Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 538 Dumbfounded
Chapter 538 Dumbfounded
The barrage discussion among water friends made Lu Heng smile.
Then, he continued: "When you come home from a business trip, when you open the door, you will be stunned."
"What you see here is that half the room is full of garbage."
"On the floor, there were used snack packages, beer cans, and mountains of takeout boxes everywhere."
"Some of the fruits placed on the table have started to grow moldy and hairy because they have been left there for a long time."
"The whole room was filled with a rotten smell."
"On the sofa, there are various types of clothes piled up."
"Do you still remember those clothes at the bottom? They were put on top before you went on a business trip."
"In the two months you were away on business, your wife never did a single load of laundry."
"All the clothes she wore were piled on the sofa."
"You covered your nose with your hand, pushed open the bedroom door, and immediately smelled the stench of alcohol."
"On the floor of the bedroom and on the bed, there were not only cans and bottles of various beers, but also traces of drunken vomiting."
"And your wife is lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, without any feeling of rejection to this environment."
"At this moment, you finally understand the reason why your wife is obviously pretty, but she just can't get married..."
Hearing this, Yang Qing was dumbfounded.
This...isn't this too outrageous?
As for him, although he can't be called a mysophobia, he also likes to be clean.
His home was also kept very clean by him.
Now that he heard that the wife he was going to marry would be a sloppy one in the future, he couldn't hold himself tight.
Snack packaging, beer cans, takeout boxes, everywhere?
There are smelly clothes piled on the sofa that have not been washed for two months?
There are also beer cans, beer bottles, and even signs of vomiting in the bedroom...
Wo Nima!
You might as well just kill him!
He simply didn't dare to think about how he would live with such a wife in the future.
Can such a marriage last?
The water friends in the live broadcast room are also pulling their butts with a knife - it's an eye-opener!
"Hiss... It's so scary! It's so scary!"
"How can there be such a sloppy woman in this world? It's eye-opening!"
"I originally thought Lu Bu was invincible, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than him. Whose wife is this?"
"Of course she is our dear old Yang's wife! Squint and smile"
"It is known that Lao Yang is a beauty control, and anyone who can catch his eye must be beautiful! But why has the beautiful woman never gotten married? Isn't this the answer?"
"As expected, those who come out for blind dates are the ones left behind by others!"
"It's terrible! I have a slight mysophobia. Living with a woman like this would drive me crazy!"
"Don't worry, people may not like you!"
"Brother, you don't have to come up and stab me, right?"
"This is no longer sloppy, it's completely dirty!"
"I took it too! She vomited in the bedroom, and she still fell asleep with a puddle of vomit?"
"Haha, you are looking down on an alcoholic!"
"We have a cold winter. Where can a few drunkards not freeze to death?"
"In other words, this woman is a sloppy guy and a drunkard in one! Old Yang, buy one get one free, you are so lucky!" "Brother Yang, please keep this good woman, don't let her Come out and harm us mysophobic patients!"
"Look at Lao Yang's livid face, does he have a murderous intention in his heart?"
"I guess Lao Yang will run away at the speed of light when he sees the blind date woman now!"
"Didn't I say that according to the woman's lifestyle, she is not allowed to be with rats and cockroaches every day?"
The barrage of water friends made Yang Qing feel more and more uncomfortable.
From now on, if there are a few mice, cockroaches, etc. in the house, he won't be afraid, but he will be afraid!
Since he moved out to live on his own, he hasn't seen any cockroaches in his house.
But if you really marry the wife that the Taoist Priest talks about, then you will really have to be with cockroaches from now on!
Thinking of this, Yang Qing couldn't help but feel a little decadent.
How could I be so unlucky?
At this time, Lu Heng had no intention of stopping.
After he finished his tea, he continued his story.
"After seeing what your wife had done to your home, you immediately became angry."
"You went directly to bed and pulled your wife up. Her eyes were red because of her hangover."
"After I was pulled up by you, I started crying and talking about those sad past events and feelings just like before."
"In desperation, you have no choice but to put it down and wait for her to wake up."
"When she woke up, she found you cleaning up the house, with a trace of embarrassment on her face."
"You didn't even look at her. After the house was almost tidy, you said two words - divorce!"
"Although you have only been married for a short time, you really can't accept your wife's bad habits, so you fortunately filed for divorce."
"After saying these two words, you ignored your wife who was stunned, packed your things, and left the house."
"It was very cold outside that night, so you randomly found a bar and prepared to drink to vent your anger."
"But just when you sat down and were about to ask the waiter for a drink, you found someone in the next seat drinking."
"The other party is a woman, very beautiful, and you are very familiar with her."
"Because she is the same woman who made you hurt for more than ten years when you were in college!"
"You can't believe that you're meeting her again."
"Because she went abroad more than ten years ago, and you have had no contact since then."
"Although this woman once deeply hurt you, the feelings buried deep in your heart burst out again."
"You got up and sat next to that woman like a ghost."
"When she saw you, she also showed surprise."
"In the bar, two frustrated people were drinking and talking about their experiences."
"It was only then that you realized that her cross-border marriage was not happy. In the end, she could not bear her husband's successive cheatings, so she took the initiative to divorce."
"After hearing that she was divorced, your heart was pounding and you wanted to pursue her again."
"But when you were about to say your confession again, you suddenly realized that you were already married."
"But if you think about it carefully, you have already filed for divorce because you couldn't stand your new wife's bad habits."
"If the divorce can be successful, then can't I still pursue my former lover?"
"You left her phone number complacently and prepared to launch a new love offensive against her."
"But the next day, you suddenly received a call from your mother."
"Mother tells you... your current wife is pregnant..."
