Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 21 Spiritual Boy + Will-o'-the-wisp Boy
Chapter 21 Spiritual Boy + Will-o'-the-wisp Boy
"Fortune-telling? So you are a fortune-teller!"
"Before, I entered the live broadcast room when I saw a lot of people. I didn't expect there to be live broadcast fortune-telling here."
"No wonder you're still wearing a Taoist robe!"
Hearing the words, the spiritual boy was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized.
"I don't believe in fate, I believe in 'my fate is up to me'!"
After finishing speaking, he still had a proud expression on his face, and his second degree almost exploded.
"By the way, Daoist, what do you think of my newly bought motorcycle?"
The spirit guy turned his phone around, and a Kawasaki Ninja appeared in the camera.
Then, he got on the motorcycle, squeezed the accelerator a few times, and laughed loudly: "Is he handsome? Is he handsome?"
This scene not only made Lu Heng speechless, but also the water friends.
"Fuck, it turns out that he is not only a spirited guy, but also a ghost boy!"
"Buzz buzz buzz... When the will-o'-the-wisp blares, the parents will be in vain!"
"As soon as the car was turned over and covered, relatives and friends waited for the food. Suona blew firecrackers and dragged them into the crematorium by the way!"
"Made, I'm not here to tell the fortune, what's the trouble here?"
"Hurry up and go home for milk!"
"Young ghost fire boy, don't become a ghost, don't get angry, and pretend to be a boy!"
"Young man, just kill yourself, don't delay the lives of other passers-by!"
"When I saw the highlights of other car accidents, I was distressed and afraid to watch them, but when I watched the highlights of ghost train accidents, I liked watching them for no reason..."
Under the double BUFF of the spirit boy and the ghost fire boy, the water friends output wildly.
"You old antiques should be dragged into the crematorium!"
The spirit guy was not covered either. Not only was he not attacked by the water friends, but he even sparred with everyone.
"Cough cough!"
Lu Heng coughed lightly, and quickly said: "If you don't want to tell your fortune, please disconnect the mic!"
"Who says I'm not lucky?"
The spirited boy raised his eyebrows and said with disdain, "Are you accurate in fortune-telling?"
"If you think you are right, then do the math for me."
"Let me see how powerful you are, otherwise, I will go to the platform to report you for promoting feudal superstition!"
Seeing that the other party questioned his fortune-telling ability, Lu Heng smiled.
"Then please wait a moment, my friend!"
As he spoke, he silently called out the Destiny System in his heart.
"System, check this person's past!"
[System prompt: Inquiring about past information will consume the host's lifespan for three days. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Soon, the past about the spiritual boy appeared before his eyes.
Since the other party had just turned 15 years old, he had finished watching them all within a few minutes.
"Little friend just celebrated his 15th birthday yesterday."
"This motorcycle is your birthday present from your cousin."
Lu Heng said unhurriedly.
"Fuck, you really know how to count?"
The spiritual boy couldn't help showing surprise when he heard this.
But then, he shook his head and denied: "I see, you must have watched my live account."
"The personal information of my live account is all true."
"If you checked the profile, you must know when my birthday is."
"As for my motorcycle, it's a new batch. You can guess it is my birthday present."
Lu Heng smiled lightly, and said unhurriedly: "Please listen slowly, my friend..."
"As for Xiaoyou's mother, she has a beautiful appearance and is known as a flower in the village."
"However, your mother and your father are not first love."
"Your mother fell in love with your cousin in the earliest days, but your cousin had to go to other places to go to university because he was admitted to university."
"And your mother was forced by her family to marry your father."
"Although your father embraced the beauty, he was addicted to alcohol and beat and scolded you and your mother frequently."
"Seven years ago, he died because of drunk driving."
"Your cousin has a successful career. After learning about your mother's experience, he disregarded the dissuasion of his family and directly obtained a marriage certificate with your mother."
"After you got married, your cousin treated you very well, even closer than your own father."
"Although you really wanted to call him 'Daddy', you, who usually have a good face, were afraid of being laughed at by your friends, so you never dared to call him..."
After hearing this, the spirit boy was completely dumbfounded.
This is what he has experienced in the past 15 years!
Whether it's the dead father who was addicted to alcohol, or the uncle who treated him like his own son, it couldn't be truer.
What made him even more ashamed was that the other party could still figure out what was in his mind.
His academic performance is not good, and he often plays with the gangsters outside the school.
