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Chapter 292 "The Police and the Thief" "The Police and Me"

The next day, Shen Yi slept until two o'clock in the afternoon before slowly getting up from the bed. His movements were like a mutated zombie, moving slowly and grinning.

"My head hurts..."

Suppressing the bouts of dizziness that still appeared in his head, Shen Yi gulped down a large bottle of water beside the bed before letting out a breath, then threw his head back down on the soft pillow again.

Looking blankly at the ceiling without focusing his eyes, Shen Yi was quickly filtering what happened yesterday in his mind.

When he arrived at the hotel, he was fed for two consecutive rounds by the crowd, and then two official bosses came to set up a three-month performance, and then he was fed for another four rounds, and then he woke up... ...

The memory stuck in my mind at the last second... It seems that before I fainted, I looked around and ruled out the deputy director Wang on the right, who was full of alcohol, and planted my head on Liu Yifei's white and firm thigh .

"Fuck!!! It's a mistake to drink, and the dizziness is really too fast!!!"

Shen Yi slapped his thigh angrily, his heart was full of regret.

"No, I'm distracted... The most important thing is the public welfare performance that was promised. According to what the leader said, in three months, they should take the capital and the surrounding provinces. You have to go to the management office again."

"Although the time is not too rushed, but now the partners around me are different from the past. The schedule is relatively tight. The theme and story are decided earlier. He has to ask for other people's wishes earlier, but what is the whole sketch? Persuading people to be kind and positive... To be honest, this subject matter doesn't really have much to do with sketches..."

Shen Yi thought about it in pieces, and for a long time he couldn't think of a reason.

At this moment, Yu Nian in the living room also walked in when he heard the movement in Shen Yi's room, looked at Shen Yi who was lying on the bed in a daze, and laughed, "Why are you sleeping well? Are you still awake?"

"Sleep means I've slept well, the alcohol has not gone away, you sent me back yesterday?" Shen Yi asked casually in a more comfortable position.

"Yeah, good guy, you were really exaggerated when you were drunk. You fell directly on Teacher Liu Yifei's thigh and couldn't get up. You didn't let go while hugging her thigh. In the end, you know how hard I wasted. I just dragged you up, no, I almost exhausted me, that means you are my brother." Yu Nian had a complacent expression on his face, begging for praise, but at this moment, Shen Yi's face couldn't help but become darker and darker.

"Yes yes yes... With a bastard brother like you, why would I not be single for the rest of my life." Shen Yi picked up the pillow and threw it viciously on Yu Nian's face and said bitterly.

"Hey, I didn't say that. By the way, did you agree to study the two leaders yesterday? What kind of sketch do you want to bring me?" Yu Nian laughed after catching the pillow with his hands.

Shen Yi raised his brows and said, "Why aren't you going to take advantage of the heat to get more exposure recently? Follow along to do the strenuous work."

If other celebrities say they are willing to accept such activities, apart from their love of public welfare activities, they will inevitably want to establish a good relationship with Shen Yi and pave the way for the next movie.

But Yu Nian doesn't have this aspect, everyone knows that as long as there is a suitable role, Shen Yi will definitely leave it for Yu Nian, and there is no need to deal with those who are not.

"Oh, it's not very interesting. The cast and crew that approached me are all too uniform and not very challenging. In terms of variety shows, "Running Man" and "Extreme Challenge" invited me, but they are just a foil, which is not very interesting." Yu Nian said.

"'Running Man' and 'Extreme Challenge' still invited you??? Then why no one invited me???" Shen Yi asked with a puzzled expression.

Yu Nian said speechlessly: "I have invited you! I have been invited several times. You were on vacation at the time, and you didn't read some important invitations that Xiaoya sent you, did you? They thought it was useless to invite you, and finally remembered to call To put it bluntly, what about me and Ma Li is to use the theme of "Charlotte Annoyance" to give them another issue of cold rice."

After all, he has been in the entertainment industry for a few years, and Yu Nian is no longer the idealistic rookie who just graduated. There are many black, gray, white, and yellow things in the entertainment industry.

Whether he likes it or not, whether he participates or not, he gradually gets in touch with many people, young and old.

He hates this atmosphere, but Yu Nian still likes acting, and he still can't let go of acting.

After all, Yu Nian's situation is actually quite similar to Zhang Yi's. Both of them are obsessed with acting. They like to challenge acting skills, like to break through, and also like to be called acting school by others. They use this way to realize their own value.

Looking at Yu Nian's appearance, Shen Yi couldn't help recalling in "Charlotte's Annoyance" his performance of Zhang Yang. It has to be said that at least in this kind of drama that he is good at, Yu Nian's acting skills have reached to a very high level.

Of course, you said that you insisted on asking him to play a positive role, like Zhang Yi, playing An Xin or something, that is indeed a bit of nonsense.

But with him as the leader, maybe some sketches of Chen and Zhu in the previous life can be restored...

"Huh??? Chen and Zhu's sketch!" A flash of inspiration flashed in Shen Yi's mind, and he suddenly thought of a classic sketch "The Police and the Thief" by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao

This skit is another representative work of the two after "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role". However, for such a work, the framework of the skit was actually provided by the Ministry of Public Security in Kyoto at that time. In other words, this is a typical proposition composition.

For such a serious proposition, it is necessary to make it into a comedy sketch, which can educate people with jokes, and its difficulty is no less than that of Mount Everest with a heavy load on its back.

However, after many changes and even quarrels between Chen and Zhu, they finally explored this script, which uses the thief pretending to be a policeman to show off for his accomplices as the background and clues of the sketch.

The gap in the relationship between the classic characters and the conflict in comedy can be said to have influenced countless sketches in later generations, such as the two-part "The Police and Me" released by the young master and me in the second season of "Annual Comedy Contest", many of which have burdens The jokes can also be seen from Chen and Zhu's "The Police and the Thief".

Shen Yi thought to himself, and quickly came up with an idea: "Well, "The Police and the Thief" and "The Police and Me", both of these works are good, try to rehearse, if possible, look for opportunities for these two works depending on the situation Use it."

(End of this chapter)