Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 601 The Holy Body of Congenital Divorce
Chapter 601 The Holy Body of Congenital Divorce
"Xu Xiaoyou, your fifth wife is also a enterprising woman."
"She is not opposed to having children."
"But she doesn't like your obsession with children."
"Because she doesn't want to be a tool for giving birth."
"And in order to allow her to have time to help you give birth to a child, you took the initiative to transfer her to a leisure department."
"But all this is the trigger for your divorce!"
"As a career-minded and ambitious woman, how could she be willing to transfer to a leisurely department and take care of her retirement in advance?"
"She expressed unprecedented anger at your actions."
"So, she took the initiative to file for divorce."
"After trying hard to persuade her to no avail, you finally went to get the divorce certificate with her."
"After the divorce, she took the initiative to resign from your company and went to the south with her twin twins..."
Lu Heng spoke at a leisurely pace and explained the reasons why Xu Jie's fifth wife divorced.
After hearing this, Xu Jie was completely numb.
As of this fifth wife, there are only four children.
Next, there are seven children waiting to be his stepsons and stepdaughters!
Based on one wife and two children in the future, he will get married at least three times in the future!
Compared to his silence, Shuiyou became more and more excited and excited.
"As expected, it is indeed a holy body of congenital divorce. They are divorced again!"
"I'm already crying with envy, just give me one!"
"Okay, I'll give you the XXN from before."
"Forget it then, it's better to be single!"
"XXN who keeps saying that she needs to take care of her money every day to feel safe is so scary!"
"I'm counting on my fingers. Brother Xu will get married three or four times in the future!"
"To be honest, Lao Xu is really crazy. How can you ask someone to give birth to twins for you?"
"This fifth wife is very smart. Her ex-husband had a bad gambling habit, so she divorced her! Lao Xu wanted to use her as a tool to have children, so he divorced her too!"
"Such a nice woman, I want to ask for her contact information."
"Brother Xu, haven't you recognized the reality yet? Why don't you just accept me as your adopted son? After you die, just give me a small target's inheritance!"
"Damn it, you really dare to think that! Then I also want to be this little target's adopted son!"
"Brother Xu, I...I am different from them! I am a woman, and I want to be your adopted daughter."
"You bastards are so greedy for money! My parents died early, and I am willing to serve Brother Xu until I grow old!"
"Good guy! Let's change our live broadcast room to the adopted son's live broadcast room!"
"Okay, okay! Let's gather together the Four Heavenly Kings first, then the Five Tiger Generals, and then the Seven Stars Juyi."
"There are also Thirteen Taibao and Eighteen Arhats!"
"There are so many water friends in our live broadcast room, including the thirty-six Tiangang and the seventy-two earth demons..."
Seeing the water friends in the live broadcast room vying to be his adopted son and adopted daughter, Xu Jie felt quite dumbfounded.
I was still a little depressed just now, but now I feel much better.
Then, he shook his head slightly and said, "I appreciate everyone's kindness."
"But I really have no interest in recognizing my adopted son and adopted daughter."
"Of course, anyone who can come to the old Taoist Master's live broadcast room can be regarded as my Xu Jie's friend."
"If you have any difficulties in the future, you can also ask me for help."
"If you come to my city, I will treat you to delicious food and drinks..."
After saying a few words to the water friends, he turned his eyes and looked at Lu Heng on the computer screen again.
"Old Taoist Priest, I understand."
"My future eleven children will all be brought by others before they get married, right?"
"I just want a child of my own. Is it really that difficult?"
Xu Jie was dejected and said with disappointment on his face. Seeing his appearance, Lu Heng knew that Boss Xu was probably going to be depressed.
Originally, next, he wanted to talk about Boss Xu's sixth, seventh and eighth ex-wives.
The stories of the next three are even more exciting than the previous ones.
There are not only those who are divorced with children, but also those who become pregnant out of wedlock, and those whose husbands die of illness and are left alone as widows.
And none of these three are fuel-efficient.
Before being married into the family by Xu Jie, each of them was better at acting than the other.
What about after you get married?
Good guy!
Xu Jie was immediately thrown into disarray.
But looking at Xu Jie's depressed look now, if he told everything, he might cause boss Xu some depression.
For the sake of the lucky friend's mental health, he decided not to say anything.
"Alas! I always like to think about others..."
"I'm so kind!"
Lu Heng couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Then, he comforted him: "Xu Xiaoyou, there is no need to be too sad!"
"Actually, of your eleven children in the future, only ten will be stepsons and stepdaughters..."
Hearing this, Xu Jie, who had been upset just now, was suddenly startled.
But soon, he came back to his senses, and his face was full of excitement.
"Old Taoist Master, can I still give birth to a child of my own in the future?"
He was so excited that his voice began to tremble.
"No!"
However, under Xu Jie's hopeful gaze, Lu Heng gently shook his head.
This shake of the head confused Xu Jie again.
what happened?
He thought about Lu Heng's words again.
In the future, he will have eleven children.
He originally thought that these eleven children would be the children his future wife had before marrying him.
This is what the proverb calls stepsons and stepdaughters.
But just now, the old Taoist priest told him that among the eleven children in the future, only ten will be stepsons and stepdaughters...
If that's the case, wouldn't the last one be his future biological child?
But why did the old Taoist priest shake his head again and say "no"?
Xu Jie walked around and around, becoming more and more confused.
The water friends were also confused.
"Old Taoist Priest, what's going on?"
"Ten of the eleven children are step-sons and step-daughters, so isn't the eleventh one Brother Xu's biological child in the future?"
"Yes, there is nothing wrong with this logic!"
"But the old Taoist priest shook his head and denied it!"
"I took a closer look and found out that among these eleven children, ten are step-sons and step-daughters, but the last one is not my own, so what does it count? Schrödinger's son?"
"666666! The old Taoist master knows how to play!"
"I feel like my CPU is about to burn out!"
"Old Taoist Priest, please help us clear up our doubts!"
"Yes, old Taoist priest, please tell me quickly! I'm so curious that I'm about to scratch the wall."
"Hahaha! Brother Xu's reaction just now was really interesting. First he was excited and excited, and then after the old Taoist priest shook his head, he looked like he was questioning myself."
"The old Taoist priest still likes to show off, I love it!"
"If the eleventh one is really Lao Xu's biological child in the future, then how can I recognize my adoptive father?"
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(End of this chapter)
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