Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 3 To be honest, your son has another father
Chapter 3 To be honest, your son has another father
"Although Xiaoyou's family is rich, you have never felt safe."
"The reason is that 20 years ago, you were kidnapped when you were seven years old."
"And the person who kidnapped you was an acquaintance of your family."
"Fortunately, I had to meet a noble person in the end, otherwise, my little friend might have been in danger at that time..."
After Lu Heng finished speaking, Ah Hu's eyes widened instantly, with an expression of disbelief.
His shocking appearance naturally caught the eyes of the water friends.
"Fuck, is it really counted?"
"Brother Hu, is what this Taoist said true?"
"Ahu, your acting skills are too bad, too fake!"
"Don't get excited, everyone. I guess it's a script prepared by Brother Hu in advance. It's quite interesting."
"The Taoist priest wears a mask, so he can't tell his facial expressions, but Ah Hu's acting skills are a bit sloppy, his eyes are so round, what's the point?"
After Ahu came back to his senses, he ignored the barrage in the live broadcast room.
He licked his lips and said in a trembling voice, "Master Daoist, can you figure this out?"
He couldn't believe that the other party could actually figure out his past.
Twenty years ago, when he was seven years old, he was fainted by a distant relative of his father before he got home from primary school.
When he woke up, he heard a distant relative extorting 100 million ransom from his father.
If you don't give it, the other party will tear up the ticket and kill someone.
At that time, he was almost scared to death.
But fortunately, when he was kidnapped, he was seen by the old scavengers.
Because of the timely report of the old man, the police quickly caught the kidnapper.
Although it was a false alarm, Ahu's family was still terrified and moved to Tianhai in a hurry.
As for this matter, except for their family and the police who handled the case at the time, the rest of the people did not know at all.
Even his wife, he never told.
That's why Ah Hu was so shocked.
Lu Heng smiled lightly: "Little friend, are these calculations accurate?"
"Accurate! So fucking accurate!"
Ah Hu nodded vigorously.
Before he said it, he was still on guard in his heart, thinking of having some fun.
But now, he has completely convinced.
This person in front of me is a living god!
Although Lu Heng's words were approved by Ah Hu.
But the water friends in the two live broadcast rooms didn't take it seriously.
"Don't be too sure, look at your expression, it's even more exaggerated than Xiao Xianrou."
"The script is too plain. There should be more conflicts, such as gun battles, explosions, etc., so that it can attract attention!"
"Brother Hu, tell me, is this nagging Taoist newly signed by your studio?"
On the screen, there are all kinds of questioning barrages.
Obviously, everyone didn't believe this was true at all, and just regarded it as a script.
"Brothers, I am a Hu, you all know it!"
"This is definitely not a script, I don't know this Taoist priest before!"
"I guarantee with my personality, today is definitely not acting..."
Ah Hu promised it firmly.
It's a pity that the more he promises, the more people don't believe it.
Taking advantage of Ah Hu's interaction with the water friends, Lu Heng called out the system again, ready to inquire about Ah Hu's future situation.
[Do you want to consume three days of life yuan to inquire about this person's future information? 】
The system prompt sounds again.
I am Nima!
Why is this being charged again and again?
System, I advise you to be an individual!
Behind the mask, Lu Heng gritted his teeth and lost his composure in an instant.
If the past and the future are charged separately, then each fortune-telling will take six days.
He only has a lifespan of 30 days in total, and he counts everything, even if he dies, he can at most tell fortunes to five people.
If these five people are not willing to believe his words, then it is certain that today will be his death day next year!
"Inquire!"
Huang Xing gritted his teeth.
Can't bear children, can't hold wolves!
I can't bear my daughter-in-law, and I can't catch the rogue!
Fight!
With his determination, everything about Ahu's future soon appeared before his eyes.
After watching everything, Lu Heng was dumbfounded.
"Ah Hu, Ah Hu, I never thought that you would be so miserable in the future?"
"It's a good thing you met me today, otherwise, you would be the strongest miserable green king!"
After calming down a bit, Lu Heng asked with a smile, "I don't know what the little friend is going to do next?"
"Career? Love? Or something else?"
love?cause?other?
Hearing Lu Heng's words, Ah Hu obviously hesitated.
Just as he was thinking, his wife who was two months pregnant suddenly appeared in front of him.
Maybe the Taoist priest should help his child choose a name so that he can grow up safely and happily?
Once this idea popped up, it was hard to hold back.
"Daoist, please help me choose a name for the unborn child!"
