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Chapter 200 Participate in the Premiere

After Shen Yi communicated with the group leader, he went straight to bed.

Early the next morning, he and Wang Shuya flew back to Kyoto by plane, and there were naturally some reasons for being so anxious.

It's rare that Yu Nian's first major movie premiered. Although Yu Nian knew he was busy with work and didn't tell him, he always knew it in his heart. Now that he knew it, he naturally went to see it.

The plane in the morning arrived in the afternoon, Shen Yi didn't tell anyone else, he just asked for two tickets through his relationship and went in directly.

The scale of the scene is not small, after all, it is Xu Laoguai's new movie, Zhang Hanyu's protagonist, "Taking the Tiger Mountain Out of Wisdom" is a very familiar remake of the story.

After finding a place to sit down, he would have asked the main creative team a few questions first, but Mr. Xu put this process at the end.

So it didn't take long to go in, and after everyone was there, the movie officially started.

The screen fast forwards, and with the end of the preliminary foreshadowing, it soon came to the plot of Yang Zirong played by Zhang Hanyu fighting a tiger up the mountain.

With the appearance of the Siberian tiger, the whole movie also entered its first small climax.

"It still feels a little fake..."

Watching Yang Zirong move back and forth, and finally killed the tiger with a few shots from the pistol, Wang Shuya muttered casually.

However, Shen Yi shrugged his shoulders and said casually: "It's just a requirement of the story, the special effects of the tiger are done well, and the fighting is pretty exciting. After all, he still has a gun, so there is a possibility of killing a tiger." .”

"What about Wu Song in "Water Margin"? Is it possible to kill the tiger?" Wang Shuya whispered.

Shen Yi chuckled, and also said in a low voice: "You are really asking the right person if you want to say this. Let me tell you this. Although the South China tiger in Jingyanggang is smaller than the Siberian tiger, it is not as small as it is. Where to go, basically."

"If the wild tiger Wu Song beat that has eaten many people is a mature wild tiger, the strength of a slap is about one ton, a fang is ten centimeters long, and the tiger's claws are six or seven centimeters long. The human skull, which is normally relatively hard, can bear a maximum of two to five hundred kilograms."

"After this slap, it's not a matter of blue or purple, it has to be east or west."

"Even according to the book "Water Margin" that Wu Song escaped completely and got really close to him, even if the tiger didn't fight back, like Wu Song punched with his fist, the tiger's bone density, fur protection, and 80.00% five muscle rate , the best way to destroy your own hands is to loosen the bones of the tiger. If we really look at it realistically, Wu Song pk the tiger is just Sanqi."

"Three sevens is not bad." Wang Shuya said.

"It's not Sanqi, it's Sanqi." Shen Yi shook his head and said seriously.

"I mean Wu Song can last for 3 minutes at most, and the tiger should be able to eat [-]% full."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

After Shen Yi finished speaking, Wang Shuya couldn't help laughing, and the elder brother next door to Shen Yi suddenly laughed and coughed a few times.

Shen Yi turned his head and said sorry, he thought his voice was low enough, but he was still heard by the elder brother next to him.

And as Yang Zirong killed the tiger, soon the ugly old eight with a large tattoo on his neck and a cigarette dangling from his mouth appeared on the screen with a group of younger brothers, isn't it Yu Nian?

"mushroom?"

"Whatever I want, I want to breastfeed, my mother is here, I miss my mother's family, the child's uncle is here."

"Who are you?"

"I am me."

"Squeeze your wrist."

"Shut the fire."

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After a few paragraphs of slang probing, Yang Zirong successfully climbed the Tiger Mountain, and then came to the most classic slang lines:
"There is a cloud in the Xuantian Northwest, the crows fall into the phoenix group, the table is full of heroes, who is the king and who is the minister!"

"Swing a vine!" (give a name)

"Burning Dry Pot Man" (surnamed Hu)

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger!"

"Pagoda Town River Demon!"

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"Isn't it why the surname is Hu when you burn dry Guoman?" Wang Shuya asked curiously again.

"How many educated people used to speak slang. This swearing means that this surname is actually a homophonic stalk. What will happen if you burn it dry? Isn't it just muddled (Hu), of course there are references , For example, if your surname is Wang, it is tiger head vine, isn't the word Wang on the tiger head?"

Shen Yi casually explained that this kind of slang and spring classics are almost unknown to modern people, and now basically only people from the Jianghu and police uncles are left.

After all, he was an opera actor in his previous life, so he will naturally come into contact with a lot of things in this field, so he knows a lot.

However, after these words were spoken smoothly, Shen Yi saw the elder brother on the opposite side, and silently took out the wallet and mobile phone from the trouser pocket next to him, and then changed them into the trouser pocket on the other side. wry smile…………

The only ones who know slang words are Jianghu people and police uncles, and besides opera actors, those Jianghu people are also here to cheat, kidnap and steal. Otherwise, why would the police uncle learn it? Isn’t it just to catch them? !

"This is how the elder brother treats himself as a bad guy..."

Watching silently, Shen Yi didn't say a word in order not to scare the elder brother next to him and call the police.

After the film was over, the main creative team bowed on stage, and the reporter began the final interview.

After the movie is over, all the lights in the cinema are naturally turned on again, which is convenient for everyone to talk and communicate.

However, Yu Nian, who was on the sidelines, hadn't seen Shen Yi yet, the director, Old Freak Xu, who had just answered two questions, had his eyes slightly lost and focused on Shen Yi.

Just happened to meet a reporter who asked: "Which actor in the movie do you think you are most satisfied with?".

Old Freak Xu smiled and picked up the microphone and said, "Actually, I don't think this question is meaningful, because is it my work? My child, for parents, children should not have too much preference."

"I think it's best to leave this question to the audience, especially as I just discovered... Our premiere also has a colleague and actor who is both the audience and I like very much——Shen Yi Would you like to speak a few words for me, sir?"

Shen Yi: "...Huh? Me???"

Yu Nian: "???"

"Oh shit...you really are Shen Yi!"

"That's right, it's him!"

Following Old Freak Xu's eyes, everyone's eyes turned to Shen Yi's position in an instant.

At this time, the elder brother who had been sitting next to Shen Yi was completely shocked...

(End of this chapter)