Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 203 Air Force Commander
Chapter 203 Air Force Commander
"Junior brother, you don't have to be afraid, your second senior brother is with me for everything!"
After talking happily with Zhao Jinde and the three, Yang Qingshu agreed to the invitation of the three and decided to join the Lijia Village expedition.
Seeing that Lu Heng had remained silent all this time, he thought the little junior was scared, so he patted his chest to assure him.
Lu Heng was naturally speechless.
What is he afraid of?
It's not bad if he doesn't pretend to scare others, but who can scare him?
"All right, all right, tomorrow is up to you, Commander of the Air Force!"
Lu Heng replied perfunctorily.
Just now, while Yang Qingshu and Zhao Jinde were talking, he checked the situation of the second senior brother online.
I don't know if I don't check it, I laugh to death when I check it.
He thought that this "Outdoor Dayang" was broadcasting some outdoor activities, but it turned out that he was simply broadcasting fishing!
It may be because of bad luck, when "Outdoor Dayang" fished in the wild, ten out of ten times he returned empty-handed.
Therefore, "Outdoor Dayang" got the nickname of "Air Force Commander".
Fans even made up a joke for him.
[Commander Yang is the only one who drives big and wears a suit to fish.
He is tall and fat, with a greasy face and often has a wretched smile.
When he talks to people, he is always full of words such as "broken mouth, rinse bait, bright nest, fog nest", which makes people half understand.
Because he loves fishing and is often in the air force, others gave him the nickname "Air Force Commander" in a word he didn't understand.
As soon as Commander Yang arrived in the live broadcast room, all the fans looked at him and laughed.
Some shouted, "Commander of the Air Force, I heard that you are in the Air Force again!"
He didn't answer, and said to himself, "There must be no air force today."
The fans yelled loudly again on purpose, "You must have exploded again!"
Commander Yang opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you insulting people's innocence out of thin air..."
"What innocence? I saw you in the live broadcast the day before yesterday. When you lifted the pole with the wrong strength, it caused the pole to explode."
Commander Yang blushed, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out, arguing, "The pole is too brittle... how can it be considered explosive? Anyone who can fish has exploded!"
A series of incomprehensible words, such as "competitive fish farming" and "middle-level running fish", caused everyone to laugh, and the store was filled with a happy atmosphere. 】
Seeing that his nickname was exposed, Yang Qingshu pretended to be annoyed and said, "How can I be in the air force?"
"As a fisherman, no matter where I go, I abide by the principle of not taking the air force route. If I can't get herring, I will get grass carp!"
"If you can't get grass carp, get carp; if you can't get carp, get crucian carp; if you can't get crucian carp, get squid!"
"If you can't get pouty mouth, get white strips, if you can't get white stripes, get river prawns, if you can't get river prawns, get snails..."
"If I'm still in the Air Force, I'll secretly fish for white chains. If I can't get white chains, I'll get dogs. If I don't have dogs, I'll steal chickens!"
"If you don't have any, then pull out the radishes, cut the leeks, pick cucumbers, and peppers..."
"I am proficient in rock poles, hand poles, sea poles, and lures. I set off 10 minutes after the call. I am strong and can fight for 7 days and 7 nights."
"From making nests, making bait, and making thread groups, to digging earthworms, carrying fish, and diving into the bottom, everything can be done."
"Friends who do not support fishing have severed ties, wives who do not support fishing have divorced, children who do not support fishing have given away!"
"Rain or shine, we are here at any time!"
After listening, Lu Heng couldn't help giving a thumbs up.
Good guy!
This is really a house built by the sea-the waves hit home!
……
The next morning.
Lu Heng just woke up from his practice when he heard Yang Qingshu's knock on the door.
"Junior brother, it's time to go out and prepare things!"
Yang Qingshu shouted while knocking on the door.
"understood!"
Lu Heng replied helplessly.
He reckoned that his second senior brother, if not bound by the family business, would have gone out to be some kind of adventure anchor.
After the two brothers and sisters had breakfast, they met Zhao Jinde and the other three again.
Both of them are newcomers when it comes to outdoor adventures.
Therefore, Zhao Jinde must be consulted on what tools and equipment need to be prepared.
This time, we will go deep into the Ming and Qing Mountains to explore Lijia Village, which may last three to four days.
So there are more things to prepare.
After tossing all morning, I finally got all the equipment and tools.
At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, a group of five people took Zhao Jinde's off-road vehicle, left Wulin City, and drove towards Mingqing Mountain.
