I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 242

The audience in the audience laughed loudly and were overjoyed.

"Hey! Why did you tell the truth!" Shen Yi, who had just sat down, slapped his thigh and bounced it up again, staring at the old lady and scolding loudly.

"That's the mouth... accidentally bald..." Zhao Lirong pretended to be embarrassed.

"You..." Shen Yi stared at Zhao Lirong speechlessly for a few seconds before sighing and teaching in a good voice:
"You should sing like that!"

As soon as the voice fell, the background music played again, this time the pop music came from Xie Dong's "Smiley Face".

"Look at this dish, it's a gathering of talents, it's not expensive at all if you want to grow old! Come and have a look, try it yourself, it's especially crispy in your mouth!"

While singing with a smile on his face, Shen Yi made gestures of serving plates and vegetables.

This term is called non-physical performance in school, and the ceiling in this technique is undoubtedly Chen Peisi.

Although Shen Yi's level is incomparable with other masters, but he has already initially developed his own style and characteristics, accompanied by a unique music singing, which makes people's eyes shine, and they believe in it. The audience applauds and applauds .

Shen Yi: "If you don't believe me, try a piece of it to see if it's crispy."

Zhao Lirong smiled and picked up a piece, put it in her mouth and sang: "I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It is indeed a bit crunchy!"

Shen Yi asked: "Why is it so brittle?"

Zhao Lirong spread her hands: "Why are you so brittle?"

Shen Yi continued to ask: "May I ask you now?"

Zhao Lirong thought for a while and hesitated, "Me?"

Shen Yi pressed on step by step with a proud expression on his face: "Why is it so brittle?"

"Why is it so brittle?"

Seeing Shen Yi's appearance, the audience in the audience held back their laughter, guessing that it would be time for Zhao Lirong to reveal his shortcomings.

Sure enough, seeing the old lady Zhao Lirong slowly backing away, she turned her head to the phone again, and said loudly into the microphone: "It's just a plate of big radishes!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Good good!!!"

"A carrot meeting! A big plate of carrots!"

"Oh, that's great!"

Although it had been expected, but after Zhao Lirong said this sentence, the audience in the audience immediately became a group of joy again.

The enthusiastic applause almost knocked over the roof in an instant, and the sound was so loud that the performances of several people on the stage stopped for several seconds.

After a while, when the applause subsided, Shen Yi on the stage walked up to Zhao Lirong angrily and said, "Didn't you tell the truth again!!!"

However, this time Zhao Lirong didn't care about Shen Yi anymore, and proudly picked up the phone on the table and said in Tangshan dialect proudly: "Have you always heard clearly?"

Seeing that Zhao Lirong ignored him, Shen Yi became even angrier all of a sudden, and shouted at the old lady: "Hey! Who are you talking to?"

When the old lady heard this, she put down her mobile phone and said loudly, "Price Bureau!"

"Ouch!" Shen Yi really panicked when he heard this, and said to Ma Li who was not far behind: "Ouch..."

"Now we don't plan to open!"

Zhao Lirong looked at the anxious Shen Yi, but waved his hands and said with a smile: "Want to open? I'll give you a secret recipe."

"Tell me quickly, tell me quickly!" Shen Yi also went to the doctor for his illness, and when he heard that Zhao Lirong had an idea, he quickly bowed and cupped his hands.

"Bring a pen!" Zhao Lirong rolled up her sleeves confidently and said.

"Quick pen and ink are waiting for you!" Shen Yi also hurriedly chimed in.

At this time, on the side of the stage, the girls in cheongsams who had prepared earlier came on stage one by one following Shen Yi's greeting.

Inside the tray are those holding pens and ink, and some holding red gold-sprinkling boards.

The audience who looked at the audience were shocked.

"Good guy, this skit is awesome. Comedy has the burden! Pingju has it! There is also an adaptation of pop music! In the end, even the calligraphy is done???"

"This sketch is really lively!"

But the most surprising thing to say here is actually Zhao Lirong's family members who are sitting in front of the TV and watching the Spring Festival Gala.

They usually work outside. Although they know that the old lady is preparing for the Spring Festival Gala this year, the whole family, except for the old lady, has no literary and artistic work, let alone help.

No one expected that this old lady who knew nothing but her own name at home could write calligraphy!

Good guy!Really good guy! ! !

At this moment, the sons of Zhao Lirong's family looked at me and I looked at you, all with subtle shy expressions.

Let's take a look at our mother, let's take a look at a few of us... Sigh, this is really such a good gene.

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Not to mention the reaction of everyone in front of the TV at this time.

On the stage at this time, Shen Yi also hurriedly picked up the brush from the first tray, filled the ink and handed it to Zhao Lirong respectfully:

"Old man, old man, please..."

Zhao Lirong was also unambiguous, picked up the pen in the expectant eyes of everyone, and flicked a bunch of... Each stroke was very beautiful, and soon wrote the word "goods" on the first board!

Then the second word "true".

The third "price".

The fourth "real".

good word!good words!
The real deal!Although the society has talked about 315 for so many years, how many businesses can really do it, but the money is touching?
In the end......... Hi basically became a slogan, the merchants took it as a joke, and the seller thought it was unlucky.

Looking at the familiar and conspicuous four big characters, the audience seemed to have forgotten when was the last time they said goodbye.

it is good!very nice!

This theme is really good and close to people's livelihood.

It may not be as ambitious as other sketches that can talk about national righteousness and social policies, but it is precisely because of the absence of those boring fakes that it can finally focus on the lives that really concern millions of people.

In an instant, the emotions in the audience's hearts surged, and they had everything they wanted, but what remained unchanged was their appreciation for this sketch.

Thunderous applause!

