I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 112 The party is over (four thousand chapters please follow up)
"dad!!!"

"dad!!!"

"Don't be in a hurry and quit soon!" The doctor played by Yu Nian said this with a smile.

If you are an ordinary person, you may not have such thoughts, but as two people who know the "insider information".

The doctor's words are basically similar to saying "Go home and calm down, take a good rest, do whatever you want, and eat whatever you want." It is basically a clear sentence.

"Dad!!!"

"Dad!!!" o(╥﹏╥)o
Accompanied by the shouts of Ma Li and Shen Yi one after another, the laughter of the audience in the audience has not stopped for a long time, and the joy is that they can't stop leaning forward and backward.

"Stop howling, I'll be right out!"

Hong Jiantao's voice came from the operating room, instantly making the two feel happy.

"Did you hear that, my daughter-in-law? Our father is still alive! Let me say that doctors are not like that." Shen Yi shook Ma Li and said in surprise.

Ma Li nodded and said: "Okay, I think he still has a little conscience, but husband, don't worry, just like you do it, it is impossible for others not to retaliate after reading it alone!"

Shen Yi smiled wryly: "Oh, why do you still think like this at this time......"

"Don't worry about it." Ma Li shook her head, turned to Yu Nian who was beside her and said, "Doctor, tell me, what did you put in my dad's stomach just now?"

Yu Nian scratched his head in doubt and said, "It's not what you mean by that, why are you still talking about me?"

"Okay, don't pretend, before my dad gets out of the hospital bed, please cut open the wound you just sewed up, and take out all the knives, scissors, and cotton balls that you pretended to have accidentally fallen into. !” Mary said.

Yu Nian pointed at Ma Li and said speechlessly, "Isn't it what you're talking about? Who do you take me for???"

"When I started accepting red envelopes, I just didn't want the two of you to quarrel, and the quarrel would affect the operation inside. I figured I'd return it to you after I was done."

"Oh, you don't want to talk about the red envelope, so who opened my red envelope?" Ma Li asked with the opened red envelope.

Yu Nian repeatedly waved his hands and said, "Then I don't know, I really didn't open it!"

"Then who opened it???"

"Don't ask! That's what I opened!!!"

The door of the operating room was finally pushed open, and Hong Jiantao, who was wearing a hospital gown, pushed out with a medicine bottle hanging on it.

"dad!"

"Dad, you are finally out, Dad!"

"Dad, are you okay???"

Hong Jiantao said weakly: "Don't embarrass the doctor. I opened the red envelope. My brain was not numb during the operation. I just lay down and looked around when the doctor performed the operation."

"I happened to see this red envelope. It's really a little thick. I felt a little pain in my heart. I thought about saving some money for you guys and secretly took out a few. As a result, I opened the red envelope. ... My heart hurts even more!"

"Girl, you're married to a Pixiu... Why do you say you're so fastidious, you can only get in and out!!!"

"puff…………"

"Ouch!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Married to a Pixiu hahaha, that's too much!"

"The design of this line is really good."

"Well, indeed, the plot conflict is quite exciting."

Almost all of the comments on the Internet were full of positive comments, and after laughing, a group of viewers who paid attention to the logic of the story couldn't help but frown.

"Could it be that Shen Yi is really picky???"

According to the development of the story, the red envelope is wrapped with paper, which is indeed a line from beginning to end in the sketch.

But the theme of the whole story is that Shen Yi's wife and father-in-law wanted to give red envelopes, but Shen Yi didn't want to give red envelopes so he wrapped them in paper. As long as you think about it carefully, these two causes and consequences can't be self-consistent at all.

Although the overall performance of this skit is quite funny, if it is not self-consistent and all the explanations make sense, then even if it is funny, this skit will gradually become dull because it has no theme.

Besides, how can such a sketch get the bottom line? ? ?
Could it be that, like other sketch actors, it was just a theme that was forced to go to the party? ? ?
As the plot gradually came to an end, many netizens who had guessed the development of the plot also began to refute on the Internet:
"Where did Shen Yi invite the navy? How much did it cost?"

