I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 20
"Boss, two portions are stewed and boiled on fire, one bowl with extra coriander and the other without coriander!"

"Hey! Alright!!! The two of you please!!!"

After the boss in the kitchen agreed to come down, a waiter at the door brought the two of them into the store and found two clean chairs to sit down.

The atmosphere in the store is very lively, and the boss in the kitchen is also moving quickly. Pig intestines, lungs, and pork belly are poured into the water, accompanied by tofu and fire.

Under the sharp knife technique of the boss, they all turned into pieces of uniform size and thickness, and finally poured a large spoonful of marinade.

Soon the two people's stewed stew was brought out from the back, and Shen Yi and Yu Nian were naturally hungry after a busy morning.

One person holds a glass bottle of ice-cold Arctic Ocean in one hand, and chopsticks in the other hand makes a meal.

After eating one bowl, they asked for another bowl. The two finally ate a total of four bowls before the battle was officially over.

Putting down his chopsticks, Yu Nian drank the last mouthful of Arctic Ocean, couldn't help but belched loudly in satisfaction and said:
"Wow, not bad, not bad, I'm full, not to mention Shen Yi, the food you chose is not bad, it's pretty decent."

"As long as you like to eat, I also think it's fine, then let's continue here after paying the money?" Shen Yi said with a smile.

"That can't be done. If the meal standard you invite doesn't reach [-] per person after you get paid, then we'll just wait and see." Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said.

"But having said that, the taste of this restaurant is really good, especially their large intestine is really not bad. When I ate the large intestine, I was still eating stuffing in it. I don't know what it is, it is delicious!"

"Stuffing??? There is no stuffing in the stewed stew I ate." Shen Yi pretended to be puzzled and denied it.

"No meat filling??? Then what am I eating???" Yu Nian was also puzzled now.

Shen Yi thought for a while, and suddenly said with an ambiguous expression: "Then if there is no stuffing... Brother Nian, did you eat something that was not cleaned in the large intestine?"

Yu Nian: "The inside of the large intestine hasn't been cleaned... what the hell!"

As soon as these words came out, Yu Nian's contented face suddenly turned pale, then quickly turned green, and then turned red again.

The transformation speed is fast, and the face-changing difficulty is as high as that of Sichuan opera masters. The happy Shen Yi couldn't help clapping his hands loudly.

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"Fuck! Next time I eat this with you, I will be that!!!"

"It's about what you said, I may not be able to watch this thing again this year, let alone eat it." Walking out of the restaurant, Yu Nianlu complained with a weak face.

Shen Yi held back his laughter and couldn't help but patted Yu Nian's back to comfort him, "Okay, okay, what's so disgusting about this, let's not say that it's probably not shit, even if it's shit, what can we do? right."

"Brother Nian, think about it, what do we eat? Meal! But think about what was the last one? It's shit!!!"

"So there is nothing wrong with you like this. Anyway, whatever you eat is shit, you just eat shit directly, and omit the middleman to make the difference, right? There must be nothing wrong with listening to my brother!"

The more disgusting a person is, the easier it is to aggravate it due to some associations.

It wasn't and it was easy to really become...then what...

Not to mention that Shen Yi was speaking vividly at the side.

"Get out! Ugh...I don't want to hear another word from you! Ugh!......"

Yu Nian retched and said angrily, if it wasn't for his physical condition, he would have wanted to fight this bastard right now.

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After a while of laughing and laughing, the two of them took the subway at noon in Kyoto and finally returned to their dormitory in Junyi.

Shen Yi took out a thermos pot under the table at ease, went to the water room and filled a pot of boiling water.

There are cups and a strainer on the table, and I reached out to open the tea pot on the side and threw in a handful of bright green leaves.

As soon as the boiling water was poured, the white misty heat mixed with the fragrance of tea enveloped the whole room.

After finishing all preparations, Shen Yi took out a thick stack of scripts from his backpack.

This was given to me by director Shang Jing after signing the contract. Of course, this version is different from the audition, so it is naturally the full version.

In addition to Shuaihu's lines, all the other leading actors are also included. Shang Jing did this in order to let Shen Yi adjust and update the lines and plots he thought of while familiarizing himself with the lines of the characters.

After all, the plot that Shen Yi changed at the beginning, it can be said that both the acting and the original ability of the script are very impressive.

Even though he is only one of the leading actors now, in fact director Shang Jing already regards him as a screenwriter like himself.

No, or it should be said that he is a confidant in the category of comedy.

Especially in a situation where the general environment is completely indifferent to or even despises comedy, being able to have such the same emotional resonance in comedy is simply a blessing from heaven.

Of course, this is mainly Shang Jing's idea, while Shen Yi's idea is much more realistic.

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"Hey, there are two people who have to work overtime. The director doesn't say that he will pay more overtime, but he thinks about it. No matter how good the director is, the budget given by the art troupe is not enough."

Shen Yi scanned the script up and down, but couldn't help complaining about the director Shang Jing.

"There are only a few art troupes in the system that make movies, and you can be content with it. With this budget, I heard that the troupe has been increasing again and again."

"The starring role is from the air political art troupe that I hired - it's cheap, and there are also guest appearances. It's estimated that the cost of hiring a second-tier star outside is not enough."

Yu Nian at the side poured half a cup of tea from Shen Yi's teacup, and while drinking it relished, he casually agreed.

Shen Yi nodded and said:
"Yes, this is why the troupe makes sitcoms. For a big scene, a few fixed actors are enough. If we really want to make a movie like "Titanic", even if we sell our art troupe, can we afford it? ?”

"Besides, the real filming of "Titanic" is not looking for us."

"Why didn't you look for it? I dreamed of playing Jack in "Titanic" since I was a child, especially in the painting scene..." Yu Nian said with a face of disbelief.

Shen Yi shrugged and couldn't help but tease:

"Forget it, you really don't have that temperament... If Ruth sees your petty face, she must not ask you to draw her. Steal it?"

"Fuck...don't tarnish the Ruth in my heart, can you?" Yu Nian said angrily.

"Be stingy..."

(End of this chapter)