Ah Hu finally asked.
"Of course!"
Hearing this, Lu Heng nodded with a smile.
"Then thank you for your hard work!"
Ah Hu smiled all over his face, and immediately sent out ten cloud-piercing arrows.
"Brother Hu, you are so fucking witty, you can tell the gender of the future child from the name."
"666! So that's what Brother Hu meant!"
"Aren't boys and girls the same?"
"It's better to be a girl, it's Dad's little padded jacket!"
"I also think girls are good! Father-in-law, please be respected by my son-in-law!"
"Reject juvenile aesthetics, starting from you and him..."
After a moment of silence, Lu Heng said slowly, "Little friend, the name of your wife's future child is Feng Bingwen!"
"Bingwen?"
Ah Hu's eyes widened instantly.
This name was found by his father in a book half a month ago.
It is said that it comes from "The Book of Songs", which means "helping the toasts, and the virtue of writing".
Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest in front of me actually figured this out!
Simply amazing!
Just when Ah Hu was shocked, the live broadcast room exploded.
"No, I remember Ah Hu's surname is 'Lin', why is the child's surname 'Feng' instead?"
"Hahaha, I just said it was a script! I even got my surname wrong, go back and memorize the lines quickly!"
"I understand. What the Taoist priest means is that the sister-in-law will remarry in the future, and the child will also change her name!"
"Fuck! My surname is Feng. Is my sister-in-law planning to remarry me?"
"A weak question, is it still too late to change your surname?"
"I am willing to have the same surname as the child, and I am willing to accept my sister-in-law's offer!"
Seeing the barrage of water friends filling the screen, Ah Hu also reacted at this time.
"Master, are you right?"
"No one in my family is named Feng!"
Ah Hu was at a loss.
Lu Heng sighed softly, and said in a deep voice: "Little friend, to be honest, your son has another father!"
"In other words, you are happy to be a father!"
As soon as these words came out, Ah Hu's face suddenly changed.
Whether his head is green or not, the water friends don't know.
But what is certain is that at this moment, his face did turn green.
And the green is still so deep!
Immediately, Ah Hu frowned, and said slightly annoyed: "Master Daoist, you are a monk, shouldn't you be talking nonsense?"
"My wife and I are as strong as gold, she will never do anything to apologize to me!"
(End of this chapter)
"Although Xiaoyou's family is rich, you have never felt safe."
"The reason is that 20 years ago, you were kidnapped when you were seven years old."
"And the person who kidnapped you was an acquaintance of your family."
"Fortunately, I had to meet a noble person in the end, otherwise, my little friend might have been in danger at that time..."
After Lu Heng finished speaking, Ah Hu's eyes widened instantly, with an expression of disbelief.
His shocking appearance naturally caught the eyes of the water friends.
"Fuck, is it really counted?"
"Brother Hu, is what this Taoist said true?"
"Ahu, your acting skills are too bad, too fake!"
"Don't get excited, everyone. I guess it's a script prepared by Brother Hu in advance. It's quite interesting."
"The Taoist priest wears a mask, so he can't tell his facial expressions, but Ah Hu's acting skills are a bit sloppy, his eyes are so round, what's the point?"
After Ahu came back to his senses, he ignored the barrage in the live broadcast room.
He licked his lips and said in a trembling voice, "Master Daoist, can you figure this out?"
He couldn't believe that the other party could actually figure out his past.
Twenty years ago, when he was seven years old, he was fainted by a distant relative of his father before he got home from primary school.
When he woke up, he heard a distant relative extorting 100 million ransom from his father.
If you don't give it, the other party will tear up the ticket and kill someone.
At that time, he was almost scared to death.
But fortunately, when he was kidnapped, he was seen by the old scavengers.
Because of the timely report of the old man, the police quickly caught the kidnapper.
Although it was a false alarm, Ahu's family was still terrified and moved to Tianhai in a hurry.
As for this matter, except for their family and the police who handled the case at the time, the rest of the people did not know at all.
Even his wife, he never told.
That's why Ah Hu was so shocked.
Lu Heng smiled lightly: "Little friend, are these calculations accurate?"
"Accurate! So fucking accurate!"
Ah Hu nodded vigorously.
Before he said it, he was still on guard in his heart, thinking of having some fun.
But now, he has completely convinced.
This person in front of me is a living god!
Although Lu Heng's words were approved by Ah Hu.
But the water friends in the two live broadcast rooms didn't take it seriously.
"Don't be too sure, look at your expression, it's even more exaggerated than Xiao Xianrou."