"Is this funny? Isn't it just a few small burdens? Where is the theme? The script is self-contradictory. Isn't this kind of work able to go to the Hunan Provincial Gala?"

"That's right, is the threshold for local evening shows in Hunan Province already so low? I came here just to see Shen Yi, and I'm really disappointed..."

"That's right, it's boring!"

"Besides, as an objective passer-by woman, I hate this actress. Why should the sketch design the woman as a silly or violent image? Why can't it be a man!!!"

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on the stage.

"It's not Dad, you listen to my explanation..."

"Don't listen and go!"

"Dad, listen to my explanation. I really didn't pick it up. My red envelope did not contain money, but I didn't deduct it. It's a matter of principle."

Shen Yi chased his father-in-law for an explanation, and the doctor on the other side also said to Ma Li:
"Why do you understand this time? Don't worry, what I performed on your father is definitely a perfect operation, don't worry."

Ma Li said embarrassedly: "Which doctor is really embarrassed, it's all because I'm too narrow...... I'm sorry, I know I can't make up for the damage I caused you with my unrestrained words."

"Hey, no need! What are you making up for? As long as your patients and family members can understand our doctor a lot, we will be very happy. If you have nothing to do, go back and accompany your father." Yu Nian waved his hand indifferently and smiled.

"It's okay baby, I've been prepared to make up for this matter, doctor, please accept this red envelope!"

After Shen Yi sent his father-in-law back, he bowed politely to Yu Nian and handed over the red envelope again.

Yu Nian looked at the red envelope and then at Shen Yi with a puzzled face, wondering: "It's not you...do you still have to ask me to accept this piece of paper???"

Shen Yi said: "No, no, doctor, mine is really not ordinary paper. It took me three days to make paper that is exactly the same size as real money of 100 yuan!"

Yu Nian sighed a little speechlessly: "Ah yes...that's really not ordinary..." (;[-]_[-])
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience also burst into laughter at this time.

"Look, I just... told you to make a thousand paper cranes!" Ma Li coughed and said in hindsight.

"Old girls don't understand anything..."

After Shen Yi turned around and complained, he solemnly handed over the red envelope to Yu Nian and said, "Doctor, I actually planned to let you open this red envelope during your break after the operation, but since you have opened it now Well, then you can take a look!"

Yu Nian stared blankly at the red envelope Shen Yi handed over, at this moment he finally felt that the action of the person in front of him might not be a joke as he thought, and immediately lowered his head and pulled out a stack of papers...

The warm background music was pulled out like running water as the paper was pulled out, and the sound gradually became louder.

Immediately afterwards, Shen Yi's words came from a voice: "Doctor Yu, I wish you good things will be rewarded."

"Doctor Yu, I wish my uncle and aunt good health and a long life!"

"Doctor Yu, I wish your grandparents and grandparents will always smile and have a happy family."

"Doctor Yu, I wish your sons and daughters to grow up strong and be smart and obedient!"

"Doctor Yu, I wish your grandparents' neighbors can live in harmony with your grandparents and have fun together!"

"It's not that you are so out of shape!" Ma Li hugged Shen Yi's shoulder and couldn't help complaining with a smile.

Shen Yi was a little embarrassed and said: "I don't want to either, how can 360 five blessings be so easy to combine, I can only develop blessings in many ways."

It's obviously the bottom of warmth, but it doesn't try to raise it deliberately. Instead, it immediately throws a burden on it.

For audiences who are used to watching high endings and sensational skits, this is really a clear attitude and full of sincerity.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Not bad!"

"Unexpectedly good, I didn't expect paper to do this!"

"Hahaha, those who posted bad reviews before were slapped in the face and not shamed??? If you don't understand how they ended up, then you and your IQ are not enough. Don't think that others think the same as you, you are far behind!"

"Indeed, the script is well designed and reasonable, and the interlocking themes are also displayed very well. It's really awesome!"

"Honestly, when I saw the end, I was really amazed by two words. What do you think of this ending? It's amazing!!!"

