Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 12 Online dating choose me I am the sweetest
Chapter 12 Online dating choose me I am the sweetest
The water friends observed this "Donghai Hou Longtao" for a while, and then agreed that this kid is definitely a boring type.
In terms of appearance, this Xiao Hou is definitely not as good as Xiao Cai who relied on his appearance just now, but he is still pretty.
When speaking, he speaks softly, giving people a feeling like a soft girl.
"Wow, such a shy little brother, I love it!"
"Little brother, do you still need a boyfriend? Can I add you to Qiuqiu?"
"Choose me for online dating, I'm the sweetest, after cheating feelings and cheating money!"
"It's terrible that you old men are yelling at a little brother!"
"It's just online dating, why restrict gender so much?"
"It's over, the Taoist priest's live broadcast room has also been invaded by perverts from the Douhu platform!"
Lu Heng glanced behind the barrage, and asked with a smile: "I don't know what Hou Xiaoyou wants to calculate?"
"Should I do the math first like Xiaoyou Cai before?"
Hearing this, Xiao Hou shook his head immediately.
"Master Daoist, I actually came from Ah Hu's side."
"Whether it's Ah Hu from before or Brother Cai just now, I've watched them all."
"I have no doubts about your fortune-telling ability."
"So don't bother you to help me figure it out!"
Xiao Hou replied shyly.
Children can be taught!
Lu Heng's eyes showed appreciation.
If the fortune-telling friends in the future are all counted as Xiaohou, then wouldn't he save a lot of 3 days of life?
Thinking of this, he found this Xiao Hou more and more pleasing to the eye.
"The little friend wants to calculate..."
he asked again.
"Master Daoist, I would like to ask you to calculate the marriage for me."
When "marriage" was mentioned, Xiao Hou's face turned reddish, and his expression was shy.
Then, he said again: "Master Dao, I have a girlfriend who has been dating the Internet for nearly five years."
"Although in reality, we haven't met yet, but we have already made a private appointment for life."
"Just wait until she convinces her parents to come to the city where I am, and we will go to get married and get a certificate."
"Today, I am honored to ask the Taoist priest to help me tell my fortune. I just want to calculate the future between me and her..."
After Xiaohou finished speaking, there was a storm in the live broadcast room.
"Guys, online dating is unreliable, it's better to break up quickly!"
"Xiao Hou, why are you so overwhelmed? Come to the Taoist priest for a fortune-telling, what if you find out that the other party is married?"
"Isn't it better to be married?"
"Damn it, I'm getting excited!"
"Made, thief Cao is to die!"
"Damn it, people will marry someone else when they know you like a wife!"
"Little brother, listen to my elder brother's persuasion, online dating is not reliable in the first place, and you haven't seen each other for five years, there are nine out of ten you are liars!"
"I also feel like a liar, maybe the opposite is a 40-year-old man who picks his feet."
Although these water friends dislike him, Xiaohou still has no intention of breaking up.
With a smile on his face, he said confidently: "Everyone misunderstood, the relationship between me and her is not what everyone imagined."
"Although we haven't met online, she often chats with me and sends me photos every once in a while."
"Even her aunt and uncle who came to travel live with me temporarily."
"With these two relatives around, how could she be a liar?"
After Xiao Hou explained it again, everyone became quieter.
"It turns out that I met relatives, so there is some guarantee."
"I'm afraid that if she takes care of her relatives here, she will break up when she turns around over there."
"I still don't think it's guaranteed. I haven't seen each other for five years. It's outrageous!"
"If you want me to say, Xiaohou, you might as well fly directly to the woman's city and meet her."
"That's right, that's right, take the initiative to tell the reason, don't let the woman lead you by the nose."
Except for some who insisted that the woman is a liar, other water friends offered advice one after another.
"Since my friend wants to count the marriage in the future, let's start now!"
As Lu Heng said, he summoned the Destiny System in his heart.
"System, check this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
With his determination, everything about Xiao Hou's future unfolded before his eyes like a movie.
After watching Xiaohou's future, Lu Heng became numb.
What the hell!
What the hell!
What the hell!
In one day, three times in a row!
This person who came to him online to tell his fortune, Du Nima is a talent!
In fact, it is not uncommon for online dating to be cheated.
For example, a certain Emperor Sakikawa, known as the "Godfather of Online Love", was cheated of 8000 yuan because of online love, and was still standing at Shuangliu Airport in Chengdu all night.
