Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 560 Lao Zhu’s experience

Facing these ridiculing comments from water friends, Lao Zhu looked a little embarrassed.

He didn't cry or laugh.

"Old Taoist Priest, my situation is pretty good!"

"I feel that with my situation, I won't be able to find a suitable woman until I'm 40, right?"

After Lao Zhu was silent for a while, he asked bravely.

Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled lightly and said, "There is actually a reason why I waited until the age of 40 to find the woman that suits my heart!"

"Please ask the old Taoist priest to help me clear up my doubts!"

Lao Zhu asked hurriedly.

He felt that he could not delay getting married until he was 40 for no reason.

Sure enough, there is a reason for this!
Thinking of this, his slightly embarrassed face finally showed an excited smile.

After all, no one who wants to get married wants to wait until the age of 40 to find the right woman to get married, right?

And at that age, how many good ones can be left to him?

Don't be like what water friends say, you will end up being a receiver!

Lu Heng gently stroked his long beard and said in a leisurely manner: "Little friend Zhu, if you want to change your future destiny, it's actually very simple!"

"I just need you to stay at home honestly from now on and not hang out with your friend surnamed Zhang!"

"Huh?"

Hearing this, Lao Zhu was stunned again.

What happened?
I delayed finding the right partner until I was 40. Is it related to Lao Zhang?
What did Lao Zhang do to himself?
Why did you let yourself find your partner so late?
After thinking of this, Lao Zhu was filled with doubts.

In contrast, the water friends got excited, showed off their imaginations, and started guessing.

"People like Lao Zhang who like to have fun but are unwilling to take responsibility cannot have deep friendships!"

"From the words of the old Taoist priest, we can see that it was Lao Zhang who made Lao Zhu delay getting married until he was 40 years old. So the question is, what did Lao Zhang do?"

"Ahem... that... that... Lao Zhang can't be HOMO, right? Hi"

"Huh huh huh...ahhhhhhhhhh..."

"It looks like it, it looks very similar! The prince praised it"

"No, didn't Lao Zhang get Xiaoli pregnant? How could he still be related to Lao Zhu?"

"Don't listen to these people's nonsense! The old Taoist priest asked Lao Zhu not to go out and ghost Lao Zhang at night. Obviously the problem lies here!"

"I feel the same way!"

"Could it be that Lao Zhang took Lao Zhu out to make trouble at night, which led to the infection of cauliflower?"

"In the future, Lao Zhang can still go out and have fun with Lao Zhu. It seems that he has not taken over."

"What a pity! It's better for a scumbag like Lao Zhang to stay tied to a scheming bitch like Xiaoli."

"Indeed! After these two people are tied up, it will be a contribution to the vast majority of mankind!"

"Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu, don't you see that you, a thick-browed, big-eyed, honest person, actually often go out at night?"

"You shouldn't judge a person by his appearance. Maybe our Brother Zhu is an old prince of the nightclub?"

"Good guy, have you upgraded from a young prince to an old prince?"

"Then in the end, won't you be promoted to an old prince?"

"The servant sees the prince!"

"My lord, long time no see. Do you miss me?"

"If you serve well as a scout, I will reward you!"

“Everywhere is homo (sadness)”

Lao Zhu looked at the barrages floating on the computer screen, and after excluding those who were making fun of them, he felt that the speeches of some water friends still made sense. Immortal Taoist Priest did not ask him to sever ties with Lao Zhang just now.

Instead, let him stay at home and not go out with Lao Zhang at night.

This also proves that my bad situation in the future is likely to be related to this.

"Cough cough!"

Just as Lao Zhu was lost in thought, he suddenly heard a slight cough.

He quickly raised his head and turned his attention to the computer screen.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also the same.

Lu Heng's cough attracted everyone's attention in the live broadcast room as always.

He then spoke again: "Old Taoist, I believe that Zhu Xiaoyou must be very confused in his heart, why I won't let you go out with that friend named Zhang at night."

"Mmmmmmm!"

Hearing this, Lao Zhu nodded quickly to confirm.

Lu Heng smiled faintly and continued: "In the future that I have calculated, your friend named Zhang will eventually marry Xiaoli."

"However, his married life is not happy."

"During Xiaoli's pregnancy, he often went to nightclubs with you and several other friends to hang out."

"Probably around the next year, you were very depressed because of the failure of the blind date."

"That friend surnamed Zhang took the initiative to take you to the nightclub and found some nightclub princesses to comfort you."

"You are very attached to one of the nightclub princesses, and at the instigation of your friend surnamed Zhang, you decided to have a one-night stand."

"Just when you took the nightclub princess and took a taxi to the hotel and booked the room with great expectations, the police suddenly broke into the door..."

Having said that, Lu Heng paused for a moment.

He suppressed the laughter in his heart and continued: "Then, you and the nightclub princess were arrested together."

"Under police investigation, the identity of the nightclub princess was quickly revealed."

"It turned out that she was a delinquent woman who specialized in special services and was infected with AIDS more than a year ago."

"Fortunately, you did not have a relationship with her, nor did you have any financial dealings, so the police just educated you and released you."

"After learning something about the nightclub princess, you feel very lucky."

"If you got AIDS out of nowhere, there's really no reason to explain..."

When the water friends heard this, they were completely laughing like crazy.

"Damn it! I didn't expect Lao Zhu to have such an experience next year!"

"I take back what I said before, this Lao Zhang is really a good brother and a good buddy!"

"Lao Zhu, you delayed getting married until you were 40. It can't be because of this, right?"

"It's bad luck to be caught for anti-pornography!"

"Isn't this bad? Fortunately, I was caught, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous!"

"Yes, fortunately, the police officers caught the person in time. If it had been a little later, he would have been infected with AIDS. How could this be justified?"

"One day, you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, let alone your diamond ring and savings... Of course, she won't want you either!"

"No, no, no, it should be like this! One day, you will meet a good girl. She doesn't care about your car or your house. She only needs 500 yuan at a time!"

"When did foot washing become so expensive?"

"Ai, it's a big deal! Warts are no big deal, the chance of winning is only [-]%!"

"I suggest everyone be more honest and stop hanging out with women who don't know the details."

"Lao Zhu is very lucky. If it had been anyone else, he would have been hit..."

(End of this chapter)