Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 195 The Unlucky Bear
Chapter 195 The Unlucky Bear
At this moment, all the water friends are quite embarrassed.
When Sister Matcha was telling stories just now, they either just wanted to call their wives, or they just waited to have fun.
Not many people actually listened.
Therefore, when Lu Heng asked everyone to think about it carefully, no one could remember what Sister Matcha said.
I just vaguely remember that everyone complained about the junior senior.
But it turned out that that buddy was just a scapegoat.
Even qualified people who eat melons can't do it!
Lu Heng shook his head with a helpless expression.
He had no choice but to help everyone remember: "Do you still remember that after the matcha boy fell in love with that senior, he was too shy to ask for a prestige signal directly from him."
"So, she asked a high school classmate to help."
"Her high school classmate had the same hobbies as that senior, so they quickly became friends."
"Little friend Matcha also successfully got the senior's prestige signal from his high school classmates."
"Now everyone should be able to guess the identity of this liar, right?"
To be honest, this high school classmate of Sister Matcha's ability to deceive is not weaker than the previous fat black Li Hui.
However, Li Hui, the black fat man, cast a wide net to catch more fish.
He doesn't discriminate against anyone who takes the bait, no matter you are male, female, old or young, you can still be deceived.
And this high school classmate was specifically deceiving Sister Matcha.
This deception lasted for more than a year!
Otherwise, this person is also a talent.
For more than a year, I didn't wear any clothes at all.
During this period of time, as the junior senior, he and Sister Matcha became lovers.
Not only did he get money from Sister Matcha, but he also cheated a lot of private house photos.
It's that kind of photo, everyone knows it!
Later, he was unwilling to just be an online couple with Sister Matcha.
So, he used those private photos to start threatening Sister Matcha...
Afterwards, what Lu Heng saw were some episodes of life that made people feel depressed and uncomfortable.
This is why Lu Heng thinks that Sister Matcha's future life will be as bitter as her screen name.
After the mystery was revealed, the water friends suddenly realized.
"Fuck! It turns out that this liar is Sister Matcha's high school classmate!!"
"It's hard to guard against! It's hard to guard against!"
"Made, this man is too hateful! He dared to deceive my wife's feelings!"
"It is estimated that when Sister Matcha asked for help, this kid had an idea, so he came here and changed his position."
"Fortunately, matcha was drawn by the priest tonight, otherwise, with her love brain, it is estimated that she would not be able to see through the scam at all."
"This kid has bad intentions, he must be trying to cheat!"
"Indeed! If you're cheating money, you'll lose a little money, so it's easy to deal with. I'm afraid that kid will use shady tricks to deceive people, money and sex!"
"Fortunately, he is still my wife's high school classmate, but I didn't expect him to be an out-and-out scum!"
"Hehe! Think about it carefully, as a high school classmate, that kid must know Sister Matcha's character very well, otherwise, how could he succeed so easily?"
"Even if you call the police in this situation, it's not easy to deal with, right?"
"Damn it, that kid is really cheap!"
Everyone hates liars.
As for a liar who deceives an ignorant girl like this, everyone can't wait to give him a complete set of ten tortures.
"Okay, let's come to an end about the matcha friend."
"Now we invite the second lucky water friend tonight—the unlucky bear!"
As Lu Heng said, he sent an invitation to Lianmai to the other party.
After a while, a young man in his early 30s with gold-rimmed eyes appeared in the live broadcast room.
The young man's appearance is not considered handsome, but he has a good temperament, gentle and refined.
"Daozhang, hello!"
There was a bit of melancholy on the young man's face.
After Lianmai succeeded, he forced a smile and greeted Lu Heng.
"Little friend, good evening!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then asked: "I don't know how to call you?"
"Master Daoist, my surname is Xiong."
"You can just call me Bear."
The young man replied politely.
While the two were talking, the water friends started a discussion habitually.
"Little bear, this name doesn't seem very good!"
"It should be called Big Bear!"
"No, no, it's better to call it 'You Rong'."
"The mountains are not high, but there are fairies and spirits! Bears are not big, as long as you can see them!"
"What's so nice about a bear?"
"Are pandas ugly? Are pandas ugly? Are pandas ugly? The important thing is emphasized three times!"
