Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 147 Sorry, I Don't Have This Ability!

"However, just three days ago, when I went downstairs to walk the big oranges and was about to lose weight for them, because I forgot to bring my mobile phone, I temporarily tied them to the side of the road."

"But when I came back, I found that the leash for walking the cat had been cut!"

"My two big oranges are gone, and someone stole them!"

As she said that, Situ Jingya gritted her teeth, obviously hating the person who stole the orange cat very much.

"Daozhang, I came to ask you to tell your fortune tonight, just to ask you to help me figure out which wicked guy actually stole my big orange!"

Situ Jingya finally said.

Lu Heng nodded slightly after listening.

These situations, he had already seen when he calculated the past for the other party.

However, his destiny system can only count the past and future of mankind.

You count him as two orange cats?

Sorry, I don't have the ability!

So, he shook his head and refused, "Little friend Situ, please forgive me for my lack of ability."

"If you let Pindao calculate people's past and future, it's nothing to worry about."

"It's a pity that this is a cat, a dog, or other creatures, and there is nothing the poor can do."

When Situ Jingya heard this, she couldn't help frowning her eyebrows.

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room also began to send barrage.

"The Daoist is specialized in fortune-telling, you want him to count cats, how funny?"

"That's right, when will this cat be on an equal footing with humans?"

"Hush... Keep your voice down! Cat slaves don't want to hear this!"

"In that case, the Taoist priest is not omniscient!"

"Brother, has your forehead been kicked by a donkey? If the Taoist priest knows everything, he will become a god!"

"The Taoist priest should add one more rule, that is, only people are counted, not cats or dogs."

"Although I also like cats, how do you count two cats? Do you have a registered permanent residence? Do you have an ID card?"

"Miss, although you look very pretty, I still want to say, please don't waste social resources, okay?"

"Everyone is waiting for fortune-telling, how lucky you are to come to count cats?"

"If cats can count, can they also count ants?"

"That's okay? Then help me count the HIV in my body!"

"Fuck! Stay away from me!"

Just now, the LSPs were yelling at each other with joy.

But now, many water friends turned their guns and began to question Situ Jingya.

It's no wonder that this is the case, Taoist priests have always been considered "human beings".

But you suddenly came to count "cat", what does this mean?
Kick the hall?Or demolition?
"Situ, let's forget it!"

"It was my negligence before. I forgot that the Taoist priest was really just telling people's fortunes during the live broadcast."

"And there is also a rule in the live broadcast room. If you don't tell the fortune yourself, you need to show the fortune teller's name and birth time."

"It's really not good for us to tell the fortune of two cats..."

Seeing the aggressiveness of these barrages, the long-legged girl hurriedly spoke up, signaling her best friend not to forget about it.

No matter how stupid and dull she was, she realized that she was a little outraged now.

After all, everyone tells people's fortunes, but you somehow want to count two cats, which is really unreasonable.

Listening to her best friend's words, and looking at the barrage, Situ Jingya couldn't help showing a hint of hesitation on her face.

Seems to be thinking, should I continue?

At the same time, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in Lu Heng's mind.

He was acutely aware of a problem.

Those are the two orange cats that Situ Jingya picked up. In fact, they have appeared before, and they are not so-called stray cats!
After thinking of this, he immediately called out the Destiny System.

"System, query this person's future information!"

[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】

The system sound immediately rang in my ears.

"Yes!"

With his determination, the established future about Situ Jingya was immediately staged before his eyes.

After reading it, Lu Heng knew it all.

Sure enough!

"I'm sorry, Daoist, I went too far!"

"I'm here to apologize to the priest and the water friends, I'm sorry everyone!"

After Situ Jingya hesitated for a moment, she finally chose to give up.

She apologized to everyone sincerely, and then she was about to hang up Lianmai.

But at this moment, Lu Heng suddenly said: "Little friend, wait a minute!"

Situ Jingya stopped her movements subconsciously, and asked doubtfully, "Master Daoist, is there anything else you can do?"

"Little friend Situ, Pindao wants to ask you a question!"

Lu Heng smiled and said, "My little friend, when you picked up those two orange cats, didn't you think they looked familiar?"

"This one……"

Situ Jingya was taken aback when she heard the words.

She turned her head and looked at her best friend, both of them looked puzzled.

"Master, what do you mean by that?"

"Why do we think they look familiar?"

The long-legged beauty couldn't help asking.

"Pindao means that before picking up cats, you are sure they are stray cats?"

Lu Heng asked from a different angle.

Situ Jingya frowned slightly, trying to remember something.

It's a pity that after working hard for a long time, I still couldn't remember anything.

She said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Daoist, I don't have a very good memory, I really don't remember..."

Before she finished speaking, the best friend at the side suddenly said, "I...I remembered!"

"Situ, do you still remember that when we picked up the big orange, we went to the pet hospital for an examination?"

"Didn't the handsome doctor say something at that time, saying that our two big oranges have been vaccinated and neutered, and they don't look like ordinary stray cats!"

The long-legged beauty said excitedly.

"It seems that there is such a thing!"

After being reminded by her best friend, Situ Jingya also remembered something.

"You still care about the prestige of that handsome doctor."

"It turned out that not only did he have a girlfriend, but he was also engaged..."

She subconsciously added another sentence.

"What are you talking about!"

When the long-legged beauty heard the words, her face flushed instantly, and she pinched Situ Jingya's ears without any hassle.

"Misremember... misremember..."

"I misremembered, it's the prestige I want..."

Situ Jingya hurriedly begged for mercy.

Watching two beauties frolicking, it's really special!
Lu Heng replied with a smile: "That veterinarian is right!"

"The two orange cats you adopted are not stray cats!"

His previous brainstorm had just discovered this.

Those two orange cats actually have owners, they are not stray cats at all.

And Situ Jingya and her best friend had also seen those two orange cats several times in their community.

But every time the two sides met, they just passed by.

Under such circumstances, it is indeed a bit difficult to recall.

"Not a stray cat?"

Situ Jingya and the long-legged beauty looked at each other when they heard the words, and there was great surprise in each other's eyes.

(End of this chapter)