Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 67 Women are like clothes, Taoists are like fathers!
Chapter 67 Women are like clothes, Taoists are like fathers!
Seeing this group of enthusiastic leeks in the live broadcast room, Lu Heng couldn't help crying.
It's a pity, if it weren't for the debuff restriction of blood cancer, he would have to cut a few more knives.
"Good evening, water friends!"
"Let's continue the live broadcast of fortune-telling tonight."
"It's still the old rule. After giving gifts, two lucky water friends will be selected for fortune-telling."
"Remember! When giving gifts, you don't need to give any previous gifts..."
Before he finished speaking, the water friends fully showed their enthusiasm.
It doesn't matter what he is worth or not, all kinds of gifts are flying up.
While brushing gifts, the water friends couldn't stay idle and continued typing and chatting.
"Master Daoist, I think what you are looking for is not a predestined person, but a victim!"
"Since the broadcast of Daochang, from the first time Ahu, to the last time Zhang Wenhai and his wife, almost none of them ended well."
"By the way, what happened to Zhang Wenhai? I haven't paid attention to the bib during this time."
"How should I put it? Not to mention being notorious, it is also ruined."
"Didn't the Taoist give the whereabouts of the child? Zhang's sister-in-law went to find the child, and she is planning to divorce Zhang Wenhai."
"Zhang Wenhai seems to have also been sued, allegedly suspected of fraud."
"If it weren't for the Taoist priest, everyone would have been deceived by this guy!"
"Made, looking for a child for ten years is really a good gimmick!"
"The Daoist priest became popular again. Many people are asking about the location of the Taoist priest, and they want to go to the door to tell the fortune in person."
"The Daoist has been wearing a mask since the start of the broadcast. He must not want to reveal his identity. How could he let these guys come to the door?"
"Why don't they come to our live broadcast room? At least don't they have the chance to win the fortune-telling qualification?"
"Haha, you are too young, some things are not easy to say in public!"
"That is, if someone like Zhang Wenhai hadn't been exposed by the Taoist priest in public, who would believe that his ten-year search for a son was just a pretext to siphon money?"
"People's hearts are sinister..."
While the water friends were chatting, the 5-minute gift giving time came to an end soon.
"Okay, see you then."
"Everyone, stop giving gifts."
"Let's draw two counting quotas for tonight..."
Lu Heng followed the same routine as last time. He randomly found a lottery website, and copied and pasted the list of gifts to it.
As he pressed the lottery button, two water friends were drawn in the blink of an eye.
"Everyone saw it too..."
"Tonight's two destined friends are 'Zhao Lili' and 'A Little Itchy Butt'!"
Lu Heng read out the two water friends who were selected by the lottery.
"This Zhao Lili, why does it sound familiar?"
"She seems to be the anchor of the Douhu platform, right? Why did she come to the Douhu platform?"
"Yeah, why did she come here to tell her fortune?"
"Damn it, I searched, and this Zhao Lili is still a beautiful woman!"
"Nonsense, one of the handles of the shaking hands female anchor, how can she not be good-looking?"
"I'm a little interested in the second predestined water friend?"
"Butt is a little itchy? Do you want to be pouted?"
"Why is there HOMO in this studio?"
"I didn't dare to bend down in the live broadcast room, for fear that someone would come from behind and hit me..."
After seeing that the fortune-telling qualification tonight was drawn out, the water friends started discussing one after another.
Everyone was a little disappointed, after all, they were not drawn by the lottery.
But what was followed by disappointment was excitement!
Watch two more shows tonight!
Work hard!
"We are now connecting with the first lucky water friend - Zhao Lili!"
Lu Heng spent a long time, finally found this "Zhao Lili" lady, and then sent an invitation to Lianmai.
As Lianmai was accepted, a long-haired, hot and sexy beauty appeared in the live broadcast room.
"Sure enough, it's Zhao Lili shaking his hands!"
"Fuck, nosebleed, this figure is too hot!"
"Not only good-looking, but also rich and generous!"
"I am willing to be intoxicated in a deep gully forever!"
"Made, isn't this waist too thin? Even a man like me is envious of my real name!"
"Miss, you came to the wrong place tonight!"
"That's right, the Taoist priest won't just let you go just because of your beauty!"
"Beauty, are you wearing black silk? Can you pull the camera down..."
The appearance of Zhao Lili immediately excited the water friends.
The popularity of the entire live broadcast room is steadily rising.
"Hello, little friend Zhao Lili!"
