Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 14 Daoist, I'm going to call the police right now

Seeing Xiaohou's disapproving look, Lu Heng was numb.

Silly, he has seen it.

Licking a dog, he has seen it too.

But it was the first time he had seen such a silly licking dog.

Little brother, you have been to college anyway, so quickly turn your rusty mind and think carefully about what is going on.

"Hou Xiaoyou, if Pindao's calculation is correct, you have paid the other party a total of 27 in the past three years, right?"

"This 27 is not a small number, how can it be said that there is no loss?"

Lu Heng said helplessly.

The water friends were also speechless.

This young man doesn't look like a fool, why is he so stubborn that he can't turn this corner?

"Brother, I call you brother, your brain is really different from normal people!"

"Xiaohou, when I say you are heartless, it is an insult to the word 'heartless'."

"They have lied to you for 27 yuan, why are you still acting like a normal person?"

"Fuck, have you got a brain? I'm so angry that I want to smash the computer screen."

"Hurry up and call the police, what are you still doing?"

"Don't be silly, which serious girl hasn't seen each other for five years?"

"That's right, not only do we not meet each other, but I also care about asking for money. If this is not a liar, I will cut off my ass and make you a masturbation cup!"

"I...I still don't want to believe..."

Although Xiao Hou's face turned pale, he still shook his head resolutely.

Obviously, he didn't hit the south wall, and he wasn't going to turn back.

Lu Heng held his forehead speechlessly.

Once this person takes the horns, it's simply too scary!

A person like this must make you slam into the south wall so hard that your head will bleed.

Let it know how sinister this society is!

Thinking of this, Lu Heng stopped beating around the bush and asked directly: "Let me ask you, the other party's aunt and uncle who live in your house, shouldn't be at home now?"

"Ok!"

Xiao Hou nodded, and said truthfully: "Every day after dinner, they all go out for a walk, and they don't come back until an hour later."

Lu Heng said again: "I wonder if Xiaoyou Hou is still willing to believe in the poor?"

"Daozhang, your fortune-telling is so accurate, I am naturally willing to believe it."

Xiaohou replied with a smile.

Willing to believe a fart!

I said that your online dating girlfriend is a liar, do you believe it?
When Lu Heng heard this, he couldn't help complaining in his heart.

Then, he said with a blank expression: "Hou Xiaoyou, can you please install the camera in your house in the next room?"

Next room?

Is that the room of my aunt and uncle?

Xiao Hou was stunned for a while, then wondered: "Master Daoist, it doesn't seem right to install cameras in other people's rooms?"

"Is that someone else's room?"

"Isn't this your own house?"

"If you trust me, do as I tell you."

Lu Heng could not doubt it.

"Then... that's fine."

After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Hou finally nodded in agreement.

Following Lu Heng's instructions, he installed the camera in his house next door.

Under Lu Heng's instructions, he simply made some disguises.

"Master, what shall I do next?"

Xiao Hou asked aloud.

"Wait for your girlfriend's aunt and uncle to come back."

Lu Heng replied lightly.

About ten minutes later, my aunt and uncle who had gone out for a walk to digest food finally came back.

Before Xiao Hou could speak, Lu Heng said directly: "Now go out, send prestige videos to your online dating girlfriend, and talk about your usual topics."

Xiao Hou has a somewhat submissive character.

Your persuasive words may not be effective, but serious orders are very effective.

Xiao Hou hurriedly picked up his mobile phone, greeted his aunt and uncle, and left the house.

After finding an empty corner, he followed what Lu Heng said, and sent a video invitation to his online dating girlfriend.

Soon, his video invitation was rejected, but his online dating girlfriend gave him a word back.

"I'm eating, you can make a video in 5 minutes!"

"it is good!"

Xiao Hou smiled with satisfaction.

He was unwilling to believe that such a well-behaved girlfriend could be a liar.

After waiting for 5 minutes, Xiaohou resent the video invitation.

This time, the video invitation was accepted directly, and a girl with long hair appeared on the phone screen.

After the two had chatted sweetly for a while, Xiao Hou hung up the video with some unfinished business.

After returning to the live broadcast room, he smiled and said, "Master Dao, my girlfriend is still as cute as before."

Licking dogs are not allowed in the HOUSE!

Lu Heng curled his lips and said, "You can go home now."

"Oh."

Xiaohou didn't know what was going on, but he turned around and went back home without asking any further questions.

Lu Heng said again: "Go adjust the surveillance video, and then let us all see it!"

Xiaohou nodded, turned on the computer, and found the surveillance video stored in the hard disk.

As a result, after watching the video, not only Xiao Hou was dumbfounded, but also all the water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Fuck! Xiaohou's online dating girlfriend is actually an aunt?"

"What kind of sorcery is this? Why do you look like a girl in her twenties after putting on makeup?"

"Makeup + beauty, the magic of magic, I am convinced!"

"Hahaha, I guessed it right! Xiaohou's girlfriend is a married woman, no... a married aunt!"

"Looking at the aunt acting like a baby, I'm so sick!"

"Fuck, it's not just Xiao Hou who was cheated! There are other guys who were cheated by aunt too."

"If this aunt is 20 years younger, she must be the queen of the sea?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooboyfriend?

In the surveillance video, when Xiao Hou sent a video invitation to his online dating girlfriend, "aunt"'s cell phone rang suddenly.

Immediately afterwards, "aunt" hung up the video, and with the help of "uncle", she began to put on makeup.

Then, there was a video call between "Auntie" and Xiao Hou, and the coy look made people get goosebumps.

After finishing with Xiao Hou, "Auntie" started video calling with other people...

Obviously, "aunt" and "uncle" are a pair of liars.

The two of them have already lied to such a silly dog ​​like Xiao Hou.

After this blow, Xiao Hou's eyes were dull and his expression was lonely.

His so-called love turned out to be nothing more than a deception.

The sincere feelings I gave were also trampled and played with at will.

At this moment, the honest man was angry!

"Daozhang, I'm going to call the police!"

This sentence, Xiao Hou almost said it through gritted teeth.

After finishing speaking, he hung up Lianmai directly, presumably to call the police.

The water friends are sobbing.

"I can understand Xiaohou's feelings. If it were me, I would probably collapse after knowing that my online dating partner is an aunt."

"I think aunt is okay, at least after putting on makeup, she still has a bit of beauty."

"Fuck, brother, your taste is a bit strong!"

"Anyway, it's the same when the lights are turned off. Maybe aunt is more considerate?"

"Haha, online dating with aunts is better than online dating with picky guys, right? You have to think of the best in everything."

"You guys are really not picky eaters, I'm convinced!"

"Only people like you are worthy of eating soft rice, meat and vegetables are not taboo!"

(End of this chapter)