Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 468: Sand sculpture water friend
After the discussion in the live broadcast room subsided a little, Lu Heng said again: "Tonight we will continue the live broadcast of fortune telling. We will continue the old rules and draw two lucky water friends!"

Needless to say what follows, water friends also know what it is.

Although they knew that the chance of being drawn was extremely low, everyone still gave gifts out of habit.

What's valuable, what's free, everything is in a mess.

Taking advantage of the break of giving gifts, the water friends talked about other things.

"Brothers, what would you do if you walked into your boss's office and saw him making out with his secretary?"

"All I'm saying is: Can I join?"

"You are really a fucking talent!"

"Just when you finished speaking, the boss nodded and asked you to go out and buy a bottle of Vaseline."

"You: I think I came at the wrong time! Boss: No, you came at the right time!"

"Damn it, why are there pictures in my head?"

"You guys are too low! If it were me, I would just say: Boss, you don't want the boss's wife to know about you, right?"

"This young netizen, please calm down!"

"I'm not here to break you up, I'm here to join you!"

"If it works, it works. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work! What does it mean to take a break?"

"Boss: If you can, go ahead!"

"Good guy! I'm really good at this!"

"Is there such a good thing? I'll do it, I'll do it!"

"I think, in this situation, everyone is very embarrassed. It's better to just stand there and wait, don't disturb, don't watch, just wait quietly."

"You're so rude! You didn't even mention taking a photo for the boss to keep as a souvenir or something."

"Boss, are you busy? I'll come back in half a minute!"

Lu Heng glanced at the barrage and couldn't help but smile.

These idiots can always come up with something new!
Soon, 5 minutes have passed.

Lu Heng also spoke at this time: "Okay, the time has come!"

"No need to give gifts anymore!"

"Let's start drawing out two lucky water friends tonight..."

After hearing this, everyone stopped typing and waited for the two victims to appear tonight!
Lu Heng clicked the lottery button in the live broadcast room.

In a moment, tonight's two lucky water friends were born.

Lu Heng glanced at the names of the two lucky people and said with a smile: "Let us congratulate 'Red Sun' and 'Wind Peeing Three Zhangs' for becoming tonight's lucky water friends!"

When these two lucky water friends were drawn out, the water friends gave warm applause.

"Bah bang bang! Warm welcome!"

"Although I didn't get picked, I'm still happy!"

“Watching other people’s fun makes you naturally happier than others watching your own fun!”

"I hope the two lucky water friends tonight can bring more joy to everyone!"

"Beer, duck intestines, duck feet, duck clavicle, and duck tongue are all ready, just waiting for the show to start!"

"I'm envious that my eldest brother can still afford to eat duck food!"

"I feel the same way. Every time I buy something from Black Duck, my eyes are stung by the price."

"Many duck shops here have closed down, mainly because they are too expensive and there is no business."

"Made, it's not like you have to eat braised food. You can raise the price, but I won't eat it."

"The clean duck meat has become the least valuable part of the duck."

"A whole roast duck at my house costs 28 yuan, a duck head costs 8 yuan, and duck wings cost 6 yuan."

"In the past, poor people only ate meat because they couldn't afford meat. Now, meat is more expensive than meat..."

"I remember in the beginning, weren't these meat offcuts and offal being braised because of the low price?"

"It used to be, but not now." "I'm just curious how these duck necks are sold at the same price as beef, or even higher?"

"You think it's expensive, but I still think it's expensive. I'm just a duck in a greenhouse!"

"Last time I bought 13 pieces of duck neck from a certain black duck, which is probably a whole neck, and spent 55 yuan... It's really black! I bought it once and didn't buy it again. Although the taste is okay, it cost 55 yuan. The money can buy half a duck, but in a certain black duck it is just a neck..."

"Forget it, I bought some duck tongue and some lotus root slices from a certain store for 68. I was shocked at the time!"

"The unit price of duck tongue, squid, shrimp balls, crab claws, etc. is very expensive. Especially when buying a certain flavor, you must pay attention to the unit price, otherwise, 100 yuan will be gone, and you haven't bought much."

"It's ridiculous to raise the price without thinking. Why are the scraps from the water getting more and more expensive? Has the cost of chickens and ducks increased significantly? But the prices of chickens and ducks are obviously so low..."

"Cough cough!"

Lu Heng coughed lightly and temporarily stopped the water friends' discussion.

"Let's invite the first lucky water friend tonight - 'Red Sun'!"

With that said, he sent an invitation to the first lucky water friend tonight.

Not long after, Lian Mai's invitation was accepted.

A middle-aged man in his 40s appeared in the live broadcast room.

This middle-aged brother's mental state is a bit bad.

His face was full of fatigue and worry, and his eyes were bloodshot.

His eyes were dull and lifeless.

The beard has grown to nearly half an inch.

It has a classic chicken coop shape, and it looks like it hasn’t been taken care of for a few days.

"Good evening, little friend!"

"I don't know how to call my little friend?"

Lu Heng asked with a smile.

"Old Taoist, hello!"

"My surname is Shen, and my name is Shen Yang!"

The middle-aged man directly reported his name.

By the way, he managed a smile.

It's just that his smile, coupled with his mental state at this time, is really a bit uglier than crying.

"Hello, Xiaoyou Shen!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then asked: "I wonder what my little friend wants to calculate tonight?"

"Cough cough..."

Just as Shen Yang was about to speak, he coughed several times.

After he finished coughing, he weakly replied: "Old Taoist Priest, I would like to ask you to help me count my daughters!"

"My daughter is seven years old this year and has just entered the second grade of elementary school."

"She is very smart and very sweet, and our family loves her very much."

"But just a week ago, she suddenly disappeared in school."

“After my wife and I heard the news, we immediately called the police, and then with the help of the police, we retrieved the school’s surveillance video.”

"Probably after lunch break, for some unknown reason, my daughter got through the railing next to the school gate and got into a car without a number plate..."

As he said that, Shen Yang coughed several times in succession.

He hurriedly opened a medicine bottle, poured out a few pills and took them, and his cough was relieved.

Next, he continued: "The police have retrieved surveillance videos from many intersections."

"At the very beginning, there were traces of the car."

"But after driving out of a certain road section, because the monitoring of that road section was being repaired, there was no trace of the car..."

(End of this chapter)