Chapter 192 Matcha Sister
"Cough cough!"

Looking at this group of sand sculpture water friends who are accustomed to crooked buildings, Lu Heng coughed lightly, attracting everyone's attention.

"Good evening, my friends!"

"We're still broadcasting fortune-telling tonight."

"It's still the old rule, draw two lucky water friends..."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all old fans.

As soon as Lu Heng's words fell, everyone began to collect gifts.

Soon, 5 minute is up.

After Lu Heng yelled to stop, he clicked the lottery button.

In the blink of an eye, the two lucky water friends tonight have been drawn out.

After glancing at the two, he smiled and said, "Let's congratulate 'Matcha Sister' and 'Unlucky Bear' for being lucky water friends tonight!"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this, they immediately followed up and started booing.

"Let's congratulate these two lucky water friends who became victims tonight!"

"I'm ready to laugh, but I don't know what hard work these two can give us?"

"Hey! As the Taoist priest's reputation is getting bigger and bigger, there are fewer and fewer water friends who dare to make a living!"

"Family ugliness should not be publicized! Even if you suspect that you are wearing a cuckold, I am afraid that you would not dare to blow yourself up in front of so many people, right?"

"It's normal. After all, at the beginning, everyone didn't know the ability of the Taoist leader, so most of them were just joking."

"Yes, after everyone understands the ability of the old Taoist leader, if they don't restrain themselves, won't they become the laughing stock of the Internet?"

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"Don't worry, it doesn't matter whether you have the courage to work hard or not, anyway, the victims drawn by the priest will bring us happiness in the end!"

"Brothers and sisters, I feel a little depressed recently! I found out that my son is probably the son of my wife's ex-boyfriend."

"Damn it! I said just now that there is no self-explosive truck, isn't it here?"

"Really? Brother, don't make the brothers happy!"

"More than half a month ago, I heard my wife's voice, asking my son to call another person Dad. And that person is my wife's ex-boyfriend."

"Go for a paternity test to see if it's your own. If not, then leave."

"Even if it's my own, I still have to get a divorce! My wife always thinks about outsiders, who can bear that?"

"I really don't want to do a paternity test, for fear of hurting the feelings of the two of them. And her ex-boyfriend, I actually know him, is barely a friend of mine. He often comes to patronize the business in my store. When playing cards, he always Lose money to me."

"No, brother, you don't leave this? Do you have some kind of hat habit?"

"I've been thinking recently, if it's true, this family may be gone. But if you turn a blind eye, then you can take his money, sleep with his wife, and hit him son. After all, it seems to be a good deal!"

"Brother, you live a life so transparent!"

"It's so cool! But it feels like one by one... jokes."

"The appetizers are finished, and now I announce... tonight's fun conference will officially begin!"

Lu Heng looked at the barrage on the screen, speechless.

These sand sculpture water friends, chatting and chatting, can always go astray.

"Let's welcome our first lucky water friend tonight—Sister Matcha!"

After finishing speaking, he sent an invitation to Lianmai to this "Matcha Sister".

After a while, Lian Mai's invitation was accepted.

With the slight shaking of the screen, a girl with long black and straight hair appeared in the live broadcast room.

The girl's face is immature, and she seems to be less than 20 years old.

A head of jet-black long hair hangs down on her shoulders like a waterfall, her face has a bit of baby fat, her facial features are exquisite, her eyes are deep and bright, and her smile is as warm as a spring breeze.

At first glance, although it is not amazing, it is very comfortable.

"Daozhang, good evening!"

"I really didn't expect to be drawn!"

The girl smiled sweetly, revealing two dimples.

She pressed her chest lightly with both hands, with excitement and excitement in her eyes.

It's like those groupies meeting their idols.

This scene immediately caused the LSPs in the live broadcast room to howl like wolves, and the mode of calling their wives was activated again.

"After 25 years of waiting, I finally see you! Please allow me to call you... Wife!"

"Aren't you cheap? Can you stop calling my girlfriend wife, thank you!"

"Daughter-in-law, I am a stranger to you, a husband who has never met!"

"I was walking on the road with a bag of oysters. As I walked, the bag of oysters broke and the oysters fell into the mud. It turns out that this is why oysters like mud..."

"It fell into the soil. Could it be oyster soil?"

"Little sister, why do you have a dark seal? Why don't you leave a contact information and let me calculate it for you."

"Forget it, the abacus beads hit my face!"

"It's very early, I want to spit crazy words, look at IP, I'm afraid of losing face and deducting big points, making the temperature so hot in the sky on the [-]th and cold in the winter in the extreme north. I'm even more afraid of high admission scores and thousands of students. Hope, then stop, but the heart is unwilling."

"Hmph! Just start to cool down, let me let you go!"

"You old bastards are too disgusting, aren't you? But I also like girls like this, please give me Jihui!"

"Miss Sister, the first time I saw you, I couldn't help falling in love!"

"Fuck! Every time a beautiful woman appears, you fall in love, why didn't you drown?"

Lu Heng responded with a smile: "Little friend, you are fine at night!"

"I don't know what my little friend wants to count tonight?"

When Sister Matcha heard this, a faint blush instantly spread on that baby-fat face.

It makes her look even cuter.

It also made the old color critics water friends start beating their chests and stamping their feet.

A girl blushed suddenly, and she knew what was going on after thinking about it!
Sure enough, Sister Matcha said shyly, "Master Daoist, I would like to invite you to help calculate the marriage tonight."

As she said that, she slightly lowered her flushed face, and whispered: "I just graduated from high school this year and was admitted to a university of my choice."

"On the first day of school, I accidentally lost my phone and I was crying."

"But not long after, a junior senior came over and said that he found my mobile phone in the cafeteria."

"Senior, although he is not handsome, he is very manly, but he is also very gentle and considerate."

"I wanted to invite him to a meal to express my gratitude, but unfortunately he declined."

"I feel that he fits my boyfriend's requirements very well, so I try to actively pursue him."

"It didn't take long for me to add his prestige."

"We chatted very happily with each other, and we hit it off very well. At the same time, he was also very considerate and cared about me all the time."

"I don't know why, but in reality, there is always a strange sense of strangeness and alienation between him and me..."

(End of this chapter)

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