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Chapter 223 Lecture

Put on your makeup, tidy up your suit and go on stage.

There were bursts of cheers at the scene.

Shining beams, warm atmosphere, hot beauties, and passionate DJs.

It is obviously a talk show stage, but somehow it has the feeling of a top nightclub.

And this is not all a joke, ever since "Shen Yi Talk Show" became popular, in fact, even the DJ and midfield singer of the show have become popular.

It took less than two months for the hotel where the midfield singer stayed, and the turnover almost doubled.

This is especially true for DJs. In the past, the top nightclubs in Shanghai recruited DJs from the major foreign DJ rankings and nightclubs. Now the top nightclubs in China, the hard condition is that they have at least been on "Shen Yi Talk Show"

You are very handsome as a DJ, but have you ever been on "Shen Yi Talk Show"?No? low B…………

Some time ago, Shen Yi heard from the assistant director of the program group that during this time, not to mention the top DJs in Europe and America, even several DJs from Bangzi Country would like to come over to make guest appearances.

When Shen Yi looked at the photos and videos, he saw the angelic face with exquisite makeup, the full chest muscles in the simple suspenders, and the puffed buttocks in tight jeans.

It is said that after having a good time, one can still interact with the audience in the audience alone, Shen Yi didn't slow down after watching it for a long time.

Good guy, it's not good to call these two little goblins from Xiba, who are still talking about fart talk shows, waiting in the first row to pick up people?
In order to prevent the audience from going to see Xiba's little goblin and no one watching his talk show, Shen Yi thought for a while and reluctantly declined this tempting invitation, but still secretly wrote down the contact information...

It's not that I want to make an appointment alone about something that is not suitable for children... In case there is a birthday party in the future, why not celebrate it, just in case, just in case...

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"Okay, thank you everyone, please sit down!"

"Good guy, just look at it from my point of view. Most of the audience are in pairs."

"Some have girlfriends, some have wives, I don't know if there are others who have other wives..." Shen Yi said with a smirk.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

There were bursts of laughter, but Shen Yi pointed at the person behind him with surprise on his face: "Oh my god! It's not how I saw that someone actually raised his hand. The cameraman turned around and gave him a big shot!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience booed one after another, followed Shen Yi's gaze and looked back.

"It's not brother, what do you mean by raising your hand, is it... Is that what we think?" Shen Yi asked curiously.

"I just want to say that the ones around me are not these three types. The two around me are my older sisters." The man has an ordinary appearance and a middle height. He is very ordinary, but the two girls around him are quite charming.

One is sweet and cute, the other is glamorous and sexy, and as the camera is aimed, they all smile shyly, like a spring breeze......

"Oh oh oh..." The audience below were amazed, and they didn't know whether they were amazed at the man's words or the beauty of the two beauties.

Shen Yi: "That's it... That's why I'm curious, brother-in-law, don't you... Do your two sisters have boyfriends?"

"Yes." The man nodded in affirmation.

"Oh..." Shen Yi sighed regretfully and tentatively said, "Chu... Are you happy?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"What do you want to do if you are not happy with the guy???"

"Dry!!!"

"As the old saying goes, although a famous flower has an owner, let me take it easy!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience was overjoyed, and the two girls in front of the camera blushed with embarrassment, and couldn't help but turn sideways and cover their faces with their hands.

These are group performances that Shen Yi had discussed with the program team for interaction, in order to enliven the atmosphere and spark topics.

It’s the same as the audiences on the Spring Festival Gala’s show, it’s all for the effect of the show. After all, if it’s a real audience, let’s not say that people will definitely not raise their hands. Woolen cloth.

The effect of the show is like this. The audience is so happy to watch it, but the actors may have been bored and bored after performing it for more than ten times.

That's why some people say that taking one's own interest as a job is the greatest happiness and the greatest misfortune.

Before, there was a variety show director who went to other people's house as a guest, and felt that any small thing was a game and a trap.

The audience may be happy watching it, and feel that this person is stupid, but in fact, it is quite bitter to savor it carefully.

On the one hand, you are engaged in work related to your interests, regardless of whether it is something that is very comfortable for your mood and work.

But on the other hand, just because you are engaged in this work, you need to analyze and disassemble it technically, and digitize it. As layers of mysterious veils disappear, you will understand it more and more. The more you get to know it, the more you lose the joy of feeling it.

It's like Guo Degang understands cross talk, but it's hard for him to appreciate cross talk and feel simple happiness like ordinary audiences.

Just like everyone used to look at diamonds, diamonds are forever, and a diamond that lasts forever is so romantic.

When you really understand it, you will know that the value of this thing is really not as expensive as carbon. Not to mention the perfect artificial drill that can be mass-produced, it is just a bit of chest hair and armpit hair that can be pulled from a person, and it can be done for a little money. Make a small brick for you.

After laughing, Shen Yi waved his hands and returned to the topic.

"All right, all right, just kidding, don't look at the camera brother, the eyes of the good guy are straight."

"Today, I think everyone should have guessed the topic I want to talk about. That's right, love. To be honest, at my current age, I feel that love is already very realistic and rational."