"Nominate the red panda, small and cute."
"Little Bear is super cute!"
"I don't agree, the albino tiger is cuter."
"I still like to eat steamed buns."
"I really want to open your minds and see what's inside? I just gave you a name, why do you think of so many things?"
"Brother Xiong has such a melancholy face, could it be that his wife cheated? His girlfriend cheated? His fiancée turned into a female ghost?"
"What's so scary about female ghosts?"
"As long as you have the courage, the female ghost will take maternity leave! As long as you are skilled, the female ghost can become a torturer!"
"In ancient times, there was Xu Xian, the hero of the reckless, and Dong Yong, the real man of Shangxian, but now there are also undead knights!"
Lu Heng ignored these nonsense water friends.
He looked at the little bear on the screen, and asked with a smile, "I wonder what little friend Xiong wants to do tonight?"
"Ugh!"
Hearing Lu Heng's question, Little Bear sighed heavily.
He slowly explained: "Master Dao, I'm already married, and my two twin sons are already over one year old."
"My youngest son's health is not very good. Some time ago, because of a cold, he accidentally turned into pneumonia."
"During that time, I was by his side all the time, and I was unwilling to leave him for a moment."
"But as we get along longer, I find that he doesn't look like me."
"About this, my family has also mentioned it, but I didn't care."
"But during these days of taking care of my youngest son, I am getting more and more confused."
"I myself have a square face, and my eldest son has a square face, but the younger son has a round face."
"I myself have single eyelids, and my elder son also has single eyelids, but my younger son has beautiful double eyelids."
"As I thought about it more, my mind became more confused, and then I remembered the blood types of my two sons."
"My blood type is AB, my elder son is type A, but my younger son is type O..."
"In the past few days, I have been telling myself not to think about it, but I still can't control myself. The more I think about it, the more I think about it, the more chaotic I am."
"I really want to do a paternity test, but I'm afraid of hurting my wife's feelings."
"Tonight, I am very lucky to be selected by you, Daoist, so I would like to ask you to help me figure out whether my youngest son is my child or not?"
(End of this chapter)
At this moment, all the water friends are quite embarrassed.
When Sister Matcha was telling stories just now, they either just wanted to call their wives, or they just waited to have fun.
Not many people actually listened.
Therefore, when Lu Heng asked everyone to think about it carefully, no one could remember what Sister Matcha said.
I just vaguely remember that everyone complained about the junior senior.
But it turned out that that buddy was just a scapegoat.
Even qualified people who eat melons can't do it!
Lu Heng shook his head with a helpless expression.
He had no choice but to help everyone remember: "Do you still remember that after the matcha boy fell in love with that senior, he was too shy to ask for a prestige signal directly from him."
"So, she asked a high school classmate to help."
"Her high school classmate had the same hobbies as that senior, so they quickly became friends."
"Little friend Matcha also successfully got the senior's prestige signal from his high school classmates."
"Now everyone should be able to guess the identity of this liar, right?"
To be honest, this high school classmate of Sister Matcha's ability to deceive is not weaker than the previous fat black Li Hui.
However, Li Hui, the black fat man, cast a wide net to catch more fish.
He doesn't discriminate against anyone who takes the bait, no matter you are male, female, old or young, you can still be deceived.
And this high school classmate was specifically deceiving Sister Matcha.
This deception lasted for more than a year!
Otherwise, this person is also a talent.
For more than a year, I didn't wear any clothes at all.
During this period of time, as the junior senior, he and Sister Matcha became lovers.
Not only did he get money from Sister Matcha, but he also cheated a lot of private house photos.
It's that kind of photo, everyone knows it!
Later, he was unwilling to just be an online couple with Sister Matcha.
So, he used those private photos to start threatening Sister Matcha...
Afterwards, what Lu Heng saw were some episodes of life that made people feel depressed and uncomfortable.
This is why Lu Heng thinks that Sister Matcha's future life will be as bitter as her screen name.
After the mystery was revealed, the water friends suddenly realized.
"Fuck! It turns out that this liar is Sister Matcha's high school classmate!!"
"It's hard to guard against! It's hard to guard against!"
