Chapter 334
Just as the water friends were discussing and reasoning seriously, Xiao Wei returned to the live broadcast room.
But he was no longer alone, and there were two middle-aged men beside him.
"Old Taoist, let me introduce you..."
"These two are my second uncle and third uncle!"
Xiao Wei pointed to the two people beside him and introduced Lu Heng.
Then, he said again: "Second uncle, third uncle, didn't I tell you before, I have been having nightmares recently."
"I suspect that someone is giving me a dream, so I ask the old Taoist priest to help me figure it out."
"It turned out that someone was actually dreaming of me..."
Before he finished speaking, the second uncle on the side frowned and interjected: "Xiaohe, you are young, how did you start feudal superstition?"
"Fortune-telling, even I know it's a lie."
"You are a person who has gone to college, so you can't be so easily fooled?"
Uncle San followed suit.
Hearing what the two uncles said, Xiao Wei was a little speechless.
He shook his head and said, "Second Uncle, Third Uncle, how long has it been since you have been online? You don't even know the famous Immortal Daoist?"
"Let me tell you, the old Taoist knows everything, and every calculation is sure to hit!"
"I don't know how many people on the Internet want to ask the old Taoist master for fortune-telling!"
"That is to say, I was lucky today and was drawn by the old Taoist priest..."
Seeing his nephew's confident appearance, the second and third uncles couldn't help but look at each other.
The eyes of the two were full of helplessness.
Obviously, they have decided that Xiao Wei was fooled by a liar.
Otherwise, how could this kid say "know everything" and "every calculation must hit"?
This kind of ability, I am afraid only the gods have it!
"Xiaohe, don't you always tell us that Internet celebrities are all hyped up, and what they say cannot be believed at all."
"How come you are here, but you are so stubborn?"
The second uncle frowned and sighed.
"Second Uncle, the old Daoist is not an Internet celebrity!"
Xiao Wei argued.
"Okay, okay, even if he's not an Internet celebrity, the head office is okay, right?"
Seeing Xiao Wei's serious face, Third Uncle could only nod in compromise.
Afterwards, he said again: "Xiaohe, things like entrusting a dream are obviously made up."
"This person is dead, he is completely dead, how can I give you a dream?"
The second uncle also nodded in agreement and said, "In my opinion, those dreams you had were just pure nightmares."
"What are you dreaming about? Someone is deliberately lying to you!"
Xiao Wei was completely speechless.
He smiled helplessly: "Second Uncle, Third Uncle, how did you two decide that the old Taoist priest is a liar?"
"I can assure you that the old Taoist is definitely not a liar!"
"If you don't believe me, we will follow his old man's instructions and dig out the body of the deceased."
"In this way, don't we understand who is right and who is wrong?"
The second uncle and the third uncle heard the words and exchanged glances with each other.
"Okay! Then do as you say!"
The two nodded one after another, expressing their agreement with their nephew.
To be honest, they didn't believe there was a dead body at all.
After all, they often come to see this old house, how could someone bury a dead body here?
Just looking at their nephew's stubborn attitude of not hitting the south wall and not looking back, they had no choice but to compromise.
The three of them did what they said, and immediately found tools such as shovels and picks, and prepared to dig up the corpse.
Seeing this, the water friends hurriedly sent barrage.
"Brother Fat, hurry up and take your phone there!"
"That's right, don't turn off the live broadcast, we are all waiting to see the truth!"
"We are all supporters of the old Taoist leader, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge!"
"Take your mobile phone and go together. The whole live broadcast is equivalent to evidence."
"A large number of water friends in our live broadcast room are all witnesses for you tonight, Fat Brother!"
"Millions of water friends are witnesses, fat brother, you are so majestic!"
"We have so many water friends who come to be witnesses, whoever says there is no evidence is useless!"
"Brother Fat, don't hesitate, take us to dig up the corpse together!"
Looking at the barrage of water friends, Xiao Wei hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, since everyone asks me to live broadcast with my mobile phone, then I will fulfill everyone's wishes."
"By the way, let the big guy help to make a witness, so as not to be unclear when the police arrive."
After finishing speaking, he picked up his mobile phone and went out with his second and third uncles.
The three went straight to the front yard.
The second uncle asked, "Where did the Taoist say the corpse was?"
"Over there!"
After Xiao Wei fixed the mobile phone in place, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the direction of the toilet on the east side.
"Well, let's dig now!"
The third uncle nodded, swung the pickaxe sharply, and started digging.