Rao Lu Heng, who had read countless welfare girls in his previous life, couldn't help but a look of surprise flashed in his eyes at this moment.
No wonder it's the top female anchor on the Shaking Hands platform, and she really has two brushes.
"Daozhang, hello!"
Zhao Lili also greeted with a smile.
However, her expression was slightly embarrassed.
"I don't know what my little friend wants to count tonight?"
Lu Heng continued to ask.
"This is..."
When Zhao Lili heard this, the embarrassment on his face increased rather than decreased.
After being silent for a while, she replied truthfully: "Master Daoist, I'm actually not here to tell a fortune tonight."
"I just heard from water friends that there is a live broadcast on the Douhu platform that is very accurate in fortune-telling, so I came here to take a look."
"Unexpectedly, I was drawn..."
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, if you don't want to tell your fortune, you can leave your qualifications to others."
"That... Taoist priest, I want to ask, is your fortune-telling really accurate?"
Zhao Lili didn't drop the wheat directly, but asked a question tentatively.
Upon hearing this, the water friends immediately became angry.
"Zhao Lili, although you are very beautiful, this is not your right to question our Taoist priest's qualifications!"
"Yes, even if a fairy comes, don't even think about questioning our dear Taoist priest!"
"Women are like clothes, Taoists are like fathers! Clothes can be taken off, but fathers can't be thrown away!"
"Is fortune telling accurate? Let me tell you, there is nothing in this world that our priests can't calculate!"
"The Daoist knows everything, but can you actually question it?"
"Hurry up if you want to tell your fortune, don't waste time!"
"That's right, if you don't want to tell the fortune, give me the qualification, and I will calculate tomorrow's lottery numbers!"
"How many times have I told you that even if the Taoist priest calculated the numbers for you, you will never be able to draw!"
"With two dollars, I might as well buy a few spicy sticks to eat!"
As a die-hard fan of Lu Heng, no matter who dares to question Lu Heng, the water friends will attack him together.
Even if you are a big beauty, that won't work!
Even if you are a bachelor, you have to speak up and scold you.
"Since you don't believe me, let Pindao do the math for you!"
Lu Heng was not angry, and secretly called out the Destiny System.
"System, check this person's past information!"
[System prompt: Inquiring about past information will consume the host's lifespan for three days. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Following his confirmation, everything about Zhao Lili's past experience flashed like a movie...
(End of this chapter)
Seeing this group of enthusiastic leeks in the live broadcast room, Lu Heng couldn't help crying.
It's a pity, if it weren't for the debuff restriction of blood cancer, he would have to cut a few more knives.
"Good evening, water friends!"
"Let's continue the live broadcast of fortune-telling tonight."
"It's still the old rule. After giving gifts, two lucky water friends will be selected for fortune-telling."
"Remember! When giving gifts, you don't need to give any previous gifts..."
Before he finished speaking, the water friends fully showed their enthusiasm.
It doesn't matter what he is worth or not, all kinds of gifts are flying up.
While brushing gifts, the water friends couldn't stay idle and continued typing and chatting.
"Master Daoist, I think what you are looking for is not a predestined person, but a victim!"
"Since the broadcast of Daochang, from the first time Ahu, to the last time Zhang Wenhai and his wife, almost none of them ended well."
"By the way, what happened to Zhang Wenhai? I haven't paid attention to the bib during this time."
"How should I put it? Not to mention being notorious, it is also ruined."
"Didn't the Taoist give the whereabouts of the child? Zhang's sister-in-law went to find the child, and she is planning to divorce Zhang Wenhai."
"Zhang Wenhai seems to have also been sued, allegedly suspected of fraud."
"If it weren't for the Taoist priest, everyone would have been deceived by this guy!"
"Made, looking for a child for ten years is really a good gimmick!"
"The Daoist priest became popular again. Many people are asking about the location of the Taoist priest, and they want to go to the door to tell the fortune in person."
"The Daoist has been wearing a mask since the start of the broadcast. He must not want to reveal his identity. How could he let these guys come to the door?"
"Why don't they come to our live broadcast room? At least don't they have the chance to win the fortune-telling qualification?"
"Haha, you are too young, some things are not easy to say in public!"
"That is, if someone like Zhang Wenhai hadn't been exposed by the Taoist priest in public, who would believe that his ten-year search for a son was just a pretext to siphon money?"
"People's hearts are sinister..."
While the water friends were chatting, the 5-minute gift giving time came to an end soon.
"Okay, see you then."
"Everyone, stop giving gifts."
"Let's draw two counting quotas for tonight..."
