Why is this main god space a sewing monster!

Chapter 1122 Three Ways to Use Anywhere Door - by Funny Killer
“Hold on!!!”

"I have used up all my strength!"

Dora Haotian held up the Anywhere Door and roared together with Unit-01 Logando to resist the rays of destructive starlight.

This may seem strange at first glance, and extremely eerie upon closer inspection, but once you understand the whole story, you will feel that it is a very suitable and normal combination that has come together under the drive of fate.

There was no way. Although according to the law of conservation of luck and the pigeon tribe's aspiration to be a saint, as long as Haotian was in danger, then Luo Gandao would be the unlucky one. But if the two of them were in danger of certain death, then the law of conservation of luck would no longer work.

Moreover, Haotian, who understood the truth of the matter in the turbulence of time and space, also felt a little guilty towards Luo Gandao. After all, he had committed many suicidal acts in the Zhongzhou team, such as being severely injected with a strange virus by Chu Xuan at the beginning, which strengthened his fire source and turned him into Doraemon. He endured damage crazily and directly extinguished his fire source in the Transformers.
If the part where he survived the injury can be explained by Doraemon's characteristic protection, then the rest of the time he probably got through it with the help of Logan Dao.
Theoretically, this was what Luo Gandao owed him in his previous life.

But although Haotian followed a T ceiling, a T0.5 level wise man for so long and became his funny follower, and learned a lot, his skin became thinner instead.

It might be a subconscious behavior, or it might be driven by luck, but Haotian and Luo Gandao drifted together on the huge battlefield.

Although Luo Gandao hated the team, he was not so resentful as to attack the Zhongzhou team directly. He was not from the Honghuang Heavenly Court and had not received any training in the "Professional Skill of Stabbing Teammates in the Back".

At the beginning, Haotian was in charge of defense and Luo Gandao was in charge of attack.

But they both soon realized what was the point of the main attack. Even if they joined forces to defend, they might not be able to withstand it, so why bother with the main attack?

So after the AT force field was torn apart, Dora Haotian gritted his teeth in desperation and directly took out the door!
Afterwards, Dora Haotian said that he didn't know what he was thinking at the time, he just took out that thing, but he didn't expect that it was actually blocked.

Open the portal, lock the target on the farthest uninhabited area, and then rely on the AT force field and the power of hellfire to barely stabilize the structure of the portal and actually divert the star-destroying ray!
"Oh my god, I can't hold on any longer!"

"Isn't this an A-level item? Why is it so fragile?"

"The cheap second-hand stuff I bought only cost 10,000 reward points! Besides, A-level armor may not be able to withstand this thing!"

"Why don't you buy a better one?"

"No Money!"

"You beat us all to a negative score and wiped us out, and you still don't have any money?!"

"What does it have to do with us if the Demon Team gives away so many kills themselves?"

Unless it is an A-grade armor specialized in defense, or special props like Tiger Soul, Emperor's Hatred, and Shennong Ruler, which are B-grade items with double A-grade materials, it is really difficult to withstand star-destroying weapons. What's more, the portal is quite fragile. During the Qin mission, Overlord and Li Xiaoyi did not dare to go through the portal, for fear of accidentally bursting it.

"man!"

"What's the commotion?" ×2
The biomechanical duo who were fighting against the rays suddenly saw a green whirlwind rushing towards them at a very fast speed. The green whirlwind was not affected by the star-destroying ray even when it was close. No, it was still affected, but the green whirlwind was charged by the star-destroying ray at a very fast speed after hitting it. Charged? Charged was the most appropriate word that Luo Gandao could think of, but Dora Haotian felt that it was more like inflating. The green whirlwind expanded rapidly after being illuminated by the star-destroying ray, just like a balloon that was inflated quickly.

When a balloon is continuously filled with gas, it will get bigger and bigger until it explodes!

'Boom!'

Along with the cheesy sound effects of the balloon bursting and the double garbage sound effects of [the birth of the Monkey King + the maturation of the Calabash Brothers], a green-faced weirdo wearing a neat suit, tie, and a gentleman's hat was born in the green whirlwind.

Then the green-faced monster was blown up by the star-destroying ray.

"What the hell is this?" Luo Gandao was stunned. He opened his mouth subconsciously.
It was unknown whether it was Haotian’s blessing, Wu Jie’s influence, or whether Haotian and Luo Gandao really had some kind of telepathic talent, but Haotian realized what Luo Gandao was going to do the moment he opened his mouth, and immediately shouted, “Don’t! Don’t say that word!”

"Is this a joke?!"

'Oh no, it's over!'

Sure enough, this sentence seemed to trigger some special mechanism, and the green-masked monster immediately came to life.

"Hello! Lost boy, I am the river god. Excuse me, have you seen the axe I dropped into the river?"

"What a mess! And shouldn't you be the one responsible for picking up the axe?" Luo Gandao might have been holding back for too long, and the green-masked weirdo immediately triggered his desire to complain: "And why did you dress up as a modern Monkey King? Isn't that a comedy movie? Why didn't you die after the starlight exploded? Why did you, a river god, appear in the universe? Could it be that the Milky Way is also--"

"Don't answer! Don't answer! Don't answer!" - Haotian, who was completely unaware that his efforts were making the scene even funnier, was trying hard to prevent Luo Gandao from falling into the abyss of comedy.

The green-masked weirdo pulled out a microphone from somewhere, probably from the crotch of the fourth-dimensional trousers, and shouted excitedly: "Haotian used the most powerful telekinesis in his life to forcibly block Luo Gandao's mouth. This is indeed not easy. A fourth-level primary telekinesis user forcibly blocks the mouth of a demon god who can match the primary saint. This is no longer a simple cross-level battle, and a heavy punch must be used!"

"Why do you want to be a narrator?"

At this moment, the fighting on the battlefield inexplicably stopped for unknown reasons, and everyone's eyes were focused on the green-masked monster.

The green-masked weirdo excitedly said to the audience: "Oh, look! It's a lost lamb. Don't be afraid, kid. The great XXX has asked me to show you the way out. Don't worry, I'm sending you to see XXX, Wumen!"

The moment he heard these words, unspeakable fear broke out in Zong's eyes, which were as calm as Chu Xuan's. But then he saw the green-masked weirdo pulling the door over and then opening the pink door to Zong!
bump!
A huge screaming clown jumped out of the portal and laughed at it with its mouth wide open.

Other than that, nothing happened.

(End of this chapter)