Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 29 The future of the little friend, I am afraid that there will be a disaster in prison!
Chapter 29 The future of the little friend, I am afraid that there will be a disaster in prison!
Kugou is indeed the anchor of the Douhu platform.
And he, like Ah Hu, is an outdoor anchor.
In Douhu's outdoor live broadcast channel, the two of them are the most popular, and they are dubbed "Outdoor First Brother" and "Outdoor Second Brother" by water friends.
After Ah Hu experienced an emotional blow, he has not broadcast live for a long time.
Even if he comes back, I am afraid that his popularity will not return to its peak.
Therefore, the title of "No. [-] outdoor brother" has faintly fallen on the head of Kugou.
As an old anchor, Kugou naturally understands the peeing nature of these water friends.
So, he didn't care about the teasing of the water friends.
His key target is the mysterious young man in the mask and Taoist robe on the screen.
"Daozhang, good evening!"
Kugou smiled and greeted Lu Heng.
"Good evening to you too, little friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and asked again: "I don't know what my little friend wants to count today?"
"This one……"
Kugou hesitated for a moment.
To be honest, he already knew something about the Taoist priest in front of him.
After all, they are all anchors on the same platform. If there is any trouble, they will get news soon.
The other party's almost omniscient fortune-telling ability made him very curious.
And once there is curiosity, once it is not resolved, it feels like a cat is scratching in my heart.
After thinking for a while, Kugou smiled and asked, "May I ask you, can you help me figure out my future career?"
"Is little friend only a future career?"
Lu Heng asked curiously.
"Master Dao, I have watched your previous live broadcast."
"I fully recognize and believe in your ability."
"So, you don't need to worry about the past, just help me calculate my future career..."
Kugou was very frank, and his words were full of trust in Lu Heng.
But it is not.
The reason why he didn't want the other party to forget about it was because his past was not glorious.
It can even be said to be black history.
The Taoist priest in front of him knew almost everything.
He didn't want to be exposed to a series of black history by the other party in front of so many people in the live broadcast room...
"Okay, please wait a moment, my friend!"
The other party's request is not considered a thing of the past, and Lu Heng is naturally so happy.
Anyway, it can save three days of life, so why not do it?
"System, check this person's future!"
He silently called out the Destiny System, and began to inquire about the future of the second outdoor brother.
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Soon, scenes of everything that Kugou will experience in the future flashed before his eyes.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are very curious about the future of Kugou.
"What do you think of the future of the second brother?"
"Haha, let me tell you, if he plays so flamboyantly, he will have to get a divorce sooner or later!"
"That's right, I remember when I watched his live broadcast last year, he went to clubs and changed girls every day."
"Oh, I don't know what the second sister-in-law is interested in him?"
"Maybe our brother dog has strengths!"
"I hope the strengths you mentioned are different from the strengths I imagined."
"Ahu never messed with women, but his wife cheated. And what about Gouzi? Every day, the female companions around him are different, but his wife doesn't complain at all."
"Yeah, it's really annoying to compare people to people!"
"How do you guys know that the second sister-in-law didn't hook up with Xiao Xianrou?"
"Don't look at the second brother who can have fun during the live broadcast, but it is said that he is also a good person in private."
"Hehe, you know people, you know their face, but you don't know your heart! God knows what kind of person he is..."
As time passed, Lu Heng still had no intention of speaking.
This made Kugou a little impatient.
Especially those beauties sitting beside him laughed out loud after learning that he was doing fortune-telling online.
A hint of embarrassment suddenly appeared on Kugou's face.
After all, it is now the 21st century, and humans can already explore the moon.
No matter how godlike Lu Heng is on the Internet, he is a fortune teller after all.
To tell the truth, it is also a feudal superstition!
Just when Kugou was hesitating whether to continue waiting for the result, he suddenly heard a light cough.
He quickly focused, looked at Lu Heng, and asked, "Daoist, have you already done the calculation?"
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded lightly, and said in a deep voice: "Pindao just now made the calculations for my little friend, and I am afraid that my future will be imprisoned!"
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
"Gouzi is going to squat on the fence in the future, just like I thought!"