"Those who thought they guessed the ending were slapped in the face, and so was I. Kneel down and admit my mistake, Shen Yi is awesome..."

"The same as above, the whole person who was trained by the Spring Festival Gala and the gala sketches is broken, and when I think about the ending, I think of where to go..."

"The skits are really amazing. By the way, Shen Yi is just such a show, can't he do a few more?"

Seeing that the skit had reached the bottom, the audience both offstage and online took it for granted that the show was over.

However, after the last line was finished, the background music on the stage became louder. Under the curious eyes of the audience, another wave of song and dance actors came out surrounded by a singer in a suit, and then spoke in a clear voice:
"There are 360 ​​five sunrises in a year, I send you 360 five blessings."

The clock turns a thousand and 440 times a day, and my heart hides more than a thousand and 440 misses every day. "

"I wish you happiness every day, and hope you are safe every minute."

"The auspicious light will always surround you, like the rising sun, which is incomparably brilliant!"

"Huh!!!"

"Teacher Cai, hey!"

"Hahaha, this is also a fantasy linkage!"

"Although it is said that Teacher Cai has only such a masterpiece in his life, it is really perfect to sing one now haha!"

"Indeed, it turns out that the title of this show "360 Five Blessings" is a pun. It is the name of the show and the title of the song!"

"Hahaha, I have ideas and ideas! My grandparents and grandparents haven't liked a new star in decades, but this time I was actually a fan of Shen Yi, and the charm value is off the charts!"

"Congratulations to Shen Yi for breaking through the age group and successfully promoted to become the idol of middle-aged and elderly women!!!"

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"Really, Shen Yi is the linkage between our skit and the song. I think the evaluation released is definitely better than Yang Ma's monotonous song and dance!"

"Shen Yi! Hey, Shen Yi, what are you thinking?"

Hong Jiantao, who had already stepped off the stage, patted and looked at Shen Yi curiously on the stage.

"It's okay, I'm just curious. Brother Hong, do you think Mr. Cai has a higher occupation than our deputy Mr. Han? He's not wearing a military uniform, and I can't see his rank..." Shen Yi said softly. soundtrack.

Hong Jiantao said with a smile: "After joining the army, Mr. Han missed joining the art troupe and drama troupe for some reasons, so he was deployed to serve in the grassroots communication station, so the military rank is technical level five. It is not the same as Mr. Cai, but the two enjoy The treatment is the same."

"Of course, when it comes to the grades obtained in the army, Teacher Cai is still... well, much better."

When the few people in the audience were talking, a song on the stage was sung quickly.

However, the continuous cheers and applause still refused to dissipate for a long time.

Originally, the live broadcast of such a large-scale party was seamless. After a show was finished, the actors did not need to leave the stage completely. The next scene would switch to the host or directly start the next show.

However, at this moment, the director team really couldn't cut the shots, because the applause was too loud, and everyone stood up, and there were shouts. If the camera signal for the next show was given at this time, it would be equivalent to a burst of applause. It was a bit too abrupt to be quiet from a heated and lively place, which caused them to wait for a long time!
It's not that there are hot scenes on the scene, but such an exaggeration, this really has never happened before!

However, the director team of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala in Hunan Province naturally wouldn't complain about it. The happier and more lively the audience, the more it shows that the show is really good!

A good-looking program means higher popularity, higher popularity means more ratings, and more ratings means more bonuses and achievements! ! !
Silently imagining the expression of approval from the leaders in the stage to him in the future, the chief director of the show, Le's mouth was a little crooked, just two words - happy! ! !
At this time, the host He Jiong on the side of the stage silently felt the lively atmosphere of the scene, and slowly recalled in his mind the confident promise made by Shen Yi on the other end of the phone when he was on the phone that day.

"That's all right, Mr. He, you can rest assured the director with such a high appearance fee, I will try my best to surpass Yang Ma..."

"If you say he is a professional comedian, this brother Shen Yi is really reliable!"

He Jiong himself was silently feeling emotional, he didn't know that when he agreed at the time, Shen Yi didn't even have the slightest idea about the sketch he agreed to...

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