Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 696 Counting corpses

After the water friends saw this "Old Cao next door", they felt a sense of surprise in their hearts.

And those single old perverts couldn't help it anymore.

"Xiao Li, why do I think you and my future wife look the same?"

"Don't talk nonsense, this is obviously my wife!"

"Whenever you see a beautiful person, you have to call me wife. You want to show some face, okay? Isn't that right, wife?"

"Not long after Xiao Kong left, you all rebelled?"

"The eyes are too green. Where can I find a young woman like Xiaoli?"

"Young people don't know how good young women are, and they mistake young girls for treasures!"

"Xiao Li, don't try to seduce me. The last time I took the high-speed train and passed the security check, the machine kept beeping. The security inspector came and searched for a long time but couldn't find any metal. Only in the end did he realize that it was my iron will!"

"Hello, Tiehanhan!"

"Damn it, I stopped watching, my browser has changed..."

"Ahem... Brother, I have a friend..."

"I sat up in shock when I was dying, the thief was actually me!"

"I actually have the qualities to be a hero!"

"Boss Cao can get it, but you can only get it!"

"Low emotional intelligence: Cao Cao! High emotional intelligence: a legacy of Wei and Wu!"

"I have been doing good deeds for more than 20 years, and finally I met someone who is attracted to me!"

"Xiao Li, do you have a boyfriend? If so, do you mind having another one?"

"Sister Xiaoli, are you married? If you are married, wouldn't you mind finding another boyfriend?"

"I'm really impressed. Why do you all like young women?"

"A mature big sister won't go crazy easily. She knows when to stop. Who doesn't like that?"

"I'm open and independent, I know the trade-offs, I don't go crazy and I get what I want. I don't have any other problems except that I'm older!"

"Be gentle, mature and considerate, understand the general situation, understand the pattern, and be measured. Modern boys' lives are under great pressure. It is important to have a sensible and comforting girlfriend who understands him and tolerates him..."

Seeing this group of sand sculpture friends calling their wives again, Lu Heng raised his forehead speechlessly.

However, fortunately, he was already used to these sand sculpture water friends, so he quickly adjusted.

"I wonder what you want to calculate tonight, little friend Cao?"

He regained his calm smile before and asked slowly.

"This one……"

Hearing Lu Heng's question, Cao Li seemed a little hesitant.

After hesitating for a while, she tentatively asked: "Old Taoist Priest, if I want to count a dead person, can you count it?"

"Considering death?"

When Lu Heng heard this, he couldn't help but frowned.

The lucky water friends he draws are either considered to be marriages, careers, relatives, or children.

At this point, if you directly ask for the death penalty, this is probably the first time, right?

After a moment of silence, he asked: "Little friend Cao, is it possible that a relative or friend of yours was accidentally killed and you want my help in finding the murderer?"

"No no no..."

Cao Li shook her head repeatedly, and then said with a bit of embarrassment on her pretty face: "Old Taoist Priest, I just want you to help me count the dead!"

"To be more precise, it should be a corpse!"

"Corpse?"

Hearing these two words, Lu Heng's brows furrowed more and more tightly, almost to the point of pinching a mosquito to death. How come there are still people looking for him specifically to count the corpses?

After another moment of silence, he continued to ask: "Could it be that my elder has died and the body is missing?"

Lu Heng's continuous questions made the embarrassment on Cao Li's face become more obvious.

Finally, she gritted her teeth, seemed to have made up her mind, and said clearly: "Old Taoist Priest, I won't hide anything from you."

"Actually, I am a staff member of a funeral home."

"Just two days ago, we had a body go missing from our funeral home."

"I just want to ask you to help me figure out where this lost body went..."

Hearing Cao Li's confession, Lu Heng's heart suddenly felt like ten thousand grass and mud horses roaring past.

Good guy!

It turns out that they are really here to count the corpses!

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all stunned after hearing what Cao Li said.

"Here you go, I'm actually here to find a corpse. The show here by the old Taoist master is really effective!"

"Ahem...Xiao Li, why do you work in a funeral home?"

"The funeral home benefits should be pretty good, right?"

"It may be good, but it's a little weird!"

"Forget it, I feel that I am not suitable for marriage, so I will leave Xiaoli to you."

"No, no, no, I'm afraid of even dead rats, let alone dead people."

"You cowards, when you see a beautiful woman calling you wife, you shout louder than anyone else, but when you encounter real difficulties, you run faster than anyone else!"

"It's human nature! But being exposed to corpses all year round is indeed a bit uncomfortable."

"What is Sister Xiaoli doing? Does it have anything to do with you?"

"Didn't I say that corpses can still be left in a funeral home?"

"Yeah, why are you stealing a body?"

"Which normal person would steal a corpse? Wouldn't he be embarrassed?"

"I remember that there seemed to be someone who specialized in reselling corpses. I had seen relevant news somewhere before."

"Selling corpses? What's the use of corpses?"

"It's okay to marry someone. There is such a custom in some places."

"Then you're not so bold as to go to the funeral parlor to steal the body, right?"

"We don't seem to have it in our country, but a certain big South Asian country does sell corpses."

"What's the use of corpses? Even if people are dead, organs can't be transplanted."

"You don't know this, right? There is a human bone trading market in a large South Asian country. After removing the carrion from the corpse, the human bones can be sold."

"I have also read relevant reports. A human skull can be sold for more than a thousand eagle dollars. If a complete skeleton can be preserved, the price can soar to more than 4,000 eagle dollars!"

"Damn it, is it really fake?"

"Why are you lying to me? There have been news reports before. It was around 2017. The police of a large South Asian country investigated and dealt with 365 human bones in a village in West Bengal. These were all for export and sale. .”

"Damn it, Third Brother, this is too awesome, isn't it?"

Lu Heng looked at the barrage of water friends and knew certain things for the first time.

But in his opinion, even if someone stole the body, they wouldn't go to the funeral parlor to steal it, right?

After all, there are surveillance cameras in the funeral home!

By the way, surveillance cameras!

After thinking of this, Lu Heng quickly asked: "Little friend Cao, I wonder if you can explain to me the specific circumstances of the missing body?"

"It's okay, old Taoist priest."

Hearing this, Cao Li nodded slightly.

After coughing slightly and clearing her throat, she said slowly: "I work in the city funeral parlor. I am mainly responsible for putting makeup on those who have passed away, which is what everyone calls the embalmer."

"Just three days ago, a body was delivered to our funeral home..."

(End of this chapter)