"No way? With the appearance of our second brother, if he goes to prison, isn't he going to become a prison pet?"
"Oh, when young people go to prison and return to old age, ×× turns into a sunflower!"
"Let me just say, you know people, you don't know your face, you don't know your heart, and it's hard to paint a tiger's skin. This kid is really not a good person!"
"Such a handsome and handsome second brother, when he comes out again, he is bound to become a dead flower!"
"I will take care of your wife, don't worry about it!"
"Cao Thief was overjoyed and expressed his willingness to take over the second sister-in-law!"
"Brother Dog, as your good brother, I will protect my sister-in-law."
"I also want to sleep with my sister-in-law, beat my nephew, and spend my dog's money!"
"Brothers, you can be human!"
Looking at the bullet screens, Kugou was a little dumbfounded.
Fuck, what happened to my future?
How come there is a disaster in prison, and you are going to go to prison?
Can this Taoist priest do it?
Kugou asked three times in his heart.
To be honest, he had watched the other party's live broadcast before.
But he was not sure whether those people were invited by the other party to act.
More importantly, from the bottom of his heart, he does not believe that anyone can calculate the past and the future.
If he really had such an ability, wouldn't the other party become a god?
The gods have nothing to do to come to live broadcast, molesting ordinary people, is it a pain in the ass?
But again, I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case!
After hesitating again and again, Kugou was still scared.
I would rather believe what it has than do not believe it does not exist!
He hurriedly asked: "Master Taoist, is there any way to resolve my prison disaster?"
Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled lightly and said, "It's actually not difficult to resolve the prison disaster."
"You just need to go home right now, little friend!"
"Go home immediately?"
Kugou couldn't help being taken aback.
He also kept himself out of prison because of the big changes he had to make.
Unexpectedly, it was just such a simple behavior.
"Yes, just go home now."
"And remember, little friend, on your way home, no matter who you receive, you must refuse."
"All in all, just go home immediately, without any delay."
Lu Heng nodded, and said again: "Little friend, now Pindao has pointed out the direction for you."
"As for whether to follow this direction, it's up to you, little friend, to make your own decision..."
(End of this chapter)
Kugou is indeed the anchor of the Douhu platform.
And he, like Ah Hu, is an outdoor anchor.
In Douhu's outdoor live broadcast channel, the two of them are the most popular, and they are dubbed "Outdoor First Brother" and "Outdoor Second Brother" by water friends.
After Ah Hu experienced an emotional blow, he has not broadcast live for a long time.
Even if he comes back, I am afraid that his popularity will not return to its peak.
Therefore, the title of "No. [-] outdoor brother" has faintly fallen on the head of Kugou.
As an old anchor, Kugou naturally understands the peeing nature of these water friends.
So, he didn't care about the teasing of the water friends.
His key target is the mysterious young man in the mask and Taoist robe on the screen.
"Daozhang, good evening!"
Kugou smiled and greeted Lu Heng.
"Good evening to you too, little friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and asked again: "I don't know what my little friend wants to count today?"
"This one……"
Kugou hesitated for a moment.
To be honest, he already knew something about the Taoist priest in front of him.
After all, they are all anchors on the same platform. If there is any trouble, they will get news soon.
The other party's almost omniscient fortune-telling ability made him very curious.
And once there is curiosity, once it is not resolved, it feels like a cat is scratching in my heart.
After thinking for a while, Kugou smiled and asked, "May I ask you, can you help me figure out my future career?"
"Is little friend only a future career?"
Lu Heng asked curiously.
"Master Dao, I have watched your previous live broadcast."
"I fully recognize and believe in your ability."
"So, you don't need to worry about the past, just help me calculate my future career..."
Kugou was very frank, and his words were full of trust in Lu Heng.
But it is not.
The reason why he didn't want the other party to forget about it was because his past was not glorious.
It can even be said to be black history.
The Taoist priest in front of him knew almost everything.
He didn't want to be exposed to a series of black history by the other party in front of so many people in the live broadcast room...
"Okay, please wait a moment, my friend!"
The other party's request is not considered a thing of the past, and Lu Heng is naturally so happy.