But Xiaohou's online dating process of being cheated is actually outrageous, his mother opened the door for outrageous...
Outrageous home!
Lu Heng glanced at Xiao Hou, the silly boy still had a sweet face, as if he was waiting for his blessing.
Based on Xiao Hou's expectations for online dating, I am afraid that even if he exposes the other party now, it may not be able to make Xiao Hou wake up.
Therefore, this matter needs to be persuaded slowly, and the truth cannot be revealed in a hurry.
After sorting out his thoughts for a while, Lu Heng said slowly, "Xiaoyou Hou, Pindao, I believe everyone is very curious about your online dating process."
"I wonder if you can tell us what happened?"
"It's okay, Daoist!"
When Xiaohou heard this, he didn't think too deeply, and simply nodded.
Afterwards, he recounted the online dating story between himself and his girlfriend in detail.
"My acquaintance with her is purely a coincidence!"
"When I was a sophomore in college, my roommate and I made an appointment to go to Chengdu for fun."
"But my roommate couldn't continue to travel because of a temporary incident at home, so I had to go alone."
"I'm a southerner, and I seldom go out of the province. I even study in the province."
"The trip to Rongcheng was the first time I traveled far away. Maybe because I was too nervous at the time, I forgot to do a travel guide."
"I didn't remember this incident until I arrived in Rongcheng, and I hurriedly asked for help on Weibo."
"It was at this time that I met her, and she helped me make a complete travel guide for Chengdu."
"She told me that although she is not a native of Rongcheng, she often travels here, so she is very familiar with this place."
"According to the strategy she made, I had a great time playing, so I added her WeChat."
"During the chat, I found out that I was actually playing the same game as her, and since then, I have often duo with her."
"After a long time, I found that we hit it off very well, and there are always endless topics to talk about."
"Gradually, the relationship between us became closer and closer, until the day before I graduated from university, I took the initiative to confess my love to her, and she also agreed to be my girlfriend..."
After telling the whole story, Xiao Hou still had a sweet smile on his face.
Seeing this, Lu Heng couldn't help curling his lips.
Little brother, the water of online dating is too deep, you can't grasp it!
(End of this chapter)
The water friends observed this "Donghai Hou Longtao" for a while, and then agreed that this kid is definitely a boring type.
In terms of appearance, this Xiao Hou is definitely not as good as Xiao Cai who relied on his appearance just now, but he is still pretty.
When speaking, he speaks softly, giving people a feeling like a soft girl.
"Wow, such a shy little brother, I love it!"
"Little brother, do you still need a boyfriend? Can I add you to Qiuqiu?"
"Choose me for online dating, I'm the sweetest, after cheating feelings and cheating money!"
"It's terrible that you old men are yelling at a little brother!"
"It's just online dating, why restrict gender so much?"
"It's over, the Taoist priest's live broadcast room has also been invaded by perverts from the Douhu platform!"
Lu Heng glanced behind the barrage, and asked with a smile: "I don't know what Hou Xiaoyou wants to calculate?"
"Should I do the math first like Xiaoyou Cai before?"
Hearing this, Xiao Hou shook his head immediately.
"Master Daoist, I actually came from Ah Hu's side."
"Whether it's Ah Hu from before or Brother Cai just now, I've watched them all."
"I have no doubts about your fortune-telling ability."
"So don't bother you to help me figure it out!"
Xiao Hou replied shyly.
Children can be taught!
Lu Heng's eyes showed appreciation.
If the fortune-telling friends in the future are all counted as Xiaohou, then wouldn't he save a lot of 3 days of life?
Thinking of this, he found this Xiao Hou more and more pleasing to the eye.
"The little friend wants to calculate..."
he asked again.
"Master Daoist, I would like to ask you to calculate the marriage for me."
When "marriage" was mentioned, Xiao Hou's face turned reddish, and his expression was shy.
Then, he said again: "Master Dao, I have a girlfriend who has been dating the Internet for nearly five years."
"Although in reality, we haven't met yet, but we have already made a private appointment for life."
"Just wait until she convinces her parents to come to the city where I am, and we will go to get married and get a certificate."
"Today, I am honored to ask the Taoist priest to help me tell my fortune. I just want to calculate the future between me and her..."
After Xiaohou finished speaking, there was a storm in the live broadcast room.
