid! My story is not a story told by a teahouse storyteller! I mean it can be read by people who understand me! I don't tell stories for money! I don't need to cater to the market!" Zhan Yuhu looked up stubbornly. At first, there was inexplicable persistence in this regard.

The focus of the debate between the two seems to be getting more and more crooked.

Happily eating melon seeds, she asked, "Then how long are you going to lay the groundwork for?"

"Not too much, just 10,000+ words. First lay out tens of thousands of words about the customs and customs of Europa, and then describe the protagonist of tens of thousands of words, that is, me, appearance, family background, and the cause and effect of Europa from it. , that is to say, you have the feeling of being there, is there any reason?"

"And then?" Xia Baobao became a little impatient.

"I will use tens of thousands of words to describe the scene before I met her, the dim tavern, the exquisite wooden table, the muddy path outside the window, the material, style, and temperament of each passer-by's clothes, so detailed that even the year of the wine in the wine cabinet is different. Incomparably precise, what is required is a refined one! Highlight a unique, full of cultural and philosophical connotations.”

"All in all, I just can't be like Xiaobaiwen. I'm Zhan Yuhu. Telling a story has to be different. I think my story can even be written into a book, and it will definitely be famous forever and shock the literary world!"

"It's time to break up, let's go our separate ways." Before Zhan Yuhu could finish speaking, Xia Buddy and Gao Xing both stood up, yawning and looking tired.

Listening to him babbling a lot of nonsense makes people sleepy.

"Don't go!" Zhan Yuhu was in a hurry, and stretched out five fingers to keep them.

"Use one sentence to summarize the cause and effect, or you will shut up!" Xia Buddy gave him a hard look.

"Ah..." Zhan Yuhu took a long breath, "She was framed and murdered in Europa. I solved the case and cleared her up. She thanked me for inviting me to dinner. She was offended."

"That's the end of it." Xia Buddy and Gao Xing sat back down again.

"What is her identity, who did you criticize sharply, and what did you say that made her bear grudges?" Gao Xing asked.

"She...appears to be the lady of an official family who came to Europa to travel, but in fact she is the daughter of the Saint Thief, nicknamed the Flying Chinchilla, Baishuangyu."

"I didn't know who she was at that time. When I mentioned the background of my God's Catchment, I naturally said a thief. Brave bandits who dare not show their faces, the whole family is full of big mice and little mice, one day when I return to the Central Plains, I will definitely bring the robbers to justice!"

Xia Bad and Gao Xing looked at each other.

With an extremely tacit understanding, they said in unison: "Then your enmity is indeed a bit big!"

　It somewhat imitates the writing style of a sitcom like Wulin Gaiden.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)