"Made, this man is too hateful! He dared to deceive my wife's feelings!"
"It is estimated that when Sister Matcha asked for help, this kid had an idea, so he came here and changed his position."
"Fortunately, matcha was drawn by the priest tonight, otherwise, with her love brain, it is estimated that she would not be able to see through the scam at all."
"This kid has bad intentions, he must be trying to cheat!"
"Indeed! If you're cheating money, you'll lose a little money, so it's easy to deal with. I'm afraid that kid will use shady tricks to deceive people, money and sex!"
"Fortunately, he is still my wife's high school classmate, but I didn't expect him to be an out-and-out scum!"
"Hehe! Think about it carefully, as a high school classmate, that kid must know Sister Matcha's character very well, otherwise, how could he succeed so easily?"
"Even if you call the police in this situation, it's not easy to deal with, right?"
"Damn it, that kid is really cheap!"
Everyone hates liars.
As for a liar who deceives an ignorant girl like this, everyone can't wait to give him a complete set of ten tortures.
"Okay, let's come to an end about the matcha friend."
"Now we invite the second lucky water friend tonight—the unlucky bear!"
As Lu Heng said, he sent an invitation to Lianmai to the other party.
After a while, a young man in his early 30s with gold-rimmed eyes appeared in the live broadcast room.
The young man's appearance is not considered handsome, but he has a good temperament, gentle and refined.
"Daozhang, hello!"
There was a bit of melancholy on the young man's face.
After Lianmai succeeded, he forced a smile and greeted Lu Heng.
"Little friend, good evening!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then asked: "I don't know how to call you?"
"Master Daoist, my surname is Xiong."
"You can just call me Bear."
The young man replied politely.
While the two were talking, the water friends started a discussion habitually.
"Little bear, this name doesn't seem very good!"
"It should be called Big Bear!"
"No, no, it's better to call it 'You Rong'."
"The mountains are not high, but there are fairies and spirits! Bears are not big, as long as you can see them!"
"What's so nice about a bear?"
"Are pandas ugly? Are pandas ugly? Are pandas ugly? The important thing is emphasized three times!"
"Nominate the red panda, small and cute."
"Little Bear is super cute!"
"I don't agree, the albino tiger is cuter."
"I still like to eat steamed buns."
"I really want to open your minds and see what's inside? I just gave you a name, why do you think of so many things?"
"Brother Xiong has such a melancholy face, could it be that his wife cheated? His girlfriend cheated? His fiancée turned into a female ghost?"
"What's so scary about female ghosts?"
"As long as you have the courage, the female ghost will take maternity leave! As long as you are skilled, the female ghost can become a torturer!"
"In ancient times, there was Xu Xian, the hero of the reckless, and Dong Yong, the real man of Shangxian, but now there are also undead knights!"
Lu Heng ignored these nonsense water friends.
He looked at the little bear on the screen, and asked with a smile, "I wonder what little friend Xiong wants to do tonight?"
"Ugh!"
Hearing Lu Heng's question, Little Bear sighed heavily.
He slowly explained: "Master Dao, I'm already married, and my two twin sons are already over one year old."
"My youngest son's health is not very good. Some time ago, because of a cold, he accidentally turned into pneumonia."
"During that time, I was by his side all the time, and I was unwilling to leave him for a moment."
"But as we get along longer, I find that he doesn't look like me."
"About this, my family has also mentioned it, but I didn't care."
"But during these days of taking care of my youngest son, I am getting more and more confused."
"I myself have a square face, and my eldest son has a square face, but the younger son has a round face."
"I myself have single eyelids, and my elder son also has single eyelids, but my younger son has beautiful double eyelids."
"As I thought about it more, my mind became more confused, and then I remembered the blood types of my two sons."
"My blood type is AB, my elder son is type A, but my younger son is type O..."
"In the past few days, I have been telling myself not to think about it, but I still can't control myself. The more I think about it, the more I think about it, the more chaotic I am."
"I really want to do a paternity test, but I'm afraid of hurting my wife's feelings."
"Tonight, I am very lucky to be selected by you, Daoist, so I would like to ask you to help me figure out whether my youngest son is my child or not?"
(End of this chapter)
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