Anyway, it can save three days of life, so why not do it?
"System, check this person's future!"
He silently called out the Destiny System, and began to inquire about the future of the second outdoor brother.
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Soon, scenes of everything that Kugou will experience in the future flashed before his eyes.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are very curious about the future of Kugou.
"What do you think of the future of the second brother?"
"Haha, let me tell you, if he plays so flamboyantly, he will have to get a divorce sooner or later!"
"That's right, I remember when I watched his live broadcast last year, he went to clubs and changed girls every day."
"Oh, I don't know what the second sister-in-law is interested in him?"
"Maybe our brother dog has strengths!"
"I hope the strengths you mentioned are different from the strengths I imagined."
"Ahu never messed with women, but his wife cheated. And what about Gouzi? Every day, the female companions around him are different, but his wife doesn't complain at all."
"Yeah, it's really annoying to compare people to people!"
"How do you guys know that the second sister-in-law didn't hook up with Xiao Xianrou?"
"Don't look at the second brother who can have fun during the live broadcast, but it is said that he is also a good person in private."
"Hehe, you know people, you know their face, but you don't know your heart! God knows what kind of person he is..."
As time passed, Lu Heng still had no intention of speaking.
This made Kugou a little impatient.
Especially those beauties sitting beside him laughed out loud after learning that he was doing fortune-telling online.
A hint of embarrassment suddenly appeared on Kugou's face.
After all, it is now the 21st century, and humans can already explore the moon.
No matter how godlike Lu Heng is on the Internet, he is a fortune teller after all.
To tell the truth, it is also a feudal superstition!
Just when Kugou was hesitating whether to continue waiting for the result, he suddenly heard a light cough.
He quickly focused, looked at Lu Heng, and asked, "Daoist, have you already done the calculation?"
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded lightly, and said in a deep voice: "Pindao just now made the calculations for my little friend, and I am afraid that my future will be imprisoned!"
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
"Gouzi is going to squat on the fence in the future, just like I thought!"
"No way? With the appearance of our second brother, if he goes to prison, isn't he going to become a prison pet?"
"Oh, when young people go to prison and return to old age, ×× turns into a sunflower!"
"Let me just say, you know people, you don't know your face, you don't know your heart, and it's hard to paint a tiger's skin. This kid is really not a good person!"
"Such a handsome and handsome second brother, when he comes out again, he is bound to become a dead flower!"
"I will take care of your wife, don't worry about it!"
"Cao Thief was overjoyed and expressed his willingness to take over the second sister-in-law!"
"Brother Dog, as your good brother, I will protect my sister-in-law."
"I also want to sleep with my sister-in-law, beat my nephew, and spend my dog's money!"
"Brothers, you can be human!"
Looking at the bullet screens, Kugou was a little dumbfounded.
Fuck, what happened to my future?
How come there is a disaster in prison, and you are going to go to prison?
Can this Taoist priest do it?
Kugou asked three times in his heart.
To be honest, he had watched the other party's live broadcast before.
But he was not sure whether those people were invited by the other party to act.
More importantly, from the bottom of his heart, he does not believe that anyone can calculate the past and the future.
If he really had such an ability, wouldn't the other party become a god?
The gods have nothing to do to come to live broadcast, molesting ordinary people, is it a pain in the ass?
But again, I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case!
After hesitating again and again, Kugou was still scared.
I would rather believe what it has than do not believe it does not exist!
He hurriedly asked: "Master Taoist, is there any way to resolve my prison disaster?"
Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled lightly and said, "It's actually not difficult to resolve the prison disaster."
"You just need to go home right now, little friend!"
"Go home immediately?"
Kugou couldn't help being taken aback.
He also kept himself out of prison because of the big changes he had to make.
Unexpectedly, it was just such a simple behavior.
"Yes, just go home now."
"And remember, little friend, on your way home, no matter who you receive, you must refuse."
"All in all, just go home immediately, without any delay."
Lu Heng nodded, and said again: "Little friend, now Pindao has pointed out the direction for you."
"As for whether to follow this direction, it's up to you, little friend, to make your own decision..."
(End of this chapter)
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