But on the stage at this time, because the cheongsam lady turned to face the audience after writing a word, the audience saw it, and Shen Yi was a beat slower than them.

As Shen Yi turned forward, he finally saw these four words clearly, and then he couldn't help but read them out:

"The real deal??!"

"You, you... What do you mean?" How could Shen Yi not know that the old lady was mocking him at this time, and immediately asked angrily.

However, Zhao Lirong didn't want to say any more, and not to be outdone, she also said to Shen Yi: "You don't even understand what it means, you are such a stick!"

Shen Yi couldn't say no to the old lady, turned around angrily, and said to Ma Li, "Hey, she said we are sticks! You old lady... ouch!"

Before he finished speaking, Zhao Lirong picked up the big bag from the ground, then twisted his body violently, and the big bag hit Shen Yi directly on the head.

After finishing speaking, he walked away chicly with his bag on his back, and sang as he walked:

"Walking in all directions, the road is long and the water is long!"

"Confused.....one village after another, go everywhere!!!"

The old lady walked halfway and then came back, just when the audience's eyes lit up and thought there was a turning point.

I saw Zhao Lirong yank hard, and directly took the white rag in his hand.

He directly shook Shen Yi who also thought there was a turning point again.

"Hahaha! It turns out that I didn't take the rag!"

"That's the old lady who looks like a thrifty housekeeper! Can you throw away the rag?"

"It is water-absorbing, soft, and polished!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh oh oh!"

"Good good!!!"

The audience in the audience couldn't stop applauding.

Bow down!

Shen Yi held Ma Li with one hand, and felt that Ma Li's whole hand was trembling slightly, it was cold!

Zhao Lirong, who stepped down from the stage ahead of schedule, had a different feeling. She was so excited. Seeing that she was in her 80s, she stood there as if she was about to jump up.

"How is it, Shen Yi? How do you feel about our performance this time?" Different from the feeling on the stage, the old lady at this time was a little more real, and asked Shen Yi eagerly.

Hearing this, Ma Li couldn't care less about trembling, and stared nervously at Shen Yi at the same time.

"Yeah, brother Yi, how did you behave?"

As the screenwriter of the whole drama, he is also the person in charge of series connection in the whole drama. Although Shen Yi is the coordinator, not the protagonist, but he who coordinates the whole rhythm obviously has a little more experience of the scene than Zhao Lirong who entered the drama. The atmosphere and the chance for the audience to react.

Of course, Ma Li can do this, but she obviously wants to hear what Shen Yi has to say.

However, looking at the expectant eyes of the old and the young, the corner of Shen Yi's mouth unconsciously raised slightly, and then quickly dropped it, with a low tone but pretending that nothing happened:

"Very good... very good, everyone performed very well! Do you... listen to the audience's reaction, very good!"

Zhao Lirong and Ma Li looked at Shen Yi's smiling face which was not much better than crying, and they looked at each other silently, their hearts seemed to be pierced with holes, and they were so cold that they couldn't die in an instant.

My first reaction was that my line must have been wrong, and there was an accident in the performance!
Or... Could it be a typo? ? ?It shouldn't be possible after practicing for so long! ! !

But I'm illiterate... Could it be that I really mistyped "genuine" in public? ? ?

The old lady grabbed Shen Yi anxiously and said: "Is it! Is it me..."

"That's right!" Shen Yi nodded in pain.

"It's really because of you. Your acting is so good that it completely compares me and Ma Li. Alas, we can't live anymore. I feel so uncomfortable, woo woo woo..."

While talking, Shen Yi pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes, but he really wiped half a tear.

I was so excited yesterday, I didn't sleep well, I was really sleepy......

Ma Li: "..." (;[-]_[-])
Zhao Lirong: "(▼皮▼#)!!!"

"Stinky boy! Stinky boy! You scared me to death!!!"

The old lady punched Shen Yi a few times with her fists, and she couldn't help laughing at the end.

Immediately, Shen Yi and Ma Li also laughed, laughed and cried, cried and laughed, all the pressure and expectations were vented at this moment, it was extremely happy.

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One hour later, in the early morning hours, for the sake of the old lady's health, Shen Yi, Ma Li and the director of the Spring Festival Gala, Ha Wen, walked out of the Spring Festival Gala studio ahead of schedule.

Inside the door are gongs and drums, and the lights and dances are full of jubilation. Outside the door, Kyoto, the moon and stars are sparse, and there is a bit of quiet beauty in the cold.

Shen Yi and Ma Li supported the old lady and walked towards the car outside the door step by step.

Shen Yi couldn't help joking with the old lady while walking.

"How does the old lady feel about going to the Spring Festival Gala? Come again next year???"

"Hey, that's it. I won't come, old lady. I'd better give the stage to you young people. I'm going home to hold my grandson and granddaughter."

The old lady's tone was a little smug, but the tiredness on her face couldn't be concealed at all.

Shen Yi felt distressed and wrapped the scarf and hat around the old lady a little tighter, but he said unforgivingly:

"Old lady Che, you are not kind. That's not what you said when you didn't go to the Spring Festival Gala. Now that you're here... it's just like that??? Do you know that your name is Versailles?"

"What game?"

"It's okay... I'm so proud of you!"

"Hey! Of course! I have been to the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Yes, yes, yes! And let me tell you, this is just the beginning, and you will still be hot in the future." Shen Yi laughed.

"The brat lied to me again..." Zhao Lirong said disapprovingly, curling her lips.

"Hey, I'm telling the truth this time, can we make a bet?" Shen Yi also said helplessly.

Good guy, this is really a wolf, and now the old lady who suddenly said the truth seriously doesn't believe it.

"Don't gamble, pornography, gambling, and drugs are illegal!" the old lady said strongly.

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(End of this chapter)