"Guys, online dating is unreliable, it's better to break up quickly!"
"Xiao Hou, why are you so overwhelmed? Come to the Taoist priest for a fortune-telling, what if you find out that the other party is married?"
"Isn't it better to be married?"
"Damn it, I'm getting excited!"
"Made, thief Cao is to die!"
"Damn it, people will marry someone else when they know you like a wife!"
"Little brother, listen to my elder brother's persuasion, online dating is not reliable in the first place, and you haven't seen each other for five years, there are nine out of ten you are liars!"
"I also feel like a liar, maybe the opposite is a 40-year-old man who picks his feet."
Although these water friends dislike him, Xiaohou still has no intention of breaking up.
With a smile on his face, he said confidently: "Everyone misunderstood, the relationship between me and her is not what everyone imagined."
"Although we haven't met online, she often chats with me and sends me photos every once in a while."
"Even her aunt and uncle who came to travel live with me temporarily."
"With these two relatives around, how could she be a liar?"
After Xiao Hou explained it again, everyone became quieter.
"It turns out that I met relatives, so there is some guarantee."
"I'm afraid that if she takes care of her relatives here, she will break up when she turns around over there."
"I still don't think it's guaranteed. I haven't seen each other for five years. It's outrageous!"
"If you want me to say, Xiaohou, you might as well fly directly to the woman's city and meet her."
"That's right, that's right, take the initiative to tell the reason, don't let the woman lead you by the nose."
Except for some who insisted that the woman is a liar, other water friends offered advice one after another.
"Since my friend wants to count the marriage in the future, let's start now!"
As Lu Heng said, he summoned the Destiny System in his heart.
"System, check this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
With his determination, everything about Xiao Hou's future unfolded before his eyes like a movie.
After watching Xiaohou's future, Lu Heng became numb.
What the hell!
What the hell!
What the hell!
In one day, three times in a row!
This person who came to him online to tell his fortune, Du Nima is a talent!
In fact, it is not uncommon for online dating to be cheated.
For example, a certain Emperor Sakikawa, known as the "Godfather of Online Love", was cheated of 8000 yuan because of online love, and was still standing at Shuangliu Airport in Chengdu all night.
But Xiaohou's online dating process of being cheated is actually outrageous, his mother opened the door for outrageous...
Outrageous home!
Lu Heng glanced at Xiao Hou, the silly boy still had a sweet face, as if he was waiting for his blessing.
Based on Xiao Hou's expectations for online dating, I am afraid that even if he exposes the other party now, it may not be able to make Xiao Hou wake up.
Therefore, this matter needs to be persuaded slowly, and the truth cannot be revealed in a hurry.
After sorting out his thoughts for a while, Lu Heng said slowly, "Xiaoyou Hou, Pindao, I believe everyone is very curious about your online dating process."
"I wonder if you can tell us what happened?"
"It's okay, Daoist!"
When Xiaohou heard this, he didn't think too deeply, and simply nodded.
Afterwards, he recounted the online dating story between himself and his girlfriend in detail.
"My acquaintance with her is purely a coincidence!"
"When I was a sophomore in college, my roommate and I made an appointment to go to Chengdu for fun."
"But my roommate couldn't continue to travel because of a temporary incident at home, so I had to go alone."
"I'm a southerner, and I seldom go out of the province. I even study in the province."
"The trip to Rongcheng was the first time I traveled far away. Maybe because I was too nervous at the time, I forgot to do a travel guide."
"I didn't remember this incident until I arrived in Rongcheng, and I hurriedly asked for help on Weibo."
"It was at this time that I met her, and she helped me make a complete travel guide for Chengdu."
"She told me that although she is not a native of Rongcheng, she often travels here, so she is very familiar with this place."
"According to the strategy she made, I had a great time playing, so I added her WeChat."
"During the chat, I found out that I was actually playing the same game as her, and since then, I have often duo with her."
"After a long time, I found that we hit it off very well, and there are always endless topics to talk about."
"Gradually, the relationship between us became closer and closer, until the day before I graduated from university, I took the initiative to confess my love to her, and she also agreed to be my girlfriend..."
After telling the whole story, Xiao Hou still had a sweet smile on his face.
Seeing this, Lu Heng couldn't help curling his lips.
Little brother, the water of online dating is too deep, you can't grasp it!
(End of this chapter)
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