Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 556: Old Taoist Priest, you are really on time!
After making sure that Second Senior Brother Yang Qingshu and others were completely safe, Lu Heng quietly returned to Nanxiang City.

Trouble has been happening quite frequently recently, so he decided to be quiet for a while before causing another big one.

As for where it happened...

Just put it in a country in Southeast Asia!

I got bombed for no reason, I will take revenge no matter what!

Thinking of this, Lu Heng sneered and planned the next specific plan in his mind.

Before I knew it, it was already three nights later.

Lu Heng's future plan finally had a rough outline.

Next, you just need to add some little things to it, and then you can implement it!
"Calculating the time, there will be no live broadcast for nearly a week."

“It seems like there’s nothing important to do tonight, why not do a live broadcast!”

Thinking of this, Lu Heng took a picture of the mobile phone on the bedside from the air, and then clicked on the Douhu APP.

After he entered the live broadcast room and started the live broadcast, it was still the same as usual. The system immediately pushed his broadcast news to every fan who paid attention to the live broadcast room.

Less than 10 minutes after the broadcast started, nearly 200 million water friends had already poured into the live broadcast room.

"Old Taoist Priest, you are really on time!"

"I thought the old Taoist priest wanted to pigeon again!"

"Me too, it scares people so much that their hearts are pounding."

"The distinguished super invincible handsome user 'Tianhai Wu Yanzu' entered the live broadcast room, please male water friends to hide their girlfriends! Female water friends please lock their doors!"

"The super invincible supreme VIP handsome guy user 'peeed three feet in the wind' entered the live broadcast room. Please open your boudoir door to the female water friends and welcome the male water friends to disappear voluntarily!"

“ProPlusMax supreme user ‘Lead Mountain Silver Gun Little Overlord’ enters the live broadcast room, please cheer together...”

"Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?"

"Brothers and sisters, let me tell you some good news. At one o'clock this afternoon, my wife gave birth to a big fat boy!"

"congratulations!"

"As a friend of the live broadcast room, I sincerely suggest that I get a DNA test."

"What's the matter, our live broadcast room is destined to have a grassland above our head?"

"Stop talking about those useless things. Congratulations, brother, on having a baby!"

"Uuuuuuuuah...I don't even know where my wife is!"

"Brothers and sisters, it's me! My surname is 'Bu', and I want you all to do me a favor and give my son a more domineering name..."

"A domineering name? Why not call it 'Bu Jingyun'!"

"This is a good name. It sounds like it could be worth 10 taels of gold!"

"What's good? Didn't Bu Jingyun lose his father when he was ten years old?"

"It was my adoptive father who died, but my biological father is alive and well."

"Damn it, if I died when my son was ten years old, wouldn't it be another big news?"

"I think it's better to call him 'Buu', he's so domineering!"

"This name... is invincible!"

"Call me ibuprofen! It sounds good."

"Ibuprofen? It's designed to treat irritability, right?"

Water friends are very enthusiastic about naming other people's sons.

This energy is more powerful than naming my own son.

Lu Heng couldn't help laughing when he looked at the messy names on the barrage.

These sand sculpture friends have really big ideas!
There are so many tricks that can come out of just one name.

"Cough cough..."

After a habitual cough, Lu Heng said with a smile: "Good evening, my friends!"

"We are still selecting two lucky water friends tonight to live broadcast fortune telling."

"It's still the same old rules as before, I won't go into too much detail..."

After reading the familiar opening remarks, he casually clicked on the 5-minute countdown.

Naturally, the water friends heard the elegant meaning of Xiange and began to send gifts one after another. Regardless of whether it is valuable or free, brush them all.

"Brothers, to be honest, the old Taoist priest has already decided on me, so you can feel envious as much as you want!"

"Envy? I envy your hammer!"

"With such a high profile, aren't you afraid that the old Taoist priest will tell you that your son is not yours at all?"

"More than that? I pinched my toes and found out that his daughter is not his biological child!"

"You should listen to me! Donor, your wife is actually bigamous!"

"Aren't you disgusting? How can you curse others for no reason? I think he remarried after his father's divorce and married his high school goddess!"

"Huh? Goddess turned stepmother? Why do I feel like I can predict the development of the plot?"

"Damn it, I'm familiar with this plot!"

"It feels a little exciting!"

"Ahem...we are all decent people, it's best to talk about this kind of plot privately!"

"If you have any information, please send a copy to my friend. He is very curious."

"I am his friend, and I want to criticize him!"

Very quickly, 5 minutes passed.

"The time has come, please stop giving gifts!"

"Senior, I will start drawing out tonight's lucky water friends now..."

After Lu Heng finished speaking, he pressed the lottery button in the live broadcast room.

In the blink of an eye, all the lucky water friends tonight were drawn out.

In the live broadcast room, 500 to [-] million people have entered one after another at this time.

To be drawn among so many water friends is tantamount to reaching the sky.

Everyone naturally understands this, so their mentality is very stable.

Even if they are not chosen, everyone will not be annoyed or angry, but will be a little excited.

After all, the fun is coming!

Lu Heng glanced at the two lucky ones tonight and said with a smile: "Let us congratulate the two water friends "Sister-in-law, please let go" and "You are ugly, sleep first" for becoming the lucky water friends tonight!"

"Now I invite tonight's first lucky water friend - 'Sister-in-law, please let go'!"

After saying that, he sent an invitation to the water friend.

"Good guy! This name makes people think a lot!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, is my sister-in-law going to hit someone? Otherwise, how can I make her let go?"

"Don't pretend to be confused while pretending to understand!"

"With a name like this, it sounds boring."

"I guess he's either an otaku with glasses or a slutty little fat guy."

"No, no, no, it should be a wretched, fat otaku wearing glasses!"

"Did wearing glasses offend you?"

"Did the fat otaku offend you?"

"Did the obscene, fat otaku wearing glasses provoke you?"

"Look, look, someone is right here!"

"Let me tell you, the Internet is not a place outside the law! If you dare to slander me again, I will sue you and demand that your girlfriend be compensated to me!"

"Well... I also want to sue. Where should I go to the court?"

"You're a single old bachelor with a girlfriend who's a jerk? If you don't mind, I can compensate you for my wife who just had a flat tire."

"Pay it to me, it can still be used after a little replenishment!"

"Damn it, you are really not picky about food!"

"A man who is full does not know that a man who is hungry is hungry!"

"You are all really talented! I'm convinced, I'm so convinced..."

(End of this chapter)