Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 360 Ersimov
Lu Heng glanced at the barrage, and said with a faint smile: "I see a lot of new friends poured into the live broadcast room tonight."

"So as an old man, I will briefly talk about the rules in our live broadcast room."

"Every time Lao Dao starts broadcasting, two lucky water friends will be selected for fortune-telling."

"But all the water friends who have given gifts have the opportunity to become lucky winners."

"As a veteran, I don't value money, so you don't need to give any expensive gifts."

"Even if you send free gifts for signing in, you are still eligible for the lottery."

"From now on, everyone can give gifts. In about 5 minutes, I will stop. At that time, we will start drawing lucky water friends..."

As soon as his words fell, the water friends began to give gifts habitually.

And after giving gifts, everyone will not be idle, chat with each other and talk about interesting things.

"I hope I can win the fortune-telling qualification tonight!"

"Old Tie, what do you want to count after you win the draw?"

"It is recommended that those who are not mentally strong should not come to fortune telling."

"That's right, if you figure out that you're wearing a cuckold, it's still not yours, how troublesome it is!"

"So, don't forget it, everyone, give me the opportunity!"

"You can also give it to me. I'm not married, I don't have a girlfriend, and I don't have children. I don't have to worry about being cheated on."

"Let me come! My wife is already divorced, and the child is not mine, so I have been immunized in advance!"

"You are all really talented!"

"If I can win the lottery, I will ask the Taoist priest to help me figure out whether I can become his old man's disciple."

"Then just let me do the math for you!"

"The old man counts, you eat, drink, whore, gamble and smoke, and you are full of five poisons. In your next life!"

"Old Taoist priest, I want to ask, is the spiritual energy really recovered now?"

"I heard that the vampire zombie is currently in Minma. Will it suddenly run back to the country and suck blood?"

"I'm also a little worried, what should I do if I'm attacked by zombies?"

"Based on my experience of watching movies for many years, I should prepare a little more glutinous rice to remove the poison from corpses!"

Looking at the barrage of some water friends, Lu Heng hesitated for a moment, then said in a deep voice: "5 minutes is up, everyone can stop giving gifts."

"Old Taoist, I see that many people have doubts in their hearts."

"Then before the lottery, let me tell you something briefly!"

When he opened his mouth, the screen was full of barrage just now, and it was instantly clear.

Even those water friends who did not ask about "spiritual energy recovery" are still concerned about these issues.

"About the spiritual energy recovery, I have already said it before."

"Although the aura has begun to recover, it will take at least hundreds, or even thousands of years, to return to the level of the ancient times I was in."

"Although some strange things will happen during this period, on the whole, it will not affect everyone's lives."

Lu Heng continued slowly: "As for the issue of vampire zombies..."

"Although I can't reveal too much inside information as an old man, I can assure you..."

"Vampire zombies will not cause any harm to the general public, so you can rest assured!"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but think back to what happened last night, the night before returning home.

That night, Director He and Team Leader Qi made a special trip to see him.

What are you looking for him for?

Just ask him to keep the matter of "vampire zombies" a secret.

Regarding the "vampire zombie", the governments of various countries have reached an agreement, so it will be kept secret.

And these two people know the character of "Zhen Yuanzi" well, and they are afraid that something like the last live broadcast where the spiritual energy recovery was leaked will happen again.

So the two came to the door together, begging "Zhen Yuanzi" not to reveal too much.

Lu Heng took the initiative to talk about "spiritual energy recovery" at that time, just to muddy the water and save the Religious Affairs Bureau from focusing on him.

Nowadays, the tyrannical performance of the "vampire zombies" has made the Religious Affairs Bureau fearful.

I don't dare to be as tough as before.

Therefore, Lu Heng pushed the boat along the way and simply agreed to the two.

Tonight, he saw that someone in the live broadcast room had been struggling with this issue, so he simply explained it briefly.

"Huh... With the guarantee from the old Taoist priest, I can rest assured!"

"Yeah! My parents, I may not believe it, but I only believe in the Taoist priest!"

"As long as vampire zombies don't harm ordinary people."

"There's no danger anymore? Then my night show little prince is about to come out of the rivers and lakes again!"

"The old Taoist priest has given an explanation, so don't worry about it in the future."

"I was planning to go out to buy glutinous rice just now, but now I feel relieved."

"Actually, it's okay to buy some, save the dumplings for the Dragon Boat Festival!"

"The zongzi is in Kou Kang, who of you dares to make it?"

"Not only is it originally in Kou Kang, but it can also suck blood. I wonder if we have any brave people?"

"Forget it, I generally don't have the same knowledge as those demons and ghosts."

"I'm not going either, my small body is not enough for the other party to eat in one bite."

"Old Taoist Master, let's draw the lottery! I can't wait to watch tonight's show..."

"Let's start the lottery draw now!"

Lu Heng casually clicked the lucky draw button in the live broadcast room.

Soon, tonight's two lucky water friends have been born.

Lu Heng glanced at the names of the two water friends, and said with a smile: "Let's congratulate 'Ersimov' and 'Lao Cai' for being the lucky water friends tonight!"

After reading the names of these two people, he sent an invitation to the first lucky person.

As the screen in the live broadcast room trembled, a young man in his early thirties appeared in front of everyone.

Although this buddy looks a bit handsome, but his expression is lonely and haggard.

"It's over, looking at my brother's appearance, I know I was hurt by love!"

"Is your brother so experienced?"

"Nonsense! Our elder brother has been dumped 880 times, so he has a lot of experience!"

"The poor monk calculated, the little friend should have been green."

"Pin Dao makes a calculation, Xiaoyou's child should not be his own."

"The old man pinched his leg and calculated, little friend, you are not born to your parents..."

"Brother, please don't forget it! It's too scary!"

"Good guy! Is this stacking BUFF?"

"Brother, don't be too sad! Go for a walk if you have nothing to do, wash your feet, you will find that without women, we will live better!"

"Brother, ask where you can wash your feet!"

"Isn't that foot-washer regular?"

"Do you want it to be formal? Or do you want it to be irregular?"

Lu Heng ignored this group of sand sculpture water friends, but asked with a smile: "Hello, little friend, what do you call me?"

"Old Taoist, hello!"

"I...I...Wow..."

As soon as "Ersimov" opened his mouth, he couldn't help crying.

Although it is said that a man does not flick his tears lightly, but after all, it has not reached the point of sadness!
For a moment, millions of viewers in the entire live broadcast room just watched such a big man crying bitterly...

(End of this chapter)