I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 163

The performance on the stage has now come to an end.

With the end of the group dance of the dancers, it is natural that it is finally the turn of the protagonist and the veteran!
And the awkward dance of the old lady naturally caused another round of laughter from the audience.

"Sing quickly!" Shen Yi urged anxiously.

Zhao Lirong: "I sing... If it's not like this, I can't sing!"

"If you can't sing it, just say it, Rap!"

"What poof?"

"Sing, dance, rap! This rhythm is rap!" Shen Yi said.

"Oh... just change the allegro???" Zhao Lirong wondered.

Shen Yi nodded and said: "That's right! It's a foreign allegro! Hurry! Fourteen, five or six flowers bloom in spring!"

Zhao Lirong said: "Fourteen, five or six flowers bloom in spring!"

"That's right."

"Just to put it this way... In the spring, there are fourteen, five or six flowers blooming, ah June six, watching Guxiu, and spring hitting six or nine!"

"It's so uncomfortable to pack like this, I can't open my mouth, I can't keep up with the walk, you say it's uncomfortable, and you say it's uncomfortable...it's uncomfortable!"

"Dum..."

Listening to the sound of his knees hitting the floor under the cover of the music, Shen Yi's pupils shrank, and the smile on his face did not restrain himself, but his eyes quickly looked to the side.

as predicted!

There may be something faintly manipulating it.

This kind of thing has never happened in rehearsals before, but when it came to the stage, the old lady really knelt down in the same way as in the original work.

"Fortunately, I added two knee pads just in case..."

In Shen Yi's heart, he thought he was lucky, knowing that there was Ma Li next to him, so it was impossible for something to happen. At this time, his smile remained unchanged and he continued to perform:
"Hey... Oh, good! Old lady, it's great that you can sing as an opera critic!"

"Isn't that okay???" Ma Li on the side immediately helped the old lady up from her side as soon as she applauded. Although she was a little panting and her legs were weak, the old lady still spoke her lines completely.

"Okay! It's great to have a part-time job!" Shen Yi said happily, clapping his hands.

"Can this still be called an opera review??" Zhao Lirong frowned.

"Old lady, this is a brand new opera review created by our company!" Shen Yi laughed.

"Don't talk about it. I've figured it out for you right now. It's people like you who will ruin all the good things left by our ancestors!" Zhao Lirong waved her hand and said angrily.

"Oh, Mr. Zhao, you need to change your old mind." Shen Yi smiled and said without taking it seriously.

Zhao Lirong: "Headphones for you, and I'm quitting this dress!!!" (▼皿▼#)
Shen Yi smiled, the smile on his face gradually subsided, and soon turned into a smirk: "Mr. Zhao, today you have to give if you do it, and you have to do it if you don't!"

"Why did I sell it to you?" Zhao Lirong said angrily.

"Hehe, Mr. Zhao, you forgot the contract just now? Your name is written in black and white on the contract. If you don't listen to us, we will sue you in court."

Complacently, he threw the contract to Zhao Lirong. At this moment, Shen Yi completely tore off his face, revealing the side of a profiteer.

"I said I wouldn't sign it...you let me sign it! I won't go..."

The old lady cried and opened the contract, and when she turned to the last signed page, a subtle change occurred in her expression ⊙ω⊙

"You sue me!"

"Hey old lady, let me remind you that your name is signed on it!" Shen Yi threatened.

"What do you think I signed?" the old lady said proudly.

"Spicy chicken shreds??? How can you sign this name???" (д｀)
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Good good!!!"

"Good acting!!"

"I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect that the final bottom could fall on this, it's so creative!"

"Yeah, spicy chicken shreds hahaha, I thought it was just a burden, it's too much!"

"Niu bai Niu bai..."

"Shen Yi's sketch is really good!"

"It's true that Shen Yi's performance is good, but I have to say that this time the old lady is really the best."

"Yeah, why have I never seen such an awesome old lady before? I am a fan of Shen Yi, but I do agree with the above point of view. The old lady is so cute."

The audience in the audience and in front of the screen laughed and laughed, and the barrage of discussions was also scrolling rapidly, and the discussion took off.

"Thank you, thank you three teachers, Shen Yi, Zhao Lirong, and Ma Li, for bringing such a classic work! The three of you, please go on stage and chat a little more?"

Amidst the applause, the host He Jiong on the side of the stage also extended an invitation to the three people who were about to leave.

"Zhao?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you said you need to wear knee pads, it's really useful, I'm fine."

Shen Yi and Zhao Lirong whispered briefly, then nodded and helped the old lady walk to the other side of the stage.

Watching the three of them come to the stage again, warm applause and applause sounded again, with such momentum that it seemed to lift the roof of the entire studio.

Seeing the enthusiastic reaction from the audience, Zhao Lirong smiled very happily, the corners of her eyes were a little red, but she quickly wiped it off.

"That's great, to be honest, after watching this skit, I think everyone should be similar to me.

"It can be said that I really have a lot of emotion. I feel that this has really conveyed a lot of positive things to everyone. As the creator, Shen Yi, can you briefly talk to everyone?" The host He Jiong smiled and elicited topic.

"After watching the skit... I think the most experience you can get is signing the contract, remember to think of a stage name first?" Shen Yi thought about it and made a joke.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh oh oh!"

The joke is not very fun, but with the previous skit, the audience can't help but smile again.

"Of course I'm just joking. I'm used to being a bit indecorous. I think this question should be asked to our teacher Zhao Lirong who is both virtuous and talented." Shen Yi waited for the laughter to subside before passing the topic to Zhao Lirong.

Zhao Lirong was not stage-frightened either, and said with a smile, "Hey, I can't talk about virtue and art, teachers, etc., I'm just an old man."

"Through this sketch, I still want to say to the elderly like me, we must continue to stick to our own things, the good things left by our ancestors, but at the same time, the current society is changing with each passing day, but we should actually maintain a cheerful, You can experience many new things with an open mind.”

"Of course, if this happens, we may encounter a lot of bad guys and liars, so we still have to keep our eyes open, don't spend money, don't sign contracts, and communicate more with family members,"

(End of this chapter)