Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 643

As the screen in the live broadcast room froze slightly, tonight's first lucky water friend, "巭孬嫑奥玎", appeared in the live broadcast room.

This water friend, who was about 23 or 24 years old, was wearing a simple hurdle vest in a study-like room.

In terms of appearance, he is at the level of ordinary people. He is not handsome, but he is not ugly either.

But there is one thing that cannot be ignored.

That's...his body!

The tall and strong body shows strong lines, the muscles are tight and powerful, and the beauty is like a sculpture, which is amazing.

Every muscle shows a clear texture, like a carving art like a knife.

Through the thin vest, you can even see his solid six-pack abs.

With such a perfect figure, she is enough to instantly kill 99.99% of the male water friends in the live broadcast room.

After seeing the first lucky water friend tonight appear, the barrage in the live broadcast instantly filled the screen.

"Holy shit! What did I see? A muscular man?"

"Oh my God! I have watched so many live broadcasts of the old Taoist master, and this is the first time I have seen such a perfect figure!"

"I feel like my mouth is drooling!"

"I was so touched that tears flowed from the corners of my mouth!"

"Sisters, let's be more reserved, okay?"

"Gan! Brother, you are so weird. Let me take another look."

"Not to mention the female water friends in our live broadcast room, even a man like me was caught."

"Me too!"

"Let me ask you, how can you not love this figure? How did you build these muscles?"

"Since ancient times, barrage has produced talents, and quatrains have been spoken casually throughout the ages. However, I am uneducated and can travel the world with just one sentence!"

"I want to build such muscles! Then I will give some benefits to the female water friends!"

"Brother, it depends on your body type. You need to have a big frame, and you need to gain weight first, and then lose fat, so that you can develop a muscular body. The whole process is very painful."

"Although my little brother is not handsome, with such a figure, it doesn't matter whether he is handsome or not."

"If I had such a figure, I would have become the favorite of the rich woman!"

"I rarely praise people because I'm a stubborn person, but this figure is really awesome!"

"A beautiful body is indeed what humans yearn for (￣▽￣)"

"Ahem...appropriate fitness can attract women, but if you exercise too much, brothers, please be careful!"

"Duck eggs should not be duck eggs, and oysters should not be oysters!"

"Hmph! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"

"You are one by one..."

“The live broadcast room stinks so much!”

"I'm also from Guangdong, so we are fellow villagers!"

"FaQ"

"Do you like to play games?"

"I think about it, I really want to..."

Looking at the messy barrages floating on the screen of his mobile phone, Lu Heng shook his head speechlessly.

Then, he said with a smile: "May I ask what I call this little friend?"

"Hello, old Taoist priest!"

"My surname is Lu, you can call me Xiao Lu!"

"巭嬬嫑勥玎" heard this and immediately reported his name with a smile.

"It turns out to be Lu Xiaoyou!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then asked: "I wonder what little friend Lu wants to calculate tonight?"

"Old Taoist Priest, I would like to ask you to help me count my online girlfriends!"

Xiao Lu said with an embarrassed smile on his face.

"Online dating girlfriend?"

Lu Heng was slightly startled when he heard these four words. Good guy!

Among the water friends who have watched his live broadcast, there are still some who believe in online dating?

He vaguely remembered that two lucky water friends had approached him to become their online girlfriends.

The results of it?

One was treated as a fool by the middle-aged couple next door, and the other was treated as a fool by his classmates...

After hearing Xiao Lu's request, all the water friends were dumbfounded.

"Xiao Lu, we have all told you that online dating is unreliable!"

"That's right, why do you only grow muscles and not brains?"

"Don't believe in any online dating. Two water friends have gone to an old Taoist priest to tell fortunes before, and then they found out that any online dating girlfriend is a scam."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...can you please stop mentioning my sadness?"

"Holy shit! Are you picking at the anus and sniffing your hands? Isn't this the lucky water friend with an AI girlfriend?"

"Good guy! Is this a personal statement?"

"By the way, that East China Sea... where is the dragon and the wave?"

"Xiao Lu, let me introduce to you. Brother Kuoju above was also dating online before. His online dating partner was an AI obtained by his classmate. Brother Donghai Hou was deceived by a pair of middle-aged scammers. It has to be fought to the death.”

"Listen to my old friend's advice and forget about this online girlfriend thing!"

"There is no need to invest too much energy into something unreliable like this."

"Xiao Lu, doesn't your online dating partner care about you asking for money?"

"Everyone's words are good advice! It was because I watched the old Taoist Master's live broadcast that I quickly broke off online dating. Then within a month, I received a call from the police, asking me to assist in the investigation..."

"What are you investigating? Weren't you not fooled?"

"My online dating partner is indeed a beauty, not a liar. It's just that she was involved in more than 20 ships before something happened."

"Wonima, this is the real female Sea King!"

"I guess there are ruthless people in these ships. They couldn't love her, so they chose to do it."

"Mad, it's so scary! I have to tell my five girlfriends quickly!"

"Wake up, stop having sweet dreams!"

"Aren't those five fingers your own? Do you need to make it clear?"

"You are really a group of heifers crossing the single-plank bridge - one cow after another!"

"Hahaha……"

Seeing these barrages from water friends, Xiao Lu suddenly burst into laughter.

Then, he shook his head and said, "I know everyone is doing it for my own good."

"As for the live broadcasts of those two brothers, I have watched them before."

"But my online dating situation is different from theirs!"

At the end of the sentence, Xiao Lu emphasized the word "different".

"Those two guys are just dating online and have never met their online dating partners."

"But I'm different. I've met my online date!"

Xiao Lu said with a triumphant smile on his face.

When the water friends heard this, they frowned again.

"Are you really sick? Now that we've met each other, why do we call it online dating?"

"That's right, we've met each other, why are we dating online?"

"Little brother, I see you are just building muscles, not brains!"

"Then what's the point of coming to see the old Taoist priest?"

"I remember when you first said that your online dating partner refused to show up... You've all seen it, why are you talking about online dating and showing up?"

"Seeing everyone scolding you, I immediately felt a lot better."

"Xiao Lu, I don't blame everyone for scolding you. Why are you talking so confusingly?"

"Did you eat too much protein powder and your brain was mushy?"

(End of this chapter)