Chapter 31 Are You Serious?
"You want to learn martial arts, that's not okay. I accept you as an apprentice to let you indulge in medical skills and relieve my worries. Besides, you are sixteen, and the best time to practice martial arts has passed, unless the talent is amazing. , otherwise, if you practice hard in this life until you die, you will only be at the Dragon Gate Realm."

Xia Baobao didn't like being happy and acting like a baby, so he directly refused.

Gao Xing's eyes widened, showing a confused expression, "Master, what is Longmen Realm?"

"The Zhenshan disciples of the famous sect are the Longmen Realm." Xia Buoyao said.

"So powerful!" Gao Xing's eyes sparkled, "Zhenshan disciple, this title is amazing!"

However, Zhan Yuhu hastily added, "The disciple of Zhenshan that your master talks about is in charge of guarding the gate, so he is named Domineering, but in fact he has no status."

I lost interest in an instant when I was happy, and I have practiced martial arts all my life, and I have only reached the level of the gatekeeper. It is better to lie flat and continue to study medicine.

"My dear student, stay at home and buy snacks for you when I come back for the teacher." Xia Buddy patted the happy little head very thoughtfully, as if coaxing the child.

Then he nodded with Zhan Yuhu, and the two jumped onto the eaves together, with a posture as graceful as a crane, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"It's great to know martial arts, hum!" Happy pursed her mouth, before Xia Buddy didn't perform martial arts in front of her, she hadn't thought about it yet, but now she felt a kind of itch to scratch her heart, envious and jealous.

"The little dwarf also wants to fly around, how fun." She imitated Xia Badao's action just now, and jumped up suddenly, but nothing happened.

Alas, give up.

"What, you want to practice martial arts? Let me help you."

A familiar yet unfamiliar woman suddenly rang.

Who is speaking?

Happy to look around, there is no one else in the whole hospital?
She scratched her head, maybe she heard it wrong.

And the voice just now seemed to echo directly in his mind.

She waited for a while, but the voice did not appear again, she thought, maybe she was hallucinating.

……

……

"I want to teach you the skill of capturing and capturing, which is called "Eighteen Styles of Youlong and Phoenix."

Beside a secluded small lake, Xia Buddy teaches martial arts to Zhan Yuhu.

"The name of this martial art doesn't sound very serious?" Zhan Yuhu frowned. He looked at Xia Baobao repeatedly, thinking that this person wouldn't give him strange martial arts, right?
"You're right. There is no such thing as righteousness or indecency in martial arts in this world. Only talents can distinguish between righteousness and indecency. As long as you uphold righteousness in your heart and prevent all evils from invading, even if you perform evil methods, you will still be an upright gentleman and a hero."

Xia Bad refutes Zhan Yuhu's idea.

"Teach me, I'm too narrow-minded." Zhan Yuhu bowed and clasped his fists, thinking that the bridegroom He deserves to be the chief assassin of Fenghua Xueyue Palace, with superb and powerful martial arts, and martial arts are beyond the usual distinction between good and evil.

Then Xia Buddy performed the eighteen moves of playing dragon and phoenix in front of him.

The so-called capture technique is naturally aimed at capturing the enemy and defending against thieves. It is a powerful control move in close combat. trace.

As soon as Xia Buddy used it casually, he saw that he seemed to have grown seven or eight arms, waved his hands, and transformed into afterimages, and in an instant, he hit Zhan Yuhu all over his body.

"These eighteen moves have many tricks and are both offensive and defensive. As long as Bai Shuangyu competes with you in close quarters, you can easily capture it."

"Awesome!" Zhan Yuhu gave a thumbs up, "Do you have formulas?"

"That's for sure. I'll give it to you later. First, you can break it down with me. First, you'll be familiar with the moves, and then you'll understand the mentality. This way, you'll be able to learn quickly." When he came out, his fingertips curled up slightly, as if he was holding something in his hand.

Zhan Yuhu immediately followed suit.

"The first form: the jade girl undresses!"

"Wait! You are really serious about playing with the dragon and playing with the phoenix!" Zhan Yuhu felt a certain shock in his heart.

"It's small, the pattern is small. The name of the move is just a name. I call it Jade Girl Undressing, but you can call him evil! Why bother with these details." Xia Badao shook his head, and continued to make moves. Yuhu remembered his posture.

"Come and practice with me, one two three four, two two three four, three two three four, do it again."

Xia Baobao watched Zhan Yuhu's movements, and nodded with a smile, "The talent is good, so let's explain the next move."

"Second Form: Longyou Twin Peaks!"

"Damn—!" Zhan Yuhu couldn't hold back completely, and his eyes on Xia Baobao became more and more subtle.

"Where did you learn this weird martial art?"

"Bucai has read all the world's martial arts secret books since I was a child. I know a thing or two about any martial art." Xia Budiao said modestly.

As a martial arts genius trained by the leader of Fenghua Xueyue Palace, Xia Buddy was indeed required to study martial arts from an early age. Even if he didn't need it, it would be easier to kill and defeat the enemy when performing tasks.

"The third type: Immortal Cave Exploration!"

Zhan Yuhu: "..."

He was too lazy to complain anymore, anyway, as long as he could deal with Bai Shuangyu, it didn't matter what the name of this capture technique was.

The eighteen moves of playing dragon and phoenix are not very difficult for Zhan Yuhu, and he became very familiar with them in a short while.

"Bai Shuangyu is a Snitch, and his lightness kung fu is excellent. There is no way you can compare him to his lightness kungfu, and normal lightness kung fu is very time-consuming to practice, so the lightness kung fu I teach you is essentially a technique to instantly strengthen the explosive power of the leg muscles."

"Name: Pill Qi Acceleration."

Xia Buddy talked about it, teaching him the lightness kung fu that he created when he was six years old.

"Dan Qi?" Zhan Yuhu was puzzled.

"That's right. This light work is driven by the dantian true qi. It is condensed and compressed in the body, and released instantly. It converts the inner energy of the zhenqi into kinetic energy and works on the legs, so it is called Danqi acceleration."

"But the disadvantage is that it takes time to accumulate pill energy before continuing to use it. However, as long as you continue to practice, the side effects will become less and less severe."

Zhan Yuhu nodded, thinking that although the names of the exercises Xia Badao taught him were all strange, they were extremely targeted!
As expected of you, congratulations to the groom!

"By the way, there is one more thing to remind you. When the pill qi accelerates, white exhaust gas will be emitted continuously from the acupoints of your legs, which looks like a fart."

Xia Bad added.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Zhan Yuhu hesitated. After using this broken kung fu technique, he still wants to lose face!

"It's not really farting." Xia Baoyi shrugged, because this special effect that resembled farting could not be improved, so he didn't use this trick since he was ten years old.

"Can you change the trick?" Zhan Yuhu asked with trembling lips.

"This trick can be done quickly, but others can't. If you are willing to be humiliated and ridiculed by Bai Shuangyu every day from now on, it's not impossible to change it." Xia Baobao said.

"Then let's do this!" Zhan Yuhu gritted his teeth, his facial features were distorted, and his expression seemed to be a big intestine.

(End of this chapter)

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