Lu Heng followed the same routine as last time. He randomly found a lottery website, and copied and pasted the list of gifts to it.
As he pressed the lottery button, two water friends were drawn in the blink of an eye.
"Everyone saw it too..."
"Tonight's two destined friends are 'Zhao Lili' and 'A Little Itchy Butt'!"
Lu Heng read out the two water friends who were selected by the lottery.
"This Zhao Lili, why does it sound familiar?"
"She seems to be the anchor of the Douhu platform, right? Why did she come to the Douhu platform?"
"Yeah, why did she come here to tell her fortune?"
"Damn it, I searched, and this Zhao Lili is still a beautiful woman!"
"Nonsense, one of the handles of the shaking hands female anchor, how can she not be good-looking?"
"I'm a little interested in the second predestined water friend?"
"Butt is a little itchy? Do you want to be pouted?"
"Why is there HOMO in this studio?"
"I didn't dare to bend down in the live broadcast room, for fear that someone would come from behind and hit me..."
After seeing that the fortune-telling qualification tonight was drawn out, the water friends started discussing one after another.
Everyone was a little disappointed, after all, they were not drawn by the lottery.
But what was followed by disappointment was excitement!
Watch two more shows tonight!
Work hard!
"We are now connecting with the first lucky water friend - Zhao Lili!"
Lu Heng spent a long time, finally found this "Zhao Lili" lady, and then sent an invitation to Lianmai.
As Lianmai was accepted, a long-haired, hot and sexy beauty appeared in the live broadcast room.
"Sure enough, it's Zhao Lili shaking his hands!"
"Fuck, nosebleed, this figure is too hot!"
"Not only good-looking, but also rich and generous!"
"I am willing to be intoxicated in a deep gully forever!"
"Made, isn't this waist too thin? Even a man like me is envious of my real name!"
"Miss, you came to the wrong place tonight!"
"That's right, the Taoist priest won't just let you go just because of your beauty!"
"Beauty, are you wearing black silk? Can you pull the camera down..."
The appearance of Zhao Lili immediately excited the water friends.
The popularity of the entire live broadcast room is steadily rising.
"Hello, little friend Zhao Lili!"
Rao Lu Heng, who had read countless welfare girls in his previous life, couldn't help but a look of surprise flashed in his eyes at this moment.
No wonder it's the top female anchor on the Shaking Hands platform, and she really has two brushes.
"Daozhang, hello!"
Zhao Lili also greeted with a smile.
However, her expression was slightly embarrassed.
"I don't know what my little friend wants to count tonight?"
Lu Heng continued to ask.
"This is..."
When Zhao Lili heard this, the embarrassment on his face increased rather than decreased.
After being silent for a while, she replied truthfully: "Master Daoist, I'm actually not here to tell a fortune tonight."
"I just heard from water friends that there is a live broadcast on the Douhu platform that is very accurate in fortune-telling, so I came here to take a look."
"Unexpectedly, I was drawn..."
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, if you don't want to tell your fortune, you can leave your qualifications to others."
"That... Taoist priest, I want to ask, is your fortune-telling really accurate?"
Zhao Lili didn't drop the wheat directly, but asked a question tentatively.
Upon hearing this, the water friends immediately became angry.
"Zhao Lili, although you are very beautiful, this is not your right to question our Taoist priest's qualifications!"
"Yes, even if a fairy comes, don't even think about questioning our dear Taoist priest!"
"Women are like clothes, Taoists are like fathers! Clothes can be taken off, but fathers can't be thrown away!"
"Is fortune telling accurate? Let me tell you, there is nothing in this world that our priests can't calculate!"
"The Daoist knows everything, but can you actually question it?"
"Hurry up if you want to tell your fortune, don't waste time!"
"That's right, if you don't want to tell the fortune, give me the qualification, and I will calculate tomorrow's lottery numbers!"
"How many times have I told you that even if the Taoist priest calculated the numbers for you, you will never be able to draw!"
"With two dollars, I might as well buy a few spicy sticks to eat!"
As a die-hard fan of Lu Heng, no matter who dares to question Lu Heng, the water friends will attack him together.
Even if you are a big beauty, that won't work!
Even if you are a bachelor, you have to speak up and scold you.
"Since you don't believe me, let Pindao do the math for you!"
Lu Heng was not angry, and secretly called out the Destiny System.
"System, check this person's past information!"
[System prompt: Inquiring about past information will consume the host's lifespan for three days. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Following his confirmation, everything about Zhao Lili's past experience flashed like a movie...
(End of this chapter)
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