Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 170

5 minutes is up very quickly.

"The time has come, everyone no longer needs to send gifts!"

Lu Heng yelled to stop, and then said: "Let's draw two lucky water friends for tonight."

After speaking, he clicked on the lucky draw option in the live broadcast room.

In the blink of an eye, the two lucky water friends tonight have been drawn out.

Lu Heng glanced at the names of these two people, and said with a smile: "Let's congratulate 'Pu Ju Nu Wen Shou' and 'Boxing Champion Zhou Xiaolin' for being lucky water friends tonight!"

"We're going to invite the first lucky water friend—'Chu Ju Nu Wen Shou'!"

When Lu Heng pronounced this name, the entire live broadcast room was instantly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

"In our live broadcast room, everyone is really talented, and the names are higher than the ones."

"Dare to ask, brother, what does your hand smell like now?"

"Brother, it's okay to pick and pick at ordinary times, but you can't pick when it's rare!"

"Remind again, don't lick after picking!"

"Brother, after you smell it, do you have the urge to lick it?"

"I'm convinced, when the Taoist priest pronounces your messy names, aren't you afraid of death?"

"I don't have to worry about three meals a day, and I eat old eight's secret hamburgers every day!"

"Friendship science: feces contain 3-methylindole, scientific name skatole, diluted when applied, take its fresh flower fragrance, it is an important raw material for the preparation of jasmine flower type."

"Shit: Nutrients - none! Main ingredient - water!"

"Banana-shaped poop: indicates intestinal health! Lumpy: it may be inflammation, even cancer! Slimey: intestinal resistance, long-term malnutrition! Watery: a sign of malignant disease, intestinal motility stops, eating directly Expelled! Hard shape: lack of water in the body, intestinal movement is not comfortable! Semi-chain shape: too much water, the intestines cannot fully absorb water..."

"Most important: not recommended for consumption!"

"As far as I know, there are electrolytes on the intestinal wall of the human body, and the stool must be salty. At the same time, the bile turns the stool yellow, so the stool is still very bitter!"

"Cold knowledge: 10% to 20% of feces is fat, and 15% to 20% of instant noodles are also fat!"

"Our live broadcast room is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and the strange knowledge has increased again!"

"So... can shit fit right?"

"Ask, just ask casually, that... can little fairies shit?"

"Yes, it's still rainbow-colored! Manual dog head"

Seeing this group of sand sculpture water friends crooked again, Lu Heng was speechless.

However, he was not idle, and sent a Lianmai invitation to this brave man who wanted to smell the chrysanthemum after picking it.

After a while, Lian Mai's invitation was accepted.

A male youth in his early twenties appeared in the live broadcast.

The youth's thick eyebrows, big eyes and Chinese character face are in line with everyone's aesthetic point of view.

Coupled with his clear and stupid eyes, he looks like a college student who has not been beaten by society.

"Little brother looks handsome, why is he a pervert behind his back?"

"Everyone has two faces! In front of people, I am Tianhai Wu Yanzu, and behind people, I am Tianhai Huang Tuwang!"

"Brother, ask for a yellow map!"

"Please +1 for the yellow map!"

"Judging from his name, this guy should be the sullen type."

"Who cares if he's bored or not, anyway, he's destined to be a victim tonight!"

"Little brother looks good, do you still need a boyfriend?"

"Our family moved to Sydney, Australia last year. Recently, my parents and I have returned to China, but my younger brother still stays there. To be honest, I really miss my younger brother in Sydney now!"

"Why do I feel that this sentence is a bit wrong?"

"I don't know! I don't know! I don't know anything!"

According to the previous practice, the water friends conducted an analysis on the No.1 victim tonight.

It doesn't matter whether everyone's analysis is correct or not.

At least the atmosphere is here!
Here, before Lu Heng could ask, the young man took the initiative to say, "Master Daoist, I've been watching your live broadcast for a long time!"

"I didn't expect that I would still be drawn!"

"Here, I want to say a word to all the water friends, as long as you work hard and persevere, one day you will be as lucky as me!"

After finishing speaking triumphantly, he looked at Lu Heng again, grinned and said, "My surname is Sun, so you can call me Xiao Sun."

"Good evening, Sun Xiaoyou!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then asked: "I don't know what Sun Xiaoyou wants to help you tonight?"

As an old fan in the live broadcast room, Xiao Sun naturally understands the rules.

He didn't talk too much, and said straight to the point: "Master Taoist, to tell you the truth, just three months ago, I met a young, beautiful girl with a great figure on the Internet."

"We've had a lot of fun chatting with each other over the past three months."

"I am very satisfied with her character, three views, attitude towards life and so on."

"Even during this period of time, I have already thought about what the future child of me and her will be called."

"But……"

Speaking of this, Xiao Sun suddenly changed the topic, and then said: "The night before yesterday, she suddenly sent me a prestige message."

"She told me that her mother needed to go to the hospital for surgery because she had stomach cancer."

"Because she is a single-parent family, the savings are not enough to pay for the related surgery expenses."

"So, she wants to borrow some money from me first to make up the surgery fee."

"After her mother has finished the operation, she will slowly return the money to me."

"After listening to the voice message, my head twitched and I transferred 5000 yuan to her."

"But the more I thought about it later, the more I felt something was wrong!"

Xiao Sun said, with an awkward smile on his face.

"I've watched your live broadcast."

"Especially when Xiao Hou was cheated in online dating, I secretly laughed at him several times with my friends."

"But now, why do I feel like I've been cheated in my situation?"

"So, I just want you to help me figure it out, is my online dating girlfriend a liar or not?"

After listening to Xiao Sun's narration, the water friends immediately became excited.

Good guy!
Another online dating guy!
It's nothing more than playing online dating, but you actually put your true feelings into it!

It doesn't matter if you invest in true feelings, but you actually invest real money in it!

You are not deceived, who is deceived?

"Sure enough, another brand new victim!"

"The poor monk calculated, young man, you have indeed been deceived!"

"Online marriages lead by a thread, and there are young men on both sides!"

"Your beloved, she may be picking her feet and smelling her smell at this moment!"

"Isn't that just right? Picking the chrysanthemum here and picking the foot there, a match made in heaven!"

"I support this marriage!"

"Although the little brother is a bit stupid, he reacted in a timely manner. At least he knows that he has been deceived."

"Are all the boys so stupid nowadays? After chatting for three months, they dare to make money without even seeing each other. If they don't lie to you, who else can they lie to?"

"Those who have met face-to-face may be liars, let alone those who have not met."

"You would rather believe that he is a girl than that I am Qin Shihuang..."

(End of this chapter)