"The script is too plain. There should be more conflicts, such as gun battles, explosions, etc., so that it can attract attention!"
"Brother Hu, tell me, is this nagging Taoist newly signed by your studio?"
On the screen, there are all kinds of questioning barrages.
Obviously, everyone didn't believe this was true at all, and just regarded it as a script.
"Brothers, I am a Hu, you all know it!"
"This is definitely not a script, I don't know this Taoist priest before!"
"I guarantee with my personality, today is definitely not acting..."
Ah Hu promised it firmly.
It's a pity that the more he promises, the more people don't believe it.
Taking advantage of Ah Hu's interaction with the water friends, Lu Heng called out the system again, ready to inquire about Ah Hu's future situation.
[Do you want to consume three days of life yuan to inquire about this person's future information? 】
The system prompt sounds again.
I am Nima!
Why is this being charged again and again?
System, I advise you to be an individual!
Behind the mask, Lu Heng gritted his teeth and lost his composure in an instant.
If the past and the future are charged separately, then each fortune-telling will take six days.
He only has a lifespan of 30 days in total, and he counts everything, even if he dies, he can at most tell fortunes to five people.
If these five people are not willing to believe his words, then it is certain that today will be his death day next year!
"Inquire!"
Huang Xing gritted his teeth.
Can't bear children, can't hold wolves!
I can't bear my daughter-in-law, and I can't catch the rogue!
Fight!
With his determination, everything about Ahu's future soon appeared before his eyes.
After watching everything, Lu Heng was dumbfounded.
"Ah Hu, Ah Hu, I never thought that you would be so miserable in the future?"
"It's a good thing you met me today, otherwise, you would be the strongest miserable green king!"
After calming down a bit, Lu Heng asked with a smile, "I don't know what the little friend is going to do next?"
"Career? Love? Or something else?"
love?cause?other?
Hearing Lu Heng's words, Ah Hu obviously hesitated.
Just as he was thinking, his wife who was two months pregnant suddenly appeared in front of him.
Maybe the Taoist priest should help his child choose a name so that he can grow up safely and happily?
Once this idea popped up, it was hard to hold back.
"Daoist, please help me choose a name for the unborn child!"
Ah Hu finally asked.
"Of course!"
Hearing this, Lu Heng nodded with a smile.
"Then thank you for your hard work!"
Ah Hu smiled all over his face, and immediately sent out ten cloud-piercing arrows.
"Brother Hu, you are so fucking witty, you can tell the gender of the future child from the name."
"666! So that's what Brother Hu meant!"
"Aren't boys and girls the same?"
"It's better to be a girl, it's Dad's little padded jacket!"
"I also think girls are good! Father-in-law, please be respected by my son-in-law!"
"Reject juvenile aesthetics, starting from you and him..."
After a moment of silence, Lu Heng said slowly, "Little friend, the name of your wife's future child is Feng Bingwen!"
"Bingwen?"
Ah Hu's eyes widened instantly.
This name was found by his father in a book half a month ago.
It is said that it comes from "The Book of Songs", which means "helping the toasts, and the virtue of writing".
Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest in front of me actually figured this out!
Simply amazing!
Just when Ah Hu was shocked, the live broadcast room exploded.
"No, I remember Ah Hu's surname is 'Lin', why is the child's surname 'Feng' instead?"
"Hahaha, I just said it was a script! I even got my surname wrong, go back and memorize the lines quickly!"
"I understand. What the Taoist priest means is that the sister-in-law will remarry in the future, and the child will also change her name!"
"Fuck! My surname is Feng. Is my sister-in-law planning to remarry me?"
"A weak question, is it still too late to change your surname?"
"I am willing to have the same surname as the child, and I am willing to accept my sister-in-law's offer!"
Seeing the barrage of water friends filling the screen, Ah Hu also reacted at this time.
"Master, are you right?"
"No one in my family is named Feng!"
Ah Hu was at a loss.
Lu Heng sighed softly, and said in a deep voice: "Little friend, to be honest, your son has another father!"
"In other words, you are happy to be a father!"
As soon as these words came out, Ah Hu's face suddenly changed.
Whether his head is green or not, the water friends don't know.
But what is certain is that at this moment, his face did turn green.
And the green is still so deep!
Immediately, Ah Hu frowned, and said slightly annoyed: "Master Daoist, you are a monk, shouldn't you be talking nonsense?"
"My wife and I are as strong as gold, she will never do anything to apologize to me!"
(End of this chapter)
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