Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 270
"Thank you for your attention and support, little friend!"

Lu Heng nodded with a smile, and then asked: "I don't know how to call you?"

"Old Taoist priest, my surname is Qi!"

"You can just call me 'Xiao Qi'."

"Kuding Black Tea" quickly replied.

"Qi Xiaoyou, right?"

"I don't know what the little friend wants to count tonight?"

Lu Heng asked with a smile.

"Daoist, I want you to help me figure out my father!"

Xiao Qi had already figured out what he wanted to be, so when he heard Lu Heng's question, he replied without thinking.

"Daoist, let me introduce you first..."

"This is my mother!"

Xiao Qi pointed to the middle-aged woman next to her, and introduced with a smile.

"Daozhang, hello!"

The middle-aged woman nodded and said hello politely.

Lu Heng nodded slightly, waiting for Xiao Qi's narration.

"Daoist, in fact, I have never believed in things like fortune-telling and Feng Shui."

"I think these things are all feudal dross and deceitful..."

As Xiao Qi was talking, he suddenly remembered that he was asking the Taoist priest for help in fortune-telling.

So he quickly remedied: "Of course, except for you, Daoist!""

"Unlike those liars, you have real skills!"

When Lu Heng heard the words, he smiled lightly and didn't take it seriously.

Xiao Qi went on to say: "But recently, I was suddenly curious, is the so-called feng shui and numerology true?"

"The reason why I am so confused is entirely because of my father's recent series of unfortunate encounters."

"A week ago, our family was having dinner at home. When he was serving soup, the sole of his foot slipped and he twisted his ankle directly."

"Five days ago, when he was taking a shower, the electric water heater suddenly leaked for some reason, which almost gave him an electric shock."

"Three days ago, he and my mother went out for a walk, and the stones thrown by the vehicle smashed his eyes black."

"Just yesterday, when he was out fishing with his friends, he caught a big fish and pulled the fishing rod hard. As a result, the fish was not pulled up, and the fishing rod broke instead. And the broken fishing rod bounced back again. There was a bloodstain on his forehead."

"This morning, he went out to buy breakfast, but accidentally stepped on the stairs. The whole person rolled down from the third floor, and then broke his right calf..."

Having said that, Xiao Qi shook his head helplessly.

"I don't know what the hell is going on."

"Just plain bad luck?"

"Or is it because he provoked something that caused him to be unlucky again and again?"

"So, I would like to ask the Taoist priest to help you do the calculations to find out what happened to my father."

After Xiao Qi finished speaking, he looked at Lu Heng expectantly.

After hearing what happened to Xiaoqi's father, the water friends were all overjoyed.

"Fuck me, why is Xiaoqi's father as unlucky as the previous Ju Huasong?"

"It's far away, okay? How can he be as unlucky as our Ms. Ju?"

"That's right, I'm afraid that if you search all over the Dragon Kingdom, you may not be able to find another one as unlucky as Ju Huasong."

"Haha! I thought that Xiaoqi couldn't keep up with my mother's presence, but I didn't expect that I was still too young!"

"Xiaoqi really didn't do it, because it was his own father who did it!"

"Speaking of unlucky, I was also very unlucky yesterday! When I went to work and took the subway yesterday, I met a beautiful girl and added her prestige. After work, I asked her if she had a boyfriend, and she said yes, and also Lying with her, watching us chatting..."

"Isn't this a kind of NTR?"

"Come on bro! A goal without a goalkeeper is meaningless!"

"The tauren is dead!"

"Don't give up, there is only one opponent with a target, and I don't know how many opponents have no target!"

"The most advanced chat is not to use WeChat, but to gain trust from a confident chat!"

"I couldn't help talking, I wanted to see you late, so you didn't go back to your house that night, and she didn't go back to her house..."

"What's wrong? Is this a house change?"

"Fuck! When I was out walking the dog yesterday, a piece of bird droppings fell on my mouth, and it made me sick!"

"Old man, you should click your beak and see what this bird has eaten?"

"Sure enough, the live broadcast room is full of talented people, and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!"

The middle-aged woman couldn't help frowning when she saw her son's pious face.

"Son, is he right?"

"Don't be fooled!"

The middle-aged woman couldn't help but speak.

"Mom, don't worry!"

"In terms of fortune-telling, no one can compare to this old Taoist priest!"

As an old fan in the live broadcast room, Xiao Qi naturally knows how powerful Lu Heng is.

So without the slightest hesitation, he directly patted his chest to assure him.

But seeing her son like this, the middle-aged woman's frown became deeper and deeper.

Obviously, she felt that her son must have been cheated!

After hesitating again and again, she asked again: "Then how much does this priest need to calculate his fate?"

"Just a cloud-piercing arrow, about 500 yuan."

Xiao Qi replied casually.

"What? Five hundred?"

Hearing this, the middle-aged woman immediately widened her eyes and exclaimed, "Why is it so expensive?"

"There are fortune-telling stalls at the temple, at most one or two hundred."

"You must have given too much!"

Xiao Qi laughed and said: "Mom, although those who set up stalls can also tell fortunes, they are completely different from Taoist priests!"

"Their so-called fortune-telling is nothing more than fooling around and deceiving people."

"But the Taoist priest is really good at fortune-telling, and every calculation is accurate!"

"I've watched the live broadcast for so long, and the Taoist priest hasn't miscalculated a single person!"

"The Taoist priest can calculate so accurately, it is only natural that the fee is more expensive."

"Furthermore, the Taoist priest didn't want the gift money for fortune-telling, he donated it all..."

"But...but this is too expensive, isn't it?"

The middle-aged woman thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "Why don't we go to the temple tomorrow."

"Ask the fortune teller over there to help you tell the fortune, and you can save half of it!"

Hearing this, Xiao Qi was completely speechless.

He had no choice but to explain patiently: "Mom, didn't I tell you that the fortune tellers over there are all liars!"

"They can't figure out anything at all, they can only say some ambiguous words, or they are psychologically comforting you."

"But the Taoist priest is different!"

"As long as you want to know, he can figure it out for you."

"When the Taoist priest told his fortune before, he not only solved the unsolved cases that the police hadn't solved for many years, but even caught a wanted criminal who was not named!"

"He...is he really that powerful?"

After hearing this, the middle-aged woman couldn't believe it.

"That's natural!"

Xiao Qi nodded vigorously, and continued: "Whether it is the past or the future, as long as the Taoist leader wants to know, he can figure it out!"

"This……"

Hearing this, panic suddenly flashed in the eyes of the middle-aged woman.

"Forget it, or don't forget it!"

"Tomorrow...tomorrow let's go to the temple..."

She shook her head again and again, seeming to resist more and more.

(End of this chapter)