prince dragging princess

"Xue, how can you call Fei Yujun 'little devil'? He will be angry!" Xiaoya tugged at the corner of my clothes.

"Feiyu? It's a good name!"

"...Now is not the time to talk about this. Although Fei Yu is only 14 years old, he is very powerful!"

"What's so great about a kid?"

"He is a genius! He is proficient in everything! His prizes can fill a room." Xiaoya said with bright eyes.

"Cut! No matter how genius you are, you're still a brat! You're home!" Still a genius?Didn't I just call you a brat?Still so angry!

……

"Brother! I'm back. What are we going to eat today?" I threw away my schoolbag as usual, leaned back on the sofa, and yelled towards the kitchen.

"Sister..." Brother's voice came like a ghost.

"You... what are you doing? You've hit the devil?" You actually called me a girl?What nerve?

"Brother, please, go out to eat!" The old man said with a mournful face.

"Why? Didn't you cook?"

"This..." The old man said hesitantly while rubbing the corners of the apron with his fingers. I always thought that this move was only for girls like Xiaoya. I didn't expect that the old man would use this move, but this movement, this demeanor... ...It was as disgusting as it could be!Think about it, a person who is more than 1.8 meters tall, wearing an apron, poses this pose to you... vomit~

"What is this? Say it!"

"My friend is coming to the house... seems to be living here..."

"You promised?"

"..."

"Go to hell!! Where will I go when they come? Are you still my brother? Am I still your own sister?! What do you think? Let me tell you! Don't even talk about doors, there are no windows!" I was so mad!This idiot who values ​​friends over sisters!

"I... I'll give you 500 yuan, okay?" Seeing my brother stretch out five fingers, I shook my head resolutely.

"1000!"

"700!"

"900!"

"800!"

"850!"

"make a deal!"

Just like that, I sold it to my brother for 850 yuan for one night... Sigh~ Why is my life so miserable?It took me half an hour to pretend!

"Yu, what are you going to do?"

"To kill her!"

"I support you! That ugly girl made me miserable! You... that is... a beauty!!" I was brought back to reality by a breathless voice.

Haohao?How did you meet them at the entrance of the alley?I'm too far behind, right?

"you……"

"You don't remember me? Last time at "Not a Bar"..."

"Stop! I remember." I quickly interrupted his speech.

"Woman! That means you still remember how you messed with me back then, you're going to die today!" the arrogant man said through gritted teeth, hum!I haven't debited your old account yet, do you remember mine?Do you know that the monthly payment was deducted because of you?What kind of dog p manager do you want to be!

"I'm dead? You're dead! Damn! It's you, I told you not to quarrel and you still quarreled! If it weren't for you, I would be deducted monthly money? I would just watch that pair of hairpins being bought by someone else! Didn’t settle accounts with you?! Die gay!”

"You...!" I feel much better seeing this arrogant madman~

I didn't shake him off and continued walking, when suddenly a slender 'claw' appeared in front of me.

"What do you want to do?" It was the little p kid.

"You are very annoying, bullying brother Jingyi." The little P boy said more than me.

"Little devil! Children don't care about adults' affairs! Go home and eat your candy!" I pushed him away and continued walking, bad luck!Another 'claw' appeared!

"What do you want to do again?" I resisted the urge to swear.

"I just want your phone number, home address, school..."

Snapped!

I slapped his hand blocking me.

"Mother, I am sincerely sorry for my mother's displeasure!" After finishing speaking, I continued to leave.

"Hey! What do you mean?" Haohao scratched his head and said.

"Go back and ask your Chinese teacher!"

"Chinese teacher?"

"Puff! Hehe```hahaha!!" The angel who had been silent all this time suddenly started laughing.

"Hey! Su Jingtang, what are you laughing at?" The kid asked puzzled, is this also called a genius?Can't even understand human speech?

"Try using classical Chinese to translate!" Angel kindly reminded him.

"Classical Chinese? Mother's, sincerity and mother's displeasure... Damn, I'm so f*cking upset!"

"Why are you cursing people?" Haohao said dissatisfied.

"No! What that woman said was 'Damn, I'm so fucking upset', you can translate it yourself!"

"...Really!" Hao Hao suddenly realized that he thumped his palm with his fist.

"Stop arguing, Bai Xuan is still waiting for us, as for that woman... she will really be screwed next time!" The egomaniac came to the final conclusion.

"How did you know her?" the little ghost asked.

"Let me tell you~ last time we..."

I was dying of laughter standing around the corner listening to their conversation, how can these people be such idiots?A single essay in classical Chinese can make them forget about chasing me!

I really don't know whether to call them stupid or to say that they have a strong thirst for knowledge?