Xiao Wei and Second Uncle followed suit.
The water friends couldn't help laughing at the scene of the three uncles and nephews digging the ground.
"This is the third live exhumation of the Taoist priest since the broadcast started, right?"
"I'll count, one...two...three...it's indeed the third time!"
"I remember the first time it was that handsome guy named 'Ma Jian'?"
"That's right, that's him. His screen name is 'Professional Well Drilling for 20 Years', a young teacher who supports teaching in mountainous areas."
"The second time was when Xiao Qian entrusted his dream, but it didn't seem to be digging up the corpse, but picking up the corpse."
"Whether it's digging up or picking up corpses, it's very exciting at night."
"I like the atmosphere the most."
"Brother Fat's method of digging the ground is not good, it's too rusty!"
"It looks like I haven't done farm work before, and I can't use my energy."
"It's still the second and third uncle's majors!"
When the water friends commented, the three had been digging for a long time, but they had not dug anything except stones.
"Xiaohe, do you see what we said?"
"That old Taoist is a liar!"
The second uncle wiped the sweat from his forehead and said aloud.
The third uncle also nodded and said, "We have been digging for so long, what did we find?"
"Nothing was dug!"
"Not even a dead cat or dog, let alone a dead person!"
Xiao Wei frowned when he heard what the two said.
"It's not right, there should be a corpse!"
"Why not?"
After muttering a few words, he immediately walked to the phone and said with an embarrassed smile: "Old Taoist priest, you see we haven't dug up anything here!"
Before Lu Heng could reply, the water friends became anxious.
"Brother Fat, are you stupid? The priest said that the body of the deceased is in front of the toilet!"
"The old Taoist asked you to dig the front, what's the use of digging the side?"
"The IQ is touching. I remember what the old Taoist said about digging ahead."
"The dead body is in front of the toilet! The dead body is in front of the toilet! The dead body is in front of the toilet! Important things must be said three times!"
"The corpse is in the front, you can dig through the back and sides, but you won't be able to dig anything!"
"I'm dying of laughter, fat brother, why can't you tell where you are going?"
After seeing these bullet screens from the water friends, Xiao Wei suddenly realized that the three of them dug the wrong position!
(End of this chapter)
Just as the water friends were discussing and reasoning seriously, Xiao Wei returned to the live broadcast room.
But he was no longer alone, and there were two middle-aged men beside him.
"Old Taoist, let me introduce you..."
"These two are my second uncle and third uncle!"
Xiao Wei pointed to the two people beside him and introduced Lu Heng.
Then, he said again: "Second uncle, third uncle, didn't I tell you before, I have been having nightmares recently."
"I suspect that someone is giving me a dream, so I ask the old Taoist priest to help me figure it out."
"It turned out that someone was actually dreaming of me..."
Before he finished speaking, the second uncle on the side frowned and interjected: "Xiaohe, you are young, how did you start feudal superstition?"
"Fortune-telling, even I know it's a lie."
"You are a person who has gone to college, so you can't be so easily fooled?"
Uncle San followed suit.
Hearing what the two uncles said, Xiao Wei was a little speechless.
He shook his head and said, "Second Uncle, Third Uncle, how long has it been since you have been online? You don't even know the famous Immortal Daoist?"
"Let me tell you, the old Taoist knows everything, and every calculation is sure to hit!"
"I don't know how many people on the Internet want to ask the old Taoist master for fortune-telling!"
"That is to say, I was lucky today and was drawn by the old Taoist priest..."
Seeing his nephew's confident appearance, the second and third uncles couldn't help but look at each other.
The eyes of the two were full of helplessness.
Obviously, they have decided that Xiao Wei was fooled by a liar.
Otherwise, how could this kid say "know everything" and "every calculation must hit"?
This kind of ability, I am afraid only the gods have it!
"Xiaohe, don't you always tell us that Internet celebrities are all hyped up, and what they say cannot be believed at all."
"How come you are here, but you are so stubborn?"
The second uncle frowned and sighed.
"Second Uncle, the old Daoist is not an Internet celebrity!"
Xiao Wei argued.
"Okay, okay, even if he's not an Internet celebrity, the head office is okay, right?"
Seeing Xiao Wei's serious face, Third Uncle could only nod in compromise.
Afterwards, he said again: "Xiaohe, things like entrusting a dream are obviously made up."
"This person is dead, he is completely dead, how can I give you a dream?"