(End of this chapter)
The barrage discussion among water friends made Lu Heng smile.
Then, he continued: "When you come home from a business trip, when you open the door, you will be stunned."
"What you see here is that half the room is full of garbage."
"On the floor, there were used snack packages, beer cans, and mountains of takeout boxes everywhere."
"Some of the fruits placed on the table have started to grow moldy and hairy because they have been left there for a long time."
"The whole room was filled with a rotten smell."
"On the sofa, there are various types of clothes piled up."
"Do you still remember those clothes at the bottom? They were put on top before you went on a business trip."
"In the two months you were away on business, your wife never did a single load of laundry."
"All the clothes she wore were piled on the sofa."
"You covered your nose with your hand, pushed open the bedroom door, and immediately smelled the stench of alcohol."
"On the floor of the bedroom and on the bed, there were not only cans and bottles of various beers, but also traces of drunken vomiting."
"And your wife is lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, without any feeling of rejection to this environment."
"At this moment, you finally understand the reason why your wife is obviously pretty, but she just can't get married..."
Hearing this, Yang Qing was dumbfounded.
This...isn't this too outrageous?
As for him, although he can't be called a mysophobia, he also likes to be clean.
His home was also kept very clean by him.
Now that he heard that the wife he was going to marry would be a sloppy one in the future, he couldn't hold himself tight.
Snack packaging, beer cans, takeout boxes, everywhere?
There are smelly clothes piled on the sofa that have not been washed for two months?
There are also beer cans, beer bottles, and even signs of vomiting in the bedroom...
Wo Nima!
You might as well just kill him!
He simply didn't dare to think about how he would live with such a wife in the future.
Can such a marriage last?
The water friends in the live broadcast room are also pulling their butts with a knife - it's an eye-opener!
"Hiss... It's so scary! It's so scary!"
"How can there be such a sloppy woman in this world? It's eye-opening!"
"I originally thought Lu Bu was invincible, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than him. Whose wife is this?"
"Of course she is our dear old Yang's wife! Squint and smile"
"It is known that Lao Yang is a beauty control, and anyone who can catch his eye must be beautiful! But why has the beautiful woman never gotten married? Isn't this the answer?"
"As expected, those who come out for blind dates are the ones left behind by others!"
"It's terrible! I have a slight mysophobia. Living with a woman like this would drive me crazy!"
"Don't worry, people may not like you!"
"Brother, you don't have to come up and stab me, right?"
"This is no longer sloppy, it's completely dirty!"
"I took it too! She vomited in the bedroom, and she still fell asleep with a puddle of vomit?"
"Haha, you are looking down on an alcoholic!"
"We have a cold winter. Where can a few drunkards not freeze to death?"
"In other words, this woman is a sloppy guy and a drunkard in one! Old Yang, buy one get one free, you are so lucky!" "Brother Yang, please keep this good woman, don't let her Come out and harm us mysophobic patients!"
"Look at Lao Yang's livid face, does he have a murderous intention in his heart?"
"I guess Lao Yang will run away at the speed of light when he sees the blind date woman now!"
"Didn't I say that according to the woman's lifestyle, she is not allowed to be with rats and cockroaches every day?"
The barrage of water friends made Yang Qing feel more and more uncomfortable.
From now on, if there are a few mice, cockroaches, etc. in the house, he won't be afraid, but he will be afraid!
Since he moved out to live on his own, he hasn't seen any cockroaches in his house.
But if you really marry the wife that the Taoist Priest talks about, then you will really have to be with cockroaches from now on!
Thinking of this, Yang Qing couldn't help but feel a little decadent.
How could I be so unlucky?
At this time, Lu Heng had no intention of stopping.
After he finished his tea, he continued his story.
"After seeing what your wife had done to your home, you immediately became angry."
"You went directly to bed and pulled your wife up. Her eyes were red because of her hangover."
"After I was pulled up by you, I started crying and talking about those sad past events and feelings just like before."
"In desperation, you have no choice but to put it down and wait for her to wake up."
"When she woke up, she found you cleaning up the house, with a trace of embarrassment on her face."
"You didn't even look at her. After the house was almost tidy, you said two words - divorce!"
"Although you have only been married for a short time, you really can't accept your wife's bad habits, so you fortunately filed for divorce."
"After saying these two words, you ignored your wife who was stunned, packed your things, and left the house."
"It was very cold outside that night, so you randomly found a bar and prepared to drink to vent your anger."
"But just when you sat down and were about to ask the waiter for a drink, you found someone in the next seat drinking."
"The other party is a woman, very beautiful, and you are very familiar with her."
"Because she is the same woman who made you hurt for more than ten years when you were in college!"
"You can't believe that you're meeting her again."
"Because she went abroad more than ten years ago, and you have had no contact since then."
"Although this woman once deeply hurt you, the feelings buried deep in your heart burst out again."
"You got up and sat next to that woman like a ghost."
"When she saw you, she also showed surprise."
"In the bar, two frustrated people were drinking and talking about their experiences."
"It was only then that you realized that her cross-border marriage was not happy. In the end, she could not bear her husband's successive cheatings, so she took the initiative to divorce."
"After hearing that she was divorced, your heart was pounding and you wanted to pursue her again."
"But when you were about to say your confession again, you suddenly realized that you were already married."
"But if you think about it carefully, you have already filed for divorce because you couldn't stand your new wife's bad habits."
"If the divorce can be successful, then can't I still pursue my former lover?"
"You left her phone number complacently and prepared to launch a new love offensive against her."
"But the next day, you suddenly received a call from your mother."
"Mother tells you... your current wife is pregnant..."
(End of this chapter)
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