Mingqing Mountain is not close to the urban area, and it took a full three hours on the road before arriving at the foot of Mingqing Mountain.
"Brother Yang, we now have a satellite map. Finding Lijia Village should be easier than the previous adventure anchors."
After getting off the car, Zhao Jinde said to Yang Qingshu while observing the surrounding situation.
"My brother and I are both doing outdoor adventures for the first time, so we don't have much experience."
"So next, I will ask you, Brother Zhao."
Yang Qingshu said politely.
"Brother Yang is too polite."
Zhao Jinde smiled heartily and nodded.
After these words, it was confirmed that he was the core of this temporary expedition team.
To be honest, at first he invited Yang Qingshu to join because he liked that the other party was a local and had a good popularity on the Kuaiyin platform.
He thought that a big anchor like Yang Qingshu would do something.
For this reason, he even made preparations for patience in advance.
But after getting along for half a day, he found that he was a little judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.
Yang Qingshu's character is very forthright and straightforward.
His worries are completely unnecessary.
After the two parties finished speaking, they started the live broadcast one after another.
Soon, the popularity of Yang Qingshu's live broadcast room rose.
"Commander Yang, where are you planning to go fishing again today?"
"I suggest the commander go to the aquarium, there are a lot of fish!"
"Then it's better to go to a restaurant, choose the one you like, and eat the one you choose!"
"A fisherman will never fly!"
"Commander Yang's abilities: making nests with the human body, training venomous snakes, skin color competition, bold ideas..."
"What's wrong with the situation today? There seems to be a big mountain behind Driver Yang?"
"Commander Yang, who is that little brother beside you?"
"Fuck, I just noticed that there is a handsome young man next to the commander!"
Seeing the barrage of fans, Yang Qingshu coughed hard.
Afterwards, he said loudly: "Brothers and sisters, let's not go fishing today, let's change the show!"
"The content of this program is... outdoor adventure!"
"Besides my younger brother, there are also three well-known anchors on our platform who are going on an outdoor adventure with me..."
With that said, Yang Qingshu introduced Zhao Jinde and the other three on the side.
And the three of Zhao Jinde did the same, and introduced Yang Qingshu to each other.
The four anchors acted together, it was a big job!
(End of this chapter)
"Junior brother, you don't have to be afraid, your second senior brother is with me for everything!"
After talking happily with Zhao Jinde and the three, Yang Qingshu agreed to the invitation of the three and decided to join the Lijia Village expedition.
Seeing that Lu Heng had remained silent all this time, he thought the little junior was scared, so he patted his chest to assure him.
Lu Heng was naturally speechless.
What is he afraid of?
It's not bad if he doesn't pretend to scare others, but who can scare him?
"All right, all right, tomorrow is up to you, Commander of the Air Force!"
Lu Heng replied perfunctorily.
Just now, while Yang Qingshu and Zhao Jinde were talking, he checked the situation of the second senior brother online.
I don't know if I don't check it, I laugh to death when I check it.
He thought that this "Outdoor Dayang" was broadcasting some outdoor activities, but it turned out that he was simply broadcasting fishing!
It may be because of bad luck, when "Outdoor Dayang" fished in the wild, ten out of ten times he returned empty-handed.
Therefore, "Outdoor Dayang" got the nickname of "Air Force Commander".
Fans even made up a joke for him.
[Commander Yang is the only one who drives big and wears a suit to fish.
He is tall and fat, with a greasy face and often has a wretched smile.
When he talks to people, he is always full of words such as "broken mouth, rinse bait, bright nest, fog nest", which makes people half understand.
Because he loves fishing and is often in the air force, others gave him the nickname "Air Force Commander" in a word he didn't understand.
As soon as Commander Yang arrived in the live broadcast room, all the fans looked at him and laughed.
Some shouted, "Commander of the Air Force, I heard that you are in the Air Force again!"
He didn't answer, and said to himself, "There must be no air force today."
The fans yelled loudly again on purpose, "You must have exploded again!"
Commander Yang opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you insulting people's innocence out of thin air..."
"What innocence? I saw you in the live broadcast the day before yesterday. When you lifted the pole with the wrong strength, it caused the pole to explode."
Commander Yang blushed, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out, arguing, "The pole is too brittle... how can it be considered explosive? Anyone who can fish has exploded!"