The second uncle also nodded in agreement and said, "In my opinion, those dreams you had were just pure nightmares."
"What are you dreaming about? Someone is deliberately lying to you!"
Xiao Wei was completely speechless.
He smiled helplessly: "Second Uncle, Third Uncle, how did you two decide that the old Taoist priest is a liar?"
"I can assure you that the old Taoist is definitely not a liar!"
"If you don't believe me, we will follow his old man's instructions and dig out the body of the deceased."
"In this way, don't we understand who is right and who is wrong?"
The second uncle and the third uncle heard the words and exchanged glances with each other.
"Okay! Then do as you say!"
The two nodded one after another, expressing their agreement with their nephew.
To be honest, they didn't believe there was a dead body at all.
After all, they often come to see this old house, how could someone bury a dead body here?
Just looking at their nephew's stubborn attitude of not hitting the south wall and not looking back, they had no choice but to compromise.
The three of them did what they said, and immediately found tools such as shovels and picks, and prepared to dig up the corpse.
Seeing this, the water friends hurriedly sent barrage.
"Brother Fat, hurry up and take your phone there!"
"That's right, don't turn off the live broadcast, we are all waiting to see the truth!"
"We are all supporters of the old Taoist leader, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge!"
"Take your mobile phone and go together. The whole live broadcast is equivalent to evidence."
"A large number of water friends in our live broadcast room are all witnesses for you tonight, Fat Brother!"
"Millions of water friends are witnesses, fat brother, you are so majestic!"
"We have so many water friends who come to be witnesses, whoever says there is no evidence is useless!"
"Brother Fat, don't hesitate, take us to dig up the corpse together!"
Looking at the barrage of water friends, Xiao Wei hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, since everyone asks me to live broadcast with my mobile phone, then I will fulfill everyone's wishes."
"By the way, let the big guy help to make a witness, so as not to be unclear when the police arrive."
After finishing speaking, he picked up his mobile phone and went out with his second and third uncles.
The three went straight to the front yard.
The second uncle asked, "Where did the Taoist say the corpse was?"
"Over there!"
After Xiao Wei fixed the mobile phone in place, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the direction of the toilet on the east side.
"Well, let's dig now!"
The third uncle nodded, swung the pickaxe sharply, and started digging.
Xiao Wei and Second Uncle followed suit.
The water friends couldn't help laughing at the scene of the three uncles and nephews digging the ground.
"This is the third live exhumation of the Taoist priest since the broadcast started, right?"
"I'll count, one...two...three...it's indeed the third time!"
"I remember the first time it was that handsome guy named 'Ma Jian'?"
"That's right, that's him. His screen name is 'Professional Well Drilling for 20 Years', a young teacher who supports teaching in mountainous areas."
"The second time was when Xiao Qian entrusted his dream, but it didn't seem to be digging up the corpse, but picking up the corpse."
"Whether it's digging up or picking up corpses, it's very exciting at night."
"I like the atmosphere the most."
"Brother Fat's method of digging the ground is not good, it's too rusty!"
"It looks like I haven't done farm work before, and I can't use my energy."
"It's still the second and third uncle's majors!"
When the water friends commented, the three had been digging for a long time, but they had not dug anything except stones.
"Xiaohe, do you see what we said?"
"That old Taoist is a liar!"
The second uncle wiped the sweat from his forehead and said aloud.
The third uncle also nodded and said, "We have been digging for so long, what did we find?"
"Nothing was dug!"
"Not even a dead cat or dog, let alone a dead person!"
Xiao Wei frowned when he heard what the two said.
"It's not right, there should be a corpse!"
"Why not?"
After muttering a few words, he immediately walked to the phone and said with an embarrassed smile: "Old Taoist priest, you see we haven't dug up anything here!"
Before Lu Heng could reply, the water friends became anxious.
"Brother Fat, are you stupid? The priest said that the body of the deceased is in front of the toilet!"
"The old Taoist asked you to dig the front, what's the use of digging the side?"
"The IQ is touching. I remember what the old Taoist said about digging ahead."
"The dead body is in front of the toilet! The dead body is in front of the toilet! The dead body is in front of the toilet! Important things must be said three times!"
"The corpse is in the front, you can dig through the back and sides, but you won't be able to dig anything!"
"I'm dying of laughter, fat brother, why can't you tell where you are going?"
After seeing these bullet screens from the water friends, Xiao Wei suddenly realized that the three of them dug the wrong position!
(End of this chapter)
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