Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 564 If you are ugly, sleep first

After listening to Lu Heng's story, water friends had different reactions.

No one thought that Lao Zhu's future would be so... dramatic!
"I really didn't expect that Lao Zhu delayed getting married until he was forty years old. It turns out that this is the reason."

"I didn't expect that Lao Zhu and Lao Zhang, childhood friends, classmates and friends, would end up like this!"

"Everything that Lao Zhu will encounter in the future is all because he has too many things!"

"I agree! He should have completely broken off the relationship with Lao Zhang after the fight in the bar!"

"Don't worry about Lao Zhang's messy things, and you won't be fired and sent to jail again."

"A person like Lao Zhang may seem quite capable, but in fact he is also a master who has no idea at all."

"As long as he has some brains, he won't be played with by Xiaoli."

"The old Taoist priest was right before. You must not hang out with Lao Zhang in the future. This guy has no sense of responsibility!"

"I really didn't understand why during the bar fight, Lao Zhu was injured for him, so why did he turn around and be persuaded by Xiaoli to block Lao Zhu?"

"On the one hand, it's Xiaoli who is very clever, but on the other hand, it's because Lao Zhang has no brains."

"I despise this kind of person the most! Drink some bad wine and be lazy."

"If he really wants to kill Xiaoli and her adulterer, why does Lao Zhu need to pull him away?"

"After talking for a long time, it turned out that this guy was deliberately acting for Lao Zhu, but he didn't expect to kill himself in the middle of the fight."

"It doesn't matter if he plays himself to death, but he has tricked Lao Zhu."

"Why don't you call Lao Zhu a troublemaker? Isn't he going to kill the adulterer and the adulterous couple? Let him go and see if he has the courage."

"If Lao Zhu didn't pull him, he would probably give up."

"Even a woman like Xiaoli can't deal with it, so she just tricked our stupid Brother Zhu..."

Seeing everyone's barrage in his eyes, Lao Zhu felt mixed emotions.

In fact, he didn't expect that his future would be so dramatic.

From now until he goes to jail, every incident that happens to him is inseparable from Lao Zhang.

Although Lao Zhang treats him well, the other party's performance in the future also makes him feel a little chilled.

He didn't know whether the drunk Lao Zhang had the courage to kill the adulterer and the adulteress.

But judging from their many years of experience together, Lao Zhang does have an element of acting.

It's a pity that he didn't see it.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have landed himself in jail.

"Ugh!"

Thinking of this, Lao Zhu couldn't help but sigh.

He raised his head, looked at Lu Heng on the screen, and said in a deep voice: "Old Taoist Master, don't worry!"

"I will definitely never hang out with Lao Zhang again."

"And I will never get involved in the matter between Lao Zhang and Xiao Li."

"It's good to know, little friend!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly.

[System prompt: The host has successfully changed the way of heaven and is absorbing fate, please check the host later...]

At the same time, the system's prompt sound also sounded in his ears.

Lao Zhu's future destiny has changed from this moment on.

Next, Lao Zhu said a lot of words of gratitude.

Finally, he temporarily added some money and gathered together ten cloud-piercing arrows.

After delivering the gifts, he respectfully said goodbye to Lu Heng, and then disconnected the microphone.

"The calculation of the first lucky water friend has been completed, so let's invite the second lucky water friend tonight - 'If you are ugly, sleep first'!"

Lu Heng said while looking for the second lucky water friend.

After finding the other party, he immediately sent an invitation to Lian Mai.

After a while, Lian Mai's invitation was accepted. As the camera flashed, two girls in their [-]s and [-]s appeared in the live broadcast room.

The girl on the left has short hair, round and shiny cheeks, and slightly red cheeks. She seems to be very excited.

Those eyes are big and bright, showing endless agility.

Her smile is warm but sincere, like sunlight shining down from the sun, always illuminating everyone around her.

The girl on the right has long shawl hair, as black as night.

Her facial features are exquisite and three-dimensional, exuding a charming charm.

A pair of bright eyes, as clear as streams.

The red lips were slightly curved with yearning, revealing a playful smile.

After the two girls appeared in the live broadcast room, the fans couldn't help but howl.

"Huh? Why did my wife suddenly become two?"

"Two wives are available for everyone to choose from. I choose the one on the left. Being slightly chubby is the right answer!"

"Then I'll suffer a bit and have the long-haired beauty on the right!"

"Children only make choices, of course adults have to choose them all!"

"Only a child would ask for so much. Anyone who has been there knows that he can't hold it back!"

"No, only children play exclusive. Adults know that the more beautiful girls the better!"

"I'm so convinced! You old perverts, can you please stop calling my wife wife, okay?"

"Correction, I am not old!"

"Okay, little color batch!"

"If you're not allowed to call me wife, what should you call me?"

"Hello, female primates!"

"You're going to make me laugh to death. The other barrages were fine. But when I saw this, I just burst out laughing!"

"Female...female benefactor? Isn't there something wrong?"

"Two women who just met have made you quarrel like this. What on earth are you pretending to be in your minds? Dirty! Don't ask me why I am also posting barrages. I am just trying to persuade you. That's all! Don't be tempted by vulgar things, learn to control yourself...and don't have any inappropriate thoughts about my wife!"

"Fuck, can you please stop talking dirty to my wife? It's so annoying!"

"I'll send you ten bottles of aged Laobaigan and fifty pounds of cephalosporins. I'll give you enough to take care of!"

"Are you not eating enough peaches?"

"It's not even time yet, and you're already dreaming?"

"Cough cough..."

Seeing that these sand sculpture friends were going crazy again, Lu Heng hurriedly coughed lightly.

After temporarily stopping the barrage of the old perverts, he said with a smile: "Good evening, two little friends!"

"Old Taoist, hello!"

"Both of us are big fans of yours and have been following you for months."

"I didn't expect that I would be selected by you tonight. It's such an honor!"

The short-haired girl on the left spoke first.

Her face was flushed, and she was obviously very excited.