"Why? In fact, everyone can think about it together. Don't you think that many love words can't stand up to scrutiny? For example, love you forever."

Shen Yi looked at the different facial expressions of the men and women in the audience and said with a smile:
"Really, don't you think this is like a blank check? Forever, brothers and sisters! As of now, I have only lived for 27 years and six months, and my body has already had various problems, such as the psoas muscle. Sub-health manifestations such as strain, myopia, insomnia, etc."

"If someone really asks me, I can't guarantee that this is one-third of my life, or almost the whole of my life. My parents haven't lived their whole life. Who knows two years... ... There is a conflict, right?"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Correct!"

The male audience in the audience followed suit one after another, while the female audience silently pursed their lips thoughtfully...

"I think many of these things are baptized by current love songs and TV dramas. For example, "I will love you even if I die" and "Love you for 1 years". It sounds very touching, right?"

"But think about it carefully, I have loved you for 1 years... 1 years ago, they were all primitive people. The first agricultural revolution and everyone just entered the Neolithic Age. At that time, when men saw beautiful girls, they took them directly. knocked out and dragged back to the cave."

"It's okay if the strength is lighter. You say that if the strength is heavier, you are an idiot and you say where to find love, right? If you say that the strength is heavier... then it really becomes "I Will Die" I love it."

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, and they immediately had a piece of music.

Shen Yi said: "Of course we can say these things by ourselves, or tell our girlfriends and wives, at most we're not getting along, right? But we can't tell our parents about this, after all, parents have to get along, right?"

"I just went home during the Spring Festival. After I got home by train, the first thing I did when I entered the door was to see my parents with drooping faces. They came back alone again. Let's go in and eat."

"During the meal, my dad just said there, let me tell you, our old Shen family is pointing at you to carry on the family line, if you are still alone during the Spring Festival next year, don't come back, you know, you are not allowed to enter this house."

"I have no choice but to agree that my dad has all the seven wolves drawn out. One year has passed quickly, and it's the Spring Festival again. What can I do? I don't have a girlfriend, so I found a good friend of mine called Wang Jianguo."

"Don't you usually go back to your home for the Spring Festival? Wang Jianguo is naturally too, but fortunately he is a foodie and I will tempt him. When Jianguo and our Inner Mongolia mutton are the fattest, come back to my hometown in Inner Mongolia to celebrate the New Year with me, okay?"

"As soon as Jianguo heard that there was food, it would be okay, so he agreed at that time, and I took him back to my hometown during the Spring Festival."

"Anyway, what should I say about the result, when the vacation is over and we are going back to Kyoto, before leaving, my father held my hand firmly and said earnestly, my child, my parents will never force you again , if you come back alone next year, come back alone, don’t bring him again, our sheep are almost gone!!!”

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going! I thought it was because I was afraid that he would like a man!"

"Good guy, this is so edible, hahaha!"

"Oh, I'm so happy!"

"Actually, I think it's really good for me to be a star, because it will give me a legitimate reason not to look for a date. After all, how can I say I'm an idol male star!" Shen Yi straightened his clothes and said proudly.

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience booed one after another.

Shen Yi smiled and said: "I just take it as everyone's affirmation and love for me. Anyway, before I became a star, I was very distressed when I had some time. For example, when I was at work, my family would call you like this every day. Later, it was really I have no choice but to think of a trick to deceive them."

"I just said that I have a girlfriend, and my parents are not so easy to fool, followed by a sentence: Oh, then I have a girlfriend, bring it home and let us see."

"No, they have jobs here too, and they're very busy. How about this? I'll send you some photos back. You can take a look first. After I finish talking, I'll go to the computer and get some photos of pretty girls for my dad and the others to see."

"Including a few of my aunts and aunts who sent them something. Of course they were very happy when they saw it at first, but soon they became suspicious."

"If you want to say that my uncle is the wisest old man, call me, Shen Yi, you keep sending us photos, is this girl not stable at work? Look at the photos you sent us, She was still a teacher last month, why did she become a nurse last month? This month is even more strange and she has become a company employee again. You said that the black silk that you wear every day has a bad influence!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed loudly. The men all had a comprehensible face and laughed recklessly, while most of the girls looked puzzled on the surface, but the corners of their mouths kept rising uncontrollably.

Wait for the laughter to stop.

Shen Yicai on the stage smiled and said: "Although this method is very funny, it is still more effective. Like me, I used this method to procrastinate for a long, long time, until the day that teacher died."

"Today I have my own program, at least I can be considered a celebrity, here I must use this program to express my solemn thanks to Teacher Asuka who is far away in the Neon Country, thank you!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

There were bursts of booing from the audience, and the atmosphere of the scene had unknowingly doubled several times, and it was extremely hot.

　The [-]-character chapter is here to thank everyone for their blessings. The old lady is not in a good condition, but her physical condition is not bad. I hope she is healthy!

　　Let’s just say something happy, the idea of ​​“I’ll Love You Even When I Die” and “Love You for 1 Years” is just a copywriting for Douyin to tell me to die, but since the Neolithic Age, I’ve edited and created it myself Yes, I am happy to write it out hahaha!Absolutely, I think I am absolutely amazing, silently applaud myself hahaha!
　　
　
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