prince dragging princess

"Brother~ I'm full! Put away the bowl!" I stroked my butt's belly and hit my brother's head with my chopsticks.

"Were you a landlady in your previous life?" The old man grabbed the restless chopsticks on his head and said to me viciously, "I really don't know why I want to be your brother who can't do any housework!"

"Then treat it as something you owed me in your previous life, and go wash the dishes." I picked my teeth with a toothpick.

"Hmph! Landlady!"

There was the sound of washing dishes in the kitchen, and the back of my brother in an apron was shaking from time to time. He is still a cute boy who can do housework~ Whoever wants to be my sister-in-law will be happy...

"Brother~ I'll go out for a while!"

"What are you going to do?" The sound of washing dishes stopped immediately, and was replaced by the roar of the old man.

"My cosmetics are gone, I'm going to buy them, are you going?"

"No! I don't have as much leisure as you."

"Then goodbye~"

The air at night is so fresh!It’s so comfortable without glasses~ I still like myself without makeup!I was walking alone on the street, alas~ the girl was shopping alone, how sad... In this city, I don't even have a friend like this, Xiaoya~~ My life is so miserable!

"I want this, this, and this!" Looking at the pile of cosmetics, my saliva almost flowed out, wow~!There are so many limited editions out!

"Miss is very good at picking cosmetics ~ these colors are very suitable for you, but..."

"But what? These are not for sale, right?" Don't do it~ I finally got my fancy!

"That's not it, it's just, I think...the powder of this color is not suitable for you, your skin is very fair, why do you buy this black powder?" This salesperson is amazing!I saw the flaws in my shopping at once.

"Huh?... This one~ I bought this for my friend, she likes retro clothes."

"That's it, miss, the total here is 956 yuan, do you pay by card or cash?"

"Swipe the card." My monthly money~ You just left me like this...

"Thank you for your patronage!"

"..."

I was on the way home with big bags and small bags, thinking about how to spend this month... My money~ Can you drop some from the sky, at worst, I will be hit on the head by you...

"Stinky boy! Get the money quickly, or you will die!"

"Leave far away!"

"You're quite arrogant! Brothers, smash him!"

It seems that someone is beating someone in the alley?Hate!This is my only way!It's not good where you hit people, but here, I don't want to take a half-hour turn to go home!

"Hey! Can you beat people in another place?"

"Little sister, don't worry about adults and children~" Ugh~```The words of a person twice my size really make my stomach sour.

"Then uncle! I must take care of it?"

"Then die with him! Even fight her!"

"Yes!"

A few people with hair like chicken feathers surrounded me, shit!Do you think I'm a bully?Even you guys can't clean me up. I haven't practiced for nothing in the past few years? !Look at my 'Autumn Wind Sweeping the Fallen Leaves', I kicked a few chicken feathers to the ground, and then look at my 'A River of Spring Water Flows Eastward'!

"Just wait and see! Let's go!" I wondered why everyone who couldn't win had to say this before leaving?And it's pretty much the same.

"Hey, are you still alive?" Looking at the 'corpse' on the ground, I kicked lightly.

"..." Without speaking, I squatted on the ground, turned him over with my hand, and took a closer look. This person looks familiar~ It's that gay!Damn, you also have this time, and you still smell like alcohol, so disgusting!If it weren't for my kindness, you would be sleeping in the open!Remember, you owe me this love!

"It's so heavy~, it looks thin, why is it so heavy on the back?" I carried him to a hotel, exhausted me, and I must make him lose weight in the future!

"Security, carry him into the room." Relaxed... What kind of eyes do those people have?Have you ever seen a woman send a drunk man to a hotel?He...they don't think I'm going to do it with him, do they?What a great injustice~ Can you be more pure-hearted?Don't think about everything in that direction!

Just like that, I was sent into the room with that kind of vision, what is wrong with the world?Is it a crime to love too much?It makes me angry to see the bastard sleeping comfortably in bed!

"Mom...don't leave me...I'll be good...don't go..." What is he talking about?Is his mother gone?I slowly approached him.

This kid is still cuter when he is asleep, at least he won't be so cold... It looks like this kid is quite handsome.His eyelashes are so long~ his mouth is still sexy~, and there are still tears on his eyes... He, is he crying? !How could this happen, he actually cried... It turns out that he also has a fragile side...

I gently closed the door and left a note at the service desk.

idiot gay:

Your sleeping portrait is really cute~ It makes me want to commit a crime... Hehe~ You should remember it well~ You owe me this, and I will come to ask you to pay it back when I have time!

your beautiful benefactor

The next day... the basketball club...

"Jingyi, why haven't you changed your clothes? Don't you change your clothes every day? Could it be..."

"Shut up! If you talk too much, I'll kill you!" Jing Yi interrupted Haohao.

"Ah! You have a lipstick in your pocket!" Haohao exclaimed as if he had discovered a new world, and the whole basketball club looked in their direction.

It's my limited edition!God~ Did I accidentally forget it there yesterday?what to do?very expensive……

"Jing Yi has a girlfriend! Doesn't he?" Haohao shouted fearlessly.

"You're going to die!" I seemed to see Jingyi's face...a little flushed...haha~ I'm ashamed, but I still want my limited edition~ I don't have money to buy again...Woo~~