After those little bastards knew about his family situation, they all laughed at his mother's disobedience and hooked up with his brother-in-law.
After hearing this, he was very annoyed, but he didn't dare to refute.
This is also the reason why, even though his mother asked him to change his words many times, he never wanted to call him father.
He was afraid of provoking the ridicule of those punks again.
"What you said is all false!"
"Fake! Fake!"
As a face-saving person, the spiritual boy naturally retorted vigorously.
"Ha ha!"
Lu Heng smiled slightly and continued: "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet!"
"What Pindao said just now was about the family background of the little friend."
"Now, Pindao wants to talk about my little friend's personal experience..."
A bad feeling suddenly appeared in the spiritual boy's heart.
But he didn't want to bow his head to the other party, he hesitated to speak several times, but finally he couldn't speak.
Lu Heng naturally took this kid's performance into his eyes, and said with a smile: "Little friend, you haven't been to school much in the past year or so, right?"
"Actually, your brain is pretty smart, but you just can't keep learning."
"Why can't you continue studying? It's because you have a crush on the monitor in your class."
"In order to impress the other party, you often like to confront her and sing the opposite tune."
"For example, the class monitor urges you to study, but you just don't study."
"For example, she told you to stay away from the gangsters outside the school, but you have to bite the bullet and hang out with those gangsters."
"You...don't talk nonsense!"
The spirit boy was exposed to the secret in his heart, his face was flushed, and he hurriedly refuted.
After seeing this scene, the water friends burst into laughter.
"Yo yo, it's really a rebellious period!"
"I laughed so hard, you can really impress the other party like this, and when you mention you, they will be annoyed to death!"
"Little brother, as a former peer, your trick is too outdated!"
"Judging from what the Taoist said just now, you are not a bad boy, cut off contact with those gangsters early, and go back to school!"
"Yeah, while there is still a chance to turn back, hurry up and get back on the right track!"
"At such a young age, he is a rebellious little licking dog, how pitiful!"
"Stop fooling around in society, or you will regret it when you grow up."
"It's too precocious! You had a crush on one in junior high school, so you didn't have several crushes in high school?"
"When other people go to school, they have a crush on school belle or class belle. I'm different. I like the vice principal of our school. He has a gourd figure... tsk tsk..."
"You are really young and mature, right? You have the foundation of being a rich woman since you were a child!"
(End of this chapter)
"Fortune-telling? So you are a fortune-teller!"
"Before, I entered the live broadcast room when I saw a lot of people. I didn't expect there to be live broadcast fortune-telling here."
"No wonder you're still wearing a Taoist robe!"
Hearing the words, the spiritual boy was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized.
"I don't believe in fate, I believe in 'my fate is up to me'!"
After finishing speaking, he still had a proud expression on his face, and his second degree almost exploded.
"By the way, Daoist, what do you think of my newly bought motorcycle?"
The spirit guy turned his phone around, and a Kawasaki Ninja appeared in the camera.
Then, he got on the motorcycle, squeezed the accelerator a few times, and laughed loudly: "Is he handsome? Is he handsome?"
This scene not only made Lu Heng speechless, but also the water friends.
"Fuck, it turns out that he is not only a spirited guy, but also a ghost boy!"
"Buzz buzz buzz... When the will-o'-the-wisp blares, the parents will be in vain!"
"As soon as the car was turned over and covered, relatives and friends waited for the food. Suona blew firecrackers and dragged them into the crematorium by the way!"
"Made, I'm not here to tell the fortune, what's the trouble here?"
"Hurry up and go home for milk!"
"Young ghost fire boy, don't become a ghost, don't get angry, and pretend to be a boy!"
"Young man, just kill yourself, don't delay the lives of other passers-by!"
"When I saw the highlights of other car accidents, I was distressed and afraid to watch them, but when I watched the highlights of ghost train accidents, I liked watching them for no reason..."
Under the double BUFF of the spirit boy and the ghost fire boy, the water friends output wildly.
"You old antiques should be dragged into the crematorium!"
The spirit guy was not covered either. Not only was he not attacked by the water friends, but he even sparred with everyone.
"Cough cough!"
Lu Heng coughed lightly, and quickly said: "If you don't want to tell your fortune, please disconnect the mic!"
"Who says I'm not lucky?"
The spirited boy raised his eyebrows and said with disdain, "Are you accurate in fortune-telling?"
"If you think you are right, then do the math for me."
"Let me see how powerful you are, otherwise, I will go to the platform to report you for promoting feudal superstition!"