A series of incomprehensible words, such as "competitive fish farming" and "middle-level running fish", caused everyone to laugh, and the store was filled with a happy atmosphere. 】
Seeing that his nickname was exposed, Yang Qingshu pretended to be annoyed and said, "How can I be in the air force?"
"As a fisherman, no matter where I go, I abide by the principle of not taking the air force route. If I can't get herring, I will get grass carp!"
"If you can't get grass carp, get carp; if you can't get carp, get crucian carp; if you can't get crucian carp, get squid!"
"If you can't get pouty mouth, get white strips, if you can't get white stripes, get river prawns, if you can't get river prawns, get snails..."
"If I'm still in the Air Force, I'll secretly fish for white chains. If I can't get white chains, I'll get dogs. If I don't have dogs, I'll steal chickens!"
"If you don't have any, then pull out the radishes, cut the leeks, pick cucumbers, and peppers..."
"I am proficient in rock poles, hand poles, sea poles, and lures. I set off 10 minutes after the call. I am strong and can fight for 7 days and 7 nights."
"From making nests, making bait, and making thread groups, to digging earthworms, carrying fish, and diving into the bottom, everything can be done."
"Friends who do not support fishing have severed ties, wives who do not support fishing have divorced, children who do not support fishing have given away!"
"Rain or shine, we are here at any time!"
After listening, Lu Heng couldn't help giving a thumbs up.
Good guy!
This is really a house built by the sea-the waves hit home!
……
The next morning.
Lu Heng just woke up from his practice when he heard Yang Qingshu's knock on the door.
"Junior brother, it's time to go out and prepare things!"
Yang Qingshu shouted while knocking on the door.
"understood!"
Lu Heng replied helplessly.
He reckoned that his second senior brother, if not bound by the family business, would have gone out to be some kind of adventure anchor.
After the two brothers and sisters had breakfast, they met Zhao Jinde and the other three again.
Both of them are newcomers when it comes to outdoor adventures.
Therefore, Zhao Jinde must be consulted on what tools and equipment need to be prepared.
This time, we will go deep into the Ming and Qing Mountains to explore Lijia Village, which may last three to four days.
So there are more things to prepare.
After tossing all morning, I finally got all the equipment and tools.
At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, a group of five people took Zhao Jinde's off-road vehicle, left Wulin City, and drove towards Mingqing Mountain.
Mingqing Mountain is not close to the urban area, and it took a full three hours on the road before arriving at the foot of Mingqing Mountain.
"Brother Yang, we now have a satellite map. Finding Lijia Village should be easier than the previous adventure anchors."
After getting off the car, Zhao Jinde said to Yang Qingshu while observing the surrounding situation.
"My brother and I are both doing outdoor adventures for the first time, so we don't have much experience."
"So next, I will ask you, Brother Zhao."
Yang Qingshu said politely.
"Brother Yang is too polite."
Zhao Jinde smiled heartily and nodded.
After these words, it was confirmed that he was the core of this temporary expedition team.
To be honest, at first he invited Yang Qingshu to join because he liked that the other party was a local and had a good popularity on the Kuaiyin platform.
He thought that a big anchor like Yang Qingshu would do something.
For this reason, he even made preparations for patience in advance.
But after getting along for half a day, he found that he was a little judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.
Yang Qingshu's character is very forthright and straightforward.
His worries are completely unnecessary.
After the two parties finished speaking, they started the live broadcast one after another.
Soon, the popularity of Yang Qingshu's live broadcast room rose.
"Commander Yang, where are you planning to go fishing again today?"
"I suggest the commander go to the aquarium, there are a lot of fish!"
"Then it's better to go to a restaurant, choose the one you like, and eat the one you choose!"
"A fisherman will never fly!"
"Commander Yang's abilities: making nests with the human body, training venomous snakes, skin color competition, bold ideas..."
"What's wrong with the situation today? There seems to be a big mountain behind Driver Yang?"
"Commander Yang, who is that little brother beside you?"
"Fuck, I just noticed that there is a handsome young man next to the commander!"
Seeing the barrage of fans, Yang Qingshu coughed hard.
Afterwards, he said loudly: "Brothers and sisters, let's not go fishing today, let's change the show!"
"The content of this program is... outdoor adventure!"
"Besides my younger brother, there are also three well-known anchors on our platform who are going on an outdoor adventure with me..."
With that said, Yang Qingshu introduced Zhao Jinde and the other three on the side.
And the three of Zhao Jinde did the same, and introduced Yang Qingshu to each other.
The four anchors acted together, it was a big job!
(End of this chapter)
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