Seeing that the other party questioned his fortune-telling ability, Lu Heng smiled.
"Then please wait a moment, my friend!"
As he spoke, he silently called out the Destiny System in his heart.
"System, check this person's past!"
[System prompt: Inquiring about past information will consume the host's lifespan for three days. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Soon, the past about the spiritual boy appeared before his eyes.
Since the other party had just turned 15 years old, he had finished watching them all within a few minutes.
"Little friend just celebrated his 15th birthday yesterday."
"This motorcycle is your birthday present from your cousin."
Lu Heng said unhurriedly.
"Fuck, you really know how to count?"
The spiritual boy couldn't help showing surprise when he heard this.
But then, he shook his head and denied: "I see, you must have watched my live account."
"The personal information of my live account is all true."
"If you checked the profile, you must know when my birthday is."
"As for my motorcycle, it's a new batch. You can guess it is my birthday present."
Lu Heng smiled lightly, and said unhurriedly: "Please listen slowly, my friend..."
"As for Xiaoyou's mother, she has a beautiful appearance and is known as a flower in the village."
"However, your mother and your father are not first love."
"Your mother fell in love with your cousin in the earliest days, but your cousin had to go to other places to go to university because he was admitted to university."
"And your mother was forced by her family to marry your father."
"Although your father embraced the beauty, he was addicted to alcohol and beat and scolded you and your mother frequently."
"Seven years ago, he died because of drunk driving."
"Your cousin has a successful career. After learning about your mother's experience, he disregarded the dissuasion of his family and directly obtained a marriage certificate with your mother."
"After you got married, your cousin treated you very well, even closer than your own father."
"Although you really wanted to call him 'Daddy', you, who usually have a good face, were afraid of being laughed at by your friends, so you never dared to call him..."
After hearing this, the spirit boy was completely dumbfounded.
This is what he has experienced in the past 15 years!
Whether it's the dead father who was addicted to alcohol, or the uncle who treated him like his own son, it couldn't be truer.
What made him even more ashamed was that the other party could still figure out what was in his mind.
His academic performance is not good, and he often plays with the gangsters outside the school.
After those little bastards knew about his family situation, they all laughed at his mother's disobedience and hooked up with his brother-in-law.
After hearing this, he was very annoyed, but he didn't dare to refute.
This is also the reason why, even though his mother asked him to change his words many times, he never wanted to call him father.
He was afraid of provoking the ridicule of those punks again.
"What you said is all false!"
"Fake! Fake!"
As a face-saving person, the spiritual boy naturally retorted vigorously.
"Ha ha!"
Lu Heng smiled slightly and continued: "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet!"
"What Pindao said just now was about the family background of the little friend."
"Now, Pindao wants to talk about my little friend's personal experience..."
A bad feeling suddenly appeared in the spiritual boy's heart.
But he didn't want to bow his head to the other party, he hesitated to speak several times, but finally he couldn't speak.
Lu Heng naturally took this kid's performance into his eyes, and said with a smile: "Little friend, you haven't been to school much in the past year or so, right?"
"Actually, your brain is pretty smart, but you just can't keep learning."
"Why can't you continue studying? It's because you have a crush on the monitor in your class."
"In order to impress the other party, you often like to confront her and sing the opposite tune."
"For example, the class monitor urges you to study, but you just don't study."
"For example, she told you to stay away from the gangsters outside the school, but you have to bite the bullet and hang out with those gangsters."
"You...don't talk nonsense!"
The spirit boy was exposed to the secret in his heart, his face was flushed, and he hurriedly refuted.
After seeing this scene, the water friends burst into laughter.
"Yo yo, it's really a rebellious period!"
"I laughed so hard, you can really impress the other party like this, and when you mention you, they will be annoyed to death!"
"Little brother, as a former peer, your trick is too outdated!"
"Judging from what the Taoist said just now, you are not a bad boy, cut off contact with those gangsters early, and go back to school!"
"Yeah, while there is still a chance to turn back, hurry up and get back on the right track!"
"At such a young age, he is a rebellious little licking dog, how pitiful!"
"Stop fooling around in society, or you will regret it when you grow up."
"It's too precocious! You had a crush on one in junior high school, so you didn't have several crushes in high school?"
"When other people go to school, they have a crush on school belle or class belle. I'm different. I like the vice principal of our school. He has a gourd figure... tsk tsk..."
"You are really young and mature, right? You have the foundation of being a rich woman since you were a child!"
(End of this chapter)
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